Saturday, October 1, 2011

Lokomoko Gone Fishing

So, the Lokomoko guys gone fishing on the September 30, 2011 episode. Because they're gone fishing, there will be fishing gags. And when there's fishing gags, TALENTADONG FAMILY gone camping for some jokes like these:

1) Bonfire - Iha, nabalitaan ko sa twitter na dito sa gubat na to, meron daw Dracula! Iha, wag nating lalapitan yun, BONFIRE yun eh!

2) Gadgets - Bagets?

3) Vacation - Playstation?

4) Fishing - Masyadong maikli ang tali mo. Kumuha ka ng FISHING mahaba!

5) Kamote - Tingan mo ang pantal mo, ayan hindi na yan mawawala, kamot ka ng KAMOTE!

6) Snakes - Who's SNAKES in line?

7) Camping - Paano ka ca-camping, wala kang pinggan!

...after this whole camping, let's go to Inday Garutay's sari sari store for something Inday Garutay called it "MISCOMMUNICATION". For instance;

1) "Lagi may toyo sa ulo"

2) "Yung kasambahay ni Dianne, lagi siyang sinasabon ni Dianne"

3) "Tinubuan ng sungay"

4) "Make-up test"

5) "Nagsusunog ng kilay"

6) "Nag-iisang dibdib"

7) "Binabakuran"

8) "Anak ng tupa"

...and that's it for Inday Garutay's Miscommunication. Hope we like "cold cats" as our pulutan. Ha ha ha!

Time to wrap it our fishing trip with a little game of "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYHOW?!"

1) Sige, hubarin mo na ang suot mo, tatanggalin ko ang lamig mo sa katawan! - Masahista

2) Hindi ako rocker, pero kayang kaya kong mag rock! - Rocking chair

3) Lagi na lang akong tagasalo - Bra

4) Nakunan ako! - model

5) Bakit hindi kayo sigurado tuwing sinasabi n'yo kung ano ako? - baka

6) Ako ang biktima ng murder - Daliri/kuko

7) Bakit kahit matanda na ako binebeybi nyo pa rin ako? - Aling Baby

Friday, September 30, 2011

ARK Performance Veloster for SEMA 2011!

2011 ARK Performance Veloster


The 2012 Hyundai Veloster is definitely an eccentric hatchback because it has one door at the driver's side and two doors at the passenger's side.  It was even featured on the Korean drama, City Hunter, as Lee Min Ho's car of choice.

If that wasn't good enough to your tastes, tuning team ARK Performance decided to kick it up a little to the Hyundai Veloster for this year's SEMA Show this November 1 to 4 at the Las Vegas Convention Center.

While specs became scarce before the show, the ARK Performance Veloster is tuned to have a turbocharger on its GDi engine.

SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK, JANE PANDA!

We interrupt your moment for some breaking news courtesy of BANANA SPLIT'S ANG TV PATROL NEWS AND OTHER AFFAIRS!

Congressman Roman Romulo lets Shalani to go for showbiz!

The congressman

Uh-huh, he accepts whatever Shalani wants. Whatever Shalani wants, Shalani gets.

And whatever we want aerobics, Jane Panda (Melai Cantiveros) is here again for some new workout routine. 

Jane Panda

Oh wait, Jane Panda has fatigue...

On SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK, the million peso vase was broken because Aling Maring, Dolores' mom, knocked it by accident. David got mad and the only way to pay off to the damages is her daughter, Dolores. Will this deal work? Find out soon!

On Windy Valdez's weather report, there will be two typhoons coming. If one hasn't rain, the other one will rain.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

2012 Honda City Minor Change

2012 Honda City


What an unsuspecting move...

Here in Thailand, the 2012 Honda City (known in some as the Ballade) minor change has arrived and for this minor change, the City gained a new grille, new X-shaped bumpers, new rims, new rear lamps, ECO indicator, blue-colored instrumental panels, and that's about it.

I hope that Honda Cars Philippines got the memo about the Honda City minor change and bring it here soon.



Driving Music (What is the name of the song on car commercial?) Vol. 13

So, our blog's too "insecure" against incoming attacks coming from people who kept on asking what was that song played on a certain car commercial, eh? Earlier, we got attacked by a hacker who want to find out the song on the BMW 1-Series F20 ad or perhaps an unknown enemy who's asking what was the song in the Kia Sportage commercial. These guys never learn, eh? You better not Google search what you heard on that ad, understood?

Okay, for emergency reasons, another set of Driving Musics (Car Commercial Songs) are on the way:

5. Welcome To The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance - as heard on the latest Subaru Forester "Sunset Drive" Japanese TV ad!

4. Open Up Your Door by Hawley Richard - as heard from the Renault Megane GT Line French TV ad.

3. Sparkle by Ayumi Hamasaki - as heard on the Honda Zest Spark TV ad from Japan since December 2008.

2. Love Will Keep Us Together by Captain and Tenille - as heard from the Philippine Toyota Innova TV ad. I LOVE MY INNOVA!

1. Party Rock by LMFAO - as heard in the latest Kia Soul TV ad (as you know it, the Hamstars are dancing!)

...That's it for now!

RIMS THAT SHINE BRIGHT IN THE DARK!



You've never seen a BMW 7-Series wearing that kind of rims. Of course, this is one heck of an insane idea. You would see its rims all rigged with some LED lighting. This weird kind of lighting brings the new meaning to the word "BLING BLING" and it goes "IN THE DARK LIKE A BOSS", you know what I'm saying?

Whoever did it must have meant it.

Pedal-powered 5G Grandeur in China!?



In country like China, where the Hyundai 5G Grandeur sold as the Azera, those guys created a pedal-powered version of the Hyundai 5G Grandeur that made everyone fooled that this was a 5G Grandeur.

It was some kind of a Korean luxury car minus the luxury features because this is a pedal-powered version but whoever done it must have meant it.

Special-edition WISH MONOTONE

Toyota Wish 1.8S MONOTONE


On sale next week, the Toyota Wish 1.8S Monotone is the special variant that offers only two colors such as Black and White Pearl Crystal Shine. If you choose black, then the paneling on the inside is black. If you choose white, then the paneling on the inside is white. Simple as that because it's MONOTONE.

Prices start at 2,170,000 Japanese Yen while the 4WD variant cost about 2,359,000 Japanese Yen.

Available for bookings at Netz dealerships this October 3.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

IBANG IBA ANG BABAEING TRICYCLE DRIVER!

We interrupt this program for some breaking news on BANANA SPLIT'S ANG TV PATROL NEWS AND OTHER AFFAIRS!

Lowering the age of those who have criminal liability, rejected by Commission on Human Rights Chairperson Etta Rosales! Why? Because they won't do that to be fair because...they should need "kid cops" to do the jobs against the juveniles.

The kiddie cop

Yep, just to be fair, there should be "kiddie cops" patrolling against juvies. Whatever...

On "Ibang Iba si Eba", we witnessed that what if women are doing the tricycle job.

Female tricycle driver

On another SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK, Dolores' mom accidentally knocked off the million peso vase! Will David catch the vase? Tune in tomorrow!

The vase! The vase!

And for the weather report according to Windy Valdez, a tropical depression will arrive. Nope, not the typhoon, the TROPICAL DEPRESSION band. We have tickets.

Windy Valdez


THEY GOT THE PROOF OF ACHIEVEMENT!

Dodge Viper SRT10 ACR '08


This is it. After speculations, Chrysler Group LLC released a raw video footage of the 2010 Dodge Viper SRT10 ACR showing that this model reigned as fastest production car at the Nurburgring at the lap time of 7:12.130, making it the 4th fastest!

Here's the proof of achievement:



Is this the perfect time to return the Dodge Viper soon? I mean look at this achievement, this is the proof that we want the Dodge Viper back and hey, I love the SRT10 ACR's crispy engine sound. Congratulations Chrysler Group LLC for such an achievement you've never know you had.

Kia Pride UB meets KARA

Kia Pride UB meets KARA

To keep themselves salivating over the all new Kia Pride UB, the Korean car brand has launched a special site featuring famous K-POP girl team, KARA.

Check out the special site:

On this special Kia Pride site, not only you can find out more about its new exterior, interior, safety, and performance, the KARA girls will tell you how the new Kia Pride is done with their special videos on that special site. Why not check it out?

ALL NEW KIA PRIDE/RIO UB

Since its premieres at Geneva, New York, and Frankfurt, the all new Kia Pride (Rio) UB really throws a curve to the compact car buyers thanks to its distinctive design Peter Schreyer penned it to make it more recognizable and saucy indeed in today's market.

The Pride naming dates back in the year 1986 as a three-door hatchback following with the 5-door version in 1988 and a 4-door sedan (the Kia Pride Beta) in 1990. It was later discontinued in 1994 to give way to the Kia Avella, which was discontinued in 1999 to give way to the Kia Rio. However, in the summer of 2005, the Pride naming returned as the Korean version of the second-generation Kia Rio JB and it was available in sedan and hatchback forms.


2012 Kia Pride



2012 Kia Pride Hatchback


While this new model used the base Hyundai Accent RB as its foundation, the all new, 2012 Kia Pride/Rio UB was a different kind of Korean compact car, using its odds to beat the likelihood of the Hyundai Accent RB, Ford Fiesta, and Chevrolet Aveo/Sonic. The front end can be somewhat rounder than the previous model but with some swooping details because of the trademark "Tiger Nose" grille, which became the center of Kia Motors. It was available in either the 4-door and 5-door hatchback so there are choices to consider for the customers.


2012 Kia Pride interior


The new interior is well-sculpted and well-mannered because of the high-grade finishing materials but it lacks character rather than the Hyundai Accent RB's interior, which has the finest luxury features equipped for their own conveniences. What surprises them is the supervision cluster with a clear back-lit trip computer mounted in the middle, which provides real time information such as distance to empty and optimum fuel consumption. Looks somewhat interesting because that supervision cluster reminds us of that feature we found at the Kia Sportage R. For the Kia Pride Hatchback, there is a 60:40 split folding rear seat to provide plenty of flexibility when carrying loads of baggage.

The main transmission available is a 6-speed automatic transmission with the manual + automatic gate for a smoother driving and the new Pride has two engine types available such as the Gamma 1.4 MPI engine and the Gamma 1.6 GDi engine, both were sourced from the Hyundai Accent RB. The Gamma 1.4 MPI engine is an all new engine that provides 108ps of power, 13.9kg-m of torque, and 16.1km/L of fuel economy while keeping low emissions. The high-performance Gamma 1.6 GDi engine provides 140ps of power, 17.0kg-m of torque, and 16.7km/L of fuel economy. The Pride Eco Plus variant features an idling stop function that can automatically shut off the Gamma 1.6 GDi engine when stopped, providing optimum fuel consumption and lower emissions for a cleaner driving no matter what.

The All New Pride offers a host of safety features such as Cruise Control, Hill Ascend Control, six airbags, Tire Pressure Monitoring System, Emergency Signal System, Rear Camera, and back warning system for convenient parallel parking.

Both the All New Kia Pride sedan and hatchback are available in 10 color variations such as Bright Silver, Formal Deep Blue, Electronic Blue, Wendy Brown, Fresh Beige, White, Black, Platinum Graphite, and Signal Red.

My comment:
Of course, we know all about the All New Pride since its world premiere in Geneva, New York, and Frankfurt. We were going to see this new model on the new Korean drama, Poseidon, but does the new Pride got what it takes to win the hearts of many customers who were shying away from the Mazda Demio, Hyundai Accent RB, Toyota Belta, Toyota Vitz, and the Chevrolet Aveo/Sonic? With its seamless design, intuitive performance, and impressive packaging, no wonder that this new model won the Automotive Brand Contest 2011 Best of Best.

One question is, can the new Kia Pride be available in the Philippines as the new Rio like the rest of the world does? See if we care...



Photo: Kia Motors