Saturday, September 10, 2011

What we learned on the September 10, 2011 episode of Sabadabadog

What we saw on the September 10, 2011 episode of Sabadabadog?

- Let's count with Sabadabadog and Ate Michelle! Time to count some "batteries"

- Even if it's rainy, Don Kahon took us for a field trip to Kuya Hubert's and he teaches us some fun art activities during a rainy day

- Let's move with Bebe Garu! "Kaya niyo bang tumalon-talon at umikot-ikot na parang ganito?"

- We learned the letter "NG"

- Kuya Tonipet told us a story of "Basketball sa Ulan"

- Mei-mei brought us in to learn about the number "2"

- Today's lesson: Just because it's raining outside does not mean that there's no playtime. You can still play, indoors!

Battle of the Brainless: Mindless Masters Edition Round Four!

What just happened on the September 9, 2011 episode of Lokomoko?

- Rural gags

- It's everyone's préféré! Battle of the Brainless Mindless Masters Edition!

Angel Locsintus Bacillus Shrotastrain

Cherry Guy Picache

Pip Sotto

Jinky Doo

Manny Misalucha

Question 1: Sino itong fictional character sa pelikula na ginagampanan ng actor na si Chris Evans? Siya ay may initials na C.A.

Answers: Cash Advance, Court of Appeals, Commonwealth Avenue, Cory Aquino, Cayetano Arellano, Justice Cayetano Arellano, Caloy Alde, Caloy America, Corporal America, COLONEL AMERICA

Question 2: Sino itong artistang pinag-aagawan ng mga lalaking sina Coco at Matteo? Siya ay may initials na M.S.

Answers: Midnight Snack, Magic Sing, Max Sorvan, Meteor Shower, Mega Star, Medium Star, Meryl Streep, Marita Sobel, Maritess Samson, Maricel Soriano, Meryl Soriano, Baby Meryl Soriano, Maita Soriano, MASTER SHOWMAN

- Magalang Republic in DEMOLITION

- More of Whose Line Is It...ANYHOW?!

1) Nung sanggol ka kailangan mo ako at ngayong matanda ka na kailangan mo nanaman ako! - Diaper

2) Lagi na lang masama ang loob mo pag wala ako. - pera

3) Lagi nyo na lang inaabangan ang katapusan ko! - buwan

4) Wag kang mag alala paliligayahin ko ang mga anak mo! - Toys/Laruan

5) Ang taong gipit sa akin kumakapit - Bumbay

6) Grabe! Ang mga magulang koy parang mantika - Baby oil

7) Buhay ng anak mo ang kapalit kapag nasira ako - Condom

"YAN ANG OBVIOUS!"

What just happened on the September 9, 2011 episode of Bubble Gang?

- Zombies gags on the loose!

- The proposal's too hard for one psychic because that ruins her element of surprise

- Dan and Serye faces off in a dance session

- How does Bureche take advantage to Chris Brownie for recess?

Bureche talks to Chris Brownie

- Obvious ba ang pad ko? YAN ANG OBVIOUS because Bubble Gang does Modess Ultrathin by spoofing this commercial as PODESS ULTRATHIN! Obvious ba?

Bubble Gang does Modess!

- Your favorite PICKUP LINES players battling out for PICKUP LINES supremacy again!

Sukli

Dahon

Boy Pick Up

1) Photographer ka ba? Kasi pag nakikita kita, napapa-smile ako!

2) Uling ka ba? Kasi nagbabaga ang damdamin ko sa iyo!

3) Kuto ka ba? Kasi di ka matanggal sa ulo ko!

4) Intsik ka ba? Kasi I want to show my love and Hopia like it to you.

5) Buhawi ka ba? Kasi pinapaikot mo ang mundo ko

6) Bagay tayo...Kasi ang lighter pag pinatong mo sa pader, sumasabog...

7) Holdapper ka ba? Bibigay ko sa iyo lahat. Huwag mo lang ako sasaktan

8) Na-mi-miss kita...Thank you...

- Balitang News is all lubricated and vibrated to bring you some crazy news!

Balitang News

- His neighbor is his wife? OH NO!

- Welcome to Tragedy Bar, a place where you can cry all you want!

Tragedy Bar

Friday, September 9, 2011

The Run of the all new Porsche 911 Carrera S (991)

Porsche 911 Carrera S (991)
on Need For Speed: THE RUN


So this is it...

The all new Porsche 911 Carrera S (991) made a special appearance on the upcoming Need For Speed The Run video game, to be released this November 15, 2011, and the only way to get the 991 is pre-ordering the Limited Edition.

The new Porsche 911 (991) is the first to be equipped with the world's first seven-speed manual gearbox and this can be a huge advantage to the players.

Be sure to preorder this so you can be the first to try the 991!


Check it out! More Korepino!

Yes, Ryan Bang's in the house for another Korepino! Okay, here's the words;

1) The Korean word for "Qualities" or "Katangian" is Tuek Seong but sounds like "Tukso" or "Tease"

2) The Korean word for "Thin" or "Payat" is "Yalb Eun" but sounds like "Yabang"

Oh well, that's it for now!

Francis Tolentinoy (Manuel Chua)

ANG TV PATROL BREAKING NEWS! Seems that the fines are increased against those who are DUI (Driving Under the Influence). This was done by MMDA chairman (so-called) Francis Tolentinoy and whoa! Someone's caught for being DUI!

Tomorrow's weather will be MA-ULAN according to PAGASA KA PA!

Toyota Vitz RS G's (G Sports)

2012 Toyota Vitz RS G's


The latest addition of Toyota's Sport Conversion Series, known as G's (G Sports), is the Vitz RS G's, using the NCP131 Toyota Vitz RS as the base to create the ultimate Vitz that no other Japanese car enthusiasts never seen before since its preview at the 2011 Tokyo Auto Salon.

The Vitz RS G's features an impressive exterior design that is highly attractive in the eyes of Japanese car enthusiasts. With all that aero kit attached, this souped up Vitz RS is one heck of a monster. Imagine driving at the Hakone with that one! On the interior, red stitching is applied on the steering wheel, shift knob, and leather seats and the paneling is covered mostly with Carbon Fiber. The dark interior really makes it up for those who put on their leather-scented perfume. This has been proven to be manly enough to drive through the Shutokou and the touge. The all new Vitz RS G's is all about impression.

It is equipped with the 1NZ-FE (1.5L DOHC) engine that produces 80kW (109PS)/6,000r.p.m. of power output, 138N・m (14.1kgf・m) /4,400r.p.m. of torque output, and they can be outfitted with either a 5-speed manual or a Super CVT-i with Manual Mode. A specially tuned suspension and sports brake pads are equipped because this was engineered to be more of a "Fuji Speedway" material.

The Vitz RS G's is available in seven exterior colors such as White Pearl Crystal Shine, Super White II, Silver Metallic, Gray Metallic, Black Mica, Super Red V, and Turquoise Mica Metallic.

My Comment:
You can't resist such a wild temptation on the new Toyota Vitz RS G's because of such aggressive exterior design. Once you're in, there's no way to forget about this car. With G Sports slogan "Control As You Like", you can have fun with the new Vitz RS G's as long as you like. This will be the envy of everyone at the Daikoku Parking Area.

Available at Netz dealerships this early October.

Photo: Toyota Motor Corporation

Wow! Diet Coke gets a minor change!

MINOR CHANGE
FOR DIET COKE!


What a surprise. I noticed that the Diet Coke labeling underwent some kind of minor change. Made me shocked but remains the same great Diet Coke taste...

How does that new look made you feel?

Saan Kaya Galing?

Kuya Kim Atienza says "Saan Kaya Galing?" or "Where are these come from?" when we look at something good. Oh yes, this is the latest TV commercial for Pigrolac.

Remember what the the scientist from AKEY said:

"Only Pigrolac contains Pigrobuilders for lean meat production."

Sounds true and most people rely on Pigrolac as the best hog feed for productivity. LAMANG KA SA MALAMAN! Approved for the Baboy Kampeon (Swine Champion) in mind!




Rate ko: 3.1/5

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Cool Metal...

Axe Shower Gel - Cool Metal


I'm guessing this is the newest addition to the Axe Shower Gel lineup - the Axe Cool Metal Shower Gel.

When I smelled it, I never thought this variant has the best smell ever compared to most Axe Shower Gels I've used in the past. I love this kind of Axe Shower Gel because of the added fine quartz and zinc that keeps me energetic all day long.

I've bought this at Safeway and upon my first week of using this, I am highly recommending this new kind of Axe Shower Gel to almost anybody...

Toyota to unveil PIXIS kei cars this month - first PIXIS is based on the Move Conte!

Toyota Motor Corporation will unveil the first of the new PIXIS sub-brand this late September 2011 under the name "PIXIS SPACE" (ピクシススペース), which was based on the Daihatsu Move Conte compact car. After the Toyota version of the Daihatsu Move Conte was released this month, there will be a Toyota versions of the Daihatsu Hijet Truck and Van coming this December and by next year a Toyota version of the upcoming Daihatsu kei car that provides a fuel economy of 30.0km/L in JC08 Mode test cycle.

Toyota will also make its own mini-store that sells these kind of kei cars called "PIXIS STATION" soon, until then, stay tuned before the reveal of Toyota's first kei car sourced from Daihatsu.

"An Die Freude" for Toyota...

Lexus LFA Nurburgring Edition


Both the 2011 Nissan GT-R R35 Phase II and the 2012 Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 will be passed out because the Lexus LFA Nurburgring Edition clocked the Nurburgring Nordschleife within a lap time of 7:14.64, making it the 4th fastest Production Vehicle in the Nurburgring!



Toyota Motor Corporation brought in test driver Akira Iida to conduct a Nurburgring time attack with the Lexus LFA Nurburgring Edition, equipped with Bridgestone Potenza RE070 tires developed specifically to this car. A roll cage was installed for this car as well.

I am surely got my mind blown away upon seeing this result. As a matter of fact, we were passed out because of such lap time achieved by the most powerful Lexus LFA ever made.

Flashback: Obviously Sporty...



In a country like Thailand, it's a different angle to advertise such a Bridgestone product like the Bridgestone MY-01 Sport Tourer, a different kind of Sports Tire that can enhance your car's appearance and handling.

On that ad, we saw some geek asking to some man that he wants the man's daughter to go out for a church until the dad saw the Bridgestone MY-01 attached on the geek's Toyota Vitz/Yaris. The dad says "wait right here" and the girl gets inside the geek's Vitz/Yaris and they're going and when the Vitz/Yaris stopped, the geek says "wait right here" and then quickly modified the Vitz/Yaris and the geek turned into some kind of a street punk! When the street punk gets in, saying that it's hard to fool parents these days, turns out that the girl near him was actually some tough guy dressed as a girl!

The Bridgestone MY-01 Sport Tourer tires are the kind of tires which are "obviously sporty" on the outside and on the inside. Turns girls sitting next to the driver's seat into tough guys dressed as girls.