S. Vettel makes a triumph at Belgium!

There can be a miracle happened at Spa-Francorchamps, Belgium! Red Bull Racing's Sebastian Vettel emerged as the Belgium GP victor with teammate Mark Webber placed second! That's a 1-2 finish for Red Bull Racing! Placing third place was Jenson Button from McLaren-Mercedes, not bad!

Scoop: http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2011/8/12461.html

That was such a suspense happened at Formula One but good thing, S. Vettel managed to hang in there 'till the very end.

What surprises await in Italy this 9-11?

The Bulilit Bank Job

What just happened on the August 28, 2011 episode of Goin Bulilit?

- Money-related "USE IT" jokes

1) Pounds - Kalabit ka nang kalabit, kulang ka talaga sa POUNDS-in!

2) Peso - Wag mo akong gagalitin! Baka gusto mong ilam-PESO ko ang pagmumukha mo!

3) Dollar - Sampung mga DOLLAR-ri, kamay at paa! Dalawang tenga, dalawang mata, ilong na maganda!

4) Dinar - Brenna, pwede ba kitang yayaing mag-DINAR?

5) Yen - Ang sweet mo Clarence. YEN ang gusto!

6) Pataca - Nagyayaya ka ng date, baka walang laman yang PATACA mo!

7) Ringgit - Izzy, mamatay ka sa RINGGIT!

8) Rupee - Ako ang bidang kontrabida. Ako si RUPEE!

9) Rial - Bea, nawawala ka na naman sa RIAL-lidad!

10) Korean Won - KOREAN WON! KOREA-REAN WON! KOREAN TWO! KOREAN-REAN TWO!

11) Thai Baht - Tatay, inaway ulit ako ng kaklase ko. THAI BAHT ganun siya?

12) Yuan - Nakita ko sa diyaryo yung number na tinayaan mo sa lotto! YUAN! YUAN!

13) Dirham - DIR-HAM, I miss you na. Sana pasko na para matikman na kita!

14) Euro - Darating ang araw, yayaman din ako! Ni-EURO-kan nyo ang pagkatao ko!

- bank gags

- Payabangan ng mga painter

- Goin Bulilit music video of "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele

- Another round of "THE BIG GUEST LOSER" as the contestants having a hard time wearing their uniforms!

- Bank robbery gags

- The AZKALS' coach is having a different view to the players!

- Ready Get Set Goin in Holen One!

My experience of getting locked outside

Hi there, it's me, Leopaul!

I'll share you my story that is something embarrassing in my life...

When my two sisters left to Wenatchee and my other is still asleep upstairs, my mommy asked my to locked the doors but that is to the front. Meanwhile, I used the back door to get outside and when I'm outside, I went for a leisure walk. After my leisure walk, I went back to the back door when suddenly, I got locked, all doors! I tried yelling to my sister, Cecille, who is sleeping upstairs, but nothing worked. While I'm stranded outside, I have to say hi to our neighbor, Mrs. Ramos, before I have to come up with a plan. Good thing, I'm still in a Wi-Fi hotspot (because our house is a Wi-Fi hotspot thanks to Qwest, which is now CenturyLink) and while I'm stranded next door, I'm watching some NHK in my iPod Touch.

After watching some NHK on my iPod Touch, I have come up with a plan to get inside because some of the windows are opened. First, I have to realize that the window that leads to my bedroom is open but its too high. I tried getting the ladder but the ladder is chained from the balcony. Nothing worked until...

...I realize something that the window that heads to the living room is open but there's a screen attached. Good thing, some parts of the screen are ripped and I managed to get rid of the screen before getting through the window but it's moderately high so I have to get a chair outside. Later, I'm using the chair as a stand so I can reach through the window. After moments of grip, I managed to get inside my house. That was too close....

Audi A6 Avant Fourth Generation

2012 Audi A6 Avant

Following the footsteps of the fourth-generation Audi A6 C7 sedan, the Audi A6 Avant C7 provides the same level of the new A6 sedan with the added luggage space that what you should expect for a premium sport tourer in Europe. The 4th generation Audi A6 Avant targets the likelihood of the Mercedes-Benz E-Class Estate S212 and the BMW 5-Series Touring F11 as the main rivals but the road ahead is not going to be easy for the new Audi A6 Avant C7.

In the exterior design, the new A6 Avant carries the look from its sedan counterpart but as a wagon, the styling of a German station wagon looks a little bit redundant. It needs a bit more stylish and reasonably mannered like the Honda Accord Tourer (Acura TSX Sport Wagon) but the side view seems to be grateful in the eyes of the businessmen. The biggest mistake of all is the rear view of the new A6 Avant because borrowing the rear lamps from the sedan version looks more overactive and overrated if you know what I mean.

As a sports tourer, the new Audi A6 Avant has a progressed luggage compartment with the capacity of 565 liters (19.95 cu ft). The rear seats can be folded down to make room with lots of items you have in mind, like for instance, a shipment of firearms, a giant statue to fit inside your mansion, several groceries, and other stuff you can fit in. It may be a family wagon, but the Audi A6 Avant focuses more on its premium status. What completes this is the Multimedia Interface (MMI) navigation plus with MMI touch that cooperates with a variety of driving aids and a Bang & Olufsen Advanced Sound System that brings high-definition audio from 15 speakers, which is great to listen to your favorite songs in high quality.

What's the next BIG THING for Audi is the internet connectivity. The available Wi-Fi Hotspot takes full advantage of mobile devices that connects to the internet like the iPhone, great if you want your iPhone go foursquare-ing while riding inside the new A6 Avant. Also, you can Google search points of interest - particularly conveniently via voice control. Those big advantages really made it progressed and the Audi A6 Avant has been progressed to make lots of friends and enemies in the luxury car industry.

Available engines for the Audi A6 Avant were the same as the sedan version such as 2.0 TFSI, 2.8 FSI, 3.0 TFSI, 2.0 TDI DPF 3.0 TDI DPF 204 PS and 3.0 TDI DPF 245 PS. A high performance 3.0 TDI DPF engine with 313 PS will be offered later. Depending on the engine choices, the transmissions offered on the new Audi A6 Avant are multitronic (CVT), 6-speed manual, and 7-speed S tronic. The 8-speed tiptronic will be offered later as well. Most versions come with the Audi drive select driving dynamics system that adjusts the key drivetrain, chassis, and driving aides within four modes such as comfort, auto, dynamic, and individual. For a lightweight feeling, a new "aluminum hybrid body" is placed on the new Audi A6 Avant, the first of its kind since the sedan, to make it more rigid, safer, and lighter than other premium wagons and depending on the engine types, the new Audi A6 Avant weighs 1,715 to 1,865 kilograms.

Safety is a top priority for luxury sport tourers and the new Audi A6 Avant has been progressed to be more safer unlike any other. Thanks to the MMI navigation plus, it makes full use of its safety features such as adaptive headlights, adaptive cruise control with stop & go function and something similar to Toyota's NAVI-AI-SHIFT technology. FF models of the new A6 Avant will receive Electronic Stability Program with electronic LSD (Limited-slip Differential) to make handling more convenient.

The color variation on the new Audi A6 Avant includes Brillantschwarz, Ibisweiß, Aviatorblau Metallic, Dakotagrau Metallic, Eissilber Metallic, Havannaschwarz Metallic, Mondscheinblau Metallic, Oolonggrau Metallic, Quarzgrau Metallic, Daytonagrau Perleffekt, Granatrot Perleffekt, and Phantomschwarz Perleffekt.

My comment:
The new Audi A6 Avant is now ready to take on the big leagues of the premium wagon category because of its advanced features and the aluminum hybrid body armed and ready to show who's the best among the rest. The introductory price of the new Audi A6 Avant is 40,850 Euros, making the cheapest premium wagon of its class, toppling against the BMW 5-Series Touring and the Mercedes-Benz E-Class Estate. What about on the performance side? As surely known, the new A6 Avant can be the biggest loser on its class because only the V8-powered BMW 5-Series Touring and MB E-Class Estate can achieve that.

It's up to the driver to decide the outcome of the new Audi A6 Avant

Photo: AUDI AG

PARTY ROCK!

The Hamstars are back on the latest Kia Soul commercial aired on North America.

On that ad, there was a war going on but with the Hamstars driving the 2012MY Kia Soul, with the song, Party Rock Anthem, playing, PARTY ROCK!

This is one of the coolest TV ads ever seen from the coolest compact crossover from Kia, the Kia Soul!

If Yui Hirasawa became a car, this would be the Renault Wind Gordini Gibson...

Renault Wind Gordini by Gibson

Most fans already familiar about the Gibson brand because of the Gibson Les Paul guitar. Some otakus are familiar because this is the brand of the guitar Yui Hirasawa used on K-ON (take note, the Gibson Les Paul).

If Yui Hirasawa became a car, this would be the Renault Wind Gordini Gibson...

Unveiled at the Rock En Seine music festival, Renault and Gibson collaborate to create a one-off special based on the Renault Wind Gordini.

Not only the Renault Wind Gordini by Gibson made its premiere, Gibson unveiled five 1961 SG guitars loaded with Gordini livery! One of these will be given away as part of the upcoming guitar solo competition.

Despite being a one-off special used in the Rock En Seine music festival, this Wind can go "un-tan, un-tan, un-tan" like Yui-Hirasawa from K-ON!

Scoop: http://www.worldcarfans.com/111082636073/renault-wind-gordini-by-gibson-guitars-unveiled

GITAH!

BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 8/27/11

Before tackling our CLOWN IN A MILLION update, here's the HOT ISSUE from the August 27 update of Banana Split:

1) Ate Ghuy, handang-handa na para sa pinakabago niyang project!

2) Tambalang Vi at Bot, bubuhayin na!

3) Blind item: Cheapanggang komedyante nagnakaw ng pitsel sa isang restaurant!

...and now for CLOWN IN A MILLION:

First, Gian Carlo Guhit from Sampaloc shows up. It's something we should smile about. "Ang pag-ibig ay parang LBM". LOL! Next up, it's Jun "Paris" Acedo from Quezon City. He's PARIS HILLBORN as we see him! After that, Alexander "Tsoknut" Castillo from Quezon City is on the stage. Tsoknut's got talent for humor! Those three turned out be great but only one is proven funny.

The winner is...TSOKNUT from QUEZON CITY! Tsoknut has more firepower than the "Human Appliances" we saw! Congratulations, Tsokunt!