More Awesome Lokomentados!

What just happened on the January 8, 2012 episode of Lokomoko?

- Fiesta gags

- The Lokomentado crew carefully examine about what's what with Jose Manalo...

- Tanong Ko Lang Kulang...Ang coconut oil, galing sa coconu;, ang olive oil, galing sa olive; eh ang baby oil, saan galing?

- Awesome Marie Chan is back for another Awesome Show and this time, she talks with experts dealing about Philippine geographies.

- The Lokomentado crew asks about what's what with Sugar Mercado

- Tanong Ko Lang Kulang...teethbrush ba ang plural ng toothbrush?

- Whose Line Is It Anyhow?!

1) Kayang kaya kong patulugin si Manny Pacquiao! - Sleeping Pills

2) Tulad ko ay di biro, maghapong nakayuko, di naman makatayo, di rin makaupo - Kuba

3) Sabit lang kayo ng sabit sa akin! - Sampayan

4) Di tao, di hayop, may pakpak at naninipsip ng dugo - Napkin with wings

5) Titigil lang kayo kung namumula ako - Traffic Light

6) Hindi ako tsismoso, pero alam niyo ba ang balita? - Dyaryo

7) Nakakainis naman, dikit kayo ng dikit sa akin! - Pandikit

The Car Show got canned!

The Car Show

Guess there is some bad news for the car aficionados from USA because a show titled "The Car Show" hosted by comedian Adam Carolla, motoring journalist Dan Neil, former NBA player John Sally, and Matt Farah, got canceled and no longer returned for the next season.

This show was premiered last year on SPEED as the direct rival of Top Gear USA. Now I don't know when will TGUSA come back but the question is, is Top Gear USA may end up the same fate as The Car Show?!

Scoop: http://www.autoblog.com/2012/01/07/the-car-show-is-cancelled/

IDOLM@STER x Pasela Collaboration

IDOLM@STER x Pasela Collaboration

Okay, time now for the news. As you may know, Pasela restaurant teams up with THE IDOLM@STER for their special menu based on the 2011 anime adaptation of the hit 2007 video game that spawned a sequel since February 2011. This starts at January 10 to 31, 2012 and those who ordered those special iM@S menus will receive an exclusive coaster with images of their favorite 765PRO idols.

What can you say? If you're living in Japan and find a Pasela restaurant that featured this by January 10 to January 31, 2012, you might be lucky to be part of it because what they offered there is Azusa Miura's Wedding Pudding, Yukiho Hagiwara's "Digging a Hole" Pie Stew, Chihaya Kisaragi's Debut Number "Blue Torinku", Miki Hoshii's Onigiri Basket, Hibiki Ganaha's Goya Chanpurū??, Iori Minase's Gorgeous Celeb Strawberry Milk, Ritsuko Akizuki Produce "Kiwi Gelée Soda", Makoto Kikuchi's Special! Black Vinegar and Mixed Berry Health Drink, Takane Shijō's Extra-Large "Ramen", Yayoi Takatsuki's Family Bean Sprout Festival ~Plus Yakiniku Man~, Ami and Mami Futami's Twin Pineapple Float and more.

Scoop: http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2012-01-07/idolm@ster-dishes-offered-at-japan-pasela-restaurants

Dear my friend, the Huayra...

When the all new 2012 Pagani Huayra included on Forza Motorsport 4's January Jalopnik Pack, it sparked fury on our hearts and we are now very confused but happy to try out the successor of the legendary Zonda. At first, I thought that this car was an EA exclusive, just like, well you know. Thanks to some research, the Pagani Huayra was included at some game titled "Asphalt: Injection" and therefore stripped off its EA exclusivity, making this exotic had a mind of its own. Hey, if it weren't for that Asphalt game, Forza Motorsport 4 never thrown everything they had to include the Huayra. Heh, heh.

As speculated at a News portion at some episode of Top Gear, presenters like Jeremy Clarkson and James May find it very hard to pronounce the Huayra name. They go like roaring and pretty soon if a new series comes this year, they will end up the same fate as the Koenigsegg CCX.

A peek through the Huayra's interior

Enough chitter-chatter, now I am very happy to meet up with the Huayra again on a different game. As a fact, the Pagani Huayra was named after the South American god of wind. One look at the Huayra and I'm sure your mind will be blown away. If I had to choose between the Ferrari FF, the Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4 and the Pagani Huayra, what would it be? The Ferrari FF was my choice because of its 4WD drivetrain mixed with classic Ferrari handling but nope, it wasn't powerful enough for my tastes. On the Huayra, it used the teachings from the Pagani Zonda R but it wasn't easy to handle than the Pagani Zonda Cinque and the flaps are too hideous. I was fine about the twin flaps at the back that raises when I corner or brake hard but the Huayra not only have those but it has flaps at the front! Flaps at the front? What the heck, Mr. Pagani? But still, it was worth the power thanks to its Mercedes-AMG M158 V12 engine that doesn't know its real power and torque figures but it is said it is greater than 700PS and 1,000Nm.

The Stig spends some hard time listening to Chihaya Kisaragi's
character song while driving the Huayra at the Top Gear Test Track!

What so fun is the font on the speedometer because the font was so similar from the speedometer of the car most Koreans used to have...A DAEWOO STATESMAN!

The 2012 Pagani Huayra may have lost just a few teachings from the Zonda R when it comes to handling but the speed is just fantastic. This one is part beast, part beauty, an epic grand tourer that embodies the passion for excellence. However, it wasn't worth it for the Huayra and in fact, I'm back to where it all started. I still prefer the Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4 because it was perfect in terms of handling and acceleration. The Huayra, on the other hand, only focused on top speed and acceleration, leaving handling as its low priority. Can the Huayra need to be get it right in order to become a street fighting machine? I'm afraid I can't ask.

BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 1/7/12

Here it is! The final round of Banana Split's Clown in a Million! The moment we've been waiting for! On this final round, we witness how did the final four; Mimi Aringo, Karen Dematera, Tekla, and Leo Priscilla, spend their last solo performances doing absolutely hilarious for the sake of becoming the Clown In A Million Grand Champion.

And now, the judgment everyone's been waiting for!!!!

4th place goes to....LEO PRISCILLA!

Leo Priscilla

3rd place goes to...SUPER TEKLA!!

Super Tekla

2nd place goes to Mimi Aringo

and the BANANA SPLIT GRAND CHAMPION IS...

KAREN DEMATERA!!!!

Karen Dematera

Congratulations Karen Dematera! Welcome to the Kapamilya team! You deserve the crown!

Thanks for being part of it!

The Pagani Zonda Cinque is all about PASSION

If you remember the Top Gear DVD that was launched in late 2009, titled Richard Hammond's Top Gear Uncovered, you should realize that the Pagani Zonda Cinque is part of the final lesson of what it takes to be a Top Gear presenter, and that is TOP GEAR PASSION. Forza Motorsport 4 is all about "passion" for cars and this 2009 Pagani Zonda Cinque Roadster is the perfect example of "passion" for cars.

The Zonda Cinque fuels your passion for automobiles.

I thought the Pagani Zonda Cinque was meant to be the final explosive farewell of Richard Hammond's absolute favorite supercar but in truth, the real ending was the Zonda Tricolore. Whatever, anyway the Pagani Zonda Cinque carries a seven-figure price tag, costing a million dollars. Yep, that's too much for a toy but as the name implies, only five units will be made. Under the hood is the Mercedes-AMG derived 7.3L V12 engine that produces 678HP of power and 575lb-ft of torque. This is somewhat a softened road-legal version of the track-only Pagani Zonda R. I didn't realize that the Zonda Cinque's bodywork is made of a new composite material called Carbotanium. If you don't know about Carbotanium, Google search for that.

The Pagani Zonda Cinque's interior

The 2009 Pagani Zonda Cinque Roadster is part of Forza Motorsport 4's Autovista feature where you can explore more about this car, and you can even hear Jeremy Clarkson's comments about the Zonda Cnique. It's true that a Modena-based car manufacturer like Pagani always get it right, very very right.

"Ferrari, Lamborghini, you lost that crown. It's the Zonda's now." - Richard Hammond, Top Gear

Testing out the Cinque at the
Top Gear Test Track

This Pagani Zonda Cinque is the ultimate lesson in car passion and we are fueled after hours of listening to Richard Hammond's lecture on what it takes to be a Top Gear presenter. So if you don't mind before man comes and takes this car, I'll better get out of there, listening to Chihaya Kisaragi's character song...

We bought this - DC2

Dance Central 2

This is my Ate Elise's favorite game. The Dance Central 2 video game, sequel to the hit 2010 Kinect dance game and this one's very hard to find because at Fry's, no one has one, only the original Dance Central! Damn that raincheck from Fry's that tempts us to visit often for availability!

Anyway, because we bought it, I am NOT going to play this because I might get into serious trouble, as well as some Kinect-related troubles I might be causing. I have to let my sisters Bea and Ate Elise do the thing because they are familiar with the first one (the demo one) and they want to try it because this one's addicting.

SLS AMG tuning by Inden Design

Inden Design SLS AMG

The guys at Inden Design let the tuning do the talking for the Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG sportscar. With that, the Inden-tuned SLS AMG comes with an custom exhaust system with a new manifold and catalytic converters as well as an improved computer that provides a power increase by 52HP, giving this tuned SLS AMG 623HP! 20-inch rims are slapped on this car.

Scoop: http://carscoop.blogspot.com/2012/01/inden-design-gives-mercedes-benz-sls.html

Leopaul's Heaven and Hell: Why you guys love wallpapers?

Many people are looking for wallpapers on the internet to set it as a desktop background. Just so why are most of the internet illiterates often get hooked on finding wallpapers of their favorite interests? As most internet surfers are often hooked on photos, the most favorite things to do on their computer is set most of the big pictures as desktop background to make it more interesting when the next time they logged on their computers.

What with? Most? I'm sorry but why are you guys looking for wallpapers? My blog has a "no wallpaper policy" but most people often ignoring my warning and continue looking for something that I don't have. Most of you looking for some wallpapers of your favorite anime, video game, car, movie, celebrity, anything goes but that's too annoying. What even worse are some HD wallpapers to fit it nicely on their big laptops or big PCs. As a blogger, I don't feature wallpapers for your stupid pleasure because why? You often done a bit "search overload".

Those internet surfers who are obsessed with wallpapers should have been "tortured to death" but that's just my metaphor. A horribly weak metaphor to suggest people to stop searching for free HD wallpapers for their time-wasting pleasure. Guess this whole "wallpaper" idea could waste space and causing jams on the internet ecosystem. How bad was that? But not most are bad because official websites often offer wallpapers just for fun. The Japanese Toyota webpage, for example, has wallpapers of their current cars on their lineup for keeps, which is not kinda bad.

I don't seek wallpapers to be rubbish but if it's one too many visitors looking for wallpapers based on their interests, that will be rubbish. Seems that I'm back from where I'm all started...

That's all I can tell. See you next time...

Mercedes-Benz New SLK55 AMG (R172)

2012 Mercedes-Benz SLK55 AMG

2012 Mercedes-Benz SLK55 AMG interior

You would hope that all AMG models are turbocharged because most models like the S63 AMG, CLS63 AMG, and the E63 AMG. However, this one is not and unlike non-turbo AMG models like the C63 AMG and the SLS AMG, it doesn't carry the 63 moniker. It retains the "55" moniker even though this new SLK AMG is based on the R172 SLK Roadster. This new SLK55 AMG from Mercedes-Benz's sport division, AMG, wasn't made to be more powerful than the rest. Why?

Under the hood, the new SLK55 AMG is powered by an all new M152 5.5L V8 direct injection engine. This all new engine provides 422PS of power output and 540Nm of torque, allowing the new SLK55 AMG reaching 0-100kph in 4.6 seconds and flatout in 250kph. That new model may have been faster than the normal SLK but in my points of interests, this SLK55 AMG would have become the weakest of the AMG bloodline.

Despite being the weakest of the AMG range because of its engine, the new SLK55 AMG comes with an all new, and I'm not joking, variable cylinder management you commonly noticed it from the Honda Inspire. This variable cylinder management allows the M152 engine to run on four cylinders, providing maximum fuel efficiency and less emissions than the rest. This new feature made the new SLK55 AMG the most fuel efficient in the AMG lineup, Overall, it has CO2 emissions of 195g/km, making it the lowest of the AMG range. This new cylinder management is done if the driver has switched the transmission mode to Controlled Efficiency.

The new SLK55 AMG comes ready with the AMG Speedshift Plus 7G-Tronic transmission that comes with the manual mode to take full advantage of its paddle shifting technology, providing the free will to shift the way you move.

For enhanced fairness in cornering, the new SLK55 AMG won't be done without an available AMG Handling Package engineered for the track racing in mind. Thanks to its AMG Performance suspension, AMG rear axle differential lock, two-piece brake discs at the front and a three-spoke AMG Performance steering wheel, you should say that this package should be enough if you're tackling against the tight corners of the Nurburgring.

The new SLK55 AMG is available in 11 exterior colors such as Diamantweiss, Indiumgrau, Tenoritgrau, Cavansitblau, Schwarz, Perlbeige, Palladiumsilber, Obsidianschwarz, Iridiumsilber, Glenitsilber, and Feueropal.

My Comment:
Remaining the 55 moniker for this hardcore version of the SLK-Class is too rubbish because I thought the Mercedes-AMG division is supposed to be an all-turbo lineup but no. Last year, we just hoped that the facelifted C63 AMG range will use the 5.5L V8 BiTurbo engine but no, they still stick with the old 6.2L Natural Aspiration V8 engine. This SLK55 AMG used the 5.5L V8 engine but stripped out its twin-turbo aspiration and switched with some kind of variable cylinder management that allows this new model to run on four cylinders. RUBBISH! I DON'T WANT THIS!

Photo: Daimler AG

"Tuloy-tuloy ang Araw"

What just happened at the January 6, 2012 episode of Bubble Gang?

- "Di kita mahal" gags

- Can Ms. Galactic winner carry all of her winnings by herself?

- What will Bureche's New Year's Resolution be?

- Three shepherds encountered an angel bringing in some good news but that's not what they meant...

- Sira ang araw mo sa allergies. Bubble Gang does Benadryl One by spoofing this commercial as Buenadryl One! Sa Buenadryl One, tuloy-tuloy ang araw!

Bubble Gang does Benadryl One

- Start the New Year right with a fresh dose of Bubble Gang Pick-Up Lines!

1) Wag kang gagalaw! Para going steady na tayo!

2) Si Josh Groban ka ba? Kasi, you raise me up!

3) Di ako gumamit ng paputok ngayon New Year. Kasi pag naiisip kita, sumasabog ang mundo ko.

4) Humps ka ba? Kasi, pag nakikita kita, napapahinto ako

5) Ako si Juan Tamad at ikaw ang bayabas. Kasi, aantayin kitang mahulog sa akin.

6) Ikaw ang kumukumpleto sa araw ko! Sorry! Wrong number!

7) Anong tagalog ng I love you? Mahal kita!

8) Ikaw ang toyo sa kanin ko! Kasi, kasi, kasi, tape!

- There are different styles of "panguutang" told by Ogie...

- Those secret lovers are too tasty to be discreet, especially if someone's is James Wang!

- IyoTube in Auld Lang Syne

- A Security Guard who is too INSECURE!

Subaru receives 7000 orders for the new Impreza range!!!!

2012 Subaru Impreza Sport

The new 2012 Subaru Impreza Sport and the new 2012 Subaru Impreza G4 is the evolution of one of the most recognizable Subaru models ever made and when it went on sale since December 2011, it scored a record-breaking 7000 units sold across Japan, exceeding the 2200 unit per month target and making this latest generation a complete success.

Scoop: http://www.carview.co.jp/green/news/0/4523/