KANIN? ASIN!

Alpha Bert turns KANIN into ASIN!

A wife cooks something when suddenly, there is no ASIN! Alpha Bert to the rescue and he managed to bring her ASIN supply by turning KANIN into ASIN!

Then, there are two "What If" scenarios in another ANO NGA KAYA such as

1) What if a drama actress became a news reporter?

Drama actress turned news reporter

and

2) What if everyone walked backwards?

People walking backwards

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:

Sabi ni titser: Okay class, pa-picture tayo, para paglaki niyo, sasabihin niyo "Wow! Si Dodong, engineer na. Wow! Si Juan, doktor na. Wow si Pedro, abogado na!"

Sagot si Totoy: Wow si Ma'am, patay na!

HORO-SCOOP WITH ZENAIDA SEBO (JOBERT):

Leo - Makakakita ka ng magandang babae, pinapanood mo siya ngayon. Yes, ako nga ang tinutukoy ko. Kung kokontra ka, mamalasin ka sana.

Mananalo ka sa lotto. 4,11,13, 25, 36, 41. Di ko rin alam kung ano araw ito ilalabas sa jackpot.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

"IT ALL ENDS HERE"

The Harry Potter series became the most trending among young people and it revolves on the life of a young boy named Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived, who attends to Hogwarts, venture through the secrets behind Hogwarts with the little help of his best buddies Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, and defeat You-Know-How (Lord Voldemort) who was responsible for his parents' murder. Back in Deathly Hallows Part One; Harry, Ron, and Hermione ventured across the magic world in search and destroy the Horcruxes that became the keys to the Dark Lord's longevity. Most memorable in Part One is the death of Dobby.

In his final battle, a hero must stand alone. Harry Potter and the gang are now here on the final part of the final chapter of the Harry Potter saga that has the most cinematic storyline that keep Harry Potter fans hooked until the very end. What made it interesting is the stunning computer graphics, Neville's sense of humor, devastating truth behind Severus Snape, and the final battle between Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort as Hogwarts did everything they can to take down Lord Voldemort's army. We almost got hooked all the way to the epilogue (19 years later) of the movie.

Now that everyone watched Part Two of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the fans bid farewell to the heroes of the Harry Potter saga. We can't help it but we will miss the whole saga that sparked a sensation among fans from across the world.

To all of them who watched it, we say thank you for supporting the Harry Potter saga 'till the very end.

KORE-PINO!

Of course, Ryan Bang, a former Pinoy Big Brother housemate who is essentially a Korean who loves everything Philippines and he lives in the Philippines for about five years. Did you know that there are Korean words that sound like Tagalog words? Ryan Bang shows "Kore-pino" to hear about Korean words sound like Pilipino!

The word "Uhm-ma" is the Korean word for "mother" but did you know that "Uhm-ma" sounds like "Ama" which is Tagalog for father? Wow...

Also, the word "Jo-wa" is the Korean word for "happy" but it also sounds like the Tagalog word "Jowa", like "boyfriend/girlfriend". Oh, I get it now!

Also, Pooh came here again to imagine what if people are always smiling all day on another "ANO NGA KAYA?" like for example

1) Smiling sadness

What happened to my dad?

2) Smiling anger

Who's that girl?!

3) Smiling panic

This is a hold-up, don't move!

In life, smiling isn't all about smiling. ANO NGA KAYA?

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE:

May manliligaw si Mommy Dionesia

Sabi ng binata: Mommy D, halaman ka ba?

Sabi ni Mommy D: Bakit mo naman nasabi yan?

Sabi ng binata: Paa mo kasi, may ugat!

HORO-SCOOP WITH ZENAIDA SEBO (KUYA JOBERT):

Aquarius - Makakapulot ka ng wallet pero hindi ito maituturing swerte dahil ang napulot mo ay ang wallet mo mismo! Lucky number mo ay 6. Kung mali ako, baka nabaligtad ko lang. 9 pala.

Mananalo ka sa karera sa Linggo si Smoke Machine pero wag tayaan, bad ang sugal!

Yellow CR-Z, black interior!

2012 Honda CR-Z α Black Label

Today, Honda Motor Co., Ltd. added a new grade for the award-winning hybrid sports car, the CR-Z. Dubbed as "CR-Z α Black Label", this grade features a Black Leather, 16-inch aluminum wheels, and a premium pedal!

2012 Honda CR-Z α Black Label interior

For a limited time, a special exterior color is added to the CR-Z under the color name PREMIUM YELLOW PEARL II.

Scoop:

http://www.honda.co.jp/news/2011/4110719-cr-z.html

Price for the CR-Z α Black Label start at 2,390,477 Japanese Yen. Looks like I'm back at the drawing board.

SUPER DOOPER-TE!

Pooh as Super Dooper-Te!

There's another Banana Split hero in town! Pooh is Super Dooper-Te! The fist that solves your problems! When some guy (Jobert) can't open the car's door, Super Dooper-Te (along with his bodyguard) approaches and punched through the car's window, unlocking the door. Turns out the locked car wasn't the guy's car because his real car was left at home due to coding! Super Dooper-Te punched that guy!

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE:

Sabi ng anak: Tay, nag-exam kami tungkol sa manok!

Tanong si Tatay: Kamusta? Nasagutan mo ba lahat?

Sagot si anak: Chicken na chicken po!

Tanong si Tatay: E ano grade mo?

Sagot si anak: Itlog po!

HORO-SCOOP WITH ZENAIDA SEBO (JOBERT):

Pisces - Makakapaglibot ka sa iba't ibang bansa, kapag libre na ang pamasahe sa mga eroplano, in short...NEVER! Lucky number mo ay mas mababa ng 1 kesa sa lucky number ng Libra.

Bukas, mas mananalo ang OO kaysa sa HINDI sa TV PATROL TEXT POLL (shhh...)

INTEREST: Mr. Bean storms through the Top Gear Test Track!

Another Top Gear's "Star In A Reasonably Priced Car" segment and this time, it's different. You know, like celebrities race against the clock on The Top Gear Test Track.

In Top Gear Season 17 Episode 4, on a "Star In A Reasonably Priced Car" segment, Rowan Atkinson (you all remember him as Mr. Bean or Johnny English) guests and during the interview, the sequel of the Johnny English movie, titled Johnny English Reborn, was been teased. Later on, Rowan Atkinson shows off his new movie car, replacing the Aston Martin from the first one, is the Rolls Royce Phantom packed with a V16 engine. After the interview, looks like Mr. Bean is storming through the Top Gear Test Track via the Kia C'eed. After that, Mr. Bean hailed as the fastest in the Top Gear Test Track with the time of 1:42.2! Of all the Celeb Lap Times in the Kia C'eed, Rowan Atkinson's the fastest!

Scoop: http://transmission.blogs.topgear.com/2011/07/18/more-from-episode-four-rowan-atkinson-in-the-kia/

Active Life Vehicle Chevrolet Orlando, now with LPGi!

2012 GM Korea Chevrolet Orlando

GM Korea's Chevrolet Orlando was the Active Life Vehicle designed and engineered in South Korea and it was the first out of the eight new Chevrolet models to hit South Korea as part of renaming GM Daewoo Auto and Technology into GM Korea Company. Since it made a preview at the 2011 Manila International Auto Show last April, along with the Traverse, we're still waiting when will TCCCI bring the Chevrolet Orlando to the Philippines soon (before the end of 2011 perhaps?) and if it does, it will pose a huge threat to the Toyota Avanza, Mitsubishi Fuzion (known in Taiwan as the Zinger), and the Nissan Grand Livina.

Now, the Chevrolet Orlando is added with the new variant called Orlando LPGi. The Chevrolet Orlando LPGi is powered with the ECOTEC 2.0 LPGi (Liquefied Petroleum Gasoline injection) engine. This is the world's first from General Motors because the ECOTEC LPGi engine is the first from the company and the Chevrolet Orlando was the first to have one. It packs with features like FICM (Fuel Injection Control Module), DIS (Direct Ignition System), and D-CVCP (Dual-Continuous Variable Cam Phaser).

The ECOTEC 2.0 LPGi engine has a power output of 140PS/6000rpm, torque output of 18.8kg-m/4600rpm, and the fuel economy of 8.7km/L. It is mated with a six-speed automatic transmission.

Not quite fuel efficient than the diesel-fed Chevrolet Orlando but whatever.

Corvette Parenthood

The Chevrolet Corvette is always the "King of American sports cars" since it was adorned by most car enthusiasts worldwide. Germans hail the Porsche 911 as the king of German sports cars, the Nissan GT-R hailed as the king of Japanese sports cars, and the Chevrolet Corvette is the king of American sports cars.

The middleman of the Corvette range, the Corvette Z06, might be as good as the base model but not as good as the Grand Sport and the flagship ZR1. However, there is some potential hiding on the Corvette Z06, that is when parenthood came to the Z06 and spill the fun. 

Like for instance, a young adult had his mom on the passenger seat and had his mother watch him driving the Z06 at the Laguna Seca

HALAMAN? GULAMAN!

HALAMAN to GULAMAN

A woman sells ice cold GULAMAN when suddenly, scared people ran away and bumped all the GULAMAN! Alpha Bert (Jobert) and Letterman (Jason Francisco) are on the way. When Letterman chases down the scared people, Alpha Bert helps the woman by turning HALAMAN into GULAMAN. All the Tupperwares with Gulaman on it? What about the jar full of GULAMAN? Oh well. After Letterman grabbed all the scared people, one reason: a siga is on the loose! That siga is too tough for Alpha Bert to face!

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE:

Mag-aanounce ang teacher ng grades sa klase...

Sabi ng teacher: OK class, only Juan got 99 out of 100...

Sabi ni Juan: Oh anu kayo ngayon! Panis kayong lahat! Mas magaling ako sa inyo!

Sabi ni teacher: The rest got 100!

HORO-SCOOP WITH ZENAIDA SEBO:

Libra - Huwag kang basta-basta magtitiwala sa ibang tao. Kaya huwag mo akong paniwalaan dahil hindi naman tayo close. Lucky number mo ay mas mataas ng 1 kesa lucky number ng Pisces.

Bukas sa Pera O Bayong, Yippee Red (SHHHH....)

Lee Min Ho in a Hyundai Veloster commercial!

I'm sure you'll like this, Lee Min Ho fans. This is the commercial for the Hyundai Veloster DCT (Double Clutch Transmission) starring City Hunter star, Lee Min Ho!



Do you wish that Hyundai Asia Resources will bring the Hyundai Veloster soon because of Lee Min Ho?

MELANISM on a Gandang Gabi Vice episode

Ms. Melanie Marquez on a Gandang Gabi Vice episode!

Jayson Gainza and Pooh on a Gandang Gabi Vice episode!

Ryan Bang and Jon Avila on a Gandang Gabi Vice episode!

When Ms. Melanie Marquez guested on a Gandang Gabi Vice episode last July 17, 2011, we just learned different MELANISM such as "Why should I have a calling card? I'm not a call girl!", "Don't judge my brother; he's not a book.", and our favorite MELANISM of all; "I don't eat meat. I'm not a carnival." I DON'T EAT MEAT I'M NOT A CARNIVAL? Wow, never heard that thing coming. ^^

Also guested are Jayson Gainza, Pooh, Ryan Bang, and Jon Avila as well!

Nadeshiko Japan - VICTORIOUS!

The 2011 FIFA Women's World Cup Finals was a suspense. The rivalry between U.S.A. and Japan became high with suspense for the viewers. In the first half, nobody scored, but in the second half, that's where the real suspense begins. Even in EXTRA TIME, it was still a tie and resulted in PENALTY KICKS. In the end, Japan became victorious against the United States!

Scoop:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/soccer/07/17/wwc.japan.usa.ap/index.html?eref=sihp&sct=hp_t11_a1

MY VERDICT: With Japan became victorious at the 2011 FIFA Women's World Cup, they finally had something to rebuild its reputation after a massive hit (the March 11 earthquake, tsunami, and the Fukushima crisis). On the road ahead, it was disappointed to see the U.S.A. lost and their reputations blew off. 2011 was the first year Japan won the Women's World Cup and with that, the accomplishment will bring cheer to their homeland. I knew I had it with them.