Citroen DS3 - Forza 3 Owner's View

Citroen DS3 pushes out its Nurburgring talents

Are you the DS3 Racing?

Fair enough to be Sebastien Loeb's Rally Car

FINAL IMPRESSIONS: The term "Anti-Retro" clearly states that the Citroen DS3 is not your average modern hatchback that was designed and engineered in France. Upon its debut at the 2009 Frankfurt Motor Show and commenced sales since the 1st quarter of 2010, we weren't surprised that this new age hatchback is advanced and its first video game appearance on Forza Motorsport 3 via the World Class Car Pack is something we are salivating at...

Modify it with parts and decorations is a fun factor of DS3 ownership but a little practice goes a long long way. They want to make replicas of the DS3 Racing, DS3 R3, and Sebastien Loeb's DS3 Rally Car but accuracy is a tendency here and that takes to getting used to. Only the DS3 in Forza Motorsport 3 tastes like the DS3 in reality. If it doesn't say "ANTI-RETRO", it's not the Citroen DS3. (Laughing)

I therefore concede to you, SAM PINTO!

Sam Pinto

Oh my goodness! It really did! Former Pinoy Big Brother housemate, Bubble Gang girl, and endorser of San Miguel Light, Sam Pinto, dominated FHM Philippines' 100 Sexiest Women in the World!

Scoop: http://www.pep.ph/news/30015/Sam-Pinto-is-this-year's-FHM-Sexiest-Woman-in-the-World

The best 20 according to FHM Philippines 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2011:

1. Sam Pinto (Bubble Gang)

2. Marian Rivera (MariMar, Endless Love, Darna)

3. Angel Locsin (Darna, Lobo, Imortal, Only You)

4. Cristine Reyes (Kristine)

5. Solenn Heussaff

6. Katrina Halili

7. Jennylyn Mercado

8. Iwa Moto

9. Jackie Rice (Bubble Gang, Ilumina, Andres De Saya)

10. Ellen Adarna (Bubble Gang)

11. Bangs Garcia (Palos)

12. Ehra Madrigal

13. Angelica Panganiban (Banana Split, Rubi)

14. Valerie Concepcion (Wowowee, Mga Nagbabagang Bulaklak, 100 Days To Heaven)

15. Lovi Poe

16. Iya Villania

17. Anne Curtis (Showtime, Kampanerang Kuba, Green Rose)

18. Bianca Manalo (Juanita Banana, Happy Yipee Yehey)

19. Regine Angeles

20. Rhian Ramos

More about the Top 100 available at FHM Philippines July 2011 issue, available now.

One TF3 scene used a scene from THE ISLAND

Some of the fans who watched Transformers Dark Of The Moon found out to be interesting. Most of them said it's lame, especially when Top Gear Philippines editor-in-chief Vernon B. Sarne pointed out that Decepticon leader Megatron acted like LeBron James. Kinda weird, huh?

There is someone who watched that film pointed out something familiar. There was one DOTM scene uses some scene from the 2005 science fiction action thriller, The Island, which star Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. It's embarassing why did one scene from TF3 used the scene from The Island. Well, both of them are creations from Michael Bay...

Something's odd...

Miggy, Paeng, and Angelico went for some
Tonyong Bayabas....

Hey, something's weird...

That "Sugo Mga Kapatid" episode last July 2, 2011, has the words "TONYONG BAYABAS" on it?

Tonyong Bayabas? Kinda sounds like Tonyong Bayawak...

Something's crazy about this...

When Paeng (Joey Marquez) and Miggy (Long Mejia) mentioned that name "Ramon Revillame", it was like what the heck? LOL

BANANA SPLIT EXTRA SCOOP!

It's July 2, 2011. ABS-CBN's nighttime comedy gag show, Banana Split just made it on its new timeslot; 10:00 PM Philippine Standard Time! To commemorate its new timeslot, Banana Split wows the crowd at Club Mwah for some EXTRA SCOOP! On extra scoop; it starts with a K-POP bang, then another HOT ISSUE whipped with scoops like

1) Marcelito Poohmoy tinanghal na grand winner ng Pilipinas Got Talented!

2) Mga artista, nag-react sa mga pinag-uusapan at napapabalitang 3rd party sa showbiz!

3) BUWIS BUHAY BLIND ITEM: Talk Show Host suspended diumano dahil sa ugali!

- Then, special performances by the "Pilipinas Got Talented" finalists!

1) Buildex Maygales

Buildex Maygales

2) NealBeth

NealBeth

3) Hippy Feet

Hippy Feet

4) Ricow the Magician

Ricow the Magician

5) Angel Calascalas

Angel Calascalas

6) Marcelito Poohmoy

Marcelito Poohmoy

- Clown in a Million is back and it's now on Banana Split! In case you haven't heard of it, comedianne Pokwang was the winner of the Clown in a Million in a former gag show titled Yes Yes Show. For 2011, Clown in a Million is back and ABS-CBN is looking for the next comedian!

UPDATE: ABS-CBN found GB Labrador of Quezon City, Chad Dela Cruze of Malate, and Noel Gascon of Makati City and they are the first three contestants to fight for the Laugh 10. Keep watching Banana Split every week for Clown in a Million updates.

- The restaurant sketch for the closing laugh

WELCOME TO THE NEW BANANA SPLIT!

♪Quando Quando Quando....♪

Guess what, Honda released two official commercials for the JDM Fit Shuttle Hybrid in case you've missed it...

Renault Samsung QM5 Minor Change

2012 Renault Samsung QM5

It's been a while since the Renault Samsung QM5 debuted since December 2007 but for the 2012 Model Year, the Renault Samsung QM5 received its much awaited minor changed and labeled as "NEW QM5" to meet the demands against its rivals such as the Hyundai Tucson iX, Kia Sprotage R, and Ssangyong Korando C. For a quick refresh, the Renault Samsung QM5 uses the Nissan C Platform that was used by the Nissan Dualis. It was assembled at Busan, South Korea and later exported to other countries as the Renault Koleos. On its latest minor change, the QM5 gained a new face that brings out the star factor within reach. The new front fascia looks elegant and stylish enough for the only crossover on Renault Samsung's lineup.

2012 Renault Samsung QM5 interior

With the front face heavily modified for elegance, the interior of the QM5 is mildly revised to make it a little bit luxurious and slightly premium enough for the customers. For an added premium, BOSE Sound System is added to bring out the best audio experience for the drivers while listening to their favorite music in either radio, USB connectivity, or CD player.

Two engine types are available for the QM5: a L4 2.5 CVTC petrol engine and a diesel-fed, Euro V compliant, L4 2.0 dCi engine. The 2.5L gasoline engine packs 171HP of power, 23.0kg-m of torque, and 11.8km/L of fuel economy thanks to the XTRONIC CVT equipped on it. The 2.0L dCi engine packs 173HP of power, 36.7kg-m of torque, and 15.1km/L of fuel economy when it is equipped with a 6-speed automatic transmission while 14.3km/L for the 4WD variant.

My Comment:
The newly refreshed Renault Samsung QM5 keeps its promise to be even more premium thanks to its new face but retains the quality of being the only crossover utility vehicle in Renault Samsung line-up that consists of the medium-sized SM3, executive medium-sized SM5, and the upcoming full model change of the flagship SM7 premium sedan. With its new look, how can the QM5 stand up against the Hyundai Tucson iX, Kia Sportage R, and the Ssangyong Korando C? Time will tell but be patient...

Photo: Renault Samsung Motors

Doing time with Lokomoko...

Let's see what just happened on the July 1, 2011 episode of TV5's Lokomoko...

- Jailtime gags

- The first kumot made by cavemen according to another BC BISIHAN episode...

The first kumot

- Talentadong Family spurs out some jokes such as:

1) Unano - Miss, bawal sumingit sa pila, sana UNANO.

2) Accounting - Pag kinakausap kita, ACCOUNTING-nan mo!

3) ATM - Yang asawa mo, yung singit, hindi naman naaarawan. Ang ATM-ATM!

4) Prito - Kanina eh nagbukas ako ng senior citizen account, tapos binabayad ako, sabi ko akala ko ba PRITO?

- Lokomoko pokes fun about the fishkill issue starring with the fishes and some fish jokes that can go FISH HOOKS!

Fishes

- Another round of Whose Line Is It...Anyhow?! Check out the lines;

1) Kainis ka, ayaw mo pa akong tigilan hanggat di ako namumula - Traffic light

2) Eh ano kung maitim ang kalooban ko - pusit

3) Hay naku, maglalaway ka sa akin! - rabies

4) Kahit ilagay mo ako sa ref mainit pa rin ako - hotsauce

5) Nandito ako, nakayakap lang lagi sa beywang mo - sinturon

6) You're always right here waiting - waiting shed

7) Bakit ka ganyan, lagi na lang gusto mo kinikiskis ang ulo ko - palito

One desert island...more than a dozen survivors...

What just happened on the July 1, 2011 episode of Bubble Gang?

- Bubble Gags along the riles!

- Time to turn the tables for the latest and hottest news only on BALITANG NEWS!

Balitang News

- Cheche and Bureche are making hassles inside the school bus. Speaking of which, who's Mars Bruno?!

Cheche and Buboy Bully

Bureche and Mars Bruno

- You wouldn't believe that this "FATHER" do worked at the pharmacy!

Pharmacia

- Handa na kayo? Ako, oo because Bubble Gang does Lucky Me Spicy Beef Mami by spoofing this commercial as LUCKY VI SPICY BEEF MAMI! Mas pinasarap ng labuyo!

Bubble Gang does Lucky Me Spicy Hot Beef!

- Bubble Gang does Temptation Island! One desert island...more than a dozen survivors...

Nagsusunud-sunuran

Nagdudunung-dunungan

Naglilinis-linisan

Nagtatanga-tangahan

Bading

Syota ng bading

Pangit na bading

Syota ng pangit na bading

Machong bagets

Hindi machong bagets

Gwapong waiter

Sexing cook

...sila ay hindi kasali sa IMITATION ISLAND dahil ang mga bida dito ay ang apat na ito...

The girls of Imitation Island

- Those mountain climbing buddies met their worst...

- Getting to know more about D Wonder Boys while taking a photo shoot

Chang Ge

Yee Saw

Tang Ha Ko

San Ban Yo

- Two agents tracking down on "bampera"

- Something unlucky is happening...

- Bruno Mars' Lazy Song is played on this week's IyoTube! Rocco Nacino guests on that segment too!

Mazda Demio SKYACTIV commercials starring Yuto Nagatomo!

When the third-generation Mazda Demio minor change with SKYACTIV TECHNOLOGY went on sale since June 30, 2011, Mazda released official Japanese commercials starring Japanese soccer player, Yuto Nagatomo!

Nice ads! Speaking of which, as most of you saying what was that commercial song, the song is titled Hello by Naoto In Raimi. It will be released this mid-August 2011 from Universal Music.

Speaking of which, the minor change Mazda Demio (Mazda2) with 1.3L SKYACTIV-G engine reached up to 6000 orders since its pre-orders started in June 9, 2011.

We love the new Rejoice commercial starring Kathryn and Julia!

Apparently this is best Pinoy commercial we have ever saw. The latest Rejoice Quatro Pack commercial starring Kathryn Bernardo and Julia Montes really have us saying "one wash, two washes, three washes, four washes for five pesos!"

A price of five pesos S.R.P. have themselves enjoy the great Rejoice freshness for four washes!

Rate ko: 4.4/5

BREAKING: The pairing between Christian and Mara will never happen in an upcoming teen show due to...

That looks odd... Because of Albie Casino (the young lad who played Christian in the 2010 version of Mara Clara) facing controversies that he broke up with Agua Bendita star, Andi Eigenmann, turns out that Albie will not be coming for the upcoming teen drama that stars Kathryn Bernardo and Julia Montes, two young teenage actresses who were on Mara Clara before...

Scoop:

http://www.push.com.ph/features/3499/kathryn-bernardo-will-no-longer-be-paired-with-albie-casio-in-growing-up/

Ouch. That hurts more with Albie not coming with his colleagues because of the controversy he faced... :-(