Saturday, April 9, 2011

SNAP OUT OF IT!

2011 Hyundai Avante


Remember the ad from the Super Bowl 2011: SNAP OUT OF IT

Now, Hyundai Asia Resources, Inc. (HARI) wants us to snap out of the compact conspiracy with the launch of the fifth-generation Hyundai Elantra (known as the Avante MD) to the Philippines that will go on sale this June 2011!

Two engine types are available for the new Elantra such as the all-new 1.8L Nu MPI engine and the Gamma 1.6 MPI D-CVVT engine. The 1.8L variant has a power output of 150PS and a torque output of 18.2 kg-m while the 1.6L variant gets 130PS of power and 16kg-m of torque.

With pricing not yet announced until June 2011, HARI says that the high-end 1.8L variant will be priced below P900,000.

A Perfect Balance of winning the 2010-2011 Philippine COTY and bragging them to others with the Chevrolet Cruze

In the 2010-2011 Philippine Car of the Year, presented by the Car Awards Group, there were fourteen category winners;

1) Ford Fiesta


2) Chevrolet Cruze (also available in South Korea as the GM Korea Chevrolet Cruze)


3) Hyundai YF Sonata


4) Jaguar XF line


5) Subaru WRX STi 4-door (GVB/GVF)


6) Kia Soul


7) Mitsubishi RVR/ASX/Outlander Sport


8) Hyundai Tucson iX/ix35


9) Hyundai Santa Fe


10) Nissan Murano Z51


11) Foton MPX


12) Toyota Alphard


13) Mitsubishi Pajero Sport/Montero Sport/Nativa


14) Foton SUP (known as the Blizzard in the PHL market)


The winner is...

THE CHEVROLET CRUZE!!!



A perfect balance between winning a contest and a victorious reverberation. The Chevrolet Cruze is proven worldwide and we award this car because of its style, performance, and fuel efficiency. It's world proven.

Congratulations to the Cruze for winning the Philippine COTY and for a bonus;




THREE CHEVROLET CRUZE SUPER BOWL 2011 ADS FOR US TO ENJOY! Time to say "Facebook News Feed" and we will hear "First Post: Chevrolet Cruze wins the 2010-2011 Philippine Car Of The Year! Epic Win!"

CONGRATULATIONS!

"San Pigil, ito ang beer!"

What happened at the April 9, 2011 episode of GMA's Bubble Gang?

- Some World War II Imperial Japanese army checkpoint gags

- D' Wonder Boys are back sans Chang Ge. Only Yee Saw (Antonio Aquitania), San Ban Yo (Michael V) and Tang Ha Ko (Ogie Alcasid) showed up with fans screaming over enthusiasm with the Korean sensation!

- Toy guns and Cheche Bureche hurt a lot more than hurting Bureche!

Cheche got a toy gun?

"Huwag kang gagalaw"

OUCH! That hurts a lot, Bureche!

- How to deal a drunk guy at the bar...

- Bubble Gang does San Miguel Beer! They spoofed the San Miguel Beer "Isang Case" TV Commercial by gagging as San Pigil! Para sa tunay na saya, may tunay na sarap ng beer. San Pigil, ito ang beer!

Bubble Gang does San Miguel Beer!

- More prehistoric hijinks from Bubble Gang!

- The Battle of the Brands is brought to you by The Best coffee, Revenge shampoo, Yosi cigarettes, Happy tissue, Paracetukmol paracetamol, and Gora rat killer!

The Best coffee

Revenge shampoo

Yosi cigarettes

Happy tissue

Paracetukmol paracetamol

Gora rat killer

- Is the painting too dirty to clean it? Too bad, it's just a painting in sepia.

- In times like these, you need a good plan to save money. Just ask the Tropang Tipid.

- How the showbiz couple fit in their love life.

So much of Caloy's Pick-up Lines here in Bohol

What happened on the April 8 episode of TV5's Lokomoko U?

- Gags at the Bohol Plaza

- More Pick-up lines from Caloy Alde that leaves him speechless and noseless! LOL

Caloy Alde got sidekicked by a woman

That's gotta hurt!

- Jean Fundador (Princess Ryan) and the O.A. Girls (Milagring, Luningning, and Mariposa) performed some "hand-to-hand exercises" on O.A. -Ohtistic Aerobics-. Why Saw Saw Suka?

- More Talentadong Family vacation at Bohol with some "Use It" jokes offered from our favorite;

1) CANADIAN - Kanina sa taas ang bagal-bagal mo, baka ma-iwan CANADIAN!

2) TALK SHOW - Kahit wala na si Serapin, siya pa rin ang aking one and only. O-TALK SHOW, layuin mo ako!

3) CASHIER - Simula nang mawala na si Serapin, wala na akong CASHIER kumain.

4) TARSIER - Dahil hindi sa Bohol merong tarsier, makikita mo rin sa loob ng kotse. Merong primera, segunda, at TARSIER-a.

5) EXPORTING - My new boyfriend EXPORTING years old.

Friday, April 8, 2011

The Battle of IS

IS (no, it's not Infinite Stratos) means Intelligent Sports and these two little words are best described on Toyota's Lexus IS sport sedan. Yes, I admit it that I love the IS because of its striking design, modest performance, and something you can sip tea at.

The Battle of IS begins with the Toyota Altezza,
known worldwide as the Lexus IS.

In late 1998, Toyota launched an FR sports sedan known as the Altezza. Everyone loves the Altezza, which later exported to Europe and North America as the Lexus IS. The Altezza is truly the predecessor of the Lexus IS of today but I think this is the first generation IS as far as other car enthusiasts know it. In Japan, it was separated in two trims; the entry level AS200 and the high-performance RS200. The enthusiasts' pick was the Altezza RS200 because of the sporty 3S-GE engine made possible by Yamaha. Little known fact that the Altezza RS200 is the weapon of choice from Saitama Alliance's Nobu from Initial D 4th Stage.

It isn't a sedan, it isn't a wagon. We called it Gita.

Is it a sedan? Is it a wagon? No, it isn't a sedan and it isn't a wagon. Toyota called it Gita. The Altezza Gita is the fastback version of the blockbuster Altezza sedan and it was exported to the North America and Europe as the Lexus IS 300 Sport Cross. The Altezza Gita was debuted in Japan since July 2001, two months after the Altezza sedan's Phase II. Honestly for me, the design of the Gita looks ugly and ruins the Altezza quality. I still prefer the sedan variant anyway. Good thing they don't make these anymore. In Gran Turismo 5, chances of finding the Altezza Gita (or the Lexus IS 300 Sport Cross) at the used car dealer can be somewhat a 1-in-10 chance. Still, nobody wants to show it online unless someone does an Altezza-only online race at GT5.

K-POP racer on IS

Now here's the Lexus IS200 I am not entirely familiar of, unless some car addict here in South Korea knows what it is. What they heard, this is the Lexus IS200 used in some racing championship known as BAT GT, the South Korean take on Japan's JGTC/Super GT, and this IS200 was used on the BAT GT's GT1 class. This BAT GT-spec Lexus IS200 first appeared on GTPSP and finding it on GT5's Used Car dealership is a tough find!

If I were a valet, I would take a joyride with the IS

In the summer of 2005, when Toyota Motor Corporation launched the Lexus brand to Japan, the Toyota Altezza name was renewed worldwide as the Lexus IS250/350. Two years later, with the introduction of the Lexus F marque, the high-performance version of the Lexus IS250/350 sedan, the Lexus IS-F, was born. It was debuted in Japan since October 2007 and later on sale at December 25, 2007. The Lexus IS-F is powered with 2UR-GSE engine that delivers 423 PS of power output and 51.5 kg-m of torque output. In Gran Turismo 5, it was listed as one of the Premium Tier cars and it costs 76,600 credits. The biggest downfall for the IS-F was its cornering. Drifting with the IS-F is highly difficult because of its 8-speed semi-auto transmission. Remember what Jeremy Clarkson said in one episode of Top Gear regarding the Lexus IS-F's transmission...

STRAIGHT JET with SUPER STREAM

As a Premium Tier car, not only you can change the appearance of the IS-F, you can also make a Racing Modification of the Lexus IS-F as well! Faster, lighter, and more agile than the pre-RM Lexus IS-F, the Racing Modification is more like a Touring Car, even cheaper.

Dreaming of Laura Bodewig...

At the 2008 Tokyo Auto Salon, Toyota Motor Corporation revealed the hotter side of the Lexus IS-F that others think it might have a potential of being a touring car at the DTM (Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters). This is the Lexus IS-F Racing Concept. In real life, the Lexus IS-F never achieved a dream to race at the DTM but faithfully, the IS-F was used on the 24HR Nurburgring race along with the LFA. My IS-F Racing Concept is painted with a "Super White II" color I got from a Toyota car I bought earlier or acquired as a daily login bonus.

WedsSport IS350 ready for take-off!

At the 2008 Super GT, a Lexus IS350 steps in to the GT300 class. Dubbed as the WedsSport IS350, this Lexus is one heck of a mongrel at the Super GT GT300 class. One quirky fact that this racing machine was an Midship Engine Rear Wheel Drive, meaning the RV8J engine, used from the Formula Nippon Series, was mounted at the back. How the heck did they turn an FR car into an MR racer? Anyway, this was driven by Manabu Orido and Tsubasa Abe.

In Gran Turismo 5, "The Battle of IS" rages on because of the many choices of the Lexus IS players can choose, trick out, and race. In reality, don't let me catch you having someone cosplaying as IS's Houki Shinonono at the passenger seat of the Lexus IS350. One hold and it's like the "Valet commercial" from the Lexus IS!

Bedtime stories are always ready for take-off, especially on Banana Split!

The Magic Singh trick on the April 8 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings...

Igi Boy takes off!!

...made Igi Boy attempt to take-off to the skies after learning how to do levitation with Magic Singh. Uh oh... looks like Magic Singh's outwitted by Igi Boy! LOL

Story time with Kuya Jobert

While Igi Boy took flight using Magic Singh's magic trick, Kuya Jobert's here to make a twist on a fairy tale, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Guess storytelling never been this funny with Kuya Jobert around us! ^o^

Thursday, April 7, 2011

The Ford Explorer will "Go Do" to the Philippines at the end of 2011...?

Check out the scoop:

According to FGP president, Randy Krieger, the all new, 5th generation, Ford Explorer will "go do" to the Philippines at the end of 2011! Is that possible?