Alpha Bert and Letterman stops the suicidal!

A woman calls the help of Alpha Bert (Jobert) and Letterman (Jason Francisco) because her Tsong is about to kill himself. They rushed on the man who is about to kill himself with a LUBID! To stop this, Letterman turns LUBID into TUBIG. That TUBIG idea wasn't such a good idea because the man can kill himself by drowning on the TUBIG. Time for Alpha Bert to turn the TUBIG into TUBO. Looks like the TUBO idea didn't work too because this man can kill himself with the TUBO. How about Letterman turn TUBO into UBO?

UBO!

Weird but life-saving! The man can't kill himself with UBO! All done!

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE:

Babae: Dok, akala ko ba'y effective ang calendar method para 'di mabuntis, eh bakit nabuntis ako?

Doktor: Bakit? Paano mong ginamit ang kalendaryo?

Babae: Ginamit naming banig!

HORO-SCOOP WITH ZENAIDA SEBO (JOBERT):

Ophiuchus - Sa mga nagtataka...ito ang 13th sign na natuklasan noong bagong taon 2011. Ang inyong kapalaran...WALA...Hindi kayo mapalad dahil lahat ng manghuhula hindi naniniwala sa Zodiac sign na ito. Ang payo ko...bumalik na lang kayo sa dati ninyong zodiac sign para makatanggap muli ng Horoscoop kay Zenaida Sebo.

Bukas, ang mananalo sa Santa Ana ay isang kabayo...

Angry Japanese protesters vs. Fuji Television

Yesterday (August 7, 2011), in Odaiba, Tokyo, Japan, a bunch of angry Japanese people are marching around the Fuji TV head office on Odaiba, most of them are saying "No More Hallyu", in response to Sousuke Takaoka's twitter rant against the Korean pop culture that is already spreading Japan like any other countries that went gaga over Hallyu (Korean wave). Most of them are very angry about Fuji TV airing so many Korean dramas, K-POP, or everything Korean. Aside from that, there are some hating products made from Kao Corporation, which of course, a sponsor of Fuji Television for their commercials. That protest happened yesterday was a preparation for August 8, Japanese call it the Fuji TV day because 8 is the channel 8 of Fuji TV, as a Day of Rage. This August 8 Day of Rage will call it "No watching of Fuji TV day" and I'm scared to see what will happen this time...

Ain't this protest troublesome for Fuji TV, right? Well, today is August 8 and let's just forget about the whole protest happened, sit down, relax, and watch some Fuji TV shows, just in case. It's nothing about that whole Sousuke Takaoka racist rant against the Koreans nor the "No More Hallyu" protests at the Fuji TV head office yesterday. We could just watch some Fuji TV shows like a normal Japanese household.

Scoop: http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20110807-00000004-jct-soci

Image: http://blog.livedoor.jp/dqnplus/archives/1651609.html

Vice Ganda has some GOOD VIBES

Last night's Gandang Gabi Vice epsiode do has some Good Vibes because the Good Vibes crew, Kitkat, Melissa Ricks, Empress, Mariel Rodriguez, and Kuya Kim Atienza were guested on that episode! What a great to say that this show rocks, except when Vice Ganda got scared by some insects.

Good Vibes Crew on a Gandang Gabi Vice episode!

Kitkat, Empress, and Melissa Ricks
on a Gandang Gabi Vice episode!

Mariel Rodriguez on a Gandang Gabi Vice episode!

Kuya Kim Atienza
on a Gandang Gabi Vice episode!

Lakas Tama, BOW!

What just happened on the August 7 episode of Goin Bulilit?

- Goin Bulilit music video of Vice Ganda's Lakas Tama

- Pawnshop gags

- Money changer gags

- Ang agila, BOW...

- Burger stand gags

- Bayad center gags

- Madusing

- Ang pambansang laro, BOW...

- The Noon Ngayon jokes in collaboration with Purefoods Tender Juicy hotdog! Kids noon at ngayon can tell!

Purefoods Tender Juicy Hotdog

- Mura lang jokes

- Sharlene San Pedro explains more on "Gifted Child", and what does the Gifted Child wants, the Gifted Child gets or even some worst-case scenarios such as being a carnapper, snatcher, or getting arrested.

Toyota Hiace Grandia on a Goin Bulilit episode!

Mitsubishi Montero Sport on a Goin Bulilit episode!

- Ang pambansang isda, BOW...

- Ready Get Set Goin in Build Me Up Papercut!

Daihatsu Mira e:S teased via leaflet?

2012 Daihatsu Mira e:S teased via leaflet?

When Daihatsu developing a special kind of fuel-saving technology known as "e:S Technology" that provides 30km/L on JC08 test cycle, we are sure that the first car will be equipped with the new energy saving technology (e:S Technology) is none other than the Mira e:S (ダイハツ・ミライース).

The new e:S Technology, soon to be applied on the 2012 Daihatsu Mira e:S, will feature a new gasoline engine, improved CVT, 60kg deduction of weight, thermal management on the engine room, regenerative braking system, and an improved version of Eco-Idle (first applied on the Daihatsu Move).

Looks like the TNP27 finally met its match. This time, this will be...TNP30 on the JC08 scale!

Check out the spy photos of the Daihatsu Mira e:S at:

http://autoc-one.jp/daihatsu/report-795083/photo/

Image: http://minkara.carview.co.jp/userid/428713/blog/23353556/

Ang bagong car ni Carl...

Ang bagong car ni Carl

Can a car like yours will end up having a life on its own? Just ask Ejay Falcon! In last night's Wansapanataym episode titled "Ang bagong car ni Carl", he bought a used but tuned Honda EK Civic Ferio, and he's so focused about his daily life when suddenly, when his little brother, Julian, got tripped by the wire and the light connected to the wire dropped on the Civic Ferio's engine and caused minor havoc but still looks normal to Carl (played by Ejay Falcon) and later when the car talked instead of his little brother, that's when things looking ugly when his Civic Ferio talked.

What a creepy episode about a talking Civic Ferio... (-_-) 

THE SUV IS BACK!

I am a huge fan of the 2011 Dodge Durango because of such muscular looks, luxurious interior only a politician would fit in, Class No. 1 in towing and driving range, and being a seven-seater SUV. With the recent launch of new Durango commercials showing that this returned SUV never forgotten that the S stands for Sport, showing its LONG LOST PERFORMANCE since its two-year absence.

The 2011 Dodge Durango seems to be taking a liking by other fans and it's not a joke. Imagine a commercial with seven Stig wannabes trying to get inside the 2011 Durango, using the Ferrari reference for its luxurious interior, and of course, you can lay a finger against the Ford Explorer because the 2011 Dodge Durango can tow better than the 2011 Ford Explorer!

Aw, geez. Wish our ride was the new Durango because of its best in towing, seven seater capacity, and best in driving range. We're getting jealous to have one. Guess what? CATS Motors has the new 2011 Durango but unfortunately, available only in V6 engine variants. Why not judge by ourselves? But still, the SUV is back!