Saturday, September 3, 2011

Zonda R - The ultimate Zonda ever made...

Song played on my Personal BGM: Zombie by The Cranberries
From the album: No Need to Argue
The Phantom of the Shutokou


This is known to be the ultimate Zonda ever built for circuit racing purposes only. It was the kind of Zonda that can accumulate at top speed of 350km/h, 0-100km/h in 2.7 seconds, and it achieved a Nurburgring Nordschelife in 6:47.50, making it the fastest of the non-series/road-legal vehicles attempted. This is the Pagani Zonda R, the ultimate Pagani Zonda ever built.

The Zonda R rattles the expressway

When I first laid my eyes on the Pagani Zonda R, it was like that it was the most wonderful machine I have ever encountered. Upon hearing the engine start, this was a complete madman. I definitely want to hear the engine start of the Zonda R again and again until I pass out. Anyway, the Zonda R is a carbon-fiber bodied car that weighs to an impressive 1070kg, a reputation that this should have been gained the title of "SUPERLEGGERA" of non-series/road-legal vehicles but forget about it. The Zonda R is powered by a 6.0 L AMG V12 engine found in the Mercedes-Benz CLK-GTR, which produces 740HP of power, 523ft-lb of torque, top speed of 350km/h, 0-100km/h in 2.7 seconds, and it achieved a Nurburgring Nordschelife in 6:47.50. We sure know that watching some car magazine shows like Top Gear and Fifth Gear really payed off about the ferocious power of the Zonda R.

Here in Gran Turismo 5, you are seeking it as an enemy but once you have the Zonda R in your hands, you seek to this car as an ally. For that, you can upgrade the Zonda R's 6.0L AMG V12 engine to a maximum power of 815HP just by buying the High RPM Range Turbo Kit. It's up to you to decide which Suspension setting fits best on the Zonda R. The right suspension setting leads to greater cornering and greater lap times.

Attempting for the Nurburgring official record

Whoever owns the Zonda R on GT5 are often willing to show off their manly lap record that is on par against the Zonda R official record at the Nurburgring but this is just for fun. When the Zonda R's traction control is off, this one's extremely hard to control, even the launch is simply hard to handle. It takes practice and once you have the edge, you'll learn how to take advantage of the Zonda R's true self without the driving aids.

The Pagani Zonda R's Japan arrival

Patience is a virtue for those who have the keys to the Zonda R but if they want to take a break after rigorous battles, they can bring it outside for Photo Travel since the Zonda R is a Premium Tier car that costs 2,600,000 Credits and requires an A-Spec/B-Spec level of 23. This race car is all about respect. Once you're pushing to the limit, you'll never resist the temptation of speed. You should be happy about the way the Pagani Zonda R behaves but this car has limitations. Players online should know that once they looked at your Zonda R, they'll have some choices to make. Will they welcome you or not? That is the question only your mind can answer.

インサイトのマイナーチェンジ

2012 Honda Insight


Well, it had to happen. After being on the market for about two years since its debut on February 2009, the Honda Insight (Honda Green Machine 001) will get its first minor change and its slated to debut on this month's Frankfurt Motor Show.

PRESS RELEASE:
96 g/km* for the 2012 Honda Insight

The launch of the 2012 Honda Insight at Frankfurt Motor Show (IAA) 2011 in September reaffirms Honda's commitment to reducing CO2 emissions.

The 2012 Insight is now even more environmentally friendly producing just 96 g/km* of CO2. Fuel economy and emissions have been improved by means of enhanced aerodynamics and powertrain efficiency. Reduced engine friction , Continuous Variable Transmission (CVT) and better air conditioning, benefiting from a new cold storage system, all contribute to lower fuel consumption.

The Insight also receives a fresh exterior design including a new front grille. The slimmed tail spolier allows for a wider rear glass area, and combining this with a modified tail gate garnish and a reduction in the size of the wiper motor unit results in overall increased rear visibility.

Adjustments have been made to the engine and suspension for an overall improvement to ride comfort and stability. The features within the interior have also been enhanced for a superior quality.

More details will be announced at launch.


There is a rumor that the Insight minor change will get a LEA-MF6 (1.5L SOHC i-VTEC) engine which was equipped on the Honda CR-Z and this will be labeled as "Insight Exclusive". A certain Minkara blogger told that when he was at some Honda dealership...


If his rumors are true, there will be such thing as a Insight Exclusive (インサイト・エクスクルーシブ).

More information coming soon...

Bird's Avenue again...

What just happened on the September 2, 2011 episode of Lokomoko?

- Ukay-ukay gags

- Let's go back to Bird's Avenue for some jokes with the birds!

- The doctors' struggles against the Dengue outbreak

- Time for another Whose Line Is It...Anyhow?!

1) Hay buhay. Patay na patay ang negosyo! - Punerarya

2) Hindi lahat ng puti, malinis! - Dirty White

3) Hindi lahat ng party, masaya - 3rd party

4) I'll be watching you! - CCTV camera

5) Kaya kong bigyan ng kahulugan ang lahat sa buhay mo - dictionary

6) Kailanan hindi bagay sa akin ang long hair - ilong

7) Malayo ang tingin, wala namang tinatanaw - umiihi

"SA GERMS MALUPIT SA BUDGET SULIT!"

What just happened on the September 2, 2011 episode of Bubble Gang?

- Physical Examination gags have them saying "Maghubad Ka Na"

- Let's examine mixed languages from mixed ancestries

Milagros Stolichnaya (Russian - Ilocano)

Manolito Uy (Chinese - Batangenyo)

Princess Elizabeth Bito-on (British - Cebuano)

Gottfried Baddeo (German - Baklesh)

Jimmy Santos Bryant (Black - Carabao)

Rosaminda Dela Cruz (Spanish - Utal)

- Meet a different kind of serial killer - the GUITAR SERIAL KILLER who kills people by music

- Mr. Assimo at the boutique

- How Bureche take advantage of classmate Boobsie

Bureche and Boobsie

- Sa gerns malupit sa budget sulit! Bubble Gang does Pride Antibacterial by gagging this commercial as BRIDE ANTIBACTERIAL! Ganda!

Bubble Gang does Pride Antibacterial!

- Mr Assimo at the house

- Push Back and Sukli are on a all-out duel to battle Boy Pick Up on Pickup Lines! (By demand, here are the Pickup Lines offered. KATAHIMIKAN! GO!)

Push Back

Sukli

Boy Pick Up

1) Crayola ka ba? Kasi binigyan mo ng kulay ang mundo ko!

2) Pagod ka ba? Dahil lagi kang tumatakbo sa isip ko...

3) Ang happiness, hindi nagsisimula sa letter H. Nagsisimula siya sa letter U!

4) Bubuyog ka ba? Dahil ako ang honey mo!

5) Hindi kita kaya sa suntukan. Dahil sa tingin mo pa lang, knockout ako!

6) Di kita kaya sa baseball. Kasi favorite color ko...yellow...

7) Basura ka ba? Kasi kung saan saan kita nakikita!

8) Kilala ka ba ni Manny Pacquiao? Hindi rin...

- It's a sermon of death sentence...

- Discover who is "BOY BAHO"

- Bubble Gang introduces their own "Pinoy Mutants" that will put superheroes to shame...

- Mr. Assimo at the office

- Time for Joktibee: Ang Lasing, at the police station, and at the classroom

- Iyotube in LIKE A G6

Friday, September 2, 2011

Melissa's tips to slip past your Misis when you're home late

Melissa Ricks showed us top five tips for us to slip past our Misis when we're home late on LISTA NI MELISSA!

5) Tell her that there was a contest going on your office

4) Tell her that you and your kid are playing Hide & Seek

3) Tell her that you have amnesia

2) Tell her that you were kidnapped

1) Tell her that you're going to work

...and these were Melissa's tips to slip past your Misis when you're home late on LISTA NI MELISSA!

The thief

THIS JUST IN on ANG TV PATROL: The thief who got someone else's movie passes was caught! This thief stole the movie passes because he wants to watch WEDDING TAYO, WEDDING HINDI!

Official Automobil Lamborghini carbon fiber bags

Lamborghini carbon fiber bags


Don't worry, they're not made by Tonino Lamborghini (although most Globe users facing raps during the Globe Tattoo Tonino Lamborghini scandal), these carbon fiber bags were made byt "the real" Automobil Lamborghini, makers of the legendary Miura, Countach, Diablo, Murcielago, Gallardo, and the latest Aventador.

We can imagine that this can be great unless if someone is cosplaying Railgun's Kiyama-sensei (cue: the Lamborghini Gallardo).

Scoop:

Jeep Wrangler Modern Warfare 3

2012 Jeep Wrangler Call of Duty MW3 Edition


After the success of the Jeep Wrangler Call of Duty Black Ops edition, the collaboration between Jeep and the Call Of Duty series gets even further as the Jeep Wrangler Call Of Duty MW3 was unveiled.

To be released this November, the same month when COD: MW3 will be released, this special Jeep Wrangler will be available in 2-door and 4-door variants. It is available in two colors such as Black and Bright Silver and it includes special Call of Duty badges on the side view and a special Call of Duty spare tire cover.

We sure know that the 2012MY Jeep Wrangler will be featured on the incoming COD: MW3 video game this early November and this will be major PWNage to frag more noobs!

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