Wow Mali pranks - August 22, 2011

2011 Nissan GT-R (R35)
in a WOW MALI episode!

Mondays are boring but because we know your time is precious, Monday night is Wow Mali night again! Joey De Leon, Enchong Go (CV: Wanlu), Mr. Fu, and the people of the Philippines like you are turning this boring Monday into a GOOD TIME Monday with the pranks offered on this week's episode:

1) Baggage of the Apes - The ape is taking over the baggage claim!

2) Magic guard - This security guard checks your baggage and he does "magic"

3) Battered husband - You're looking at a wife battering her husband and when the Barangay Tanod comes, she passes the blame on her "battered husband"!

4) Doray Alaskadora - Let's explore with our favorite troublemaker, Doray Alaskadora, as she finds the difference between a happy face and a sad face! Vamos!

5) Thumbs Up - Pull his thumb and you'll see...

6) Mega Panawagan - CALLING ALL EVERYONE!!! THIS GUY WITH A MEGAPHONE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY!!!

7) Star Confusion - On another Star Confusion, Julia Clarete is mistaken for Pia Guanio while Jay Manalo is mistaken for Wendell Ramos!

Julia Clarete in a WOW MALI episode!

Jay Manalo in a WOW MALI episode!

- Puro na lang si Bal - This lady's looking for someone name BAL or she's just BAL-ing everyone?

- Belly Dancing - So you think you can belly dance?! This belly dance show you how

ゲンバラとMP4-12Cのコラボ？！

Gemballa Racing McLaren MP4-12C GT3

It seems that the world famous Porsche tuner, Gemballa, taken interest to the Motorsport world under the newly founnded Gemballa Racing, supervised by the tuning arm's Supervisory Board director, Marco Marquardt. Their maiden voyage to the circuit racing won't be using a Porsche, but a McLaren MP4-12C GT3 for next year's motorsport season.

Scoop: http://carscoop.blogspot.com/2011/08/gemballa-ventures-into-motorsports-with.html

Is Gemballa ready in the world of motorsports? (モータースポーツの世界でゲンバラ準備ができていますか？) 

Trio of special edition Honda models

2012 Honda Life G HID Smart Special

2012 Honda Stream ZS Sporty Edition

2012 Honda Fit 13G 10th Anniversary

A trio of special edition Honda models are now invading throughout Japan and they are up for grabs! The Honda Life G HID Smart Special, the Honda Stream ZS Sporty Edition, and the Honda Fit 13G 10th Anniversary. Those three special Honda models loaded with special equipment are surely a collector's item. The Life comes with HID headlights, the Stream ZS Sporty Edition mimics the Stream RS-T, and the Fit 10th Anniversary has a special badge that commemorates a decade of Honda Fit since it was launched in Japan in June 2001. Come and see those three special edition variants at your nearest Honda dealer all over Japan!

Scoop:

1) http://carview.co.jp/news/0/151898/

2) http://carview.co.jp/news/0/151895/

3) http://carview.co.jp/news/0/151896/

No hurt feelings...

In case of sensitive events, how can you communicate without hurting his/her feelings? Pooh told us tips on a segment called "No Hurt Feelings".

CASE 1: If your friend has something on his/her tooth, tell him/her that what ulam did he/she ate

CASE 2: If your friend has a dark underarm, tell him/her that there's a mark on it

CASE 3: If your friend smells bad, tell him/her that your friend got splashed by suka

CASE 4: If your friend has a muta, tell him/her that his/her eyes are pretty

CASE 5: If your friend has bad breath, tell him/her that did they toothbrush yet

No hurt feelings. Add some spice to your words!

Alpha-Bert turns MIC into MICE!

There was a huge riot going on at the KTV bar. With such trouble, Alpha-Bert to the rescue! To stop an angry man from wrecking the KTV bar, Alpha-Bert turned the word MIC into MICE, scaring the angry man away but others...

Volkswagen Golf VI GTI - Forza 3 Owner's View

Golf VI GTI in New York

We may know that this is the one
from the TV advert

Golf VI GTI at the Nurburgring GP

FINAL IMPRESSIONS: One of Volkwagen's legendary masterpieces, the Golf GTi, is on its sixth generation and it was launched since 2009. I always want to try that kind of GTi until when Forza 3 arrived, I finally got the urge to try out the Volkswagen Golf VI GTi.

It feels, sounds, and runs just like the real thing. As time goes by, it seems there are only a few people driving the Golf VI GTi on this game, probably because they are switching to a more powerful Golf called the Golf R, which is also offered on this game. Now what should I do with the Golf VI GTi?

BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 8/20/11

Here we are again on Club Mwah for Banana Split's Clown In A Million! For that week, Reynante Baybado from Negros Oriental, J and J Duets from Nueva Ecija, and Karen Dematera from Marikina are all clashing out on the stage to see who's funny enough to be part of the Laugh 10.

At the start, hey Reynante! What's inside the bag you're holding? Never mind, next up is the J & J Duets. The comedian duo shares the jokes to each other and it keeps on and on! After that, it's Karen Dematera's turn! Wow! They're all good! Really really good when we saw these comedians at the Club Mwah stage.

The winner is: Karen Dematera from Marikina! Congratulations!

Now here's this week's HOT ISSUE:

Beautiful couple Derek Ramsay at Angelica Panganiban, nag-celebrate ng kanilang 5th anniversary!

In case you missed the song by the Banana Split gang, here it is:

Pano ang buhay

kung walang tulo ang posohan

di makaligo at pagsisipilyo ay pahirapan

may sabon ang aking mata

mabaho ang aking hininga

sana'y mag-igib na lang

ng tubig

ang bawat isa sa mundo

sana'y wala nang singitan

sa pila ng aming posohan...

Mara...Clara...

Di na matitiis

Pananakit ng dibdib

Sana'y nadarama mo rin

ang paghihirap ko

at sana'y pakinggan mo

ang pakiusap ko sa yo

hindi ko na hinahamon

ang siga sa tondo

pagmumukha mo lang

ang tanging hinahanap ko

maaari bang sana'y

patawanin mo ako

pagkat tayong dalawa

ay hindi...lima!

Mahal!

Mukhang mahal ito!

Saan nanggaling ito

ito ba ay ninakaw mo?

hindi

sa lolo ko ito

sa kuwarto, kinumpit ko

habang siya ay naliligo

ang singsing na to'y

nakaw pala naman

pero giliw wala namang sapakan

minsan lang kitang

ibibitin

minsan lang kitang

papatayin

ang pagsasakal sa yo'y

walang hangganan

dahil ang minsan

ay magpakailanman

Mara....Clara...

Ipingananak kayo

para magsampalan

Naubos na

ang kasangkapan

nabutas ba

ang iyong bulsa

ng boylet mo

na amoy araaaw

nawaldas mo

pambayad ng ilaaw!

may butas ba...

ang iyong bulsa!

papasahan mo pang ng load

matext ka lang!

ang iyong pagkautang

dahil sa boylet mo

na makapal!

Lahat ng pera mo ay

nawala nang lubusan!

ang iyong pagkautang

dahil sa boylet mo

na makapal!

lahat ng pera mo ay

nawala nang lubusan!

Mara...Clara...

ABS-CBN

BROD BRO BRU with Zanjoe Marudo as a guest!:

1) 

Zanjoe: Labas-masok sa kulungan

John: VIP

Jayson: Governosis Levistesis!

2)

Zanjoe: Nangawit ang leeg

John: Stiff neck

Jayson: Neck-neckie ni Gloria Arroyus

3)

Zanjoe: Umuwi si Ampatuan

John: Ampatuan went back home

Jayson: Way back hoe

4)

Zanjoe: Buntis si Andi

John: Andi is pregnant

Jayson: Agua Bundatna

5) 

Zanjoe: Ngarat

John: middle finger

Jayson: Duter-ty finger

6)

Zanjoe: kambal natagapagmana

John: twin heiress

Jayson: Pares-Pares Hilton

7)

Zanjoe: Nakanguso

John: Pouting lips

Jayson: Labi ni Zanjow, LOW LOW LOW!

8) 

Zanjoe: Nag-aangkingan

John: Everyone is saying it belongs to them

Jayson: Spratly Islands!

黒のジューク

2012 Nissan Juke Kuro

In the United Kingdom, where the Nissan Juke is built at Sunderland, there was a special edition Juke labeled under the "Kuro" name. Of course, Kuro is Japanese for black, this limited edition Juke shows off its dark side.

Based on the flagship Tekna grade, the Juke Kuro features a ten spoke, 17-inch alloy wheels finished in gloss black. Black door mirrors and handles also made a finishing touch to the Juke Kuro. It comes with two colors; Pearl Black and Force Red.

It is limited to 700 units available and all of these are built at Nissan's Sunderland plant in the United Kingdom. Introductory price is 17,395 British Pounds Sterling for the 1.6L variant while the Juke Kuro DIG TURBO costs about 18,995 British Pounds Sterling.

Available for order, delivery in October 2011.

Scoop: http://carscoop.blogspot.com/2011/08/nissan-juke-kuro-limited-special.html