That question might be the perfect fit because in Ano Nga Kaya from the June 23, 2011 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings, Pooh imagines what if we don't have elbows like these:
Ugly approach
I LOVE PANCIT!
Cool down...you can get even hotter
You see? Without our elbows, we can't do normal things. ANO NGA KAYA?
FASHION VICTIM BUSTED!
Looks like FASHION PULEZZZ busted another fashion victim! Why? Three violations: One, you wore a tube but you're not wearing strapless bra, Two, your pants have no pockets, and Three, you wear Kung Fu shoes. Tsk. Tsk. BUSTED!
ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:
Sabi ni Pedro: Bakit kapag pinapagalitan kita, di ka sumasagot...Paano mo napipigil ang galit mo?
While we are going to Seattle Central Community College to pay some tuition, I saw a red Ferrari crossed by and wow, this is one fiery hot Italian sports car we wish to save some money at but not in a mood right now. We went to the Seattle Central Community College to pay the tuition for my class for this Summer 2011 semester.
After paying the tuition, we went to the bookstore to buy the book required for my class. It was titled "Discovering Computers Brief" and this is the book required for my class this summer.
After that, we take a visit to the newly opened Gamestop "The Broadway Building" branch. Looks like after class, I could just hang out and buy some new video games here! Isn't that convenient?
Huh, looks like the blockbuster Call Of Duty Black Ops is releasing another DLC pack titled ANNIHILATION this late June 2011. I wonder what new challenges await on this latest Black Ops DLC?
Wow, wide selection of video games. Looks like I'll go there next time if I have the money and the urge to buy video games. What do you think?
In another Mang Ben from the June 22, 2011 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings, Mang Ben received a text message from his friend, saying that she wants Mang Ben to come at Enchanted Kingdom. Mang Ben replied "No, I can't come at Enchanted Kingdom, too far" and he sent it. Unfortunately, "MESSAGE NOT SENT, TRY AGAIN LATER", the cellphone said because "NO SIGNAL". Therefore, Mang Ben goes farther and farther to get a cellphone signal. When the signal is OK, Mang Ben send it but unfortunately, he was at Enchanted Kingdom!
Mang Ben reached Enchanted Kingdom!
COULD MANG BEN'S DAY GET EVEN WORSE?
Letterman turned TUBIG into TUTUBI
Alphabert turned BASO into BANSOT!
Another showdown between Letterman and Alphabert occurred! When Letterman broke in some woman's house for some water, the woman got angry because Letterman trespassed for a glass of water. The reason why because Letterman will turn TUBIG into TUTUBI, turning a woman into a TUTUBI! Alphabert to the rescue! Alphabert fights Letterman with the use of BASO. And by BASO, Alphabert turned it into BANSOT, shrinking Letterman by the BANSOT size! Pow! Alphabert always wins!
Mar Roxas as a pedicab driver
In case you missed it, a photo of Mar Roxas as a pedicab driver appeared on ANG TV PATROL, regarding that Mar Roxas as DOTC secretary got complaints from other drivers, especially pedicab drivers.
ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:
Sabi ni Pedro: Maria, balita ko kamamatay lang ng boyfriend mo. Pwede bang pumalit ako sa kanya.
Sagot si Maria: Ewan ko, tanungin mo sa Funeralia kung papayag sila.
HORO-SCOOP:
Gemini - Isa kang taong hindi naniniwala sa kapalaran, kaya meron akong sasabihin...NEVERMIND. Lucky number mo ay malas sa ibang tao.
With The World God Only Knows II (日本名: 神のみぞ知るセカイII), Geneon Universal revealed another set of The World God Only Knows Character CDs ranging from Haqua, Kusunoki Kasuga, Chihiro Kosaka, and Jun Nagase, perfect enough for Kaminomi fans to find great ways to enjoy it. Don't worry, a little practice goes a long long way.
For a premium taste, Limited Edition packaging contains alternate covers that you can swap it anytime you want to bring out the premium taste in your ears. Got taste?
Yes. He's Got It. She's Got It. They Got It. Got it? It's a question on how far you will complete the whole Kaminomi Character CDs starting from Elsie, Ayumi Takahara, Mio Aoyama, Kanon Nakagawa, Shiori Shiomiya, Sora Asuka, Haqua, Kusunoki Kasuga, Chihiro Kosaka, and Jun Nagase.
Those character CDs taste like Kaminomi. Smooth, long in taste, and fans finding great ways to enjoy them!
Good luck completing them all before Kaminomi II ends!
1) Character CD 00 - Haqua (CV: Saori Hayami)
STANDARD COVER:
Kaminomi Character CD.00 - Haqua
LIMITED EDITION COVER:
Kaminomi Character CD.00 - Haqua
2) Character CD 5 - Kusunoki Kasuga (CV: Ami Koshimizu)
STANDARD COVER:
Kaminomi Character CD.5 - Kusunoki Kasuga
LIMITED EDITION COVER:
Kaminomi Character CD.5 - Kusunoki Kasuga
3) Character CD 6 - Chihiro Kosaka (CV: Kana Asumi)
STANDARD COVER:
Kaminomi Character CD.6 - Chihiro Kosaka
LIMITED EDITION COVER:
Kaminomi Character CD.6 - Chihiro Kosaka
4) Character CD 7 - Jun Nagase (CV: Aki Toyosaki)
STANDARD COVER:
In case you missed it, comedienne RR Enriquez faces rumors that she's facing poverty because she has no business for her. She used to be one of the co-hosts of Wowowee right before this show has been pulled off and she was used to be a part of Banana Split before she got pulled off due to her low popularity. I watched that on SNN Showbiz News Ngayon since June 6.
In RR Enriquez's Facebook page, she said that most of them think that RR's facing poverty.
In fact, RR Enriquez denies selling her condo units and her bags due to her financial problems. I wonder what will RR Enriquez's TRUE ROUTE would be? I kinda felt sorry for Rizza Masahista. Please come back, RR.
Suppose the situation is just like The Getaway: Mark Hammond dropped a dead body of Johnny Tsai at some Chinese restaurant in the London Chinatown, apparently the Triads' hideout. After dropping the dead body of Johnny Tsai, you were spotted by the Triads and the Triads are chasing you. While you were chased by the Triads, you are luring them straight to the Yardies' hideout. That's a different story. You are not luring the Triads straight to the Yardies. You are chased by the Chinese Triads because of what you stole something from the Triads. It's the 100のヴィ学 of Infinite Stratos character who is from China and she's Ichika Orimura's second childhood friend. Her Pinyin name can be Ling Yin Huang (凰鈴音) but we can call her Rinin Fan, featured on IS (Infinite Stratos) DVD and Blu-Ray Vol. 3, on sale now. Now this is what the Triads are chasing at! We are almost got chopped by the Triads holding meat cleavers!
IS (Infinite Stratos) Blu-Ray Vol. 3
100のヴィ学: "It's time to meet the relatives, Johnny Tsai". Hey I said that Getaway line (Laughs) but not in a laughing matter right now because when I think about Fan Rinin, what goes on the fans' minds? Surely she's from China and she's the second childhood friend of Ichika. Her mind is not as sharp as a meat cleaver but she looks cool in her IS known as Shenlong. Above all else, Fan Rinin's so cute when you look at her pigtails. Speaking of pigtails, why would someone adopt the words "pork loli" in the first place? She's very rude on the beach episode anyway, I would remember that Fan Rinin poured something on Cecilia's rear and "boom goes the dynamite" when we see it.
Who's behind the voice of this "Made in China" pork loli? Asami Shimoda of course. What should I know? She's that voice of the Futami twins from THE IDOLM@STER video games. How did an IDOLM@STER star landed a role of being a Chinese student on IS? It seems more of a coincidence but doesn't matter. I'll start booking my trip to China and go for some track days at Shanghai International Circuit using the Lexus IS.
About IS DVD & BD Vol. 3: Triads, better lay down your weapons and your meat cleavers because there's more time to get your own copy of either IS DVD Vol. 3 or IS Blu-Ray Vol. 3. Infinite Stratos DVD and Blu-Ray Vol. 3 packs episode 5 & 6 in clear quality. Limited Edition packs another special novel written by Infinite Stratos author, Izuru Yumizuru. Also on the Limited Edition, another booklet that packs more on Infinite Stratos, and a special CD contains Fan Rinin's character song! You better be the first in line to get that Limited Edition and when it's sold out, run for your lives because the Triads have whatever they got to get yours! This is how you were "out from a frying pan" and into the comfort of your condo after buying your IS DVD/BD Vol. 3, in standard or Limited Edition.
Ah, the disadvantages of the new Philip Morris 100's. Does anyone remember those memorable Philip Morris ads? Does anyone remember the memorable Philip Morris jingle like "♫On and on the break goes on♫", I'm sure most of you remember those right.
What I'm remembering is every time after the 9:00 PM news break, they aired some kind of cigarette commercials in the past, most notably are from ABC-5 (the former name of TV5) and RPN9, where after those news breaks were those, most memorable are the Philip Morris TV commercials. Yes, I love those ads because people get distracted because of the Philip Morris 100's long shape and attractive menthol that makes it "THE PREMIUM TASTE IN MENTHOL". Whether if its the domino, helicopter, a bottle of champagne fell down the yacht model, kayaking, chess, walking at the park, one Philip Morris cigar fell off at the hotel and you want to catch it all the way through the pictorials of some celebrity, yes people find great ways to enjoy it.
Back in late 2000 or early 2001, Philip Morris added a new variant and does anyone remember the teasers saying "SEE THE LIGHT, AT SUNDAY 9PM, ALL CHANNELS" right? On that, Philip Morris Lights debuted and this variant carries the same great taste of the Philip Morris 100's, now in a lighter packaging. Anyone tried those, right?
The most memorable Philip Morris ad I saw is the most ominous one with the ominous arrange version of the Philip Morris jingle and with the "Got Taste?" slogan. On that ad, we saw young adults hanging out at nighttime. He's Got It. She's Got It. Got It? It's a question of taste. That commercial aired on the Philippines since early 2002. I first encountered one during an ABC-5 9PM News Break.
Back then, there were promos, here are some of the most memorable ones according to me:
1) PHILIP MORRIS Cash, Car & Condo (July 1, 1999 - September 30, 1999) - In that promo, anyone with a Philip Morris won 100,000 US Dollars, a 1999 Mercedes-Benz E240, or Millennium Suites at Makati City, Philippines.
2) PHILIP MORRIS 100's GREEN & GOLD (until September 30, 2000) - In that promo, anyone with the Philip Morris 100's won either a 2000 Mercedes-Benz SLK, 80,000 US Dollars, 24K Gold Bars (12,000 US Dollars each), or a trip to Gold Coast, Australia (4,000 US Dollars each).
3) PHILIP MORRIS LIGHTS COOL LIGHTSTYLES (March 17, 2001 - May 5, 2001) - This is a promo in celebration of the debut of PHILIP MORRIS LIGHTS. Anyone with a PHILIP MORRIS LIGHTS won 50 Ericsson cellphones or 50 Panasonic CD players.
4) PHILIP MORRIS STYLE IN MOTION (2001) - In that promo anyone who either have a PHILIP MORRIS or PHILIP MORRIS LIGHTS won 100 Palm M100s, 50 Casio Wrist Cams, 40 Ericsson T29s with Bluetooth Headsets, 20 Sony Handycams, 10 Fujitsu Lifebook Computers, 5 Peugeot Scooters, or a 2001 Audi TT Coupe.
Let's look back the good ol' disadvantages of Philip Morris 100's that is truly THE PREMIUM TASTE IN MENTHOL. Got taste?
For the fun of it, let's compare how does the anime versions of Hayate Ayasaki, Nagi Sanzenin, and Maria differ from their Taiwan drama counterparts.
Nagi Sanzenin
Nagi played by Park Shin Hye
First off, let's compare the anime/manga version Nagi Sanzenin to its live-action drama counterpart. The real Nagi Sanzenin in the Hayate anime/manga is somewhat a "spoiled brat", loli tsundere, pigtails, blonde hair, and looks perfect. The drama counterpart looks grown up but retains its spoiled brat attitude.
Hayate Ayasaki
Hayate played by George Hu
You've probably know the major differences of the Hayate from the anime and manga and the Hayate played by George Hu, right? Maturity doesn't slow him down but yes, we'll let you decide.
Maria
Maria played by Tia Li
That Maria from the Hayate anime and manga looks clean but that Maria from the Hayate drama, played by Tia Li, seems to be showing off her darker side but she looks more of a "bodyguard" than being a maid. Kuha mo?
In "Ano Nga Kaya?" for the June 21, 2011 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings, Pooh explains what if people like us don't know how to lie...
Honest politician
This hurts a lot
Um... I can explain...
See? They don't lie... ANO NGA KAYA?
Also, Mutanglawin Kuya Keem explains what is acupuncture. What is acupuncture? To Kuya Keem, acupuncture is like mangkukulam. Doctors use real needles to the points of the patient's body. Yes, we are confused about "acupuncture" and "voodoo" for sure because...it's pointy.
Kuya Keem explains...
ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:
Tanong si Juan: Nay, asan po yung Wayis?!
Galit si Nanay: Ano ba Juan? Ang laki-laki mo na, wayis na rin ang tawag mo sa walis. Di 'bat sinabi ko na, walis! Walis! Walis!
Tanong si Juan: Nassan na po ba?
Sagot si Nanay: Nandun sa suyok!
HORO-SCOOP:
Pisces - Mamalasin ka sa larangan ng pag-ibig. Dahil ang loan na inaaply mo sa PAGIBIG ay hindi aprubado. Lucky day mo ay someday. Hindi ko alam kung kelan ang eksaktong araw pero alam ko, you will get lucky someday.
The limited-to-18000-units, 2012 Hyundai Veloster, part of Hyundai's new Premium Youth Lab (PYL) sub-brand that provides unique cars for young adults as part of Hyundai's New Thinking New Possibilities slogan, seems to be getting a hype worldwide, even it was made an appearance on a City Hunter episode. To make the Veloster more enjoyable for fans, Hyundai Motor Company launched a special Veloster HD game for the iPhone and yes, it's available free!
VELOSTER HD
Have your iPhone ready, go to the app store, and search Veloster. After that, find the Hyundai Veloster HD app and press INSTALL. This app is free of charge. Good luck joyriding the Hyundai Veloster with your iPhone!
And then it happened. I once met someone who claims to be "The Leader Of The Human Resistance" and yes "The Leader Of The Human Resistance" is known to be the all new 2011 Dodge Charger.
2011 Dodge Charger 3.6L SE
The kind of 2011 Charger is saw is the 3.6L SE variant (minus the Rallye packaging), the entry-level grade for the Charger equipped with the all new Pentastar 3.6L V6 engine. Gotta admit it that when I see a commercial for the 2011 Dodge Charger, I love the roaring sound of the 2011 Charger's V6 engine because it sounded more monstrous. What's even more monstrous is its face and yes, I love the new monster face of the 2011 Charger because of its aggressive stance.
2011 Dodge Charger 3.6L SE
What I also love is its rear view because it resembles like the Dodge Challenger sports car. Heh, seems it has something inherited from its "handsome brother". If the 2011 Charger's rear lamps lit, watch out! Things are going BANG BANG BANG or Hasta La Vista Baby! You may want to kiss your rival cars goodbye! (Laugh)
2011 Dodge Charger 3.6L SE
2011 Dodge Charger 3.6L SE
If I stare at the 2011 Charger's front face long enough, it made feel like I was smoking one Philip Morris 100's. Seems only a few people are getting scared after looking at the monstrous front view of the 2011 Dodge Charger but only the chosen many can bravely withstand its monstrous looks. I've seen only a few 2011 Dodge Chargers passing through the streets of Seattle, WA.
2011 Dodge Charger 3.6L SE
The 2011 Dodge Charger is best fitted with a Michelin tire because "the right tire changes everything" you know. The Leader Of The Human Resistance changed everything for the sake of style and performance. If we had one, we want to hear the monster roar of the 2011 Charger's Pentastar engine or the HEMI V8 engine. Better yet, we'll have to wait when will the new Charger SRT-8 arrive. ^_^
