Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Flashback: The Premium Taste in Menthol

Philip Morris commercial


Philip Morris commercial

Philip Morris commercial

Philip Morris commercial

Philip Morris commercial

Philip Morris commercial

Philip Morris commercial

Philip Morris commercial

Ah, the disadvantages of the new Philip Morris 100's. Does anyone remember those memorable Philip Morris ads? Does anyone remember the memorable Philip Morris jingle like "♫On and on the break goes on♫", I'm sure most of you remember those right.

What I'm remembering is every time after the 9:00 PM news break, they aired some kind of cigarette commercials in the past, most notably are from ABC-5 (the former name of TV5) and RPN9, where after those news breaks were those, most memorable are the Philip Morris TV commercials. Yes, I love those ads because people get distracted because of the Philip Morris 100's long shape and attractive menthol that makes it "THE PREMIUM TASTE IN MENTHOL". Whether if its the domino, helicopter, a bottle of champagne fell down the yacht model, kayaking, chess, walking at the park, one Philip Morris cigar fell off at the hotel and you want to catch it all the way through the pictorials of some celebrity, yes people find great ways to enjoy it.

Back in late 2000 or early 2001, Philip Morris added a new variant and does anyone remember the teasers saying "SEE THE LIGHT, AT SUNDAY 9PM, ALL CHANNELS" right? On that, Philip Morris Lights debuted and this variant carries the same great taste of the Philip Morris 100's, now in a lighter packaging. Anyone tried those, right?

The most memorable Philip Morris ad I saw is the most ominous one with the ominous arrange version of the Philip Morris jingle and with the "Got Taste?" slogan. On that ad, we saw young adults hanging out at nighttime. He's Got It. She's Got It. Got It? It's a question of taste. That commercial aired on the Philippines since early 2002. I first encountered one during an ABC-5 9PM News Break.

Back then, there were promos, here are some of the most memorable ones according to me:

1) PHILIP MORRIS Cash, Car & Condo (July 1, 1999 - September 30, 1999) - In that promo, anyone with a Philip Morris won 100,000 US Dollars, a 1999 Mercedes-Benz E240, or Millennium Suites at Makati City, Philippines.

2) PHILIP MORRIS 100's GREEN & GOLD (until September 30, 2000) - In that promo, anyone with the Philip Morris 100's won either a 2000 Mercedes-Benz SLK, 80,000 US Dollars, 24K Gold Bars (12,000 US Dollars each), or a trip to Gold Coast, Australia (4,000 US Dollars each).

3) PHILIP MORRIS LIGHTS COOL LIGHTSTYLES (March 17, 2001 - May 5, 2001) - This is a promo in celebration of the debut of PHILIP MORRIS LIGHTS. Anyone with a PHILIP MORRIS LIGHTS won 50 Ericsson cellphones or 50 Panasonic CD players.

4) PHILIP MORRIS STYLE IN MOTION (2001) - In that promo anyone who either have a PHILIP MORRIS or PHILIP MORRIS LIGHTS won 100 Palm M100s, 50 Casio Wrist Cams, 40 Ericsson T29s with Bluetooth Headsets, 20 Sony Handycams, 10 Fujitsu Lifebook Computers, 5 Peugeot Scooters, or a 2001 Audi TT Coupe.

Let's look back the good ol' disadvantages of Philip Morris 100's that is truly THE PREMIUM TASTE IN MENTHOL. Got taste?



Credit to Youtube user: juniorsky52

Unlikely identities: Hayate, Nagi-ojousama, and Maria-san

For the fun of it, let's compare how does the anime versions of Hayate Ayasaki, Nagi Sanzenin, and Maria differ from their Taiwan drama counterparts.
Nagi Sanzenin

Nagi played by Park Shin Hye

First off, let's compare the anime/manga version Nagi Sanzenin to its live-action drama counterpart. The real Nagi Sanzenin in the Hayate anime/manga is somewhat a "spoiled brat", loli tsundere, pigtails, blonde hair, and looks perfect. The drama counterpart looks grown up but retains its spoiled brat attitude.

Hayate Ayasaki

Hayate played by George Hu

You've probably know the major differences of the Hayate from the anime and manga and the Hayate played by George Hu, right? Maturity doesn't slow him down but yes, we'll let you decide.

Maria

Maria played by Tia Li

That Maria from the Hayate anime and manga looks clean but that Maria from the Hayate drama, played by Tia Li, seems to be showing off her darker side but she looks more of a "bodyguard" than being a maid. Kuha mo?

What if humans don't lie? What is acupuncture?

In "Ano Nga Kaya?" for the June 21, 2011 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings, Pooh explains what if people like us don't know how to lie...

Honest politician

This hurts a lot

Um... I can explain...

See? They don't lie... ANO NGA KAYA?

Also, Mutanglawin Kuya Keem explains what is acupuncture. What is acupuncture? To Kuya Keem, acupuncture is like mangkukulam. Doctors use real needles to the points of the patient's body. Yes, we are confused about "acupuncture" and "voodoo" for sure because...it's pointy.

Kuya Keem explains...

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:

Tanong si Juan: Nay, asan po yung Wayis?!
Galit si Nanay: Ano ba Juan? Ang laki-laki mo na, wayis na rin ang tawag mo sa walis. Di 'bat sinabi ko na, walis! Walis! Walis!
Tanong si Juan: Nassan na po ba?
Sagot si Nanay: Nandun sa suyok!

HORO-SCOOP:

Pisces - Mamalasin ka sa larangan ng pag-ibig. Dahil ang loan na inaaply mo sa PAGIBIG ay hindi aprubado. Lucky day mo ay someday. Hindi ko alam kung kelan ang eksaktong araw pero alam ko, you will get lucky someday.

Hyundai releases Veloster HD for iPhone

The limited-to-18000-units, 2012 Hyundai Veloster, part of Hyundai's new Premium Youth Lab (PYL) sub-brand that provides unique cars for young adults as part of Hyundai's New Thinking New Possibilities slogan, seems to be getting a hype worldwide, even it was made an appearance on a City Hunter episode. To make the Veloster more enjoyable for fans, Hyundai Motor Company launched a special Veloster HD game for the iPhone and yes, it's available free!

VELOSTER HD

Have your iPhone ready, go to the app store, and search Veloster. After that, find the Hyundai Veloster HD app and press INSTALL. This app is free of charge. Good luck joyriding the Hyundai Veloster with your iPhone!

Photo: Hyundai Motor Company Blog

The Leader of The Human Resistance



2011 Dodge Charger 3.6L SE
And then it happened. I once met someone who claims to be "The Leader Of The Human Resistance" and yes "The Leader Of The Human Resistance" is known to be the all new 2011 Dodge Charger.

2011 Dodge Charger 3.6L SE

The kind of 2011 Charger is saw is the 3.6L SE variant (minus the Rallye packaging), the entry-level grade for the Charger equipped with the all new Pentastar 3.6L V6 engine. Gotta admit it that when I see a commercial for the 2011 Dodge Charger, I love the roaring sound of the 2011 Charger's V6 engine because it sounded more monstrous. What's even more monstrous is its face and yes, I love the new monster face of the 2011 Charger because of its aggressive stance.

2011 Dodge Charger 3.6L SE

What I also love is its rear view because it resembles like the Dodge Challenger sports car. Heh, seems it has something inherited from its "handsome brother". If the 2011 Charger's rear lamps lit, watch out! Things are going BANG BANG BANG or Hasta La Vista Baby! You may want to kiss your rival cars goodbye! (Laugh)

2011 Dodge Charger 3.6L SE

2011 Dodge Charger 3.6L SE

If I stare at the 2011 Charger's front face long enough, it made feel like I was smoking one Philip Morris 100's. Seems only a few people are getting scared after looking at the monstrous front view of the 2011 Dodge Charger but only the chosen many can bravely withstand its monstrous looks. I've seen only a few 2011 Dodge Chargers passing through the streets of Seattle, WA.

2011 Dodge Charger 3.6L SE

The 2011 Dodge Charger is best fitted with a Michelin tire because "the right tire changes everything" you know. The Leader Of The Human Resistance changed everything for the sake of style and performance. If we had one, we want to hear the monster roar of the 2011 Charger's Pentastar engine or the HEMI V8 engine. Better yet, we'll have to wait when will the new Charger SRT-8 arrive. ^_^

Got taste?

Monday, June 20, 2011

Mang Ben's Car Maintenance Havoc and a 2nd case for FASHION PULEZZZ

Here, let me fix that


When Mang Ben (Jayson Gainza) gets inside his owner type jeep, the engine can't start. While opening the hood, the jeep's battery had a problem. Later, Jobert with his Ford Focus approaches and Mang Ben explained the whole problem. Jobert readies with his some kind of electric apparatus until Jobert got electrified. With Jobert unconscious because of electricity, Mang Ben tries to revive him with the apparatus Jobert used. Jobert woke up and congratulates Mang Ben but both of them got electrified!

In case you missed it, Banana Split got themselves another FASHION VICTIM on FASHION (clicks) PULEZZZ! What's wrong with that way this victim dressed?

Fashion victim caught

Suppose you're a female, and what you dressed is highly disgracing. Why? You've dressed in gym pants, your T-shirt is worn in a weird way, and like what the FASHION PULEZZZ said, 

"you've dressed like you're in a shooting for UNKABOGABLE!"

Too retro? Sorry, you're caught by the FASHION PULEZZZ!

Another fashion victim caught
 What about this guy dressed in green shirt with some blue lines? Too ugly? Oh yes. You're going jail time, kid.

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE FOR THE DAY:

Bilin ni Ama: Anak, dapat ang kahiligan mong sports yung panglalake

Anak: Eto nga po, magbabasketball po ako sa school

Tanong ng ama: Ano ka? Forward? Center? O Guard?

sagot si Anak: Ano ba 'tay? Cheerleader lang ako!

HORO-SCOOP:

Leo - Huwag maniwala sa tsismis lalo na kung ang tsismis ay tungkol sa akin. Wala iyong katotohanan. Lucky actor mo ay si Lucky Manzano.


For Dad:

On the Father's Day (June 19, 2011) episod eof Goin Bulilit:

- Goin Bulilit does Bruno Mars' Lazy Song

- Galing Trabaho gags

- In Dagul and Kids: What is the difference between corruption in American and corruption in Philippines? Dagul said: in America, corrupt officials go to jail while corrupt officials in the Philippines go to America

- Payabangan ng mga taty

- Gags for dads

- What's "bawal" for this old man?

- In Dagul and Kids, where does man came from? Dagul said it depends...

- What's the difference between Mother's Day and Father's Day?

- In Dagul and Kids, Dagul ate a cockroach unexpectedly...

- Palarong Pambata in Stik na Walastik!