More "use in a sentence" jokes and more Whose Line Is It Anyhow!

What just happened on the April 29 episode of Lokomoko U?

- Basketball gags

- Kinds of transportation rushed through the dula-dulaan stage for another Bata Bata Tayo'y Tumula!

- Something else? More jokes from Talentadong Family like;

1) Followed - Inday! Pumunta ka doon sa tindahan! FOLLOWED ka ng 30 pesos!

2) Anyhow and anyone - Aha! Sino ang kumain ng ANYHOW na ANYONE sa mesa!

3) Bohol - Huwag kayong lalapit dahil may BOHOL si Piolo!

4) Michael - Huwag diyan! Huwag diyan! MICHAEL-iti ako diyan!

5) Deposit - The water comes out DEPOSIT!

6) Number Two - Kapag ang pangalan mo ay Alberto, pwede ka rin tawaging NUMBER TWO!

7) Hostess and Schooling - Hello? HOSTESS? Who's SCHOOLING this?

- Another round of Who's Line is it...Anyhow?!

1) You're nothing but a second-rate trying hard, copycat! - Cherrie Gil

2) Hipo ka nang hipo, piga ka ng piga, gusto mo lang palang pumasok - Door knob

3) Wag mo akong bilugin! - Kulangot

4) Wala namang ganyana! Porke one sided ang buhok emo na? - Jose Rizal

5) Wag mo akong silipin, di ako bintana! - Cleavage

6) Bakit kayo nagagalit pag di ako nilalabasan? - Ballpen

7) I'm a beautiful brown butterfly! - Baklang Ipis

"The lighter side of soda"

What just happened at the April 29 episode of Bubble Gang?

- Those Bubble Gags prove that waiters are very accident-prone.

- What causes the Siony Appliances' downfall of sales? A Shark TV better than Siony's?

Why bought a TV from a rival company?

- Kanina ka pa? Bubble Gang does Lipton Sparkling by gagging this commercial as Flipton Sparkling! The lighter side of soda!

Bubble Gang does Lipton Sparkling

- La la la la la, la la la la la, Cheche Bureche in barber. See who's got a haircut...

I'm going to cut your hair

Cheche's new hair

- A magic glasses that once you wear it, fanservice ahoy!

- Live in front at your living room again, another D'Wonder Boys performance on stage with the song, Baby Baby.

D' Wonder Boys in Baby Baby

- Ogie Alcasid showcases some womanly stuff that is not "manly" for men

- This scene shooting is time wasting with some extras

- Welcome to the Feeling Pogi club! Those who are Feeling Pogi are welcome!

Imortal finale brings the war beyond good and evil to the very end

Imortal finale

Every Filipinos around the world experienced the grand finale of the fantasy-drama Imortal. On that finale, Lia Ortega (Angel Locsin) formed an Army of One, an army where humans, werewolves and vampires collide to stop Magnus (Jake Roxas), Lucas (Rico Blanco) and his formidable foe of ultimate monsters that will wipe out humanity once and for all.

As the war rages on, with Magnus neutralized, and Mateo (John Lloyd Cruz) freed (gotta love his motorbike stunts), we witnessed the final showdown. A two versus one battle that will made me put it on the books. Mateo and Lia face off against Lucas in an intense battle.

Seems Lucas is impossible to defeat. No matter how hard these two tried, they still can't kick Lucas' butt. With all that suffering, the combined powers between Mateo and Lia shattered Lucas into pieces, resulting to the end of the battle.

The army of one finally defeated the ultimate enemy and moments later, Lia gave birth to a baby girl. Lia told her baby girl that everything will be OK. Mateo also said it too that everything will be OK.

Final Impressions: Imortal might seem to be inspired from Twilight because of werewolves and vampires we, teenagers and young adults believed. What I'll miss is the superb stunts, amazing fight scenes, the love story between Lia and Mateo, and of course, what we also miss is Jethro's blogs called Mga Pangitain ni Jethro (which is somewhat amusing that someone found it and Jethro's blog exists but now its done). This is an impressive masterpiece ABS-CBN pulled out to surpass its rivals and with this finale, they achieved everything they've got to pleased the teenagers and young adults with their desire among vampires and werewolves. Cheers to the cast and staff!

Congratulations to the Royal Couple!

The Royal Wedding

The world witnessed the Royal Event of the year, which is the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Catherine Elizabeth Middleton held at the Westminster Abbey to Buckingham Palace in London, UK.

Further reading: 

1) http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/world/view/20110429-333676/Queen-wins-cheers-in-yellow-matching-outfit

2) http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/world/view/20110429-333675/When-royals-tie-the-knot-with-commoners

3) http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/world/view/20110429-333644/William-and-Kate-now-Duke-and-Duchess-of-Cambridge

At the Royal Wedding, Prince William appointed as the Duke of Cambridge and Kate Middleton appointed as the Duchess of Cambridge.

Everyone around the globe witnessed this Royal Event of the year and the crowd cheered at the time Prince William and Kate Middleton finally tied the knot.

Congratulations to the Royal Couple! 

Wahoo!!! 

Subaru Legacy B4 (BM9) - Forza 3 Owner's View

Super GT BM9 ready to dance

The Legacy B4 BM9's tangle

Final Impression: This is the first time I even get my hands on the fifth-generation Subaru Legacy, in B4 sedan trim. Needless to say that the B4 is favorable by Legacy fans because of its sports car like agility and performance. Here in Forza Motorsport 3, it's all about how well you can master the last tangle with the Legacy B4 2.5 GT.

Most BM9 Legacy B4 owners love to trick this out with upgrades or decorate it any way they like. Some decorated the BM9 Legacy B4 to look like the Super GT Legacy B4!

Did anyone danced with B4? Those who did not, DANCE WITH B4!

El Shaddai ASCENSION OF THE METATRON

El Shaddai -Ascension of the Metatron-

If there was a hack-and-slash action adventure video game that is much sleek and smooth in the eyes of otakus everywhere, El Shaddai is the answer.

In El Shaddai, players take the role of a human being named Enoch. He was sent by the Heavenly Council to capture the angels known as Grigori, which they abandoned Heaven and residing on Earth due to the temptation with humans. The quest beyond good versus evil begin and the fate rests in the hands of Enoch.

As a hack-and-slash adventure, El Shaddai turns the table among its rivals and players experiment many battle styles to defeat ruthless enemies. Your main weapon, the arch, serves as the main weapon that you can slice against several enemies but if the enemy has your arch, you can get it back by any means of fistfights. There can be multiple weapons around the El Shaddai game and how you use it is up to you. One word of warning however that the arch may sometimes lead to its dark side after several fights. In the beginning, you must retrieve the arch from the enemy and purify it back with heavenly worldly powers so you can send these rouge angels back to Heaven.

Graphics seem to be more dull but it seems to be somewhat sleek and smooth, making it the slickest adventure game played for the extreme. Voice casting seems to be more fine but it can be somewhat redundant in the ears of players. The soundtrack seems to be fine but somewhat plain.

El Shaddai seems to be the slickest and smoothest hack-and-slash action game ever to hit on Playstation3 and XBOX 360. How will it appeal? Time will tell.

Official Site: http://elshaddaigame.com/index.html

Moymoy Palaboy, Roadfill, and Sam Pinto did a good game at a Family Feud episode

Moymoy Palaboy, Roadfill, and Sam
at a Family Feud episode

Bubble Gang's Moymoy Palaboy (James Macasero), Roadfill (Rodfil Macasero), and Sam Pinto played in a Family Feud episode as the "Spooky Nights" family led by Sef Cadayona!

Unfortunately, they were beaten by the "Dwarfina" family consisting of Pauleen Luna, Derrick Monasterio, Mico Aytona, and Vaness Del Moral.

At least, that was a good game, Moymoy, Roadfill, and Sam. Good game \(^_^)/

Can a toy cell phone act like a real cell phone? Just ask Magic Singh!?

Magic Singh is holding the boy's
toy cell phone

Can a toy cell phone act like a real cell phone? With Magic Singh, you can have your toy phone act like a real phone, but be warned, a phone call straight from the toy phone can cost you thousands of pesos! Ouch!

While if its too early, Banana Split played us another game of Hula-Hulaan! Madali Lang! Please Hear It! Hula-hulaan, Just Name It! Here are the Q&A on that segment;

Question 1: Weather Man ng bayan, love ng madlang people, maging mapanuri nang mahulaan, siya si.....

Answer: Kuya Kim Atienza

Question 2: Galing sa PBB, ginagaya si Tito Boy, taga-pulot ng bata sa dagat, siya si...

Answer: Jayson Gainza

Question 3: Magaling na singer, asawa niya si Dingdong, sumikat sa "Parang Di Ko Yata Kaya", siya si...

Answer: Jessa Zaragoza

Alpha Bert vs. Letter Man Round 2!

Letter Man turns TUBIG into LUBID

Alpha Bert attacks by turning
BATO into TAO

What the fudge! Son of a bee! It's the second round of Alpha Bert (Jobert) vs. Letter Man (Jason Francisco) in the April 28, 2011 episode on Banana Split Daily Servings! After Letter Man robbed some money at the bank, he encountered some man and then Letter Man turned the man into a rock! Alpha Bert sprung into action! Letter Man attacked Alpha Bert by turning TUBIG into LUBID. With Alpha Bert out from the LUBID, he attacks Letter Man by throwing some BATO. While the BATO goes airborne, Alpha Bert turned BATO into TAO, reverting the rock back to a human and body slammed Letter Man! Alpha Bert wins!

Look out stupid O.A. people, because Banana Split warns against the O.A. by showing up another three stupid things Banana Split don't want you to do it in ANG O.A. MO!

Number One: Adjusted the clock by 12 hours!

It's 7:00 AM!

Number Two: You think the lightest was the heaviest to lift!

Too heavy for something light

Number Three: Second-hand newspapers for sale!

Newspapers for sale

Another mishaps with Magic Singh again! This time, Magic Singh tries to take some of the load off from the woman's bag. The woman thinks this bag's too heavy. When Magic Singh goes HARA HARA KING KING, her bag is empty, leaving no trace of her stuff!

Magic Singh tries to take some
of the load off

Ang TV Patrol Text Joke: Nagpaalam si Inday "Ma'am, uwi na po ako ng probinsya. "Nagpaalam ka na ba sa sir mo?" Tanong ni ma'am. Sagot ni Inday, "Nauna na po siya. Dun na daw po kami magkikita." Unfortunately, 6,789 viewers are not laughing while 4,322 viewers laughed. According to guest star Maja Salvador, those 6,789 viewers who did not laugh at Inday's joke were the wives who lost their husbands to the kasambahays.

Carte Blanche Limited Edition

Carte Blanche Limited Edition

This is the Carte Blanche limited edition packaging in collaboration with Bentley. The covering shaped like the Bentley Continental GT, which is James Bond's new car on his mission to Dubai. This latest novel was written by Jeffrey Deaver, who wrote 28 novels that sold over 20 million copies globally.

It is limited to 500 copies and it costs 1000 British Pounds (about 72,000 pesos estimate). Pre-orders are open on http://www.007carteblanchebentley.com/ so for those who are willing to get the special version should buy it immediately before its gone for good.

The latest Bond novel, Carte Blanche, is set to be on sale this late May 2011.

Aston Martin V8 Vantage S and V8 Vantage S Roadster

2012 Aston Martin V8 Vantage S

The custom variant of the Aston Martin V8 Vantage, the V8 Vantage S, proves that this brand truly has a fighting stance in the world of sports cars. The custom version of the V8 Vantage, the V8 Vantage S, draws inspiration from its big brother, the V12 Vantage and its available in coupe and roadster. The body-colored bumpers, LED rear lamps, sporty rims, and every sporty detail made this grand tourer more ultimate than the original V8 Vantage. Those who are looking for some real thrills should consider the Aston Martin V8 Vantage S Coupe while for those who want some open air fun should consider the Aston Martin V8 Vantage S Roadster.

No matter which model you are up to, the V8 Vantage S is packed with the 4.7 litre V8 engine that delivers 430 bhp of power and 361 lb.ft of torque. The new V8 Vantage S can accumulate a maximum top speed of 189 miles per hour and grudgingly consumes 21.9 mpg EC combined. Both the V8 Vantage S and the V8 Vantage S Roadster are fully equipped with the 7-speed Sportshift semi-auto transmission that can be set to Manual Mode for manual shifting fun at the road ahead.

With safety is Aston Martin's priority, the V8 Vantage S is equipped with the safest features such as ABS brakes, electronic brake assist, Dynamic Stability Control, and traction control system. There are tons of driver aids include Cruise control, Hill hold assist, Rear parking sensor, and Servotronic speed sensitive power steering. Dual stage Driver/Passenger Airbags and Tire pressure monitoring system comes equipped on the V8 Vantage S. Don't forget when you're in there.

My Comment:


As a custom variant of the V8 Vantage, the Aston Martin V8 Vantage S is target for the hardcore car enthusiasts who are looking for some pleasures of a clean getaway. Those guys who put on their leather-scented man perfume, strapped on their business suit, and getting ready for their next getaway should be prepared for this ultimate grand touring V8 monster. This could be Aston Martin's star of the show.

Photo: Aston Martin

LOVE IT! 2011 Dodge Charger Cop Car Fast Five BTS キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!

With Dodge Charger team up with Universal Pictures for Fast Five, coming in North American theaters this Friday, Dodge and Universal Pictures continues to build hype around the 2011 Dodge Charger by offering us a behind-the-scenes video of the quarter mile drag race with Brian (Paul Walker), Dom (Vin Diesel) and the boys racing with the hijacked Dodge Charger Cop Car at the streets of Rio.

Who will win the million dollar quarter mile race? Watch Fast Five in theaters this late April at North American theaters. It will showing in Philippine theaters this early May and in Japan this autumn.