Let's Do The News! (August 3, 2013)

(cheers and applause)

Jeremy: I maybe the first person in history to call this episode "mathematical".

James: Yeah. That would be a mistake.

Jeremy: Yeah. I'm delighted.

(cheers and applause continues)

James: Anyway. Let me guess this correctly. About Gravity Falls. It feels like Adventure Time because of the weird stuff going on around here.

Jeremy: Yes. Weird stuff coming out per episode. It just feels so "mathematical".

James: Okay, it's about as exciting to watch as Adventure Time.

Jeremy: Yup.

James: Definitely. And oh...I can see your mouth wide open when you see how tonight's episode ended.

Jeremy: Yes it is. Just.

James: Yeah but you know what? I just don't get it why Mabel's grappling hook just made a comeback on that episode.

(audience laughing)

Jeremy: Yeah. Indeed. Mabel's grappling hook made a big comeback because the fans loved it. Anyway, here it is. Look...

Mabel's Grappling Hook!!!

Jeremy: Guess even the hardened of agents or adventurers are taking a hit now because it seems that Mabel's grappling hook was proven to be beneficial after all. It goes to show that in times of crisis like for instance when your nemesis took over your establishment, this is the one gadget to use.

James: Oh. I see? Well you know what? I just want that grappling hook.

Jeremy: Yeah. Particularly, I want the one from Just Cause because it has a grenade launcher on it.

(audience laughing)

James: Anyway, while we're watching that, I'd just picked up from my homies that they just saw a teaser trailer from the upcoming third series of BBC Sherlock. Guess everyone's in the talk right now.

Jeremy: Well, you know what. I'll pass.

(audience laughing)

James: Hey, wait. Aren't we doing the news now?

Richard: Right the news and while the boys got salivated over the cracking season finale, big news because come Sunday at 7:00pm BST on BBC One, there's a special live event going on because on that fateful day, BBC will announce, and this question gave me jitters...

(audience laughing)

Richard:..."who will be number 12?"

Jeremy: Who will be number 12? Does that mean, who will be Doctor Who number 12?

James: Yeah, are they going to announce who will be the 12th Doctor this Sunday evening in Britain?

Richard: That's right and that's not all. It will be a worldwide simulcast so that the whole world will know who will be the 12th Doctor. Are you ready?

(audience yelling: YES!)

Jeremy: Well, guess I'm not be going.

James: Me too.

(audience laughing)

Richard: Well. Okay. Fine. If you don't want to know who is the 12th Doctor, then you'll not going to ask him to take a spin on our reasonably priced car, the Vauxhall Astra Tech Line.

(audience laughing)

(phone vibrating)

Richard: Oh! There goes my phone! I wonder what's going on? Oh!

James: What is it?

Richard: Says here...um...ah...never mind. Just those e-mail reset rubbishness.

(audience laughing)

Richard: Can't believe that these spam mails keep on getting me all the time. I always don't respond to those because they're spam but...why?

Jeremy: I dunno!

(audience laughing)

James: Japan now has a new taxi and here it is. Look...

Nissan NV200 Vanette Taxi LPG Bifuel

James: This is the Nissan NV200 Vanette Taxi. It's based on the NV200 minivan which I think to be it's one of the most rubbish vans I have ever seen in my life because it's cheap...

(audience laughing)

James: ...this one has a 1.6L LPG BiFuel engine, seats five people, and available for taxi operators at the starting price of 3,229,000 Japanese Yen.

Jeremy: LPG you say? LPG? Can you run a car in LPG?

Richard: Well, yeah. There are some cars that runs on LPG. South Korea sells some of those cars powered in LPG such as the Carens, the Spark, the Orlando, well I don't know the others but word of warning however that LPG-powered cars are less powerful and thirstier. Well, that's my theory.

Jeremy: Well, Richard. I guess you're statement can be either true or not because...oh yeah! LPG cars are less powerful and thirstier. However, we're not going to press the issue about fuel economies, eh?

(audience laughing)

Richard: Anyway, for the 2014 season, the Pirelli World Challenge will see an arrival of FIA GT3 cars. The likes of the Audi R8 LMS, Mercedes SLS AMG GT3, and BMW Z4 GT3, will now be part of the Pirelli World Challenge next year. How's that update satisfy you?

(murmuring)

Jeremy: I had no interest on that. Sorry.

(audience laughing)

James: Me too. I don't had any interest on that kind of racing. We're only interest in high-profile names such as Formula One, WRC, and others. Speaking of F1. Anyone heard what would the sound of the V6 turbo engine that will serve as the basis for next year's season? Well, Mercedes-Benz was ready for next year's.

Jeremy: Really?

James: Want an audio sample? Here...

(applause)

James: Impressive though. I like it. Not a lot but I like it.

Jeremy: Anyway, last week, we just tackled more about Lambo's Sesto Elemento racer, which is the carbon-clad Lamborghini we got interested to. What seems unnoticed that there was some guy in Kyrgyzstan just made a replica of the Sesto in the shed. Here's the clip.



Jeremy: Interesting though. Someone sure knows how to make a replica of the Sesto Elemento out of some banger.

(audience laughing)

James: Anyway, end of the news. And in case you noticed. Voting for the best Sponge Shorts for the SpongeBob SquareShorts Original Fan Tribute contest was ended. But you can still watch some of the fan made shorts in tribute for SpongeBob SquarePants. Like for instance...

In the UNDER 18 category:
1) The Krabby Commercial by David in the USA
2) The Silver Screen by Matthew in UK
3) Get Out of Here! by David in the USA
4) SpongeBob Jellyfish Catcher by Alessio in Switzerland
5) The Krabby Patty Formula Music Video by Keith in USA

In the 18 AND OVER category:
1) Finally Home by Nicole in South Africa
2) The Interview by Brett in the USA
3) Diligence by Joshua in the USA
4) SpongeBob-Alter Krabbenburger by Jurgen in Germany
5) SpongeBob My Best Friend by Arisdagues in Mexico.

Anyway, the winning short video will be announced this August 9, 2013. Which video will win? Find out!

"Ano ang feeling 'pag 'di regular mag-go?"

On the August 2, 2013 episode of Bubble Gang:

- Electric post gags

- What they're doing in a bed...is like a movie performance!

- The Adventures of Ruffa Mae Kwento in...LAYOFFS!

- Phil Ing. Remembering good times since high school can be a mess.

- Ano ang feeling 'pag 'di regular mag-go? Bubble Gang does Nestle Acti-V Yogurt by spoofing this commercial as BESTLE ACTING-VI. Helps regulate bowel movement.

Bubble Gang does Nestle Acti-V!

- Batang Titiw...sorry. Just the T-defect. Someone's had a T-defect.

- Tata Lino provides help to everyone who meets him.

- What would you do when someone's missing in the blowout and who will pay for the treats? We get away!

- Boss has forgotten his pants for work...

- The Adventures of Ruffa Mae Kwento in...PSYCHIATRIST!

- Balitapat, giving news reports that...nothing's changed! Nothing!

Phil Vicedo

Stephen Garcia

Gina Padilla

Lani Mallari

- The highlights of BAGONG GANG. For this highlight, Team A (Roehl Mendoza, Junacho Trivino, Nicole Borgonia, Joyce Ching, and Jan Manual) and Team B (Arny Ross, Denise Barbacena, Abel Estanislao, RJ Padilla, and Maricris Garcia) are undergoing some kind of drama-style sketch to see how performing these recruits are. Coming soon, we'll find out who's the underperformer...

Cars GT6 Should Put (Volume 3)

Everyone knows that more and more car gamers everywhere are willing to prefer the upcoming Gran Turismo 6, coming this winter exclusively on the Playstation3 console, than the upcoming Forza Motorsport 5, coming this autumn exclusively on the new XBOX One console. However, despite the 1200-car lineup, there are some cars GT6 should put...

Cars like...

1) RUF Rt35 '12

Why: Because of EA restrictions, no Porsches are allowed to be here except the Need For Speed franchise. That's why the committee picked RUF. Some people say that RUF is a tuner for all things Porsche but it is a manufacturer of its own right. They even built the legendary CTR Yellowbird which garnered much praise and attention in the motoring world. That rings me, how come they never add just one new RUF here? Maybe this special Rt35 would do the trick.

Built to celebrate RUF's 35th anniversary, the special Rt35 was launched at the 2012 Geneva Motor Show, and it's based on the latest 991 Porsche 911 but with added turbos to develop 621HP of power and a 205mph top speed. I sure hope GT6 should feature this special machine that what makes RUF special

2) Vauxhall Astra Tech Line '13

WHY: Starting Season 20 of Top Gear, the Vauxhall Astra Tech Line (with Lifetime Warranty) served as the new reasonably priced car for the show, replacing the first-generation Kia Cee-Apostrophe-D. Oh come on. Back in GT5, you didn't feature reasonably priced cars, whereas the rival Forza Motorsport 4 game has the Cee'd and the Liana. 

Come on, GT6, you have to feature this new reasonably priced car because it's what we, Top Gear fans, want.

3) Toyota Crown Athlete S '12

WHY: Last December 2012, Toyota launched the 14th generation Toyota Crown and the Crown I was interested on, not the hybrid one, but the Athlete one with the 3.5L V6 engine and the 8-speed automatic gearbox. Although, I don't like the new model's weird look, I just wanna see this car showed up in GT6 anyway and if it does, this is probably one of the executive saloons I'm looking forward to, just in case I wanna compare it to the TOM'S Chaser and the old Toyota Aristo models.

4) Lexus IS 350 F-Sport '13

WHY: There's a new generation Lexus IS out there and even though it still has an even weirder look than the new Toyota Crown, I still want to see this car to be in Gran Turismo 6 no matter what. The one I'm interested in was the IS 350 F-Sport model. Like the Crown Athlete, it comes with a 3.5L V6 engine mated with an 8-speed automatic gearbox. I wanna compare this one to the new Crown Athlete just in case both of these showed up in Gran Turismo 6.

5) Renaultsport Clio 200 EDC '13

WHY: Despite being double-clutch only and five-door only, the new Renaultsport Clio is just one of the most anticipated hot hatches of 2013. In terms of handling, the new Clio sure behaves like a spartan and you don't need to be an expert to master this kind of hot hatch. I really want Gran Turismo 6 to feature this hot Clio for the heck of it.

The results please? So, if Polyphony's still on the rethinking process whether these cars I've mentioned will be featured on Gran Turismo 6, whether in game or as a DLC, you can't say that I didn't had a bit to do with that.

Take that to Kaz Yamauchi!

Threats from North Korea - A Week in Review (August 3, 2013)

And now, the week in review of what's what at the Korean peninsula...

July 29, 2013

- North Korea did not give an answer on Monday to what the South calls its final proposal for talks regarding the normalization of the Kaesong Complex.

July 30, 2013

- South Korea and the US started up the 4th Korea-US Integrated Defense Dialogue in Seoul.

July 31, 2013

- South Korea awaits North Korea's response for the last offer for talks on reopening the Kaesong Complex for a second straight day.

- US Forces Korea chief nominee says OPCON transfer needed in 2015

- South Korean civic groups start sending humanitarian

aid to North Korea.

- More weapons found aboard seized North Korean ship in Panama.

August 1, 2013

- Rival parties still wrangling over who will be on the witness list for the special parliamentary probe looking into whether the nation's spy agency meddled in last year's presidential election.

- State prosecutors summoned former tax office chief Jeon Goon-pyo for allegedly taking bribes in an attempt to fight against corruption in South Korea.

- Japanese Deputy Prime Minister Taro Aso retracted earlier remarks that suggested Japan should learn from Nazi Germany's constitutional remarks.

August 2, 2013

- North Korea remain silent for a fifth day on Friday concerning South Korea's proposal for "final talks" aimed at reopening the Kaesong complex.

- The second round of negotiations with Japan and China for a three-way free trade agreement ended Friday after what South Korea called "constructive discussions"

- Prosecutors sought an arrest warrant for former chief of the national tax agency, Jeon Goon-Pyo, on charges of accepting bribes from food and entertainment conglomerate CJ Group in 2006, just after he was named commisioner of the National Tax Service.

Renault to stop making Renaultsport Twingo

2012 Renault Twingo Gordini RS

There's been a sad news in the world of hot hatches because Renault has confirmed that they won't be building a new Twingo RS by the moment the next generation Twingo, which was influenced by the TwinRun concept, comes soon. Some say, this could be the last of the naturally-aspirated Renaultsport models ever made because pretty soon, all Renaultsport models are turbocharged.

If Renault plans to revive it, it would be turbocharged but it's unlikely to fit it with Renault's EDC gearbox because of costs and it's complicated to fit it in a small car.

Story: http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/renault-twingo-renaultsport-axed-2013-08-01

Scion tC/Toyota Zelas minor change

2014 Scion tC

Scion, Toyota's youth oriented brand was launched in 2003 with two models, the xA which is the first Toyota iST and the xB which is a Toyota bB. Yes, they're both made in Japan but Scion is nothing more of a North American exclusive brand targeted for the younger audience, especially speedo boys. The tC though, although it may be more of a Celica underneath it, this 3-door sports coupe is a wide appeal to the speedo boys in America. It's been three years now since the second-generation Scion tC broke loose with mixed reactions and for this minor change, what can I say?

2014 Scion tC

This minor change is a bit too unorthodox to me. While some say, it draws inspiration from its FR-S big brother, there's one hint of cost-cutting around here because based on the new front face, I can sharply assumed that the new front lamps were borrowed from the facelifted Toyota Mark X (Reiz). Suspicious or is this just a big coincidence? Although I can't say that this new face can be a bit of a fluke, the speedo boy favorite tries to keep itself "red hot" like pizza supper. Wait a minute. Red hot like pizza supper? Aw man, why did I just said that? That's morally wrong to describe that the 2014 tC is red hot as pizza supper. Seriously, pizza supper? I did this sometimes, having pizza for dinner but still this is more topical than having a gorilla in a cake.

Scion says that the 2014 tC loves to pick on a fight against the Hyundai Veloster, the soon-to-be-replaced Kia Forte Koup, and the commoner favorite, the Ford Focus. So, how does it compare? For starters, the tC carries a 2.5 L 2AR-FE straight-4 which develops a moderate 179HP of power, that's more than what you expect than the Veloster, the Koup, and the Focus. And with the starting price of just 20,965 US Dollars, that's more reasonable to buy than the Veloster, Koup, and Focus.

2014 Scion tC interior

2014 Scion tC interior

So, it's a fair choice for the speedo boys who prefer a car that suits their style and consider it a SWAG but how it's like to be a driver's car? To find out, I had to imagine myself eating too much hotdog but be warned. This isn't the hotdog contest for the faint-hearted. The first hotdog would be a pleasant one for me because I'm still on the starved basis. If I'm still hungry after eating one hotdog, I'd eat another one and one minute later, another one! And another! More and more until my stomach says "I'm stuffed", meaning that's enough. Yep, that's exactly how it feels like when you're driving the new tC because by the way you're driving it feels like you're trying to beat Joey Chestnut's record for most hotdogs eaten but sadly, it feels a bit more like...Muscle Man.

Even with the reworked suspension system, it feels a bit more "stuffed" than "starved" and oh! One more thing you may notice... There's this optional 6-speed automatic transmission with rev matching downshifts which allows quicker downshifts on the road. That all seems fine but because real men are always going for the manual, who cares? The 6-speed manual's a standard so this is how fun they'll going to shift these little suckers like a man. Changing gear is all about freedom and with the three pedals and the 6-speed manuals, it feels like that you are in complete control over the car for fun and speedo boys like it too.

So, conclusion time. While the new model may feel a bit more Muscle Man and hotdogs but it's still one of the most enjoyable front-wheel drive sportscars that money can buy. You can forget about the Veloster or the Koup or the Focus. It's this one you can keep and trick if you have the funds to scare the neighborhood. So, would you want one of these or not? That's a simple question only you can answer.

Available colors: Black, Magnetic Gray Metallic, Blue Streak Metallic, Absolutely Red, Cement, Classic Silver Metallic, and Super White.

Photo: Toyota Motor Sales USA

Let's Do The News! (August 1, 2013)

James: Let's do the news folks and oh! I can't believe it's August already! Summer's almost over for us and after that, it's fall and then later on it's Christmas!

Richard: Yeah and in about four months time, we're almost going to say goodbye to Eleventh Doctor Matt Smith for Christmas!

(audience laughing)

Richard: Oh! That reminds me, did you see Season Three of Adult Swim's NTSF:SD:SUV:: show? Anyone?!

(audience murmuring)

Richard: Well I do. It's the one where convicts on the plane are geeks until geeks are taking over the plane and the team are doing everything to stop them. I saw that and what's surprising is...

Jeremy: Wait, lemme guess...Miss Karen Gillan's here, am I not?

Richard: Yes. Miss Karen Gillan, who was recently had bald hair since San Diego Comic Con last month, was in the show. Surprising, isn't it? Man, I'm so gonna watch this season of that show because of K-Gillie...

(audience laughing)

Jeremy: Richard, are you saying some cute things about Miss Karen Gillan? Stop talking like a baby. Man, this is getting worse than I thought.

(audience laughing)

Jeremy: Anyway, we're still on the subject of surveillance because while in Washington, in order to offset the damage done from the Snowden espionage scandal, the Obama administration declassified some info about a court order authorising the collection of millions of US phone records. Also, it says here that "It is illegal in the United States for intelligence agencies to monitor US citizens without a court order". Heh?

Richard: What do you mean "heh?"

(audience laughing)

Jeremy: Well, since the whole US Government is busy tracking down the whole 60 million Americans, especially foreigners, and labeling the whole US population as "terrorists" even though ordinary people never done anything wrong, I was wondering that such thing really made an inspiration for the upcoming Watch_Dogs video game.

James: Honestly, yeah. That does inspired into making the upcoming Watch_Dogs game and if you're going to be as good as the main character Aiden Pearce, perhaps you're going to dig deeper. Thanks UBI Soft, you really took the idea into making that game. Looking forward to this new game, which I believe, is an open-world game that took some Grand Theft Auto elements on it with a bit more feel.

(audience laughing)

Jeremy: Anyway, when I was busy checking my Facebook for a few hours, what I've been noticing that more and more people are busy posting some lame, non-sense stuff that doesn't look like a status update at all. They're long and always with the quotation marks from start to finish but what's the point of that?

(audience laughing)

Richard: Oh wait. Guess you're starting a rant about Facebook, eh?

Jeremy: No. Not just Facebook, it's those people who busy putting non-sense stuff like for this example. Ahem...  (mockingly) "REMEMBER: In every NO from someone, is a YES to someone better." What does it mean? That's not a status update...that's blabber nonsense!

(audience laughing)

Jeremy: Here's another and that makes me yawn. Ahem..."Don't compare yourself to others,compare yourself to the person yesterday...". Would you please stop posting nonsense on Facebook?!!

(audience laughing)

James: Hey! I got another one. And it says here...""I love you" means that I accept you for the person that you are, and that I do not wish to change you into someone else. It means that I will love you and stand by you even through the worst of times. It means loving you when you’re in a bad mood or too tired to do things I want to do. It means that I care enough to fight for what we have and that I love you enough not to let " What the (bleep) was that?!

(audience laughing)

Jeremy: I dunno but it's all gibberish. Note to Facebook users, stop posting too much gibberish stuff. It makes everyone confused.

(audience laughing)

Richard: Guys, there's a new special edition Lamborghini Gallardo and I can't believe that Lambo's still making special Gallardos for this year despite the fact that there's a replacement on the works. Anyway, here's the special Gallardo I'm talking about...

Lamborghini Gallardo LP570-4 Squadra Corse

(ooohhh)

Richard: It's called the LP570-4 Squadra Corse, it draws inspiration from its Super Trofeo racer, those Italian flag-like decal on the sides as seen on the Veneno, comes with the V10 engine, 570PS of power, and it reaches the supercar holy grail of over 200 miles per hour. I think it looks fantastic to look at.

Jeremy: Yeah. That's definitely more fantastic to look at and I have to say, that's even more insane than the other special Gallardo called the Super Trofeo Stradale, if I'm honest. Oh, that's about as red hot as...pizza supper.

(audience laughing)

Jeremy: What? What did I said?

Richard: You said "Red Hot like Pizza Supper" and that's Adventure Time stuff! (laughing)

(audience laughing)

Jeremy: Oh, come on!!!

(laughter continues...then stop)

Jeremy: Anyway, meanwhile in Pakistan, I just heard that there was a strange game show targeted for the couples in which the prize is...

Richard: Wait! Wait! Is it about...well I don't know Pakistani money but I just wanna say...a million pounds?

James: A new car?

(audience laughing)

Jeremy: No. The prize was...an abandoned baby!

(huh?)

Jeremy: This is not a joke! This is real! There was a game show in Pakistan for the couples in which whoever wins, gets an abandoned baby as the prize! Creepy, isn't it? Well, here in Pakistan, there are no laws about adopting a baby by any means necessary. That's also creepy. Having a game show where an abandoned baby as a prize is too odd. Someone's had a poo brain about this.

(audience laughing)

DUE TO SENSIBLE CONTENT, SOME PARTS OF IT ARE CENSORED

James: ...like that!

(audience laughing)

Jeremy: Anyway, there's going to be tons of conventions going on this month. Let's see... In San Antonio, Texas, this August 16 to 18, at the HBG Convention Center and San Antonio Grand Hyatt hotel, there's the San Japan Sinister 6. It's one of the most notable anime conventions in San Antonio, Texas and for this year, some cosplays, some masquerades, some games, chess, some Poke-Battle Live, there's a lot of it if I'm honest.

James: There's also Dragon Con coming this month. Aug 30–Sept 2, 2013, at the Hyatt Regency Atlanta, Atlanta Marriott Marquis, Hilton Atlanta, Sheraton Atlanta Hotel, and Westin Peachtree Plaza Hotel. There's going to be a parade, autographs, burlesque, oh! There's some Mythbusters going on in Dragon Con. Lovely...

Richard: Then there's the Otakon and this year marks the 20th anniversary of Otakon. It starts from August 9 to 11 at the Baltimore Convention Center in Baltimore, Maryland. So much to do here.

James: Also, this August 17 to 18 at the SQCC, Penang, Malaysia, Culture Japan invites everyone at the Culture Japan Con, hosted by prolific otaku Danny Choo. There's a lot of guests coming on this event, especially voice actress Yuu Asakawa, band Vividblaze, and more.

Richard: You know what? This is getting pretty good.

Jeremy: Yeah and that is the end of the news.