Oh no! We've been attacked again! Yesterday, we've been attacked but now, we've been attacked again! Our blog's been under attacked! It's an outbreak of idiots who keep searching what is the title of the song heard from a car commercial and this time, those monsters attacked me with words like "volvo v40 commercial song" or "not authority but auris spot music". Oh God, please help me....
What to do with these...idiots wanna spend time stealing music without permission and doing Grand Theft Auto? This is somewhat....GRAND THEFT AUTO: CAR COMMERCIALS...grrrrrr.....
One of these days....one of these days....this madness has to stop but it's still to pandemic. To keep em busy, time now for another set of five Driving Musics....
5) Little Notes by Ben Hartley - from the New Volvo V40 "Different Journey" 2012 commercial
4) Magic (Oh Oh Oh) by Mozella - from the Nissan USA Quest "Magic" 2012 commercial
3) Have Love, Will Travel by The Black Keys - from the Lexus Australia CT200h 2012 commercial
2) Get Some by Lykke Li - from the Lexus USA CT200h "Miles" 2012 commercial
1) Each Coming Night by Iron and Wine - from the Chevrolet Sonic "Night Swimming" commercial
...and that does it, ladies and gentlemen. So now, if you don't mind, better stop doing that ridiculous moment that scared both the music and the automotive industry. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN INFORMED...
Saturday, August 25, 2012
World's Greatest Drag Race - The Sequel
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| World's Greatest Drag Race 2 (image: Motor Trend) |
Last year, Motor Trend magazine puts the world's greatest supercars from Asia, America, and Europe for the world's greatest drag race in history. On that drag race to end all drag races, the 2012 Nissan GT-R, the one with launch control, triumphed against the world's greatest superpowers. We were amazed from this but the question is....has the Nissan GT-R keep up against its new opponents?
Ranging from the Jaguar XKR-S, 2013 GT500, Lamborghini LP700-4 (!!), MP4-12C, 991 911, ZL1, C63 Black, and the Subaru BRZ (?), could the Nissan GT-R, with even more power, keep up or there will be a new winner? Let's watch!
Well....after watching the whole clip....guess what?
They found themselves a new winner! A NEW WINNER!
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| Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4 (image: Motor Trend) |
It's the Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4! No way! It's Italy that won the battle! (laughing) Faster than the MP4-12C and even the Nissan GT-R! No freaking way! It's true but hey, at least it's the 700PS of power coming from its 6.5L V12 engine and AWD layout that slipped past the supercar world cup!
Friday, August 24, 2012
Driving Music (What is the name of the song on car commercial?) Vol. 41
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? Another intrusion happened on my blog and this time...I've been picking up some attacks such as...
cadillac ats commercial song...bmw 5 series commercial song...bmw commercial song say ooh.....
HELP! I've been attacked! Carnappers and idiots stealing music because of car commercials! HELP! HELP!!!!
(panting)
Anyway, better fix that blog with a little help of another five driving songs to fix those damages done from those who are trying to kill me. Be warned, those who are trying to kill me...
5) Back For Good by Take That - from the Hyundai Santamo Plus commercial
4) Phenomena by Yeah Yeah Yeahs - from the Cadillac ATS vs. The World trailer. We seen that during the London 2012 commercial breaks.
3) Move On by Riccitelli - from the BMW USA X1 "become one" commercial
2) Sail by AWOLNATION - from the BMW "The Feeling Remains" commercial
1) If I Should Fall From Grace With God by The Pogues - from the latest Subaru USA Forester ad...the one with hockey mom, little kids playing hockey, fall asleep with trophy...
...and there you are. Another set of five driving musics to find and...well, you know what to do....
cadillac ats commercial song...bmw 5 series commercial song...bmw commercial song say ooh.....
HELP! I've been attacked! Carnappers and idiots stealing music because of car commercials! HELP! HELP!!!!
(panting)
Anyway, better fix that blog with a little help of another five driving songs to fix those damages done from those who are trying to kill me. Be warned, those who are trying to kill me...
5) Back For Good by Take That - from the Hyundai Santamo Plus commercial
4) Phenomena by Yeah Yeah Yeahs - from the Cadillac ATS vs. The World trailer. We seen that during the London 2012 commercial breaks.
3) Move On by Riccitelli - from the BMW USA X1 "become one" commercial
2) Sail by AWOLNATION - from the BMW "The Feeling Remains" commercial
1) If I Should Fall From Grace With God by The Pogues - from the latest Subaru USA Forester ad...the one with hockey mom, little kids playing hockey, fall asleep with trophy...
...and there you are. Another set of five driving musics to find and...well, you know what to do....
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Outtake: Auris Buttocks Drive
OUTTAKE:
A couple of moments ago, we've watched the latest commercial for the all new 2013 Toyota Auris and this one's a bit too....racy...we think...
...meanwhile....things are getting a bit cheesy...
Hold on, is that...um...what they called...um...transvestite? Well...you know, transgender...
Yeah JC, what we thought that someone's topless on that commercial and...um...what we thought of a woman...was actually a man. A man...perhaps, transgender.
Transgender?
Indeed. A transgender model...who was from Israel.
Really? Um, have you spot the diff, I mean, the Adam's Apple on that....(sigh) Never mind then. Anyway, the 2013 Toyota Auris, is that really made for the serious people?
Yes, it is a serious car...that your buttocks would love (laughing)
A car only our buttocks would love?
Yeah. That ad says it all, your buttocks would love it. That's it. Buttocks love the new Auris. Speaking of which, we saw a clip straight from the Daikanyama Art Street showcasing the new Auris going on reverse while being chased by goons...
Oh, what awesome clip for a car going backwards.
Yeah, speaking of which, Daikanyama Art Street is holding a special event in collaboration with the all new 2013 Toyota Auris titled NOT AUTHORITY, BUT ART. It holds all week long from 20th to 26th of August 2012 at Kyuyamate-Dori/Daikanyama.
Wow. Wanna check that out because..well, NOT AUTHORITY BUT ART, which is like the 2013 Auris' slogan NOT AUTHORITY BUT AURIS.
Ha ha ha....Back to the buttock thing, have they got the idea from an old Renault Megane ad a few years ago, where buttocks love the Renault Megane? (laughing)
OUTTAKE END
A couple of moments ago, we've watched the latest commercial for the all new 2013 Toyota Auris and this one's a bit too....racy...we think...
...meanwhile....things are getting a bit cheesy...
Hold on, is that...um...what they called...um...transvestite? Well...you know, transgender...
Yeah JC, what we thought that someone's topless on that commercial and...um...what we thought of a woman...was actually a man. A man...perhaps, transgender.
Transgender?
Indeed. A transgender model...who was from Israel.
Really? Um, have you spot the diff, I mean, the Adam's Apple on that....(sigh) Never mind then. Anyway, the 2013 Toyota Auris, is that really made for the serious people?
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| 2013 Toyota Auris |
Yes, it is a serious car...that your buttocks would love (laughing)
A car only our buttocks would love?
Yeah. That ad says it all, your buttocks would love it. That's it. Buttocks love the new Auris. Speaking of which, we saw a clip straight from the Daikanyama Art Street showcasing the new Auris going on reverse while being chased by goons...
Oh, what awesome clip for a car going backwards.
Yeah, speaking of which, Daikanyama Art Street is holding a special event in collaboration with the all new 2013 Toyota Auris titled NOT AUTHORITY, BUT ART. It holds all week long from 20th to 26th of August 2012 at Kyuyamate-Dori/Daikanyama.
Wow. Wanna check that out because..well, NOT AUTHORITY BUT ART, which is like the 2013 Auris' slogan NOT AUTHORITY BUT AURIS.
Ha ha ha....Back to the buttock thing, have they got the idea from an old Renault Megane ad a few years ago, where buttocks love the Renault Megane? (laughing)
OUTTAKE END
Another small car....
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| PEEL Trident |
Remember the Peel P50? The smallest car we saw on Top Gear where Jeremy Clarkson drove one through the BBC Television Centre? Heh, turns out the P50 has one of its brothers. Sure, it was from the makers of the ridiculously small P50 but this here is the Peel Trident.
On the Small Cars episode of the USA version of Top Gear, it was proven that Rutledge Wood and the Scion iQ sucked at this challenge against Tanner Foust and his smart fortwo and Adam Ferrera and his Fiat 500. As punishment, Rut has to drive something smaller than the iQ.
Unlike the P50, which has a very complicating way to get inside, the Trident is simple; lift up the lid which is somewhat reminded us of the Jetsons' flying machine, get inside, flip down the lid, and then you're off. Critics said that this is the original flying saucer that is almost cheaper than walking, fully road legal in the UK, and according to James May, this is like something out of the Jetsons!
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| Rut and the PEEL Trident |
Rutledge does some ridiculous misfits in the Trident such as getting inside the restaurant, going back to his house for some tea, grocery shopping, and the most ridiculous moment of all; taking it for a race between the hot rods at some racetrack!
This PEEL Trident is the most ridiculous three-wheeler I have ever saw since the P50! Mama said, she want one and for me, that's totally inappropriate for a petrolhead like me!
METAL GEAR 25th ANNIVERSARY METAL GEAR MUSIC COLLECTION
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| METAL GEAR 25th ANNIVERSARY METAL GEAR MUSIC COLLECTION |
It's the 25th anniversary of Konami's flagship stealth action video game that became a global phenomenon so for a treat, Konami's back for some serious compilation of the best Metal Gear songs for 25 years. This is the Metal Gear 25th Anniversary Metal Gear Music Collection. Back in 2007, when it celebrated its 20th year, Konami made a compilation album featuring the best from the MGS series. This year's going to be a different feast because with just 9 very long tracks of tribute for MGS4 and MGSPW, you'll be sure that we'll never left behind. The orchestral tracks were curated by The City of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra so those tracks have a powerful feel, remembering Old Snake's final mission to Big Boss' founding of Outer Heaven. Even though they have nine tracks; they're very long and I understand that because that glorious medleys, orchestral versions, and some we are familiar with is just the best thing yet to come and this is how they say thank you for their loyalty in 25 years.
For Japanese customers:
http://www.konamistyle.jp/item/71841?k2s=nomenu
For English-speaking customers: http://www.yesasia.com/us/metal-gear-25th-anniversary-metal-gear-music-collection-japan-version/1031012208-0-0-0-en/info.html
For English-speaking customers: http://www.yesasia.com/us/metal-gear-25th-anniversary-metal-gear-music-collection-japan-version/1031012208-0-0-0-en/info.html
TRACK LISTINGS:
1. OVERTURE ～ METAL GEAR SAGA from METAL GEAR SOLID 4 GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS
2. LOVE THEME 25th Anniversary Ver.- from METAL GEAR SOLID 4 GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS
3. METAL GEAR SOLID 4 GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS MEDLEY (Performed by The City of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra)
4. HERE’S TO YOU from METAL GEAR SOLID 4 GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS
5. GEM IMPACT TRACKS from METAL GEAR SOLID 4 GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS
6. METAL GEAR ONLINE TRIBUTE MEDLEY
7. METAL GEAR SOLID PEACE WALKER MEDLEY (Performed by The City of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra)
8. HEAVENS DIVIDE from METAL GEAR SOLID PEACE WALKER
9. ALERTS AND CAUTIONS from METAL GEAR SOLID PEACE WALKER
Let's Do The News (August 23, 2012)
(applause)
..and! And! Here is the list of trophies I've collected so far..
- Liquid Sun
- Solid Sun
- Third Sun
- Twin Suns
- Old Sun
- Laughing Octopus Doll
- Frog Soldier Doll
- Raging Raver Doll
- Crying Wold Doll
- Screaming Mantis Doll
- Hands Up!
-SUNLIGHT!
- Infinite ammo.
- Hurt me more!
- Drum Cam Addict
- Crop Circle
- That Tune Is His Mind Control Music
- LIQUID!
...So, I got 18 out of 34 MGS4 trophies as of now. I finished the whole game in one day in LIQUID EASY difficulty, which is rubbish but this is where I can concentrate on the SOLAR GUN, and some other bonuses needed for my next gameplay and soon, tackling THE BOSS EXTREME difficulty. Quite a souvenir for me.
....Wait, wait, wait. Have you said that Konami's too late to implement the Trophy Support for the MGS4 game? Well, I think you do have a point but some games launched before that system was implemented updated it. Remember GTA4? Well, that game was launched months before the trophy system was implemented and they responded that with a patch. I wonder why did Konami didn't patched MGS4 with trophy support 4 years ago? Is it because of developmental resources?
(audience laughing)
Now let's do the news!
Right and let's begin with this...it was the 4th year for the Gran Turismo trophy award at the 2012 Pebble Beach Concours D'elegance. This year, though, the Gran Turismo trophy award for this year has been awarded to the classic car that will soon be featured in future GT titles. This car was... the 1954 Ferrari 500 Mondial Pinin Farina Coupe (Serial No. 0422MD)
Scoop: http://www.gran-turismo.com/jp/news/d18515.html
Yes I know. I know! I know! This is the moment we've been hearing about this! Season 7 will air this September on BBC. Specifically, 7:20PM British Time on BBC One & BBC One HD. For our American friends, it's 9:00PM ET or 8:00PM Central or 7:00PM Pacific on BBC America. For Canadians, it's 9:00PM ET or 8:00PM Central or 7:00PM Pacific on Space. Happy now?
..and! And! Here is the list of trophies I've collected so far..
- Liquid Sun
- Solid Sun
- Third Sun
- Twin Suns
- Old Sun
- Laughing Octopus Doll
- Frog Soldier Doll
- Raging Raver Doll
- Crying Wold Doll
- Screaming Mantis Doll
- Hands Up!
-SUNLIGHT!
- Infinite ammo.
- Hurt me more!
- Drum Cam Addict
- Crop Circle
- That Tune Is His Mind Control Music
- LIQUID!
...So, I got 18 out of 34 MGS4 trophies as of now. I finished the whole game in one day in LIQUID EASY difficulty, which is rubbish but this is where I can concentrate on the SOLAR GUN, and some other bonuses needed for my next gameplay and soon, tackling THE BOSS EXTREME difficulty. Quite a souvenir for me.
....Wait, wait, wait. Have you said that Konami's too late to implement the Trophy Support for the MGS4 game? Well, I think you do have a point but some games launched before that system was implemented updated it. Remember GTA4? Well, that game was launched months before the trophy system was implemented and they responded that with a patch. I wonder why did Konami didn't patched MGS4 with trophy support 4 years ago? Is it because of developmental resources?
(audience laughing)
Now let's do the news!
Right and let's begin with this...it was the 4th year for the Gran Turismo trophy award at the 2012 Pebble Beach Concours D'elegance. This year, though, the Gran Turismo trophy award for this year has been awarded to the classic car that will soon be featured in future GT titles. This car was... the 1954 Ferrari 500 Mondial Pinin Farina Coupe (Serial No. 0422MD)
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| 1954 Ferrari 500 Mondial Pinin Farina |
Scoop: http://www.gran-turismo.com/jp/news/d18515.html
So, this classic Ferrari won the Gran Turismo award on the 2012 Pebble Beach Concours D'Elegance?! I'm impressed for that classic car to won a special award curated by Kazunori Yamauchi himself. Incredible.
Yeah, incredible enough for this car to be featured in future Gran Turismo titles, perhaps.
Right. And oh, while on the subject of something new, something old, something borrowed, something blue, we've picked up some very awkward news that BBC Worldwide's facing penalties for...for hosting Top Gear videos on YouTube? What?! Penalties? For what? Something illegal?
Uh...I think it refers that their on-demand clips, mostly less than 10 minutes long are too TV-size, well that was according to some regulatory body called The Authority for Television on Demand (ATVOD).
ATVOD?
Yep. ATVOD. They said that content providers like the BBC, Nickelodeon and MTV that show on-demand content that is "television like," that are editorially responsible for the content, and that make it available to the public need to pay a yearly fee to ATVOD. Because of BBC uploading Top Gear clips that are too TV-sized, they have to pay £2,900 for each channel (that's about $4,600 USD).
So...2,900 Pounds for each channel? What about others such as BBC America channel, BBC Earth channel, BBC Entertainment channel, BBC Food channel, BBC Knowledge channel, BBC Worldwide channel, Classic Doctor Who, and EastEnders channel? You said that because of the clips that are too TV-sized, the BBC have to pay 2.900 Pounds so to total it up, the BBC will cost them...hmmmm.....hmmmm.....hmmmm...
SEVERAL CALCULATIONS LATER...
...hmmmm.....hmmmm....hmmm....ah!
What?
They cost them about 26,100 Pounds overall!
No, f***ing way!
I know! What have they done? I mean, think about the yearly basis they would end up....It appears that the BBC is now joining with the ranks of media outlets questioning ATVOD decisions.
Exactly. Anyway, while on the subject of the BBC...Season 7 of Doctor Who premieres this September 1, 2012!
(applause)
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| ASYLUM OF THE DALEKS |
Yes! We are very happy so....
So what?
Let's rush to the groceries, tell your parents to buy some fish fingers, custard, some tea, and some Jammie Dodgers (the biscuits The Eleventh Doctor thought of the TARDIS self-destruct device until Strategist Dalek noticed it isn't), put on your fezzes and your bowties, tell your friends and sit down because The Doctor is back in the house!
Ah! He he he....Wait what? Jammie Dodgers?
Yes. Jammie Dodgers. Delicious biscuits with some jam in the center. Not familiar with that biscuit? It's like a Dewberry Tart of some sorts.
Oh! I get it now! E he he he....Anyway, because this is Series 7 Part One - only five episodes will be featured this year, making a farewell to Amy and Rory. If five episodes are done, then we wave goodbye to the Ponds and we just have to wait 'till the 2012 Christmas special for The Eleventh Doctor to come back and introduce a new companion played by Jenna Louise-Coleman, something that The Doctor wants to move on with a little bit of kissing (LOLZ). Series 7 Part Two will be on next year, eight episodes with The Doctor and his new ally, not to mention the Eleventh's new clothes.
Yeah, yummy! Save the Daleks, I mean, date! SAVE THE DATE! Repeat, Save the Date! September 1, 2012! See you in the TARDIS!
Right! And oh, while on the subject of the Ponds, Arthur Darvill, who is Rory Williams, will star in first West End production of Our Boys. Never heard of it? Well, you should be...
Yes, this theatrical play titled Our Boys tackles on of five young soldiers recuperating from injuries sustained in battle, will open at London’s Duchess Theatre on Wednesday 3 October. This was named Best New Play at the 1993 Writers' Guild Fringe Awards. Also joining the ranks were Matthew Lewis, better known as Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter films; Cian Barry, who appeared in ITV’s Titanic mini-series; and stage talents Jolyon Coy and Lewis Reeves.
Ahem?! They have Rory Williams from Doctor Who and then Neville Longbottom from the Harry Potter series? Oh dear! Another timey-wimey event occured!
(audience laughing)
Indeed. It was a timey-wimey coincidence that one of those main characters from this theatrical play could be the one who is Rory from Doctor Who and the one who is Neville from Harry Potter. This is like "HEY! WHO ARE YOU?". Neville Longbottom, this is Rory Williams. Rory Williams, this is Neville Longbottom...(laughing)
(audience laughing)
What a card! An unexpected twist! How about a little call from SIR DOCTOR OF TARDIS?
(laughing)
Okay, enough TARDIS stuff and enough of those Jammie Dodgers because what we need are 12 Jammie Dodgers and a fez.
Fez?
Yes, a fez. I wanna wear a fez. Fezzes are cool.
(audience laughing)
Whatever you...madman in a box. Anyway, we've just picked up the news that....oh! Anyone saw the poster for the horror movie titled Guni-Guni, which stars Lovi Poe? Guess, what? We heard that the movie poster for Guni-Guni stole the idea from the movie poster of a Thai horror movie titled Alone. Similarity? We think yes.
See the difference? No wonder they took that idea from a Thai movie! Turns out that this isn't the first of its kind though. Such examples were South Korea's A Tale of Two Sisters, the Chinese copied that poster for the film Illusion Apartment. Then, UK's An Education, India stole that for the film Anjaana Anjaani. It turns out that Indian and Chinese movie stole movie posters from others, this is somewhat a copy-paste experience.
(audience laughing)
What a card! An unexpected twist! How about a little call from SIR DOCTOR OF TARDIS?
(laughing)
Okay, enough TARDIS stuff and enough of those Jammie Dodgers because what we need are 12 Jammie Dodgers and a fez.
Fez?
Yes, a fez. I wanna wear a fez. Fezzes are cool.
(audience laughing)
Whatever you...madman in a box. Anyway, we've just picked up the news that....oh! Anyone saw the poster for the horror movie titled Guni-Guni, which stars Lovi Poe? Guess, what? We heard that the movie poster for Guni-Guni stole the idea from the movie poster of a Thai horror movie titled Alone. Similarity? We think yes.
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| Guni-Guni copied a poster from a Thai movie |
See the difference? No wonder they took that idea from a Thai movie! Turns out that this isn't the first of its kind though. Such examples were South Korea's A Tale of Two Sisters, the Chinese copied that poster for the film Illusion Apartment. Then, UK's An Education, India stole that for the film Anjaana Anjaani. It turns out that Indian and Chinese movie stole movie posters from others, this is somewhat a copy-paste experience.
Scoop:
http://www.interaksyon.com/entertainment/gallery-guni-guni-not-alone-copycat-posters-common-in-bollywood-china/
Oh....so that's....
That is a Bombshell we can end this segment. See you next time and oh, before we end, here's a real bombshell; US version of The Office ends next year. Ninth season of the US version of The Office will be the last, says NBC Universal.
Scoop: http://www.interaksyon.com/entertainment/award-winning-comedy-the-office-to-end-us-run-in-2013/
Oh....so that's....
That is a Bombshell we can end this segment. See you next time and oh, before we end, here's a real bombshell; US version of The Office ends next year. Ninth season of the US version of The Office will be the last, says NBC Universal.
Scoop: http://www.interaksyon.com/entertainment/award-winning-comedy-the-office-to-end-us-run-in-2013/
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