Monday, July 2, 2012

Bulilit car repairs....

In the July 1, 2012 episode of Goin Bulilit...

- Goin Bulilit music video of WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL by One Direction

- Car repair gags

- Mga Tanong sa Action Star: Bakit ka naka-leather jacket ka pag mainit?

- Mga Tanong sa Action Star: Bakit kapag nakikipag-barilan ka, hindi ka nauubusan ng bala? Pero kapag kontrabida na ang kaharap mo, wala ka nang bala?

- Bugoy Carino analyzes various scams to avoid

- The corniest jokes by the Goin Bulilit kids...

- Mga Tanong sa Action Star: Bakit hindi mo na lang tanggapin ang alok ng mga tambay?

- In the Goin Bulilit spoof of Aryana, called AROWANA, Princess Neptuna hatches an evil plan...FISHING!!!

- The things you can reversed are...ASTIG!!!

Of gladiators and weddings...

On the July 1, 2012 episode of Lokomoko U ANG KULIT!

- Gladiator gags

- Wedding gags

- Tres Kunehos are doing idiotic stuff at the hospital

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Banana Split HOT ISSUE June 30, 2012

So, what's the HOT ISSUE on the June 30, 2012 episode of Banana Split?

1) Nagpakilalang ina ni Anghelyn Kinto, hinarap na ang queen of teleserye theme songs sa kauna-unahang pagkakataon!

Anghelyn Kinto

Nanay Lhinda

Donya Margaret

2) Rufha Guttieres, biglang nag-resign sa kanyang talk show sa kabilang network!

Rufha Guttieres

Anabelle Drama

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Dolphy's conditions are getting better...

Dolphy's health conditions are getting better and better when he was rushed to the Makati Medical Center's intensive care unit due to complications from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) three weeks ago. That was according to Eric Quizon.

He even said that Dolphy would no longer need to undergo blood transfusion. Sure that Dolphy still has to go on dialysis but the process to cleanse the blood might no longer be continued this weekend as the actor's kidneys appear to be functioning well. That's good news.





Anyway, while Dolphy's health conditions are getting normal, we still have to pray for Dolphy as long as we want to. For me, we really want him to get that National Artist Award.

Welcome Back: 2010 Porsche Boxster S & Mercedes-Benz SLK55 AMG (R171)

R171 vs. 987 at the Top Gear Test Track!


Remember these? These are the cars Jeremy Clarkson drove in one episode of Top Gear when he was challenged to evade sniper fire while driving these. On that challenge, the Irish Guards are heavily armed with the SA80 Mk.II rifles but because of the BBC Health & Safety hazards, they weren't allowed to use live bullets, which sounds ridiculous, and instead, the Irish Guards are using laser-targeting system (and some blanks) while Clarkson's wearing a talking jacket with sensors that senses rifle shots and the computer will trace down every hit.



In the Porsche Boxster S, Clarkson was hit....6 times! In the Mercedes-Benz SLK55 AMG, Clarkson was hit...13 times! By the scores, the Porsche Boxster S is the winner, making it a perfect rear-wheel drive roadster that you can evade gunfire from all places because it's agile and better to handle but sadly Clarkson would still prefer the SLK55 AMG. Despite he got shot more than the Boxster, he still loves the SLK55 because of the roar of the 5.4L V8 engine.

Either way, the Boxster S and the SLK55 AMG are definitely the best candidates to evade against enemies in their prying eyes. In the game of virus, I'd expect the Boxster is the best to use. The SLK55 AMG though is more fun but it can be quite scary and you have a danger of getting hit by your opponents.

We really love these cars because they can be such a thriller.

GM Korea Chevrolet "The Perfect Cruze"

It's been a year since GM Daewoo is now GM Korea Company and the transition from Daewoo cars to Chevrolet cars (with the exception of Damas, Labo, and Alpheon) under the supervision of CEO Mike Arcamone but hey, this became the most successful transition yet. This Chevrolet Cruze here, made in Gunsan, Jeonbuk, South Korea, is just one of the many examples why the Korean subsidiary of General Motors became a world-class hit.

It has been here for four years since the Lacetti Premiere but the Chevrolet Cruze, in sedan and hatchback form, are getting their very own minor change and dubbed as "The Perfect Cruze" because there are some features that will make you addicting, including the new Chevrolet MyLink feature.

2013 GM Korea Chevrolet "The Perfect Cruze"

2013 GM Korea Chevrolet "The Perfect Cruze5"

Judging from its facelift, "The Perfect Cruze" sports a re-trimmed front grille featuring thick horizontal slabs and smaller vertical slats instead of a honeycomb scheme, and a redesigned front bumper with a different lower grille and fog-lamp surrounds similar in shape to those used on the Aveo/Sonic.

2013 GM Korea Chevrolet "The Perfect Cruze" interior

What amazed us on this minor change is on the inside, we'd expect keyless entry and start, a rear view camera, auto start-stop and Chevy’s MyLink infotainment system. Speaking of which, WHAT IS MYLINK?

The new Chevrolet MyLink system has three points of view; GET CONNECTED, GET ENTERTAINED, and TAKE CONTROL. This telematics system allows you to initiate phone calls, hands-free, while on the go, enjoy music, DMB, Navigation, watch movies, and so on. MyLink may also provide you with this addicting touch screen, Bluetooth connectivity, USB connectivity, and pairing up your device. For more info:
http://www.chevrolet.co.kr/mylink/index.jsp

You still expect the same and untouched 1.8 DOHC ECO-TEC engine and the 2.0L VCDi Common Rail diesel engine. The 1.8 DOHC engine produces about 142ps/6200rpm of power output, 17.8kg·m/3800rpm of torque output, and the fuel economy of 13.7km/L. The Cruze5's 2.0L CRDi engine releases a powerful 163ps/3800rpm of power, 36.7kg·m/2750rpm of torque, and the fuel economy of 15.9km/L. Consider the CRDi engine equipped on the Cruze5 a perfect balance of power and ecology because of its Euro V compliance. Most of them are fully equipped with the 6-speed Hydromatic transmission that allows this automatic transmission to go from AUTO to MANUAL for fun driving.

Available colors are; Espresso Brown, Pure White, Switchblade Silver, Velvet Red, Gunsmoke Gray, and Carbon Flash Black.

My comment:

This facelifted Cruze is definitely a head-turning fetish with an addictive Chevrolet MyLink feature that makes it more fun to enjoy. I am so really want one of these because not only it looks good at the start but the features are what made me pleased. A car with such perfect balance of style and performance made it ever perfect with "The Perfect Cruze".

Photo: GM Korea Company

Let's Do The News! (June 30, 2012)

Now we will do the news and if you're in North America, you might be realizing that Ted, a new movie from the creator of Family Guy, is now showing.

Ted

This is for the first time a live action comedy movie was made by the man behind the ever popular Family Guy cartoon. It's funny to see a grown man and a talking teddy bear have a friendship ever since when he wished that his teddy bear could talk. But hey, even Ted is a live action movie, it still has some trademark Seth McFarlane chemistry on it; some kind of talking animals do the funniest things like Brian, Klaus, or even Tim from Cleveland.

(audience laughing)

So, a live action movie made by the creator of Family Guy? That seems to be ambitious but rubbish. Yep, total rubbish. You can't be a grown man being together with a talking teddy bear but hey, it's crazy enough to see one. He he he....

So crazy enough to see one but hey, I think you're right. It is rubbish.

(audience laughing)

Now have you checked Car Town? Now, there's a new limited-time-only car which is called...the Vorsteiner V RT Coupe.

Vorsteiner VR-T Coupe


The what?

Vorsteiner VR-T Coupe. It's a tuning package to the old 997 Turbo that comes with the boxer-6 3.6L engine that produces 460 horsepower and 480 lb/ft of torque mated to a six-speed manual transmission with dual mass flywheel. Exceptional handling, speed, and breath-taking style, that's how the VR-T Coupe describes but you better have one of these before they're gone because this is a limited edition item on Car Town that you can customize, race, anything!

Play Car Town: http://bit.ly/playcartown

Now, you may probably remember about the Aventador J concept arrived on Car Town as a limited edition item, right? Well, it appears supplies are running out so get one now before it's gone.

Uh, everybody's listening to you. Those hard core Car Town players do have the Aventador J on their garages. So, uh...how was your Car Town Garage?

Our Car Town garage


Everything's going well. I made some renovations around here and it's getting along well.

Yeah, getting well, at least.

(audience laughing)

Hey now, have you seen the finale of DAHIL SA PAG-IBIG?

Good ending.

Pretty good.

Excellent. Now um, there's some bad news. Recently, I got news from Toyota Motor Corporation that 150,000 Lexus RX crossovers are recalled due to pedal entrapment recall and they may face NHTSA investigation.

2013 Lexus RX350 F-Sport

So, another bad case of Toyota recall, huh? Two or three years ago, Toyota Motor Corporation's got a big damage because of the mass recall due to accelerator pedals, right?

Yes, two or three years and there it is! Lexus RX got recalled due to pedal entrapment! Oh no!!!!

(audience laughing)


Oh and for the record... Toyota has now recalled around 7.8 million vehicles.

(awwww)

Yep, that is a bombshell for Toyota. Oh hey now? Remember that the Majutsu no Index movie slated for 2013 premiere? Guess now, this whole To Aru series are getting a bit more juicier to celebrate ASCII MEDIA WORKS' 20th anniversary and I just heard that a new PSP game coming up and it will join the whole Index and Railgun characters for this whole ENSEMBLE!

What?

To Aru Majutsu to Kagaku no Ensemble! That was the name of this upcoming PSP game but still, no details about it yet.


Anyway, this was like two worlds collide! TWO WORLDS COLLIDE!!! Ha ha ha!!!

That's right my dear friend. Two worlds collide because this new PSP game joins the whole Index and Railgun characters ranging from Index, Toma, Misaka, and others. That is something we're worth looking for...

(audience cheering)

Speaking of which? You know that whole Amazon Kindle E-Book Reader thing? Yep, that was total rubbish for us. Total rubbish. I just heard recently that Amazon Kindle E-Book Reader's coming to Japan soon.


(oooohhh)

REALLY?

Yes it is! Amazon's Kindle E-Book Reader's coming to Japan soon! Amazon has talks with Japanese publishers last year, mainly the Kadokawa Group — the parent company of Kadokawa Shoten, ASCII Media Works, Enterbrain, Kadokawa Gakugei Shuppan, Fujimi Shobo, and Media Factory — to establish content about the Kindle release in Japan. Hey, because Kadokawa signed the agreement, this would be good news. What we really hoped for is Shuieisha, Shogakukan, Kodansha, and others to join the party....

(audience laughing)

Yeah...and aren't you going to the Vintage Races this weekend?

Nope. We would go tomorrow. Pap's still asleep for now. THAT'S THE NEWS!!!

Leopaul's Heaven and Hell: A Search engine is not a comments box! No room for question marks! Okay?

Now switching myself into "Columnist Mode" for another Heaven and Hell....

As you may know, search engines such as Google are made to search a specific keyword you're looking. It was made to check on the latest news and information surrounding around you. For me, I used a search engine to search what I'm looking about such as topics for my project, assignment, or anything else.

One of the things that drives me up the wall here in the internet is when every time I checked on my blog's Feedjit and I observe most of the queries that connect to one of my posts, it appears that there are so many idiots who turned search queries into comments that never been posted in my blog. I saw queries like for example "when will this car come out in the philippines?" or "what is the difference between this or that" or "what is the song on the car commercial". I strongly believe that they're not search queries....THEY'RE COMMENTS!!! COMMENTS THAT NEVER BEEN POSTED TO MY BLOG!

How many times do I have to told you that a search query is not a comments box? Ten times? Hundred times? Thousand times? Million times? Maybe more but MOST of you never ever payed attention because you brainless idiots kept doing the same thing. You always kept doing the same thing of turning the search engine into a comments box minus the post. How come my blog doesn't have comments? Oh yeah, because you have kept turning search queries into comments and when I check into my blog's Feedjit or my blog's overview stats, it seems that rarely, queries exceeded the limit because you always keep doing the same thing. Please keep search queries "short but specific". If a search query is a bit TOO LONG, I'm afraid that is not a search query at all but rather a comment that you have to post it on my blog.

I gave you instructions on how to comment in my blog but sadly, none of them believed and just keep doing the internet's most stupid thing; TURNING A SEARCH ENGINE INTO A COMMENTS BOX. Oh come on. Posting a comment wasn't that hard, perhaps you were a big clattering buttock. A BIG CLATTERING A**-HOLE!!!! AM I CLEAR? Do please post a comment. I'm not warning you to do so, I'm stopping mindless people from turning a search engine into a comments box by making up very very long search queries that disturb even the most sophisticated search engine.

As a person in charge of my blog, I am observing different visitors with different behaviors but what I really don't want to see in my blog is visitors who keep doing the wrong things in my blog. People who really have no experience about blogs and people who doesn't have knowledge about the internet. Blogs are made to share your knowledge to everybody else, don't forget that.

Do please, DON'T TURN THE SEARCH ENGINE INTO A COMMENTS BOX BECAUSE OF YOUR VERY VERY LONG SEARCH QUERIES. THERE ARE COMMENTS BOXES ALL OVER MY BLOG.

That is all for this Heaven and Hell article...

Is it a sedan? Is it a wagon? No, they called it "Shooting Break"

2013 Mercedes-Benz CLS-Klass Shooting Break

This long-rumored Mercedes-Benz CLS-Class Shooting Break showed up on the net recently and nope, this isn't a sedan and this isn't a wagon. They called it "Shooting Break" and there's no way how did this new variant to the CLS-Class was called.

Still, you can expect the same specs as the original but you can now have more space at the back for everything else. 

PRESS RELEASE:


Mercedes-Benz CLS Shooting Brake: Independence at its most beautiful

Jun 29, 2012 -- Stuttgart. With the new CLS Shooting Brake, Mercedes-Benz is once again setting an example when it comes to creativity of design, and as such highlighting its leading role in this area: in terms of its proportions, the new CLS is quite clearly a coupé, but with five doors and a roof which continues through to the rear, it promises some remarkable new possibilities. The idea of the four-door coupé – successfully introduced in 2004 with the first CLS and long imitated in the meantime – has now been taken to new heights and to innovative effect. The result is automotive independence at its most beautiful.

According to CEO Dr. Dieter Zetsche: "Any memorable machine is equal parts art and science. A car has to first deliver in function – the ticket of entry – and then in fascination: the ticket to real excitement. The CLS Shooting Brake excels on both accounts – unlike any other car in the market".

The proportions of the CLS Shooting Brake are surprising but clearly those of a coupé, and create a basic stance which makes it look ready for the off: the long bonnet, narrow-look windows with frameless side windows, and dynamic roof sloping back towards the rear. It is only when taking a second look that it becomes clear that the Shooting Break actually has five doors and offers "more" in terms of function.

In essence it represents an unprecedented version of a sports car with five seats and a large tailgate. It is a special proposition for people looking to differentiate themselves from the mainstream, and who do not wish to compromise on either sportiness or stowage space when it comes to travelling in style. The Shooting Brake is a further highlight in the innovative luxury vehicle series from Mercedes-Benz and, like the CLS Coupé, has the potential to become the role model for a new market segment.

"The CLS Shooting Brake is based on the great tradition of stylish sportiness which has always characterised Mercedes, and takes these unique icons an exciting step further", explains Gorden Wagener, Head of Design at Mercedes‑Benz. "It stands for the enhanced design idiom of Mercedes-Benz which is oriented towards aesthetic, avant-garde principles". This is seen in the impressive series of market-defining new vehicle concepts, such as the SLK for example, which in 1996 established a genre as the first Roadster with a retractable steel roof, the M-Class as the first premium SUV in 1998, or the first four-door CLS Coupé in 2004.

Exclusive innovation in the interior: wooden luggage compartment floor

The second generation of the CLS set high standards in terms of the design and quality of the interior: straightforward elegance combined with innovative details and handcrafted perfection. The Shooting Brake also applies this same aspiration in the luggage compartment. It is lined with high-quality carpet, and the hand-stitched material is also incorporated into the sideliners in conjunction with leather appointments. Optional designer loading rails made of aluminium give an even more exclusive look.

An extravagant and unique feature for the automotive industry is the designo wooden luggage compartment floor, which serves to underscore the hand-finished nature of the interior. Cherry tree wood is a classic among fine wood species and contrasts perfectly with the inlaid smoked oak and aluminium rails. This affords the luggage compartment a touch of elegance normally found on yachts, combined with the exciting worlds of technology and precision craftsmanship. The wood is characterised by its flexibility and elasticity, as well as its density and fine texture. For the luggage compartment floor made of American cherry tree wood, selected veneer sheets are glued and pressed together by hand in five cross-bonded layers to achieve high dimensional stability. The blanks are milled into their precise shape using a CNC machine, and the surfaces sanded to a smooth finish and waterproofed to maintain the natural beauty of the wood. Inlaid work using darker smoked oak, precisely cut into three millimetre strips using laser technology, helps to enhance the design of the wooden floor. The lavishly produced aluminium rails have a brushed finish and rubber inserts, and not only help to protect the wooden floor but also feature anti-slip properties.

The CLS coupé already set new standards in interiors with its wide variety of individualisation options. The Shooting Brake also offers five interior colours, five trim designs and also three qualities of leather to choose from. Customers have a choice of three exclusive wood types: high-gloss brown burr walnut, high-gloss black ash and satin-finish light-brown poplar. The interior is given an even more progressive look with the addition of piano lacquer or AMG carbon fibre/black piano lacquer trim elements. A completely new addition comes in the form of porcelain interior appointments which afford both CLS models a sense of luxury normally found in the S-Class. The CLS Shooting Brake also lives up to its role as a design icon thanks to the innovative nature of the materials used. These comprise a mixture of satin and high-gloss finishes used on the metal surfaces.

A new dimension in vehicle concepts: the four-door Shooting Brake

No-one likes to have to compromise: even when the focus is not on the practical elements of the design of the Shooting Brake (length x width x height: 4956 x 1881 x 1413 mm), the new CLS model still has some trump cards up its sleeve. With a load volume of between 590 and 1550 litres, the luggage compartment offers a lot of room despite the flat, sporty lines of the roof, and is easy to use thanks to the automatically opening tailgate fitted as standard. A load compartment cover also protects luggage from prying eyes.

The standard air suspension at the rear helps to ensure optimum road holding at all times. For additional flexibility, the rear seat backrests can be folded down from the luggage compartment as standard. The rear seats themselves provide room for three people, with individual seats on the outsides and a third seat in the middle. The three saddle-type head restraints on the rear seats barely affect the view towards the rear, and can be lowered at the touch of a button by the driver. An optional trailer coupling is also available.

Dr. Joachim Schmidt, Board Member of Mercedes-Benz Cars responsible for Sales & Marketing, sums it all up: "The new CLS Shooting Brake represents a new dimension in vehicle concepts and offers discerning customers independence at its most beautiful."

Lightweight construction and aerodynamics: important contributions to efficiency

Intelligent lightweight construction plays a decisive role in bridging the classic conflict between the objectives of low weight and high strength in the CLS Shooting Brake. The model features frameless, all-aluminium doors made from deep-drawn aluminium panels with extruded sections, and in comparison with conventional steel doors, are some 24 kilograms lighter. The tailgate, bonnet, front wings, various support profiles and substantial parts of the suspension and engines are all made of aluminium too.

The aerodynamics also make a significant contribution to the efficiency of the Mercedes-Benz CLS Shooting Brake. With a frontal area of 2.30 m² and a Cd value of 0.29, the drag area is 0.67 m².

Drive system: powerful and efficient

The CLS Shooting Brake is available with four different engine variants – two diesel engines and two petrol engines. Features common to all engines include the 7G-TRONIC PLUS automatic transmission as well as the ECO start/stop function. In addition, two models are available with all-wheel drive: the CLS 350 CDI 4MATIC BlueEFFICIENCY and the CLS 500 4MATIC BlueEFFICIENCY.

The entry-level model is the CLS 250 CDI BlueEFFICIENCY producing 150 kW (204 hp). Combined fuel consumption is 5.3 litres of diesel per 100 kilometres, an excellent level for this performance class and equivalent to CO2 emissions of 139 grams per kilometre. Coming in above this are the two six-cylinder models: the CLS 350 CDI BlueEFFICIENCY producing 195 kW (265 hp) and the CLS 350 BlueEFFICIENCY producing 225 kW (306 hp). The top-of-the-range model is the CLS 500 BlueEFFICIENCY with a V8 biturbo engine producing 300 kW (408 hp).

Efficiency is also increased by the standard electro-mechanical power steering EPS (Electric Power Steering). EPS is a radical move in the relationship between the driver, car and road surface. This is because for the first time, it gives engineers the freedom to choose and programme many of the parameters that influence steering feedback. So they defined a Mercedes-Benz feeling behind the wheel. In addition to fuel economy, the result is a considerable improvement in handling and agility. The electromechanical power steering also enables another innovation to be implemented – Active Park Assist. The CLS Shooting Brake is not only able to detect parking spaces, but can also park automatically.

Another world exclusive: dynamic full LED headlamps

The CLS was the first passenger car in the world to offer optional dynamic full LED High Performance headlamps, which combine the exciting colour elements of LED technology – similar to those of daytime driving lights – with the performance, functionality and energy efficiency of today's bi-xenon generation. Some 95 percent of all customers have opted for these lights in the CLS Coupé. Of course, as the world's second car to feature this optional extra, the CLS Shooting Brake also offers the new light system. For the first time ever, it provides the Intelligent Light System already proven in Mercedes models fitted with bi-xenon headlamps in combination with LED technology. The headlamps, with their 71 LED lamps in total, look exciting; and they serve to underline the unmistakable appearance of the CLS. The light specialists from Mercedes-Benz have for the first time been able to use LED technology in the innovative Adaptive Highbeam Assist, resulting in an entirely new quality of illumination when driving at night.

In contrast to the first vehicles equipped with LED headlamps, no compromises are now necessary with respect to the functionality and performance of the lighting technology. There are further arguments for LED-based lighting technology: the average operating life of an LED is around 10,000 hours, around five times longer than that of a xenon light; moreover, LED headlamps most closely approximate to the colour of daylight. This means that LED light is in keeping with the normal human perception patterns and that the driver experiences significantly more brightness on the road at night. Studies have shown that the closer the colour of artificial light comes to daylight, the less the strain on the eyes. With a colour temperature of 5500 kelvin, LED light is closer to daylight (6500 K) than xenon light (4200 K).

More than a dozen driving assistance systems help to prevent traffic accidents and reduce the severity of an accident. Active Blind Spot Assist and Active Lane Keeping Assist are available as part of the Driving Assistance package Plus, in combination with DISTRONIC PLUS, BAS PLUS and the PRE‑SAFE® Brake. Both assistance systems are not only able to detect an unintentional lane change or vehicles in the blind spot, but can also correct the direction of travel by gentle brake intervention if the driver ignores the visual or audible danger warnings.

It's all in a name: the origins of the name "Shooting Break"

Break, or the homonym Brake, was the name once given to carriages used to "break" in wild horses and also to restrict (or "brake") their urge to move, so that they could be put to use as work horses. Since the carts could easily be broken as part of this process, people tended not to use ones which they may have urgently needed for other purposes. Where necessary, "Brakes" were often fitted out with variable bodies, which were only really used to carry along anything that may have been necessary for the hunt, for example. Any such vehicle which was used when going out shooting was called a Shooting Brake or Shooting Break. Motorised Shooting Brakes were popular in England in the 60s and 70s – exclusive two-door sports cars, which combined the luxury and style of a coupé with a larger load compartment and large tailgate.


Scoop: http://www.autoblog.com/2012/06/29/mercedes-benz-cls-shooting-brake-gets-official/

Next season of Crash Course is underway....

BBC America's show titled Richard Hammond's Crash Course is all about Richard Hammond mastering the world's toughest machines in three days. These include a tank, a striker, a landfill, a demo, a harvester, any heavy machine you could throw at him for series of challenges.

Word from BBC America's Anglophenia blog that next season of Crash Course is now underway. Shooting for the next season is underway in Texas this July.

From BBC America's Anglophenia blog:

Top Gear’s Richard Hammond is returning for the second season of Crash Course, which begins filming next week in Texas. The new eight-episode, 60-minute season, produced by BBC Worldwide Productions for BBC America, will land Hammond in some tight situations.

Back in Season One, Hammond tackled America’s most dangerous vehicles with some help from the locals. In one episode, he found himself in a tank firing off a cannon and, in another, wrangling the world’s most powerful fire truck.

“This season, we’re pulling Richard out of his comfort zone and putting him through the ultimate crash course,” reports BBC America. “Hammond will immerse himself in uniquely American – often terrifying – vocations.”

In each episode of Season Two, Hammond has less than five days to master his assigned job ranging from conquering his fear of heights and jumping from the top of a bridge as a Hollywood stuntman to mastering his mad skills in a Harlem, NY barber shop. No word on a premiere date for this upcoming season.


Remember that Richard Hammond's Crash Course was premiered on BBC America since March and it will soon be airing worldwide via BBC Knowledge and BBC Entertainment.

"Twist. Lick. Dunk."

On the June 29, 2012 episode of Bubble Gang;

- Michael V examines different people you'll meet at the MRT

- Tree gags

- If GMA News TV has Personalan, here at Bubble Gang, we have SAPAKAN!

- Cheche and Bureche at the floods

- Twist. Lick. Dunk. Bubble Gang does Oreo by spoofing this commercial as OrYou! Only OrYou!

- Pickup Lines with Dahon, Boy Carwash, and Boy Pick Up!

1) Hacker ka ba? Kasi Gusto ko, HACKING ka na lang.

2) Helmet ka ba? Kasi kapag wala ka, masisira ang ulo ko.

3) Kalendaryo ka ba? Kasi gusto ko, lahat ng date ko sa'yo.

4) Pag nakipag-break ka sa akin, parang ako lang si Pacquiao. Nalulungkot ako sa iyong split decision.

5) Alam mo meron ako nakitang pangit sa'yo. Yun na yung di ka pa nagiging akin.

6) Alam mo ba na nagkaroon ako ng tatlong syota, hindi magkakapatid pero magkakamukha? Kasi lahat sila mukhang pera!

7) Alam mo parang tren at ako riles. Kasi sa tuwing dumadaan ka, nanginginig ako.

8) Kung sasagutin mo ako ng oo, di ako matutuwa. Kasi ang tanong ko, true or false.

- Coach Calmado at the funeral, observing any disturbances...

- IBIGAY MO NA!!!

- Machong Kontrabida's not too macho for the take...

- IyoTube in The Great Pretender

Friday, June 29, 2012

Challenge: A New Microwave

We kinda do apologize for the photo quality...
 

Now earlier, we decided to buy a new microwave oven as a replacement to the broken black Haier microwave. Our first option was in Lowe's, where the branch was just a few blocks near McDonald's. We look around for some microwaves sold on that area and turned out....most of the Haier microwaves were sold out. We asked someone and it's all bad news. Yep, bad news because of the shipments. Papa thinks that Haiers are cheaper and the previous one we bought is a bit 30-ish dollars.

Papa said that there is a microwave oven available at Fry's, which is somewhat the most rubbish electronics store in the Northwest. I said rubbish because of the selection of items. At Fry's, papa found one and it costs a 50-ish dollar price tag and amazed that it was a Daewoo!

IT WAS A DAEWOO!!!




It was a Daewoo KOR-6L0B microwave oven! It maybe a bit more pricier than the old Haier we have but some say, this was the cheapest in Fry's. Who cares about it? But still, we now have a new microwave oven.

We now have a new oven that does well than the old Haier microwave oven. What can you say about our new microwave oven? Post your comments below!