Monday, November 14, 2011

F1 2011 Semi-Finals

The 2011 Formula One Semi Finals, held at Abu Dhabi's Yas Marina Circuit packed a big suspense and F1 2011 World Champ Sebastian Vettel from Red Bull Racing spun himself, causing him an early retire after his F1 got a puncture damage at the second corner. Not only Vettel caused problems at Yas Marina, but also Jerome D'Ambrosio who got retired for braking problems, Daniel Ricciardo for electrical problems, and Sebastien Buemi for hydraulics problems.

McLaren's Lewis Hamilton emerged as the Abu Dhabi GP winner while Ferrari's Fernando Alonso snagged 2nd place while McLaren's Jenson Button placed 3rd.


So, here it is. Ready for the Formula One 2011 Finals in Brazil this November 27? See you there!

Loko-Work-Out

What just happened on the November 13, 2011 episode of Lokomoko?

- Gym gags

- Ogag's Fine Dining

- The Talentadong Family are joining the dance at the ball!

- The struggle continues on the Lokomoko mini-drama, Babuyan, as Don Lucio (JC De Vera) meets up with the Mafia, addressing their vulcanizing problems, Milagros (Tuesday Vargas) serving different kinds of kangkong to the family, the family are saying goodbye to their pig, and Margaret readies the lamok to kill herself but backfired by her dad, Don Lucio.

- Who's Line Is It Anyhow?!

1) Hindi lahat ng may sungay, salbahe - Batman

2) Sorry na kung pinapainit ko ang ulo mo. - Lagnat

3) Palagi niyo na lang akong sinasabit sa mga lakad mo. - Backpack

4) Bakit gustong gusto nyo ako kahit mabaho ako? - bagoong

5) Ako ang pinakasikat sa lahat ng kasama ko - Star Apple

6) Gaano ba ako ka importante sa buhay nyo at ayaw niyo ako pakawalan? - Kriminal

7) Kay rami ko nang winasak na tahanan. - anay

Angry Bulilits

What just happened on the November 13, 2011 episode of Goin Bulilit?

- Goin Bulilit music video of Patuloy ang Pangarap by Angeline Quinto

- The Goin Bulilit kids are living the life as the Angry Birds!

- Hoy Guessing! Which of these Daguls is different?

Which Dagul is different?

- Bird-related USE IT jokes!

- Atty. Taberna is here again to solve your life problems on AY SUS MARYANO KA INGGO!

Ay Sus Maryano Ka Inggo!

- Hoy guessing! Where did Dagul hid? Box of TV? Box of rice cooker? Or a box of matches?

Where's Dagul?!

- Ready Get Set Goin!

Wow Mali pranks - November 13, 2011

Pranks pulled on the November 13, 2011 episode of Wow Mali:

1) Hoola - a visit to the manghuhula gets a bit too hoola.

2) Doray Alaskadora - Doray explores the differences of big and small (grande o pequeno) by any means of everyone's noses.

Doray's picking someone's nose

3) Laruan Lang Ito - Don't worry, we're getting excused by this crocodile props but we're not getting excused with someone carrying a snake!

4) Dikit Ipis - Okay, we ask for directions and stick a roach on your side. See if this roach freaks them out.

5) Manikurista Tutorial - Be careful! Some manikuristas are not good enough for this job!

6) Golfe de Gulat - This pro golfer's got the balls...to freak them out

7) Gusto mo ng chicks? - Hey man, do you want some chicks? Careful when you're answering, because you'll be getting a chick, the birdie kind of thing.

8) Korean Reporter - This reporter's not speaking Korean. That's just gibberish to freak out the Koreans

Sunday, November 13, 2011

The REAL Spark

2013 Chevrolet Spark


After proven to be a worldwide hit, it seems that the Chevrolet Spark compact hatchback is now ready to land in the United States next year! It's about time the Spark made it in the USA, or is it?

Driving Music (What is the name of the song on car commercial?) Volume 16

It's a commonly held belief that most North Americans are the ones who are obsessed at commercial songs. When was the last time we heard that are asking what was the song from the 2012 Toyota Prius Commercial. Yes...They are asking for the song heard from the Toyota Prius Family commercial or the Toyota Prius V Commercial. When will you idiots stop asking? Every time you heard a music on a certain car commercial, you often start asking what was that song and say it on a site called ADTUNES. Think about it, you UGLY AMERICANS never stop, don't you?

Anyway, here are another set of five Driving Musics (Car Commercial Songs) for you to shut up, sit down, and relax.

5) Monarchy of Roses by THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS - as heard on the 2011 Nissan Elgrand Highway Star Urban Chrome Japanese TV Commercial.

4) Inhaler by Craig Armstrong - as heard on the 2007 Ssangyong New Kyron Korean TV Commercial.

3) RISKY - composed by Ryuichi Sakamoto and vocals by Iggy Pop - as heard on the 1987 Nissan Cedric Japanese TV Commercial starring Ryuichi Sakamoto.

2) Trophy by Chara - as heard from the 2007 Toyota bB Japanese Commercial.

1) Got to be Free by The Kinks - as heard from the latest Toyota Prius Family TV Commercial from USA titled People Person.

...well, there you go. Remember, this segment is always open if I caught some UGLY AMERICANS sputtering the question that what is the song on a certain car commercial. I'm watching you...

Call of Duty MW3

Call of Duty MW3

MW3 (Modern Warfare 3) is all about having fun in the battlefield and this latest installment is a war-scarred playground for the Veterans and Noobs alike. Get it? Fun for vets and n00bs alike!

MW3 spans an globe-trotting warfare from North America to Europe, using the skills you have learned from the past Call Of Duty videogames to blow away the competition. MW3's Spec Ops is back with new challenges and new surprises in order to win credits to buy weapons and parts to customize your favorite weapons from handguns, sub-machine guns, assault rifles, heavy firearms, and more. Also, you can gain experience to gain access to new weapons, air support, and more. There's also a new Survival Mode where you can pit your battle skills to the test against the toughest battlegrounds in MW3 history. Yes, this is how proven if you're a vet or n00b to this game.

Multiplayer plays a big role in the Call Of Duty series and here in MW3, it progresses even further thanks to its new killstreaks, new multiplayer modes, and different ways to play multiplayer challenges by your own rules.

What's new is the Weapon Proficiency and your weapon will grow into something powerful if you use it consistently. This is great for various battles solo or multiplayer.

The MW3 game brings Call of Duty to a whole new level and we are sure that this game succeed more just like last year's blockbuster, Black Ops. What we're hoping for that there will be DLC made for MW3 soon in order to bring maximum fun. You would probably go bonkers to play MW3 and that what's why you should.

Active Life Vehicle

2012 Chevrolet Orlando


The Covenant Car Company Inc launched the much awaited ALV (Active Life Vehicle), the Chevrolet Orlando, in the Philippines during the Chevy Motorama at SM Mall of Asia. Why the Chevrolet Orlando is called an ACTIVE LIFE VEHICLE? Simple, it combines the ruggedness of the SUV, minivan spacing, and sedan riding comfort. It was named after a popular family destination in Florida.

Fun fact is that this is the first Chevrolet introduced in South Korea as an initiative to phase out the poorly criticized Daewoo brand in favor of the Chevrolet brand and also the company name change from GM Daewoo Auto and Technology to GM Korea Company. You'll be glad that this Active Life Vehicle is made in Kunsan, South Korea.

2012 Chevrolet Orlando interior

This is a first in the Philippines to offer the new "EZ-TECH" that uses a switch to fold the seats automatically. We think that EZ-TECH can be proven useful if you want access at the back seats. Also first is the "Secret Cube" that can be accessed by flipping up the front faceplate of the audio system. Essential to hide something and it even has an USB port on that SECRET CUBE!

Available engine is the 1.8L petrol engine and its mated with a 6-speed automatic transmission. Prices start at 1,188,888 Philippine Pesos.

BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 11/12/11

How it's nice it is to be back? Anyway, here's what happened on Banana Split's Clown In a Million:

With eight comedians remaining, their tasks is to pair up with a comedian with their own brand of gags. This is how tag-team works in comedy reasons. James Caraan and Mimi Aringo are working on their school gags, while Leo Priscilla and Onse doing their Sari-sari store gags, then, Super Tekla and Ichat are on their office gags, and Karen Dematera and Jandyll Aurea serving up some restaurant gags. Yes, all of them are very funny and worthy enough to leave the viewers saying NGE!

Once again, Super Tekla got an immunity! This is the second time Tekla gets an immunity. However, we said goodbye to comedian Jandyll Aurea. As of now, seven comedians are remaining. Watch Banana Split for more CLOWN IN A MILLION!

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Something that Houki Shinonono would like...

2011 Lexus IS F Red Edition


This special edition, exclusive in New Zealand, limited to 10 units, Lexus IS F Red Edition has an interior so RED, you might think that how it feels like to be in the Akatsubaki...

Is this something that Houki Shinonono would like because of its Akatsubaki interior that goes "Gee, this interior smells like Tsubaki shampoo!"

Daihatsu at the 2011 Tokyo Motor Show

With Daihatsu is now reputable of being the carmaker that released the world's most fuel efficient, gasoline-powered car, the Mira e:S (ダイハツ・ミライース), which is capable of 30.0km/L based on Japan's JC08 Mode test cycle, they are participating on this year's Tokyo Motor Show this December and they will showcase three funny looking concept cars.

1) Daihatsu D-X Concept - Seems that this concept roadster is ready to go to the beach!

2011 Daihatsu D-X Concept

2) Daihatsu PICO Concept - This two-seater concept car is Daihatsu's way of seeing the future of mobility.

2011 Daihatsu PICO Concept

3) Daihatsu FC Sho Case - This is how the future of box cars will end up looking like this...

2011 Daihatsu FC Sho Case

If you want to see them in person, visit the 2011 Tokyo Motor Show at the TOKYO BIG SIGHT this December!

"Hindi lang straight, Lejoice straight!"

What just happened on the November 11, 2011 episode of Bubble Gang?

- Snooze with some "handusay" gags

Bawal matulog

- The worst things in date are NOT FREE!

- A typical rainy day with Cheche Bureche

Cheche Bureche

- A desperate divorce gets even more...desperate

- With coconut and hot oil essence, Bubble Gang does Rejoice Anti Frizz by spoofing this commercial as Lejoice Anti-Jizz! Hindi lang straight, Lejoice straight!

Bubble Gang does Rejoice Anti-Frizz

- Ayt! Ayt! Katahimikan! Katahimikan! Push Back (Boy2 Quizon), Bagoong (Roadfill), and Boy Pick Up (Ogie Alcasid) are there for some PICKUP LINES!

1) Crystal ball ka ba? Kasi, nakikita ko ang future ko sa iyo!

2) Okay lang, kahit taken ka na. Aalisin ko lang ang T, akin ka na!

3) Dugo ka ba? Kasi, laging ikaw ang tinitibok ang puso ko!

4) Pumikit ka, pumikit ka. Kasi ang mundo ko kung wala ka!

5) Ubo ka ba? Dahil hindi ka matanggal sa dibdib ko!

6) Chocolate ka ba? Eh kasi, bata!

7) May kulang sa pangalan mo. Dahil wala ang apelydo ko.

8) Gusto ko makilala ang mga magulang mo. Dahil ang capital ng Bangladesh, tsaa!

- IyoTube in Celine Dion's It's All Coming Back to Me Now

- It's good to have Misspelling Gee again! Let's check out the misspelling words!

1) Challenge - Kalinge

2) Mistletoe - Hmiezellehithoegh

3) Salvage - Salveh

4) Chicken - Khighchquenh

5) Boss - Bossasa

6) Tricycle - Threeqhuechleeigh

- Bridging the relationship between a girl and a Japanese guy is too tough.