Tuesday, September 20, 2011

ANG TV PATROL NEWS AND OTHER AFFAIRS!

In celebration of Banana Split Laughternoon Delight, looks like Banana Split's ANG TV PATROL got "leveled up" into ANG TV PATROL NEWS AND OTHER AFFAIRS! Mga balitang atin-atin lang!

The man who knows container vans!

NOW FOR SOME BREAKING NEWS! With the Bureau of Customs lost so much container vans, one spokesperson knows how to find the missing container vans by body searching all the employees! Oh wait, the container vans are too big to fill it in the employee's pockets!

FOR ANOTHER: Some bowling gags!

Here Melai! Try bowling with this!

And then, John Prats explain what will women do the male jobs in a segment they called it "Ibang-iba si Eba". What if women are doing the same jobs done by men? Such examples are:

1) Firefighters

Female firefighter

2) Bellboy

Bellgirl

3) Bodyguards

Female bodyguards

...well, women can do a lot of things!

And now for some short drama!

Once Hapon A Time Presents...SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK!

The wedding

The shortest "short drama" on Banana Split! Catch up again tomorrow for more!

...and for the weather report by Sunshine Sinag-Araw (Sunshine Garcia).

Sunshine Sinag-Araw (Sunshine Garcia)

Tomorrow, it will rain but when the sun shines, it will not rain, but if there is a marriage of a "tikbalang", it will rain while the sun shines!

Monday, September 19, 2011

BMW 1 Series Full Model Change (F20)

For the first time ever, the BMW 1 Series hatchback gained its first full model change after its first generation stayed for about seven years when it was introduced in the world since 2004. We weren't sure how can we describe about the BMW 1 Series' full model change but see if we care...


2012 BMW 1-Series (F20)


The first-generation 1-Series is a little bit bulgy but the new, second-generation F20 1-Series is now a little bit bulgier than the first generation model! The front view of this new model can be somewhat odd or creepy. It appears it was designed by some madman who got hit by an axe because the front view of the new F20 1-Series is the most terrifying view I have ever seen in my whole life. One look and your babies will start crying uncontrollably because of such scary stance! For the first time ever, there are three styles to choose from such as the Standard, Urban Line for some executive feeling and the Sport Line for sportiness.


2012 BMW 1-Series (F20) interior


The new BMW F20 1-Series look scary on the outside but on the inside, you'll be safe here. The new interior on the BMW F20 1-Series is all about being hospitable and its tempting to check out some technological features such as the new BMW ConnectedDrive feature. From the inside, I could get addicted with the connectivity features loaded especially the BMW apps that allows me to go on a Facebook status updates, twitter updates, and Webradio. The BMW Online feature allows me to keep in touch with the latest reports and weather updates while cruising the Autobahn. The new 1 Series hatchback is made to be more savvy and addicting much like you're playing Angry Birds in your iPhone. Don't lie, we know that was the case.

As the last FR hatchback remaining, the new BMW 1-Series provides athletic footwork on the road ahead because of its RWD layout, meaning that you can do some drifting as long as you find a way to disable its traction control system and stability management. Forget about what I said but anyway, the new 1 Series hatchback offers a TwinPower Turbo L4 Petrol engine for the 116i and 118i variants, and a TwinPower Turbo L4 diesel engine for the 116d, 118d and 120d variants. The TwinPower Turbo L4 gasoline engine equipped on the BMW 116i can accumulate a fuel economy of 17.2 to 18.2km/L combined and 17 to 17.9km/L combined when this engine's equipped on the BMW 118i. The BMW 116d gets a combined fuel economy of 22.2 to 23.3km/L while the 118d gets about 22.2 to 22.7km/L of combined fuel economy and the 120d gets a combined fuel economy of 21.7 to 22.7km/L. These fuel efficiency measures are thanks to the new ECO PRO mode , regenerative braking, and the idling stop function for optimized fuel economy. The new ECO PRO mode allows drivers to record fuel consumption records in real time. Depending on the variant, the new 1 Series is offered with three transmission types such as a 6-speed manual transmission, 8-speed automatic sports transmission Steptronic, and a 8-speed automatic transmission Steptronic.

With the Standard, Sport Line, and Urban Line offered on the new 1-Series, and depending on which style you're on, the new BMW F20 1-Series is available in various color variations such as Black Sapphire, Tiefseeblau, Glaciersilber, Midnight Blue, Mineralgrau, Alpinweiss, Schwarz, and Karmesinrot. The available Sport Line and Urban Line allows customers the option to paint the side mirrors White (for the Urban Line) and Black (for the Sport Line).

My comment:
The new BMW F20 1-Series looks scary on the outside but on the inside, it can be somewhat addicting thanks to the available technology offered and the BMW ConnectedDrive feature that keeps them entertained. With three different kinds available such as the Standard, Urban Line, and Sport Line, finding the right personality for the new 1-Series is all about choices and decisions to make. To provide the essence of fuel economy, a new ECO MODE is added and with the combined forces of the idling stop function and regenerative braking, you can have the most fuel-efficient FR hatch offered from BMW. What makes me jelly (jealous) is the twin turbo gasoline and diesel engines offered to bring out more fun unlike any other rivals.

The only 1-Series variant available is the 5-door hatchback so you have to make do with it, folks.


Photo: BMW

It came from nowhere! - Viper ACR's Nurburgring lap time

Dodge Viper ACR at the Nurburgring Nordschleife
(*Photo taken from Gran Turismo 5 and for illustrative purposes only)


What the fudge?! Despite the Dodge Viper's out of production last year (but slated to return for the 2013 model year), the high-end Viper ACR wants to settle the scores at the Nurburgring Nordschleife after witnessing top record attempts by the Chevrolet Corvette ZR1, Porsche 911 GT2, and the Lexus LFA Nurburgring Edition.

Back in 2008, the Viper ACR raced through the Nurburgring in 7:22.1 until the ACR's record got beaten by the Porsche 911 GT2 in April 2010, which was later beaten by the Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 and the Lexus LFA Nurburgring Edition. This time, Dodge seeks revenge against those who beat the ACR's record by pitting the 2010MY Viper ACR at the Nurburgring.

Unknowingly, the 2010MY Viper ACR scored a lap time of 7:12 (tentative), which means that's faster than the Lexus LFA Nurburgring Edition's record of 7:14.64, making the 2010MY Dodge Viper ACR the 4th fastest production car at the Ring.

Sadly, Chrysler Group LLC didn't release an official statement about the ACR's Nurburgring record attempt but will these statements be true or possibly hoax?


Photo shown for illustrative purposes only

Goin Bulilit 7th Graduation Night

Every year at Goin Bulilit, this show bid farewells to those who are not Bulilits anymore if they were going to graduate from elementary or reaching the age of 13 but that's different, graduating means you're all grown up and no longer part of Goin Bulilit anymore.

This year, Goin Bulilit bids farewell to the veteran bulilits such as Sharlene San Pedro, Nash Aguas, Nika, Aaliyah, and Noemi.

It's hard for the Goin Bulilit kids to say farewells to our veteran bulilits because they are all grown up and yes, these no-longer-kids are joining the ranks of others who left Goin Bulilit such as Kathryn Bernardo, Julia Montes, Miles Ocampo, Alfred Labatos, Hopia Legaspi, Igiboy Flores, Jane Oineza, and CJ Navato.

Don't give up kids (oh wait, you kids are no longer kids). On the bright side, you are all grown up and moved on to bigger and brighter things.

Goin Bulilit 7th Graduation Night

We would like to express our biggest sympathy to the graduates! For them, good luck and enjoy your new lives, GB graduates!

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Driving Music (What is the name of the song on car commercial?) Vol. 12

HOLY SHOOT! WHAT THE FUDGE?

Those "son of a bee stings" just ransacked my blogs again! This time, it's a double! It seems my blogs been burglarized! (Hey, it's the 12th time our blogs been burglarized by car enthusiasts looking for car commercial songs). These hoodlums left me with a repetitive message of "kia optima k5 song artist", "music kia k5 commercial", and "name of song in kia optima k5 commercial".  AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

That does it. Nobody search for these! Just forget about it okay? Your queries made my head burning on fire!

Okay, to cool off my fried head, here are some of my another Driving Musics (Car Commercial Songs) for you to enjoy. Just forget about the Kia K5 commercial music okay? The BGM is too original and it cannot be released to the public. Anyone keep saying what's what should go away, get dragged by a horse, and DIE! Understood?

I cannot let a single car addict saying it.

I'll forgive you guys if you promise me not to search it again.

Let's begin...

5) S&M by Rihanna - You'll hear this from a latest Renault Samsung SM3 Korean TV commercial. Single? Sorry, Daddy on board! 아빠가 타고 있어요!

4) Harbinger by Mike Oldfield (from Music of the Spheres) - you'll hear this from the RSM ALL NEW SM7 Korean TV commercial.

3) Bonobo by Ketto - as heard from the Kia K7 Korean commercial back in 2009 and also at the Citroen C4 Picasso French commercial back in 2006

2) Tick Tock Boom by The Hives - as heard from the new Citroen C3 French TV ad back in 2009.

1) La 2CV en folie by Lefèvre Raymond (from bandes originales des gendarmes : L'intégrale) - as heard from last year's Citroen Superbonus promo commercial. This commercial has a scen from L'intégrale!

And that's for now! This segment is intended to "attack" some car enthusiasts who are looking for car commercial songs. It was intended to share some more next time if my computer got burglarized by car enthusiasts looking for car commercial songs.

BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 9/17/11

Before doing this, here's the HOT ISSUE of the week:

1) Shamsee Soupsoup, may mga pahayag matapos magwaging 3rd runner up sa Miss Universe 2011!

Donald Castro Trump

Shamsee Soupsoup

Interpreter

Leila Wit Lopez

- BLIND ITEM: Sikat na singer ayaw ipakita ang mukha habang papasok sa casino!

...okay, now that we had our laugh, let's tackle this week's CLOWN IN A MILLION!

First off, there's Will John Avila from Pasig, stepping through the Club Mwah stage. Oh, the grossness of poor people according to him. Seems that he wants to be more like rich people like some kind of a rich breed of pedigree. Then, Edward "Peanut" Valespin from Sta. Cruz, Manila, takes over the center stage. Here comes the beauty queens! Okay, enough beauty queens for now, now it's showtime for Rolando Roy "Baba-Low" Cruz from Bulacan! Because he's "Baba-Low", he acts like late funnyman, Babalu! Looks like we got a future Babalu in here!

A big salute to the future Babalu! That's Baba-Low Cruz from Bulacan! Congatulations Rolando Roy "Baba-Low" Cruz! We salute you more like Banana Split salutes to the best scenes from Philippine movies such as Anak, Maging Sino Ka Man, Cheeta-eh Ganda Lalake, The Flor Contemplacion Story, Labs Kita OK Ka Lang?, and Isusumbong Kita sa Tatay Ko!

ALL NEW PRIDE ready for its POSEIDON ADVENTURE!

2012 Kia Pride sedan

The upcoming Kia Pride (third-generation Kia Rio) will be making a special appearance on the new KBS maritime drama series, Poseidon (to be aired this Monday, September 19, 2011), which stars Lee Si Young, Lee Sung Jae, Jung Woon Taek, Gil Yong Woo, and others.

Back in 2009, Kia Motors made partnership for the action drama, IRIS, and last year, they teamed up with Athena: Goddess of War. Kia Motors has it again for their PPL (Product Placement) on the new KBS drama, Poseidon, and the cars will be featured on this new drama will be the all new Kia Pride, Kia K5 Hybrid (Kia Optima Hybrid), and the Kia Sportage R.

Not only the all new Kia Pride making an appearance on the Poseidon drama but this car will make an appearance on the third season of the MBC comedy series, High Kick as well!