Scarecrow art

Art Throb's scarecrow

The Art Throb (John Prats) taught us how to make a scarecrow with the use of hat, pants, long sleeves, buttons, sticks, yellow yarn, foam, and a sack. We're sure we haven't get the instructions but we're sure that this is the scarecrow the Art Throb has made.

Aside from that, Ryan Bang's here for another KORE-PINO words we are getting interested to! First up, the Korean word for "car garage" is "Chago" but it sounds like TAGO, or hide. Then, the Korean word for "stomach" is "Bae" but it sounds BEH! BEH! BEH!

Also, there are another batch of scenarios that you should take action without hurting other people's feelings on another NO HURT FEELINGS:

1) If you saw someone has pimples, say her that she's in love.

2) If you saw your friend munched too much, say that you went to the picnic

3) If you saw your friend wore a shirt backwards, say that his shirt looks good

...yep. NO HURT FEELINGS.

Gas prices

THIS JUST IN...An ANG TV PATROL report is more about dropping gas prices. But on that report, we thought they dropped the prices but the price list is just on the ground.

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE:

Bro, alam mo ba na ayokong-ayokong tumatayo sa likod ng pinto? Bakit naman? Kasi napagkakamalan akong "Boy Next Door".

HORO-SCOOP WITH ZENAIDA SEBO (JOBERT AUSTRIA):

Pisces - Huwag muna magbabakasyon dahil baka mawala ka. Ito ay dahil mapapainom ka ng marami sa iyong bakasyon at mawawala ka sa iyong sarili. Baka hindi mo mahanap ang sarili mo.

Bukas ay wala kang lucky numbers dahil lahat ng lucky numbers ay nasa akin at wala akong balak ibigay kahit kanino.

Invisible Message

Invisible Message

Invisible Message (Limited Edition)

The insert song of the theatrical anime "Hayate the Combat Butler! Heaven is a Place on Earth", titled Invisible Message by ELISA, has arrived and you can now listen to this song at the comfort of your home!

ELISA's 8th single album features the titular song, a new song titled WASURENAI KIOKU HA.KIMI NO MONOGATARI, and instrumental versions of these two. Limited edition packaging includes a different front case, and a special DVD which includes the music video and the behind-the-scenes footage. This is a must have for those who have already watched Hayate the Combat Butler! Heaven is a Place on Earth.

 TRACK LISTINGS: 

01 Invisible Message 5:22 

02 忘れない記憶は、キミの物語 4:06 

03 Invisible Message [Instrumental] 5:22 

04 忘れない記憶は、キミの物語 [Instrumental] 4:06

Zombadings 1: Patayin sa Shokot si Remington

Zombadings 1: Patayin sa Shokot si Remington

Year: 2011

Filmmaker: Origin8media

Cast: Martin Escudero, Angelina Kanapi, Daniel Fernando, Eugene Domingo, Janice de Belen, John Regala, Kerbie Zamora, Lauren Young, Leandro Baldemor, Roderick Paulate

ZOMBA DAY has just begun...

From the people behind Tanging Yaman, In My Life, Magnifico, Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros, Anak, and Milan, Zombadings 1: Patayin sa Shokot si Remington is all about fright and laughter served on this movie. The film really adapts to its point of view about one man named Remington, played by Martin Escudero, who was cursed for treating homosexuals rudely and he was about to be like them.

In the beginning, Remington's mother, played by Janice de Belen, who was a cop, investigates an unknown murder of gays. The results turned out that the suspect behind the killings were to be unknown for now. Becuase Remington was cursed by a gay, played by Roderick Paulate, when he was a kid, Remington has to find that gay responsible for this but as it progresses, Remington's gayness is slowly appearing every day. It may also lead to a love triangle between Jigs (Kerbie Zamora) and Hannah (Lauren Young).

This movie is one heck of an Undead Nightmare with the hint of beauty, bonggang-bongga, and laughs that moviegoers will surely enjoy watching this film over and over again because of such humor is added on Patayin sa Shokot si Remington.

Thanks to the joined forces of award-winning filmmakers Michiko Yamamoto (writer of the excellent tearjerker Magnifico), Jade Castro (director of the charming love story Endo), and Raymond Lee (writer of box-office gems Anak, Milan and In My Life, and producer of Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros), this horror-comedy movie is an all-round winner in our hearts of many, especially gays who are afraid of the Undead Nightmare but want to survive this one.

I really love this different chemistry between Gay Pride and some UNDEAD NIGHTMARE but guess if we combine both, I can't explain what's this word is but I think its something fun to explain after watching the whole Zombadings 1 movie.

This is one heck of a scary movie every Pinoy movie fans would love to watch! It's EPIC!

Wedding Tayo, Wedding Hindi!

Wedding Tayo, Wedding Hindi!

Year: 2011

Filmmaker: Star Cinema, OctoArts Films

Cast: Eugene Domingo
Toni Gonzaga
Zanjoe Marudo
Wendell Ramos
Sylvia Sanchez
Irma Adlawan
Nikki Valdez
Ramon Christopher
Teddy Corpuz
Paul Salas
Miles Ocampo
Wendy Valdez
Regine Angeles
Say Alonzo
Manuel Chua
Anna Luna
Vangie Labanan
Odette Khan
Lou Veloso
Miriam Quiambao
Dominic Ochoa

It's when two worlds collide when we have Zanjoe Marudo (The Wedding, Banana Split, Kristine), Toni Gonzaga, Eugene Domingo (Comedy Bar, Ang Tanging Ina series), and Wendell Ramos (Bubble Gang, Babaeng Hampaslupa, The Sisters, Sugo Mga Kapatid) come together to this wedding of the year and you are all cordially invited to this mayhem of humor and tear-shedding drama.

This movie pits the two female stars as cousins having two different views. Toni plays the role of Belay, a simple woman who was later worked as a Japayuki under her "Maribel" name. She does everything for the sake of one man played by Zanjoe Marudo. Eugene Domingo, on the other hand, played as Precy, a housewife who lives uncomfortably with her husband played by Wendell Ramos because of unfortunate events.

Most moviegoers found out that this movie is a bit too okay for them but this comedy-drama movie lacks some taste from other related movies such as Here Comes the Bride and I DO. It does not bore moviegoers but it lacks the fun factor, thus making it more redundant than it meets our expectations. I think this movie needs a little more sugar and spice for the laughing sensation.

Even though the storyline is too disruptive, the acting of both Toni and Eugene are sensational. I think these two are highly active than Zanjoe and Wendell.

Consider it a good movie to watch but we'll label it as "UNCOOL"

ムムマッファって何？

Riisa Naka

Japanese viewers find themselves confused after seeing the latest commercial for the second-generation Toyota Passo (トヨタ・パッソ) starring Japanese actress, Riisa Naka (仲里依紗). It was something like "ムムマッファ".

Oh dear, we don't really know what "ムムマッファ" is. Even the Japanese viewers got confused upon hearing the "ムムマッファ" word Riisa Naka said on the Toyota Passo commercial!

Waah! I'm confused!

7.47:79

A prototype racing machine made by Toyota, called Toyota TMG EV P001, broke the record at the Nurburgring Nordschleife under the lap time of 7.47:49!

Toyota Europe's plan for using the Electric Racecar protortype at the Nurburgring was to accumulate a eight-minute target time but as the TMG EV P001 armed and ready at the ring, the results are much greater than the target time! A lap record of 7.47:49 should be enough to take out the record held by the Peugeot EX1 concept, which set a lap time of 9.01:33. This should call the TMG EV P001 the fastest electric racecar at the Nurburgring. Well done, Toyota. The EV technology became the trend of tomorrow's racing.

PRESS RELEASE:

Toyota Electric Racer Sets New Lap Record at Nürburgring

COLOGNE (Germany) - Toyota Motorsport GmbH (TMG) has set a new lap record for an electric vehicle (EV) at the legendary 20.8km Nürburgring Nordschleife circuit in Germany.

The TMG EV P001, with 100% electric powertrain and Jochen Krumbach at the wheel, set a new lap record of 7mins 47.794secs to beat the previous lap record, which stood at 9mins 1.338secs, by a very substantial margin.

Using two electric motors, the TMG electric powertrain has a top speed of 260km/h which combined with 800Nm of torque to achieve impressive speeds on the extremely challenging Nordschleife track, which includes significant elevation changes and lengthy flat-out sections.

TMG's target prior to the 29 August record run was to become the first electric vehicle break the eight-minute barrier and this was achieved comfortably on a day when the notoriously changeable Nürburgring weather stayed fine, although track temperatures were relatively low.

Such performance shows TMG's electric powertrain is ideal to power any future single-make electric motorsport series and TMG will begin commercial sales of this technology in 2012. TMG continues to advance its electric vehicle capability for motorsport applications with in-house development of the electric powertrain and ongoing investigations into alternative chassis solutions.

Pascal Vasselon, TMG's Technical Director, said: "The goals for this project were twofold: obviously we wanted to set a new EV lap record and I am very pleased we could achieve that so comprehensively. On the other hand, we also wanted to learn more about the operation of our electric powertrain in extreme circumstances; in motorsport there is no more extreme circuit than the Nürburgring. On the record lap the TMG EV P001 performed better than in testing due to the improvement we already could make based on that experience. We have enhanced our electric powertrain development thanks to the information our engineers have gained and our future EV products will benefit from this project."

Rob Leupen, TMG's Director Business Operations, said: "This is a very impressive achievement which really shows the huge potential for electric powertrains to deliver fast, exciting action on the race track. There's no doubt that electric motorsport can be every bit as thrilling as traditional racing and it was an amazing sensation to watch the TMG electric vehicle fly past on the Nordschleife, with only the sound of wind rushing past and tyres squealing. To achieve a new lap record at the first attempt, and by such a huge margin, is a great achievement and I am very proud to see TMG's name in the record books. But this is not the end of the story for TMG and I hope we will see our electric powertrains in action on the track again soon."

The new lap record was completed on road-legal tyres, using the complete Nordschleife track. It was verified by independent lap timing.

TMG extends its thanks to its partners in this achievement: Aguti created and implemented the livery concept while rational motion integrated the electric powertrain, traction battery and control strategies. EVO Electric motor technology delivered the power. The TMG EV P001 is based on a Radical chassis as modified by TMG for e-WOLF.

Scoop: http://www.autoblog.com/2011/08/30/toyota-smashes-electric-vehicle-record-with-7-47-79-nurburgring/

The Lancia Flavia lives...in Convertible form

2012 Lancia Flavia

Back in the 2011 Geneva Motor Show, both the Chrysler 200 and the 200 Convertible debuted under the Lancia Flavia name. The new Lancia Flavia is the European version of the Chrysler 200 however, there are rumors that Fiat will not bring the Lancia Flavia to Europe because the company's diesel engine is too expensive to fit in.

However, Fiat gave a green light for the production-form Lancia Flavia...in convertible form. Why convertible? Despite a gasoline-only offer, the convertible is much more attractive than the sedan version.

Which means, the Chrysler 200 sedan will stay stateside while the 200 Convertible will be exported to the Europe as the Lancia Flavia.

Scoop: http://carscoop.blogspot.com/2011/08/lancia-flavia-cabrio-coming-to.html

Hayate No Gotoku! Heaven is a Place on Earth Original Soundtrack

Hayate No Gotoku! Heaven is a Place on Earth Original Soundtrack

With the success of the manga and the anime, Hayate the Combat Butler (日本名：ハヤテのごとく！) finally spawn a theatrical movie version for the first time titled Hayate the Combat Butler! Heaven is a Place on Earth. The movie was shown in theaters since August 27, 2011 and this is one of the most memorable moments Hayate fans will surely remember.

For a big treat, the original soundtrack from Hayate No Gotoku! Heaven is a Place on Earth has arrived! This original soundtrack contains movie BGMs scored by Wataru Maeguchi, plus Movie-sized versions of theme songs such as Bokura, Kakeyuku Sora e by Haruka Yamazaki (who played Ruka Suirenji on the movie), Heaven is a Place on Earth by fripSide, and Invisible Message by ELISA. Combine them all and you got a 34-track single CD to bring back the memories of watching the Hayate movie.

Distributed by Geneon Universal Entertainment.

TRACK LISTINGS:
01 お嬢様と執事~夏の田舎
02 僕ら、駆け行く空へ (Movie EDIT)
03 RO-I-HO
04 田舎くる?
05 なにもないがある!
06 昆虫観察、水遊び、ひまわり
07 なぎ払え!
08 大きな空と白い雲
09 一同団欒
10 真夏の夜のお約束
11 誰か一緒に……
12 お嬢様と執事~満天の星空
13 鈴の音を追って
14 金色の遊園地~只見遊園
15 離れ離れ
16 只見遊園 CASTLE FANTASIA
17 トロピカル~白皇のプールサイドにて
18 プレシャス~大いなる秘宝へ
19 思い出せない……
20 そんな只見遊園
21 1200万パワー理論
22 思わせぶりな執事
23 ハリーアップ~海原へダイブ
24 少女からの提案
25 鈴音
26 執事長唯一の出番
27 思い出せ……
28 remind
29 絶体絶命!~術式八葉
30 危機一髪!~白桜
31 お嬢様の執事
32 Invisible Message (Movie EDIT)
33 Heaven is a Place On Earth (Movie EDIT)
34 夏祭りの夜

Wow Mali pranks - August 29, 2011

Enchong Go gets a haircut

Mondays are too boring but that's okay. With Joey De Leon, Enchong Go (Character Voice: Wanlu), Mr. Fu, and the people of the Philippines like you, turning this boring Monday into a "GOOD TIME" Monday is easy with the list of pranks pulled from the August 29, 2011 episode of Wow Mali such as:

1) Instant Acting - Everyone's fooled because when a woman got tripped, someone trying to help but someone says CUT! It was just a shooting! TISOD!

2) Doray Alaskadora - The difference of "have" and "does not have" according to our favorite troublemaker! Belt bags does count, sorry.

3) Gaya Gaya - This lady's does a mockery by mimicking your advice!

4) Panot Sya - One vendor says "This guy's bald!"

5) Dry Ice - Simple trick: Put a DRY ICE inside the pot, just add water, and guaranteed to fool others that you're holding something HOT!

6) Tulog sa Biyahe - One jeepney, more than a dozen sleepyheads waiting for you.

7) Dyosa ng Kagandahan - CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE THE NEXT DYOSA NG KAGANDAHAN!

8) May Bata! May Bata! - Hey Mr. Taxi Driver? Did you hit the baby behind? Nah. If whoever put the "May Bata" plate behind, someone will yell! AAAHHHH!!!! MAY BATA!!!!

A Toyota Belta taxi saying "May Bata"

9) Star Confusion - Rocky Gutierrez, Lotlot De Leon, and Eddie Garcia were all confused in another STAR CONFUSION!

Rocky Gutierrez in a Wow Mali episode!

Eddie Garcia in a Wow Mali episode!

Ang alamat ng Coco Jam

Eventually, Lola Melai would have tell us the story about "Ang Alamat ng Pan De Coco" but whatever, let us tell the summary of this story:

In Aling Maria's bakery, there were two lovers named "Fan" and "Koko". Aling Maria does anything to ruin the relationship between Fan and Koko until a hit-and-run killed both Fan and Koko. While Aling Maria mourns the death of her daughter and Koko, she saw some kind of mysterious palaman. She tasted it and it was delicious. From that day on, she call this COCO JAM.

"Bawal umihi dito. Maka-carnap ang kotse mo."

ANG TV PATROL BREAKING NEWS! A Taxi Driver just got carnapped because he violated the "Bawal Umihi Dito" sign. Yes, he should have been informed. Aside the words "Bawal Umihi Dito", there are words covered by the carnappers. It says "MAKA-CARNAP ANG KOTSE MO."

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE:

Lalake A: Pare, ang bilis kong nabuo ang puzzle! 5 months!

Lalake B: Ang tagal naman 'nun.

Lalake A: Tagal pa ba yun? Eh nakalagay nga dito sa box oh, for 3 years and up. Di na nga ako inabutan ng one year.

HORO-SCOOP WITH ZENAIDA SEBO (JOBERT AUSTRIA):

Scorpio - Mali ang ginagawa mong paglilihim sa iyong kasintahan. Pero mas mali rin kung aaminin mo ang iyong kalokohan sa kanya.

Bukas, swerte ka sa pustahan, pero malas sa singilan.

Is Nissan ending the production of Teana?

2009 Nissan Teana

Earlier, I read a unsuspecting rumor on the internet saying that Nissan Motor Co., Ltd. will cease production of the Teana midsize sedan, starting next year, because of sluggish sales and the continuation of the strong Yen.

That article was written in Japanese, but I managed to Google translate it.

Is there a possibility that Nissan will cease production of the Teana midsize sedan? Oh my...

新色: ブロンズマイカメタリック

2012 Toyota ist

A new color is added on the Toyota ist for the 2012 model year under the name: Bronze Mica Metallic!

Now, there are a total of nine ist color variations to choose from!

1) White Pearl Crystal Shine

2) Silver Metallic

3) Grey Metallic

4) Black Mica

5) Red Mica Metallic

6) Bronze Mica Metallic NEW!

7) Green Mica Metallic

8) Dark Blue Mica

9) Deep Amethyst Mica Metallic

The 2012MY Toyota ist is available at all Netz dealerships! Come see the new "Bronze Mica Metallic" color!

Scoop: http://autoc-one.jp/news/835225/