Earlier in Banana Split Daily Servings, aside from plane jokes, today's Tongue Tarang Tongue showcased crazy sentences offered by a Pinoy (Ryan Bang), a Japanese (Pooh), and now Spanish (John Prats)
Here's the joke:
1) Pinoy: Judy Ann Santos
Spanish: Esperanza
2) Pinoy: Simot ang wallet
Japanese: Wanakopera
3) Pinoy: Baboy
Spanish: Porque
4) Pinoy: Sa akin lahat ang gastos
Japanese: Puro Abono
5) Pinoy: Sikat na sira ulo
Spanish: La Bida Loca
6) Pinoy: Para kang bago ng bago
Japanese: Dikana Nasenai
7) Pinoy: Hubad na babae
Spanish: Por no Mujer
8) Pinoy: Umiyak si Lea Salonga
Japanese: Saigono Iyaki
Also, Melai Cantiveros, everyone's favorite problem solver, is here for some tips for you, drunkards, to escape the usapang lasing on M3: Melai Mo Magwork.
5) Grow beards, and let the beards do the beer drinking
4) Pretend there's a cockroach in a glass of beer
3) Use camouflage to hide your way from the lasenggeros
2) Pretend you're drunk and GO NUTS!
1) Have your clothes stained in blood and tell them you killed the drunk men.
These are the "escape from usapang lasing" tips courtesy from Melai.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
How the world's fastest roller coaster feels like...
The Ferrari World theme park in Abu Dhabi, UAE, is just one of the many reasons how car enthusiasts from across the globe want to spend cold hard cash for some treats and surprises. And yes, the world's fastest roller coaster, the Formula Rossa, is the star of the theme park.
Imagine how would you feel in Formula Rossa? Just ask Ferrari F1 racers; Felipe Massa and Fernando Alonso.
Massa and Alonso experienced how the Formula Rossa would feel like, and yes, they actually love that ride!
OFWs working in Dubai, best to save up and when its Philippine Summer Time in April and May, bring your family and friends to Ferrari World.
I never though that Dubai packs a lot of surprises.
Monday, November 15, 2010
Skyline
Year: 2010
Filmmaker: Universal Pictures
Cast: Eric Balfour,
Donald Faison,
Scottie Thompson,
Brittany Daniel
Skyline, what is this the Nissan car we love to call it Godzilla, or some skyscrapers we love to see? Nope, not these answers. Skyline is a sci-fi movie that made it more like some alien movies like Alien vs. Predator and Independence Day. This movie highlights on some alien invasion happening in Los Angeles. Aliens want to get some human brains for some life support for other aliens. First off, there was some light coming out, then if a human looks at the light, they will be abducted to death!
First off, Skyline has an eccentric storyline that made sci-fi geeks guessing what just happened, and yes, the storyline is rather ugly to look at it. Humans fighting for survival is somewhat a main theme of this movie, but Skyline has a different point of view.
Geez, hope someone make a better alien invasion movie rather than this, but still Skyline is a fun-to-watch alien invasion movie. As always, better luck next time Strause brothers.
Filmmaker: Universal Pictures
Cast: Eric Balfour,
Donald Faison,
Scottie Thompson,
Brittany Daniel
Skyline, what is this the Nissan car we love to call it Godzilla, or some skyscrapers we love to see? Nope, not these answers. Skyline is a sci-fi movie that made it more like some alien movies like Alien vs. Predator and Independence Day. This movie highlights on some alien invasion happening in Los Angeles. Aliens want to get some human brains for some life support for other aliens. First off, there was some light coming out, then if a human looks at the light, they will be abducted to death!
First off, Skyline has an eccentric storyline that made sci-fi geeks guessing what just happened, and yes, the storyline is rather ugly to look at it. Humans fighting for survival is somewhat a main theme of this movie, but Skyline has a different point of view.
Geez, hope someone make a better alien invasion movie rather than this, but still Skyline is a fun-to-watch alien invasion movie. As always, better luck next time Strause brothers.
Fly Me To The Moon...The Great American Songbook Volume V
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| Fly Me To The Moon...The Great American Songbook Volume V |
Rod Stewart is back to serenade you with the latest installment of Rod Stewart's Great American Songbook series. The Great American Songbook V features more of Rod Stewart's take on some of the most American classics heard such as Beyond The Sea, Fly Me To The Moon, to Moon River. All 12 tracks are contained in this one-disc wonder just to sure that you can have a relaxing wake-up call to deep slumber with Rod Stewart's serenading voice that leaves you relaxed.
It is a hospitable treat to have Rod Stewart back. The Great American Songbook V is a good disc with all 12 tracks to listen and relax after having your rough work. This disc is great to listen while on heavy traffic or nighttime driving. If I load this CD on a car audio while stuck in night time traffic in EDSA, I can chill out and relax as the Rod Stewart songs come flowing through the airwaves.
A great CD perfect as a pre-Christmas treat or as a good Monito Monita gift for something soothing, and yes, nothing's too soothing than Rod Stewart's voice.
TRACK LISTING:
1. That Old Black Magic
2. Beyond The Sea
3. I've Got You Under My Skin
4. What A Difference A Day Makes
5. I Get A Kick Out Of You
6. I've Got The World On A String
7. Love Me Or Leave Me
8. My Foolish Heart
9. September In The Rain
10. Fly Me To The Moon
11. Sunny Side Of The Street
12. Moon River
Luxe
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| Aston Martin Rapide Luxe |
A more luxurious grade for the Aston Martin's flagship sedan, the Rapide, called the Rapide Luxe... geez, this trim sounds classy.
Scoop:
If this Rapide Luxe is out soon, I bet someone will hop on on the more flagship variant, especially James Bond! ^_^
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Eh? Malaysian Lancer EX?!
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| 2011 Proton Inspira |
In Malaysia, Proton officially unveiled the Inspira sedan. This is kind of familiar because the Inspira is the OEM of the Mitsubishi Lancer EX (Galant Fortis in Japan).
Scoop:
Eh? Malaysian version of Mitsubishi Lancer EX/Galant Fortis? This is somewhat eccentric...
2010-2011 Seattle Auto Show
Check out what I dig on this year's Seattle Auto Show at Qwest Field, Seattle, WA!
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