Sunday, April 1, 2012

Mercedes-Benz SL-Class R231


2013 Mercedes-Benz SL-Class



2013 Mercedes-Benz SL-Class interior


It's been almost six decades since the 300SL came out in 1954, serving as the genesis of the Mercedes-Benz's SL, and for years and for years and for years, it spawned five generations of the SL-Class to keep it up with its tradition. Now, in the year 2012, we have this, the sixth SL-Class. It's the evolution of the perfect long-distance cruiser Mercedes-Benz has ever made. For the first time in SL history, it has been now been made almost entirely from aluminum that weighs around 110 kilograms less than it would use the steel technology from the predecessor. This is somewhat of an engineering achievement but how's the design?

First of all, the new R231 looks somewhat like an enlarged version of the current generation Mercedes-Benz SLK-Class R172. Yep, it still has the SLK front, SLK back, and the same SLK interior that was heavily inspired by the SLS AMG. If you parked this car next to the latest SLK, you wouldn't see the difference between the nimble one and its big brother. Heh, it's everyone's game right now. Even though it still has the same MAGIC SKY CONTROL that you get on the latest SLK, the new SL now has a brand new feature called MAGIC VISION CONTROL, a new intelligent, high-efficiency windscreen wiper/washer system that supplies water to the windscreen just in front of the laser-cut wiper blade lip. As a result, when spraying, there are no gushes of water on the windscreen to disrupt visibility, and yet the windscreen is kept clean. Also new is the Frontbass system uses the free spaces in the aluminum structures in front of the footwell for housing the bass loudspeakers. As a result, the new SL features clear, crisp bass sounds that facilitate a concert hall ambiance even with the top down.

At first, you would start with two variants such as the SL 350 BlueEFFICIENCY and SL 500 BlueEFFICIENCY. The SL 350 BlueEFFICIENCY comes equipped with the M 276 engine that produces 306 PS of power and 370 Nm of torque. 0 to 100kph, it will do it in 5.9 seconds, and top speed is limited to 250kph. The SL 500 BlueEFFICIENCY, on the other hand, is armed with the M 278 engine that produces 435 PS of power and 700 Nm of torque. 0 to 100kph, it will do it in 4.6 seconds and the top speed is limited to 250kph. They're both equipped with the 7G-Tronic Plus transmission that allows the driver to shift manually with the flick of the flappy-paddle gearbox. Let's not forget that those SL models do come with an idling stop system to shut the engine off when stopped and start again when the driver hits the accelerator, to save petrol.

I also forgot to tell you that the new SL comes with the new DIRECT SELECT gearshift in the center console - the first vehicle with an automatic transmission to receive this feature. It's a new generation of central gearshift for vehicles featuring shift-by-wire (ShW) transmission technology and the small control lever has a driver-oriented position, being installed on the centre console.

When the new SL comes standard with semi-active adjustable damping, customers may also have an option of an active suspension system ABC (Active Body Control) for enhanced handling but if you go for the AMG Sport Paket, the sports suspension lowers the roadster by ten millimeters, the spring strut and torsion bars are configured to be ten percent more rigid and the parameterization of the adjustable damping is selected in such a way that the sprung mass vibration is dampened more strongly.

Available in 14 colors; Schwarz, Feueropal, Cavansitblau metallic, Cerussitgrau metallic, Diamantweiß BRIGHT metallic, Dolomitbraun metallic, Iridiumsilber metallic, Magnetitschwarz metallic, Obsidianschwarz, Palladiumsilber metallic, Perlbeige metallic, Tenoritgrau metallic, designo magno kristalsilber, and designo zirkonrot.

My Comment;

Although it may be just an enlarged version of the latest version of the SLK, in a terribly confusing way, the new SL-Klass still stays true to its roots after being in service for almost 6 decades and this sixth-generation would stand out from the crowd with its crowning glories. What makes it unique is the new MAGIC VISION CONTROL, front bass, aluminum body, and the new DIRECT SELECT gearshift. Now, if you weren't satisfied with these choices, be patient because the latest SL63 AMG or an SL65 AMG is on the way in the Summer and it will look better as cars can get.

Photo: Mercedes-Benz

Lokomoko in Boracay

So, it's April Fool's Day but the Lokomoko doesn't want to get affected by some April Fools jokes because they were out for their Boracay trip. However, the title reverted back to Lokomoko U, and we're not joking because they mean it. And I do mean, a cast roster of Wendell Ramos, Tuesday Vargas, JC De Vera, Arci Munoz, Alwyn Uytingco, Eula Caballero, Edgar Allan Guzman, Empoy, Rainier Castillo, Valeen Montenegro, Long Mejia, Caloy Alde, Milagring, Mariposa, Luningning, and the Voyz Avenue. We're just getting started!

TANONG KO LANG KULANG...

1) Kung ang halo-halo ba hindi mo hinalo, halo-halo pa din ito?

2) Ang summer class ba ay klase tungkol sa summer?

3) Bakit tinatawag silang dressed chicken eh nakahubad naman?

4) Pwede bang mag sun bathing sa gabi?

...aside from those Boracay-related gags, it seems that Awesome Marie Chan sticks around for another Awesome Show and she interviews some famous songwriter named Mr. Ray Barela

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Driving Music (What is the name of the song on car commercial?) Vol. 33

Whoa, some unusual attacks often happen all the time and it only happens at the blink of an eye. This time, I got another attack from an enemy that left a message saying "audi a1 sportback song commercial 2012". Ugh, petrolheads, petrolheads, petrolheads. When they heard a lyric from a commercial of a new car that was recently launched this year, they would rather attacking the music industry. It's like the motoring industry triumph against the music industry because petrolheads keep stealing music, even the ones from the car commercial, for their own driving pleasure. Where's the balance? Remember that there's a "dispute rejected, claim has been reinstated" policy out there. Shut up or be dead, okay?!

Now for some more five driving musics (car commercial songs) for them to shut up, okay?

5) Golden Chains by ALB (feat. The Shoes) - the song from the Peugeot 208 commercial!

4) Whatever by Oasis - the song from the 2007 Toyota Mark X Zio Japanese commercial

3) Set your Heart by Cyndi Lauper - from the 2008 Toyota Mark X Zio Japanese commercial

2) Smoke Gets in Your Eyes by Jo Stafford - from the 2005 Toyota Premio Japanese commercial

1) Dog Scratched Ear by Henry’s Funeral Shoe - from the US Fiat 500 Abarth "House Arrest" TV commercial starring Charlie Sheen

...and there we are. Another set of five commercial songs. Don't ask that I'm stupid about those because these are randomly selected by my own thoughts and understanding. If attacks happen, I'll be back...

Let's Do The News (March 31, 2012)

It's now time to do the news! And oh! What's the long face, chap? What's wrong? AH! OH MY!

Shakugan no Shana III ending


It was the final episode of Shakugan no Shana III -FINAL- after all! That's it...It's over...

Goodbye Zero no Tsukaima!!!

Goodbye Shakugan no Shana!!!

Those two anime series that revolutionized the "tsundere" craze forever, GONE! (crying)

KUGYU!!!!!!

WE MISS YOU SHANA AND LOUISE!!!!
IT'S THE END OF LIFE FOR THESE TWO TSUNDERES!!!!

(crying continues)

Shana and Louise

(several hours of crying later)

Uh, chaps?

(crying)

Chaps?

(crying)

CHAPS!!!

Can you please stop crying. You guys are O.A. Yes, we did see that ending but good thing we didn't end up crying as idiots, well almost because you guys just did. So, Zero no Tsukaima is gone. Shakugan no Shana is gone. That's it. The two anime that revolutionize the Kugyu tsundere craze are over. Please don't cry now because that is rubbish, well almost rubbish if you see me crying.

Anyway, while everybody in Japan are mourning through the passing of Shana and Lousie (ironically), there's one thing they will cheer them up and that is the visit through the 2012 Anime Contents Expo held at the Makuhari Messe today until tomorrow! Wow! Wish I was here! You bet it is...

Guess you can forget about the sadness felt from Shana and Louise's passing.

Oh! I just realize something! Today is Earth Hour! At 8:30PM, be sure to turn off the lights only for one hour! One full hour only of lights out! That's an order!

Earth Hour

And, moving on! (CRAP!!!) I WENT ON THE INTERNET AND I FOUND THIS!!!

(laughing)

What is it this time Mr. I WENT ON THE INTERNET AND I FOUND THIS?

It's that April 2012 issue of COSMOPOLITAN magazine with My Beloved's Marian Rivera as the cover girl! Wanna see? Sorry but we can't but here's the real deal:


Anyway, I heard that you guys are gone swimming to some hotel, right? Wow, good choice, chap. Good choice. Since it's Wi-Fi, we could be spending more time with us, right? We're not goin' Simsimi, right? Simsimi? What's that? It's an app that you want to chat with the titular Simsimi! Sadly though, I find it too rubbish. Oh, your craving for the most popular apps really turned you off. Recently, you find that whole Draw Something app very disturbing because you can't do normal things when people start yanking around you for turns and turns of drawing and guessing. He he he...

Anyway, about that IDOLM@STER MOBILE i app, it's available only for Japanese iTunes accounts. So sorry.

Anyway, that's the news! Bow!

AMAZING!

The car that caused Top Gear the subject of legal proceedings for defamation and malicious falsehood

Tesla vs. The Stig

This is the car that caused Top Gear the subject of legal proceedings for defamation and malicious falsehood brought by Tesla Motors Ltd and Tesla Motors Inc against the BBC. It's called the Tesla Roadster. It was an electric sportscar produced from California and it was based on the Lotus Elise. Overall it looks good but Tesla said it was nippy. When this one was featured on Top Gear with Jeremy Clarkson on it, this single-gear EV roadster armed with just an electric motor with the size of a watermelon trounced the petrol-powered Lotus Elise on the straights, when suddenly the car's batteries are running flat after 55 miles of heavy use. What is it then this Tesla Roadster?

Wave good-bye to dial and welcome to
the world of Broadband motoring!!!

Tesla Motors was established in California's Silicon Valley in 2003 and this car was made as an announcement back in 2006 that shocked the world where electric cars went through its knees. The first time it was featured was on the 2006 San Francisco International Auto Show held since November 2006 and soon it gained recognition in Los Angeles, Detroit, and Frankfurt. The first Tesla was delivered in 2008 to the brand's co-founder, chairman, and product architect Elon Musk. They produced about 500 units through June 2009 and on the following month, production for the 2010 Tesla Roadster commenced.

Jeremy Clarkson told us that a normal G-Wiz (the one that is slower than a table) comes with old-fashioned batteries that has a speed of a horse but the Tesla is powered by a battery that comes from a laptop. About 6,831 laptop batteries that Clarkson once said. We kinda refer it to the Lithium-ion battery and a three phase AC motor. That motor generates 245HP of power and 198.9 ft-lb of torque. It will do 0-100kph in about 3.7 seconds and top speed limited to 201kph. A fully charged Tesla takes about 3.5 hours long using the High Power Connector which supplies 70 amp, 240 volt electricity; in practice, recharge cycles usually start from a partially charged state and require less time. A fully charged ESS stores approximately 53 kWh of electrical energy at a nominal 375 volts and weighs 992 lb (450 kg).

Jeremy Clarkson told us that it would took about 16 hours when it was charged at the 13 amp socket, which nuclear power generated this. What's the point of this? Perhaps I have no idea that the libel suit by Tesla really pierced through the BBC even though as of now, the High Court in London rejected Tesla's libel claim.

Volt-head vs. the Petrolhead!

Despite all that battle between Tesla and Top Gear, I was kinda more than happy of taking part of the Tesla Roadster, the only electric car that is definitely fun to drive even though it's a RWD. With traction control off, this is so completely bonkers to drive, even in Gran Turismo 5. The sound of sporty silence really broke my silence when my foot is on the pedal of the Tesla and it converted me from petrolhead to volt-head. No wait, make that BIRIBIRI!!!!

Friday, March 30, 2012

The first ever Mazda CX-5 commercial

Mazda CX-5 commercial
Mazda CX-5 commercial
Mazda CX-5 commercial
Mazda CX-5 commercial
Mazda CX-5 commercial
   

Looking at this, chaps? This is the first ever commercial for the Mazda CX-5 with SKYACTIV Technology. THE FIRST COMMERCIAL! THE ONE WITH THE CLEAN DIESEL ENGINE! Get it? This ad also featured Yuto Nagatomo, who served as the SKYACTIV Technology brand ambassador since the Demio (Mazda 2) and the Axela (Mazda 3), which both of them has SKYACTIV TECHNOLOGY.

Sadly though, that song I just heard on the Japanese CX-5 commercial, that's not what we were expecting. It's too original. If your ears are too sharp, try Google search for those lyrics you've just heard on this Japanese CX-5 commercial starring Yuto Nagatomo.

Mazda's CX-5 was launched in Japan since February 2012 and this is the first all-SKYACTIV Mazda ever assembled and it is the first to come with Mazda's Kodo -Soul in Motion- design philosophy. This is the first Mazda to come with a SKYACTIV-D clean diesel technology that has a fuel economy of 18.6km/L based in Japan's JC08 Mode cycle.

"Mahaba-habang inuman..."

On the March 30, 2012 episode of Bubble Gang;

- Coach Calmado blows his fury when he sees something wrong in the basketball game

- "Sinisilipan mo ba ako?" gags

- Bureche's ball-ing around Cheche

- Mr. Assimo's meets the masseur...

Mr. Assimo

- Yang ang dating ng nagpaparty all night with San Pigil Light! Bubble Gang does San Mig Light by gagging this commercial as San Pigil Light. Mahaba-habang inuman...

Bubble Gang does San Mig Light


- How come this fastfood chain served something SUPERSIZE rather than what is featured?

- The O.A. Media Board are here to arrest the actors beacuse... ANG O.A. MO!!!

- Raise the roof? Raise the roof! ALIEN! Welcome to the "ANG BAGONG DATING DOON". Same old Brod Pete and friends, same old answering life's difficult questions. Ask Brod Pete and friends!

Ang Bagong Dating Doon


1) Antonio Aquitania asked "May nasusulat po ba tungkol sa underarm wetness?"

Ang Dating Doon figured out from the book of Michael Jackson 4:24 - Mama say mamasa mama kusa. Mama say mamasa mama kusa. On the book of Michael Jackson 4: 25, there's a cure called "Wetness Protection Program" and it says "I wanna rock with you all night, rock the night away". And by rock, they mean tawas.

2) A PM from someone who lives at Cavite says; "Meron po ba kayong iba pang napapapansin na mali?" This time, the wrong stuff Brod Pete refers to is BUILDING. If they were building something, that's BUILDING, but what if it's completed, it's still called BUILDING? That can't be right.

Also the stuff that can't be right is HOLY WEEK. If the Tagalog word for that is called "Mahal na Araw", perhaps this should have been called Banal na Linggo. "Mahal na Araw" may refer to just one day while Holy Week may refer to just one week. Perhaps the calendar should have been doing the math.

Also the stuff that can't be right is the word COMMUTE. According to the dictionary, commute is a travel some distance between one's home and place of work on a regular basis. For us, we were kinda wrong about using the COMMUTE word.

The TRAFFIC word is also wrong. When we used that word in a sentence and when we said "MATRAPIK!", perhaps we should have do better than that because according to the dictionary, Traffic means vehicles moving on the road or public highway. What we said was a complete opposite! Even the "human trafficking" word just wasn't inappropriate because we might refer to people standing still on the road. He he he...

- IyoTube in Jay-Z's Young Forever featuring Mr. Hudson

- Like manager, like employee, excuses aren't meant to make lusot