Clarkson "Powered Up"

Clarkson POWERED UP

Through the years, we've seen Jeremy Clarkson done the most insane tricks to his sleeves in Top Gear such as performing an odd test drive with the Renault Twingo RS, ruining his face while driving the Ariel Atom, driving the world's smallest car inside the BBC Television Centre, rolling a Reliant Robin, and more. This veteran motoring journalist really has his own "I know what I'm going to do today" list.

But now, things has changed...

This crazed Top Gear veteran stars in his very own original video titled "Powered Up" where he will test out some of the hottest sportscars in the twists and turns of Paul Ricard High Tech Test Track in the south of France. Joining alongside is Top Gear's tamed racing driver that all we know is he's called The Stig and the Formula One racer who represents Lotus-Renault F1 Team (and he's Indian) named Karun Chandhok.

In fact, the real stars in Clarkson's Powered Up are the cars themselves such as the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder Performante, McLaren MP4-12C, Nissan GT-R R35, Ferrari 458 Italia, Eagle Speedster, Ferrari FF, and more, especially the ominous Brutus. These cars featured in Clarkson's Powered Up really puts the adrenaline-pumping action viewers love to see and this original video seems to be highly ambitious in the eyes of Jeremy Clarkson...but rubbish.

Ambitious but rubbish...

Lokomoko Kitchen Nightmares...

What just happened on the November 6, 2011 episode of Lokomoko?

- Kitchen gags

- Joke time with the babies on another Baby Talk. They're joking with the CRIBS!

- A different kind of foundation that some say that they are finding compatible names for babies. All we know is that its called the Sa Ngalan Ng Anak Foundation.

Sa Ngalan ng Anak Foundation

- In Lokomoko's new drama, Babuyan, Suspense flows as Donya Martha argues to Don Lucio, knowing that Angela could be the real child. With such happenings, Margaret drank what it believed to be poison but turned out to be Donya Martha's urine sample (?). Is Angela the real child of Don Lucio? What does Donya Martha's urine sample taste like? Is it sweeter since Donya Martha's diabetic? Find out soon on Babuyan!

- Whose Line Is It Anyhow?!

1) Bakit ba ako ang lagi niyong ginagamit para ayusin ang pagkakamili niyo? - Eraser

2) Bakit ba lagi nyo akong pinapalakpakan? - Lamok

3) Lagi na lang akong inaahas - Gubat

4) Bakit ba turo kayo ng turo sa akin? - Turo-Turo

5) Para ako ng para, hindi nama ako sumasakay - MMDA

6) Kayang-kaya basta't sama sama! - Tingting ng walis

7) Kayo ang boss ko - Emplyeyado

Top Gear postage stamps!

Top Gear Challenges stamps!

Some say that these are a great new world exclusive from the Isle of Man stamps & Coins. Some say these postage stamps could be every car enthusiasts' favorite. All we know is, they call it the TOP GEAR CHALLENGES postage stamps!

There are six stamps to collect, including the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust made by the Top Gear boys, Reliant Robin Space Shuttle (as seen on Season 9 Episode 4 since February 18, 2007), James May's Triumph Herald (as seen on Season 8 Episode 3), and a modified Toyota Hilux in Iceland, moments before the great Eyjafjallajokull Volcano Eruption happened.

Ambitious but rubbish...(knock, knock) that's rubbish...(scratch, scratch)...

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Wow Mali presents BAHAY NI ATE!

Bahay Ni Ate

Because of the popularity of Pinoy Big Brother, now on its 4th season, it seems that Joey de Leon and Doray Alaskadora of WOW MALI set up their own version of the hit reality TV show. In the November 6, 2011 episode, the BAHAY NI ATE is now open for jerking off five potential kasambahays in less than two days...

These five potential kasambahays; Daisy Manikurista, KC Stylist, Luis Barbero, Sandra Masahista, and Melda Labandera (WOW MALI KASABWAT) faced their first challenge and this would be difficult...

While the potential kasambahays are still on the challenge, let's visit some neighborhood but be careful, there's a falling snake in a gag they called it "LAGLAG AHAS". After getting scared by the falling snake, Daisy Manikurista is evicted from the BAHAY NI ATE. Oh well...

In the "AKIN KA" gag, there's an ape on the loose and this ape keeps on saying "Pag lumingon ka, akin ka!"

Okay, back on the BAHAY NI ATE part, the remaining four are doing some sort of hostage drama and only ATE would say bang to test their "ma-arte" skills. Suddenly, KC Stylist and Melda Labandera got evicted on the BAHAY NI ATE. Now, there are two remaining; Luis vs. Sandra!

After watching both Manny Paksiw and Tita Chris got splashed by sodas in "Ang Slow Mo Naman", back at the BAHAY NI ATE, a wild twist was happened. The three ex-housemates; KC, Melda, and Daisy, are here to find out which of these two will win, whether if its Luis or Sandra. However, there was another twist! Melda Labandera was not a kasambahay but a kasabwat ni Ate! Now, for the finale; Luis Barbero is the ultimate winner in the BAHAY NI ATE! Congratulations, you just got WOW MALI! HA! HA! HA! 

Episode 2 of 2012 Camry's The One & Only tackles more on Best in Class MPG

Previously, we saw Lee Min Ho's memory slowly recovered after taking advantage of the reinvented 2012 Camry's Entune System, a new infotainment and telematics system that allows phone connectivity, turn-by-turn navigation, MP3 connectivity, and loads of Entune-enabled apps such as Pandora Radio, Bing, iHeartRadio, Movietickets.com, and more.

Now, in episode 2 of "The One & Only", it tackles more about the Camry's Best in Class MPG. But also, he was shocked that he was a "marked man".

Check it out:

"Love Namin Talaga!"

What just happened on the November 4, 2011 episode of Bubble Gang 4x4?

- Some Emergency Phone Call gags...

- Never underestimate the power of the PULIS BATUTA!

- Two old ladies are trying to mess up with some old man via video shooting on a cellphone!

- Teacher says if you haven't bring the required material like batteries for Science class gets to go home. For Cheche, lending the battery for Bureche made the teacher sent Cheche to go out, with Dad at the carnival!

Cheche Bureche

- Bubble Gang does Chippy, if they can pass the initiation: Spoof this commercial as Choppy...if she can pass the initiation! CHOPPY! LOVE NAMIN TALAGA!

Bubble Gang does Chippy

- Ayt! Ayt! Katahimikan! Katahimikan! Time for some Bubble Gang Pickup Lines!

Sukli

Dahon

1) Neneng, marunong ka bang sumalo? Kasi, nahuhulog ang puso ko!

2) Sana diamond ako. Para matawag mo akong mahal!

3) Kagabi hinid ako makatulog eh. Kasi ikaw ang sinisigaw sa puso ko.

4) Tok-tok-tok-tok-tok! Gusto kong pumasok sa puso mo!

Boy Pick Up

5) Peanut ka ba? Kasi, peanut-tibok mo ang puso ko!

6) Si Sam Pinto ka ba? Kala ko, si Neneng. Yung nga...

7) Pwede mo bang tanggalin ang damit mo? Kasi gusto kong makita ang pakpak ng anghel!

8) Hermes bag ka ba? Kasi, kapatid ni Jeremy si Coney. Anak ni Tita Ledie. Di ko kilala, BOOM!

- One hospital drama goes with beepings...Toot...Toot...Toot...Ding!

- An interview with Dr. Marino, who invented a secret weapon so secret, we'll never know what it is...

Dr. Marino

For Your Eyes Only

- The boys are attending to some seminar to avoid infuriating the ladies...

- IyoTube in Westlife's I Have A Dream

"What is Helsinki Syndrome?" by Richard Hammond

Is this how get for having Helsinki Syndrome?

The Lamborghini Aventador is the newest V12 flagship Lamborghini that shares the success from its half-a-century of predecessors such as the Miura, Countach, Diablo, and Murcielago. It uses an all new 6.5L V12 engine codenamed L539, which is the first all new V12 engine from Lamborghini for almost 50 years and what's surprisingly that a full-year supply of these Aventador models have been sold out since its unveiling at Geneva.

Aventador vs. Murcielago Super Veloce

Where does the Aventador name come from? It was named after a legendary trophy-winning bull in Spanish bullfighting and this bull that bore the number 32 faced a deadly battle with a torero at Zaragoza, Spain, earning the title of "Trofeo de la Pena La Madronera".

With the arrival of Forza Motorsport 4's November Speed Pack, players can now fight against their rivals to the limits on the all new Lamborghini Aventador. In the past, most Lamborghini cars in the past focused only on top speed, acceleration, and handling. For the Aventador, handling comes first while setting top speed to its lower priority but the Aventador can do 0-60mph in 2.9 seconds and flatout, it can do 217mph.

Wish you were home...

It was truly a dream come true for us to see the Aventador in Forza 4 but would we end up getting HELSINKI SYNDROME just like what Top Gear's Richard Hammond said while test driving the Aventador? Remember, the Lamborghini Aventador accumulated a Power Lap Time of 1:16.5 and it's faster than the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport. At first, the Aventador is the scariest Lamborghini ever driven by first timers but as I get used to this Lamborghini, I'm starting to get disappointed because it lacks terror despite impressed from its acceleration and handling. It's not all about pantomime drama theater and this Aventador is the closest thing we get.

The Taming of the Bull at Tsukuba

The Lamborghini Aventador in Forza Motorsport 4 is a dream come true for Forza players who want to try out the newest flagship battle cruiser that is the closest thing from a stealth fighter jet that you will ever seen on the road. Looks like we owe them a big thanks,