Friday, October 7, 2011

SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK - ANG PAGTATAPOS!

We interrupt your moment with some breaking news courtesy of BANANA SPLIT's ANG TV PATROL!

Congressman Winston Castello lifts the Anti-Planking Law! Why? Because, one politician asks that if the Anti-Planking Law continues, this Congressman will get spanked on his back!

Planking!

Everybody planks...

And for Windy Valdez's weather report: Make a wish whatever you want! Who knows, it will get true!

Windy Valdez shows off...

Guess we'll keep that as a souvenir but anyway, the quote for the day is: Sa hinahaba man daw a prosisyon, mas mahaba pa rin ang parada ng Metro Manila Film Festival!

Ryan Bang and some Korean girl

Ryan Bang's here again for KOREPINO! So, the Korean word for Fat or Mataba is Tungtungan but yes, tungtungan is what you placed something from the top. Okay, so what's the Korean word for Let's Go or Tara Na? The Korean word for Tara Na is Kaja (Kadya) but it sounds like what we said on those who are parking their cars.

And now for the ending of "ONCE HAPON A TIME PRESENTS SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK", Gabriel shot Dolores, Aling Maring shot Gabriel, and David shot Aling Maring! Everyone died! THE END! Talk about suspense to the very end...

SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK ENDING!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Songs played on the August 13 episode of Banana Split Extra Scoop?


Question from girlnextdoor:

"alam nyo ba mga title ng opening nila nong aug13 japanese songs help me plzzz"

Hi there! To answer this question, let me put this in chronological order. First, the song was Chichi wo Motomete, which was the closing theme from the classic super robot anime, Voltes V. Then, the theme song of Voltes V. Later, the other song played next was Tokyo Drift from Teriyaki Boyz (as heard from The Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift). After that, the next song played is titled Sweet Soul Revue by The Pizzicato Five. The last song they played on the August 13 opening of Banana Split Extra Scoop? Sorry but I don't know that title...

IBANG-IBA ANG BABAENG KARPINTERO!

Female carpenter


Nowadays, it is redundant to see most carpenters are males. Here in Banana Split's IBANG-IBA SI EBA segment, John Prats examines that what if women takes on carpentry. Heh, never seen a female carpenter? Here in Banana Split, there is!

WE INTERRUPT YOUR CRYING FOR SOME BREAKING NEWS FROM ANG TV PATROL!

After continuous labor strikes from PAL employees, Philippine Airlines resume operations. We know, there was a huge backlog but one PAL spokesperson explains it all...

PAL spokesperson (Badji Mortiz)

PKS? What's PKS? Passengers Kandong System? Geez, I should better kandong next to my neighbor...

Okay, now for Windy Valdez's weather report: It's raining tomorrow, that's it.

Quote for the day: Two heads are better are one pero weird siya.

Now on SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK: To pay for Aling Maring's damages on Gabriel's antique, Aling Maring decided to marry Gabriel. Will Gabriel accept it? Find out soon!

Autech's Killer Elite

Nissan's Customize Car brand, Autech Japan, has just unleashed their KILLER ELITE. That's right, the Autech Rider Black Line has arrived and the Nissan Elgrand, Serena, Cube, and Note will never be the same again.

Autech Rider Black Line Series



The Autech Rider Black Line Series offers the dark side of the Autech Rider series such as a dark chrome front grille, dark chrome bumper grille, dark emblem, xenon headlamps, and sport mufflers. The Serena Rider Black Line, Cube Rider Black Line, and Note Rider Black Line will be available this October 19 while the Elgrand Rider Black Line will come this November.

Nissan Elgrand Rider High Performance Spec

Nissan Serena Rider Performance Spec

If that wasn't enough, Autech Japan unveiled the Nissan Elgrand Rider High Performance Spec and the Nissan Serena Rider Performance Spec. Available this October 19, the Serena Rider Performance Spec provides Body Tune, improved suspension, 17-inch rims, and Yokohama Advan Sport tires. The Elgrand Rider High Performance Spec will have a power output of 300PS and it will be available this November 2011.


Mitsubishi Delica D:3 (BM20)

2012 Mitsubishi Delica D:3


The partnership between Mitsubishi Motors and Nissan goes even further with the introduction of the Mitsubishi Delica D:3, the NV200 Vanette-based addition of the Mitsubishi Delica lineup which consists of the original Mitsubishi Delica D:5 and the Suzuki Solio-based Mitsubishi Delica D:2.


2012 Mitsubishi Delica D:3


It has the same boxy design you've expect from the Nissan NV200 Vanette but on the front, the Mitsubishi Delica D:3 features a different front grille but it does look more similar to the outdated Oliver Boulay-designed pizza grille used in the past Mitsubishi models.


2012 Mitsubishi Delica D:3 interior


On the interior, there is nothing too special about the Mitsubishi Delica D:3. This low-cost Mitsubishi MPV can accommodate up to seven passengers and it offers wide array of seating arrangements that fits your lifestyle. The Delica D:3 features some jersey-style two-tone seats but unfortunately, this is the only interior color available.

The Mitsubishi Delica D:3 uses Nissan's HR16DE engine that delivers 80kW(109PS)/6,000rpm of power, 152Nm(15.5kg-m)/4,400rpm of torque, and 13.2 of fuel economy, thanks to its 4-speed AT mounted on the inside for easy driving.

Available in five exterior colors such as Cool Silver Metallic, Super Black, Bluish Green Metallic, Rose Red Pearl, and White Pearl.

My Comment:
The Mitsubishi Delica D:3 shows that the partnership between Mitsubishi and Nissan goes even further but as for my personal preferences, the Mitsubishi Delica D:3 is not as practical as the Mitsubishi L300 Versa Van. Not an ideal van for me to drive but what makes it up is for small business owners. You know what, it does made me confused.

Photo: Mitsubishi Motors Corporation

New Chrysler 300 SRT8

The all new Chrysler 300 SRT8 is the next best thing to earn your respect to your Mafia family. Besides, not only your Mafia family will earn your respect, but your rival gangsters will be the envy of you, wishing them to get their very own Chrysler 300 SRT8, the ultimate 300 courtesy of Chrysler Group's Street & Racing Technology.


2012 Chrysler 300 SRT8


The new 300 SRT8's exterior design provides a muscular stance to earn respect to the crowd. From its unique front lamps, grille, front bumpers, 20-Inch x 9.0-Inch Aluminum SRT® Design Wheels, and a unique SRT8 badge to the back, we're sure to know that the well-sculpted exterior really matches up to its Mafia looks. The Godfather will surely be choked to death when he saw your ride parking near his penthouse.


2012 Chrysler 300 SRT8 interior


Respect is everything courtesy of the Chrysler 300 SRT8's interior. At its first glance, it looks similar to the regular Chrysler 300 but because this is an SRT8 version, you should expect seeing a host of respectful interior features such as carbon fiber paneling, unique SRT steering wheel, heated and ventilated Sport Leather Bucket Seats, Power Front Driver and Passenger Seats, Driver / Passenger Power 4-Way Lumbar Adjust, and Rear 60 / 40 Folding Seat. In the middle of the instrumental panel comes the 8.4-inch Electronic Vehicle Information Center which provides real-time information on the 300 SRT8. It also provides telemetry and data such as 0-60 mph times, eighth- and quarter-mile times, 60-0 mph braking distances and lateral acceleration figures. That was also applicable to the Uconnect Touch™ 8.4N CD/DVD/MP3/NAV as well.


2012 Chrysler 300 SRT8


Does the new Chrysler 300 SRT8 have a respectful performance courtesy of Street & Racing Technology? Let's find out once and for all. The new 6.4L HEMI V8 on the 300 SRT8 makes 465 horsepower at 6,000 rpm and 465 lb-ft of torque at 4,200 rpm. To provide EPA est. MPG of 16 city/25 hwy, a Fuel Saver Technology was added to provide Variable Cylinder Management, providing this V8 engine to run on fours. The flappy paddle 5-speed semi automatic gearbox sounds convincing but not too exciting because five gears aren't enough for the SRT fan to bring out more "Fear Factor" on racetracks across the USA such as Laguna Seca, Road America, Road Atlanta, and Sebring. To tackle most of America's toughest tracks, the adaptive Bilstein suspension with two driver-selectable modes tackle America's toughest jobs. Set it to Auto mode and it provides more comfort on normal roads and if you set it to Sport mode and it provides sharper handling. For stopping power, the 300 SRT8 is armed with four-piston Brembo calipers for a stronger braking at various turns.

Safety is just a low-profile for the hardcore enthusiasts and the 300 SRT8 has some of its safety features to offer such as Rain-Sensitive Windshield Wipers, Tire Pressure Monitoring Display, Anti-Lock 4-Wheel Disc Performance Brakes, and 3-Mode Electronic Stability Control. The optional SafetyTec provides more safety features such as Adaptive Cruise Control, Blind Sport and Cross Path Detection, Exterior Mirrors with Supplemental Signals, Exterior Mirrors with Courtesy Lamps, Forward Collision Warning, and Rear Fog Lamps. Experienced owners shouldn't rely on these when they're on the racetrack but newcomers should feel free to use these until they are ready to go on the EXTREME difficulty.

First time owners of the new 2012 Chrysler 300 SRT8 are feel free to participate in the SRT Track Experience, where a team of experts show the fundamentals on driving SRT vehicles. To register, go to http://drivesrt.com/srt-track-experience/

The new Chrysler 300 SRT8 offers six color variations such as Bright Silver Metallic Clear Coat, Bright White Clear Coat, Deep Cherry Red Crystal Pearl Coat, Gloss Black, Ivory Tri-Coat Pearl, and Tungsten Metallic Clear Coat.

My Comment:
Respect is everything for the all new Chrysler 300 SRT8 because of the aggressive features that brings respect to the driver. Your Mafia family will be very impressed to see how good is the new 300 SRT8 but the flappy-paddle 5-speed semi-automatic gearbox is not as exciting as the other super saloons. Yeah, right.

Photo: Chrysler Group, LLC.

The whole world bids farewell to Steve Jobs

Obituary to Steve Jobs


Apple's gain is also Apple's loss. The company recently launched the iPhone 4S served as a (so-called) gain but the death of Steve Jobs served as Apple's biggest loss.

Steve Jobs was one of the forefathers of Apple, Inc., who was one of the legendary faces who've revolutionized the Apple brand forever. He died from cancer at the age of 56.

The statement from Apple Inc said that it had lost a visionary and creative genius. In fact, we will never forget Steve Jobs as a legendary genius that helped Apple created the most memorable items such as the Apple I from 1976, Apple II from 1977, Apple Lisa from 1983, Macintosh from 1984, NeXT Computer from 1989, iMac from 1998, iPod series from 2001, iTunes Store from 2003, iPhone from 2007, and iPad from 2010.

A few months ago, Steve Jobs resigned from being Apple's head and his position was passed to Tim Cook. It is said that he had an indefinite medical leave in January without reasons.

It has been an honor to have Steve Jobs because Apple Inc wouldn't gotten this big if it weren't from him. Thank You Mr. Steve Jobs for everything to help Apple stand up against the competition no matter how bad today's economy is. The global community would like to express their heartfelt condolences to the death of Mr. Steve Jobs.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs: 1955-2011