Sunday, October 2, 2011

Renaultsport Clio in ANGELS & DEMONS

2012 Renault Clio RS Ange & Demon


Sorry, this isn't about a movie titled "ANGELS & DEMONS". We're talking about a special edition Renaultsport Clio (Renaultsport Lutecia in Japan) called "Ange & Demon" which translates to "ANGEL AND DEMON" and its available only in 666 units across Europe but in the United Kingdom, this will be called the Renaultsport Clio Raider and its limited to 50 units.

This special edition features three matte colors such as Toro Red, Giver Nacre, and Hologramme Grey, all of which feature a gloss black finish at the top, upper tailgate, rear spoiler, rear diffuser, F1-style blade in the front bumper, door handles, exterior door mirrors.


Verdict: This is how the Renaultsport Clio comes to the Vatican in search of the Illuminati conspiracy just like the ANGELS & DEMONS movie. 

On the Mayo Chiki finale...

Behind these Natsuru and Aria disguises
are actually Masamune and Kureha on the final episode
of Mayo Chiki!


What an unsuspecting surprise happened on the Mayo Chiki finale...

You thought that Natsuru Seno from Kampfer and Kanzaki H. Aria from Hidan no Aria were on that episode but you were wrong. That's just actually Masamune Usami (CV: Mariya Ise) and Kureha Sakamachi (CV: Kana Hanazawa) in disguise. Get it? Masamune and Kureha disguised themselves as Natsuru Seno from Kampfer and Kanzaki H. Aria from Hidan no Aria

Looks like Media Factory Bunko J's done it...

Saturday, October 1, 2011

THE NEW BMW M5 (F10)

Now, I'm very confident that this is the kind of Bimmer you will probably drive it on the upcoming Forza Motorsport 4. Are you ready?


2012 BMW M5


Welcome the all new BMW M5 and this high-performance model uses the BMW F10 5-Series as its foundation to create an ultimate competitor against the Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG and the upcoming Audi S6. As unexpected things happened in the world of high-performance cars, the new BMW M5 lost some of its "Fear Factor" such as the V10 engine and the manual transmission. So, what makes the new M5 an M5?


2012 BMW M5


This is how a "Nerd On A Wire" would feel like and once you yelled "Let's Go By Stretcher", the all new BMW M5 is your stretcher on steroids, I mean, the executive sedan on steroids. On the exterior design, everything was penned from the BMW F10 5-Series except for the M5, it has some of its exclusive details such as a quad exhaust, aggressive front bumper, black kidney grille, exclusive side mirrors, side gills, side sills, 20-inch alloy wheels, and a rear spoiler. The new exterior provides a Spartan look and feel to the driver who just can't get enough of this.


2012 BMW M5 interior


The new BMW M5 has an hospitable interior that lies underneath its Spartan exterior. Once you get inside, it feels like you are in control of the fastest executive sedan in the market. Although it may feature an available rear seat entertainment system, BMW iDrive feature, ConnectedDrive, climate control, and loads of technological features, the new BMW M5 offers exclusive interior details such as the BMW M seats, BMW M Leather Steering wheel with some unique stitching on it, and gearshift paddles. You might feel like you're the king of the autobahn once if you sit inside the all new BMW M5.


S63B44 engine


We are very confident that the all new BMW M5 shying away from its "Fear Factor" such as a manual transmission and a big V10 engine. Of course, BMW M's promise that all upcoming models will be equipped with turbocharged engines, unlike Mercedes-Benz's AMG that promises a turbo-only lineup but their portfolio only covers not only turbocharged models but also the most redundant Natural Aspiration models such as the Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG, and the upcoming SLK55 AMG which features a technology similar to Honda's Variable Cylinder Management. Okay, now onto the F10 BMW M5, this high-performance model is equipped with the new S63B44 engine. This 4.4L V8 TwinPower Turbo engine produces 560PS/6000–7000rpm of power output, 680Nm/1500–5750rpm of torque output, and 0-100kmh in 4.4 seconds. The 7-speed M double clutch transmission with Drivelogic provide fast gear changes and those performance figures are user-defined and save it on the M Drive buttons. The M Servotronic provides more resistance at high speeds, providing maximum precision with the added comfort. Other features that can be highly beneficial to the M5 are the Active M Differential for balance, and M Compound Brakes for the maximum stopping power. The new BMW M5 is proven to be economical thanks to to its regenerative braking system and idling stop function for optimized fuel economy and low CO2 emissions, for a cleaner driving no matter what.

The new BMW M5 offers 8 color variations such as Saphirschwarz metallic, Havanna metallic, Silverstone metallic, Spacegrau metallic, Imperialblau Brillianteffekt metallic, Monte Carlo Blau metallic, Singapur Grau metallic, and Alpinweiß.

My comment:
The all new M5 may have lost some of its BMW Fear Factor to make way of its new twin turbo engine and 7-speed DCT, but this is one of the finest masterpieces BMW M Power created just for keeps but if I have to think that this car is built entirely for businessmen (not the Apprentice, Dragon's Den, Richard Branson, helicopters, or hostile takeovers), dull businessmen who are working from Swindon, like what Richard Hammond says in a Top Gear episode where the Vauxhall VXR8 and HSV Maloo R8 takes place, I say it's fine because some customers might want to spill the new BMW M5 silver or black paint and a hint of wood on the interior but whatever, this how the life the new BMW M5 is meant to be but with the turbo engine, I bet that whoever likes it would be a bad businessman or someone who's not a businessman.

Photo: BMW AG

BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 10/1/11

Before we proceed, here's today's HOT ISSUE:

1) Lucky Manjano at Jennylyn Mechado, aamin na nga ba sa kanilang namumuong relasyon?

MJ Flip Eh

Jennylyn Mechado

Lucky Manjano

2) CHIKA REACT: Bimby, di pabor kay Diether Ocamp na maging boyfriend ng kanyang mommy Kris!

3) CHIKA REACT: Ate Gay, binatikos ng Philippine Medical Association dahil sa pose nitong may hawak na sigarilyo sa cover ng isang magasin!

4) CHIKA REACT: Boy Abunda, may galit sa dati nitong alagang si Erik Santos dahil napabayaan daw ni Tito Boy ang career niya!

5) BLIND ITEM: Komedyante feeling gwapo kaya nagkalat sa mall show.

6) BLIND ITEM: Komedyante, muntik na iwan ng eroplano! Engot! :P

...and now for some CLOWN IN A MILLION:

First up, there's Jill Masalonga from Pasig City. Looks like she have a solution to her financial problems and it's none other than some CALL CENTER AGENCY! Later, there's Michael Kalaw from Taytay, Rizal. ARE YOU HAPPY? GOOD! Whoa! Look's like it's getting personal! And finally, there's Virgilio Soliman Gulod from Bulacan! Hey! Why is he's acting like Leo Martinez? Never mind, but still, he's good anyway... Okay, now's he's acting like Bert Tisoy. Of course, this is "to each of their own".

One will win and the winner is... Michael Kalaw from Taytay, Rizal. THE BIGGEST CLOWN IN A MILLION is up for the challenge!

What does Hyundai had something that the Germans didn't have?

2012 Hyundai i30


What does Hyundai had something that the Germans didn't have? Just ask the CEO of Volkswagen, Martin Winterkorn, as he went inside the all new Hyundai i30 and he was impressed about what Hyundai have that the Germans never had.



Looks like the Germans are getting upset about Hyundai's NEW THINKING, NEW POSSIBILITIES,,,

Aluminum Mustang!



"The first all-aluminum body Mustang in the world and it was made by a Filipino craftsman"

Top Gear Philippines visited media personality and classic-car collection, Cito Beltran, who fashioned an iconic old-fashioned Mustang with, and if you're sitting down, aluminum body. He claims that this is the world's first all-aluminum Mustang in the world and wow, that made me smiled to see a resurrected muscle car made of something precious.

Friday, September 30, 2011

BEER BELLIES!

We interrupt your laughter for some breaking news courtesy of BANANA SPLIT'S ANG TV PATROL NEWS AND OTHER AFFAIRS!

PNP is taking action against cops who have "beer bellies" because a cop's belly shouldn't reach the 34-inch limit or else, these fats will be taken of by some "itak" or "jungle bolo"!

The chief of Police

That sounds painful but this is for a good cause...

On SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK...Aling Maring broke another one, which is another vase in a form of a dog. What would Aling Maring do? Tune in on Monday to find out!

And time for Windy Valdez's weather report: PAGASA said it will rain. Her mom said it will not. If she believed in PAGASA, her mother will get angry. If she believed in her mother, PAGASA will be angry. But that's okay, because her mom works at PAGASA! Get it?