Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Two Alphas are better than one!

Alpha Bert and Alpha Boy Regino


Kuya Jobert as Alpha Bert and Igi Boy as Alpha Boy Regino sprung into action as they saw a beautiful woman got injured and can't get up. Alpha Bert and Alpha Boy Regino tries to help the injured woman but this is complicated. All they need now is a SUKLAY some man is using. The word is "SUKLAY" and replace the letter U with an A. Ta-da! SAKLAY! A woman got a saklay to help thanks to the Alpha duo of Jobert and Igi Boy! That's Alpha Bert and Alpha Boy Regino to you!

Another three things Banana Split wished you not to do it or else "ANG O.A. MO!"

Number One: Afriad of tule but you're 30

30 years old but afraid of tule

Number Two: When your child asks a simple question, you answered very complicating...

So much to know

Number Three: You're even more freaked out than your child upon a cockroach encounter

Ipis freak out!!!

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

The Next GS?

Lexus LF-Gh Concept '11


Toyota Motor Corporation unveiled the concept premium hybrid sedan, the LF-Gh (Lexus Future Grand Touring Hybrid), ahead from its New York debut!


The question was, could this be the next Lexus GS?!

Infiniti M Hybrid

2012 Infiniti M35h
*The Nissan Fuga Hybrid (HY51) is sold as the Infiniti M Hybrid in the United States

Infiniti's first full-fledged hybrid premium sedan, the Infiniti M35h, is not your typical hybrid premium sedan built for the green wealthy people who want to indulge in something extravagant while keeping their commitment to the environment. The Infiniti M35h targets the likes of the Lexus GS450h and the Lincoln MKZ Hybrid and by comparison, the Infiniti M35h is faster, more fuel tank capacity, more room, and more fuel efficient than these hybrid premium sedans offered.

At first glance, the Infiniti M35h is armed with the hybrid version of the VQ35HR engine, producing a standard power output of 303hp/6800rpm and the torque output of 264 lb·ft/4800 rpm. However, there's a catch; the exclusive Infiniti Direct Response System reaches the M35h's VQ35HR hybrid engine to a full potential, thanks to the 50kW electric motor, guaranteed to hear some sinister "ready to attack" sounds that no other hybrid sedans done it before and it can reach 6 seconds on the 0-60mph run, making a grand power output of over 360hp as advertised. It even comes with a 7-speed automatic transmission that has no torque converter, making it a smooth-shifter on the long and winding roads. Like most hybrid sedans in the world, the Infiniti M35h comes with the regenerative braking system that can recharges the Lithium-ion battery while going for a full brake. It can be essential with the electronic booster assist.

In comparison, the Infiniti M35h stacks up against the Lexus GS450h because the fuel economy of the M35h has 32MPG highway while the GS450h garners 25MPG. That's good news but the bad news is, the M35h is not worthy against the Americanized Lincoln MKZ Hybrid because the MKZ Hybrid garners 36 of those miles per gallon highway.

My Comment:


With the exclusive Infiniti Direct Response System armed and ready on the M35h's VQ35HR hybrid engine, it was surely enough to gain the power of a V8 engine while gaining a fuel economy of a four-cylinder engine. Surely a hybrid car with 360hp and 32 MPG highway is a sure fiery thing but the sinister M35h has a sinister "ready to attack" attitude to blow away the competition.

Photo: Infiniti

STILL Bumuhos man ang ulan...

Hey there! This is Leopaul again!

What a painful day, huh? Yesterday, Japan got hit by another aftershock and later, the Fukushima crisis was risen to the maximum level of 7, the worst of its kind since the Chernobyl crisis.

I saw that on NHK World via my iPod Touch 4. ( ̄ー ̄)

Looks like our lives are still Bumuhos Man Ang Ulan...

Yayakapin kita, ng walang hanggan, bumuhos man ang ulan ng walang hanggan...

Ugh... there goes that sad song from the pinoy version of Green Rose...( ̄ー ̄)

If I hear that song again on Tambayan 101.9, I would burst my tears to anyone...( ̄ー ̄)

(CRYING HYSTERICALLY)

7.4 percent of Lamborghini buyers in 2010 were women (No, Kiyama-sensei's Gallardo doesn't count)

Screenshot from the Railgun finale


According to a TrueCar.com study, about 7.4 percent of Lamborghini customers were actually females, ahead from the two sports car brands, Lotus and Ferrari, and sits behind Maybach in the list of car brands with the most female purchases.

That looks more of a coincidence but the numbers don't lie. Honestly, men would go for high-performance cars while women would go for cheap, fuel-efficient, cars. Based on that survey, the Volkswagen New Bettle is a women's pick with 60.6% female customers while the Porsche 911 is considered manly because 87.9% of the customers are male.

I guess trends are always applied to cars as well, and it doesn't matter if you are a man or a woman, unless you have a driver's license and have enough cash to buy a new car. Decisions are always up to them...

Magic Singh drops something, Kuya Jobert pulls out his yoyo tricks

"AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"


Another magic trick from Magic Singh happened on the April 12 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings! On that trick, he covered Rasheed with his coat and he said HARA HARA KING KING. After that, Rasheed dropped from the cliff! AHHHH!!!!!

Kuya Jobert got tangled by his yoyo

With Rasheed got pushed over by Magic Singh again, Kuya Jobert pulls out his own yoyo tricks. He showed his weird yoyo tricks to Jayson Gainza, and Kuya Jobert ended up being tangled by his yoyo!

There was another three things that can be fortunate but unfortunate in the end in another SWERTENG MALAS

Case One: Encountered a genie in a lamp but turned out to be expired

Case Two: Got past the MMDA officer when beating the red light but your can got run out of gas

Case Three: You got three women but later belong to tough men

Monday, April 11, 2011

What did we learn about the Fountain of Youth according to Kuya Keem?

Well, looks like we got another lesson from Banana Split Daily Servings' Mutanglawin on that April 11 episode as Kuya Keem explains more on the Fountain of Youth. Instead of asking more, Kuya Keem tries the water coming out from the Fountain of Youth. After drinking it, Kuya Keem transformed to a...

Baby Kuya Keem doll

A BABY DOLL! xD

The Art Throb made a star!

Is it possible to make a star out of a round shape? We know we can't but only the Art Throb can!

Check out another three things Banana Split don't want you to do it or else, ANG O.A. MO!!!

Number One: Can't sleep but what bothers is just a tiny piece of munggo seed

"Mommy, I can't sleep!"

Number Two: You want to have someone to pull her white hair but not your mother and instead, your 80-year old granny

Good luck pulling those white hair

Number Three: Reactions like "Eeewww!! Yuck!!! Germs!!! Virus!!! I need an operation!!" if you got sneezed by someone else

So much O.A. for Kiray! xD

Remember what Jason Francisco said, don't do anything O.A. if you don't want others calling you "ANG O.A. MO!"