Monday, November 28, 2011

Formula One 2011 Finals

The Formula One Grande Premio Petrobras Do Brasil 2011 held at Autodromo Jose Carlos Pace in Sao Paulo, Brazil, marks the end of the Formula One 2011 season with Red Bull Racing came a 1-2 finish. Red Bull Racing's Mark Webber emerged as the victor of the Brazilian GP race and Sebastian Vettel, 2-time world champ came 2nd despite gearbox problems.

F1 racers Vitantonio Liuzzi, Lewis Hamilton, Pastor Maldonado, and Timo Glock were retired from the race after facing several problems.


And the 2011 Formula One season came to a climax with Sebastian Vettel emerged as the Formula One 2011 World Champ, while Jenson Button was in 2nd place and Mark Webber's in 3rd place. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS!

Wow Mali pranks - November 27, 2011

Pranks pulled on the November 27, 2011 episode of Wow Mali:

1) Doray Alaskadora - Doray teaches us how to get rid of our blackheads and some acne with her tongs!

Do you have blackheads?

2) Takbo Para Sa Federacion - The Wonder Gays are running for their cause!

3) Surprise Goons - Don't let someone letting you inside because inside, there are goons waiting to kick your butt...with squirters!

4) Sirit Softdrinks - The classic "put a Mentos in a softdrink" trick really kicked the victims' butts.

5) Binti plus Binti - We meant to say that his legs must have mean "Twenty".

6) Star Confusion - On everyone's favorite Wow Mali segment, Star Confusion, Mel Martinez and Angelica Jones got confused!

Mel Martinez

Angelica Jones

7) Leon Guerero - Don't worry, this lion won't eat you. He wants to say hi!

8) Like Father, Like Son - Little boy asks his dad what's the meaning of those confusing words. Dad explains very confusing meanings. Better get your dictionary!

- Deficient - ang pasyente?

- Delight - ang ilaw?

- Unstable - ang lamesa?

- Terminate - inaanay?

- Intuition - matrikula?

Sunday, November 27, 2011

BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 11/26/11

That's right. Six contestants left and if five are remaining, no more immunity. However, the remaining five will have goodies from Union Appliances.

The remaining six; James, Mimi, Leo, Onse, Super Tekla, and Karen pulled out their Flip Top rap battles.

The result; Karen Dematera has the best Flip Top! James Caraan countered his elimination thanks to his immunity from the previous round. So for now, nobody's booted off and the six clowns will compete for the Top 5 spot. No immunity, that's it. As said, the Top 5 will get goodies from Union Appliances. Tune in to Banana Split to see if your clown make it to the top 5!

TVR reborn!

TVR Sagaris


Blackpool-based sportscar maker, TVR, seems to be now turned into somewhat an endangered brand, the way things were until now, Russian businessman, Nikolai Smolensky, plans to revive the TVR by restarting production in the United Kingdom and you will never guess what comes in their TVR price list.

All of the TVR names; Sagaris, Tuscan, Cerbera, Chimaera, and Griffith, will cost 99,600 British Pounds Sterling or an estimated 7,000,000 Philippine Pesos and they are built "on order to the individual specification of the customer". However, most TVR models will be fitted by a 6.2L V8 engine that produces 426hp of power and 420lb-ft of torque, LSD, aircon, central locking, leather seats, stainless steel exhaust, CD Radio, and USB Connectivity!

Own a TVR in the past? They can upgrade your old TVR with the 6.2L V8 but it will cost you 36,000 British Pounds Sterling or an estimated 2.5 million Philippine Pesos!

Sounds expensive but we're glad that TVR's back from the grave!

Toyota 86 revealed!

Toyota 86

When the FT-86 Concept was premiered at the 2009 Tokyo Motor Show, it seems that Toyota's trying the step to return to its sportscar roots. Well, over the years since the MR-S discontinued, Toyota never made sports cars but interests belong to its luxury brand, Lexus, for the LFA supercar. Now, Toyota revealed the much awaited production version of the FT86 Concept under the name "Toyota 86". I'm not sure if this is the official name to be used on Toyota's sportscar that was a joint venture between Toyota and Subaru. I read some reports that the name will be "GT86" but still we don't know what's the name will be...

Anyway, to commemorate the revelation of Toyota 86, Japanese motoring journalist Manabu Kawaguchi test drives the pre-production Toyota 86 models.



Yes. I'm glad that Toyota's back. FUN TO DRIVE, AGAIN! The Toyota 86 will come out in the Spring of 2012.

The naughty Volvo S60 in Forza Motorsport 4

Journey to the wedding


A game like Forza Motorsport 4 never gotten this naughty because the arrival of the NAUGHTY VOLVO served this point. The naughty Volvo S60 R-Design is going to be the naughtiest Volvo you will only meet on Forza 4.

Imagine if this is our car to Tagaytay?!

This Volvo S60 R-Design is a T6 AWD model. I'd say that this model is powered by a turbocharged 3.0L 6-cylinder engine that produces 300HP of power and 324LB-FT of torque. When I got inside this NAUGHTY VOLVO, it feels like that this is somewhat a good alternative to the Subaru Legacy B4 BM9 but this NAUGHTY VOLVO is always ready to have a massive fistfight. I should say that this makes me losing my cool when I drive it too long. In multiplayer, this car always trying to show its "BEDLAM & BRAWLS" to its rivals.

This is going to be a naughty Top Gear episode, yet!

Classified as a B-Class vehicle, the Volvo S60 seems to be perfect for a game of soccer or Keep The It but it's the owners' judgement that decide the fate of the naughty Volvo S60 R-Design. We know, you might like it from the looks of it but would you like it for its performance? Not sure but be patient.

Naughty Stig is coming!

Despite my experiences with this, I am very glad to see Forza Motorsport 4 featured this Naughty Volvo S60.


Forte Hatchback vs. i30 vs. Cruze5

2011 Kia Forte Hatchback


2012 Hyundai i30

2012 GM Korea Chevrolet Cruze5

The Forte Hatchback, new i30, and the Cruze5. What does these three have in common? They're both made in Korea and these Korean-made hatchbacks deserve a ship's passage to Cagayan, well kind of...

First off, the Kia Forte Hatchback was launched in South Korea since September 2010 as the expansion for the Kia Forte lineup. As of now, all Kia Forte models are equipped with the 1.6-L Gamma GDI I4 petrol engine that produces 140hp of power and 17.0kg-m of torque. AT versions can accumulate 15.7km/L while MT versions can accumulate 16.6km/L.

Then, the Chevrolet Cruze5 is the debutante and an additional model to the Korean-made Chevrolet Cruze. Since March 2011, the Daewoo Lacetti Premiere has been renamed to Chevrolet Cruze as part of shaking off the criticized Daewoo brand to make way for Chevrolet's South Korea launch. Unlike the Forte Hatchback, which is available only in petrol engine, the Cruze5 is available in 1.8L ECOTEC petrol and 2.0 VCDi diesel engine. Sadly, no manual transmission offered, just a 6-speed automatic transmission. First, the 1.8L ECOTEC petrol engine produces 142hp of power and 17.8kg-m of torque. It can achieve a fuel economy of 13.7km/L. That petrol engine powered the Cruze5 is proven to be more powerful than the Forte Hatchback. Here on the 2.0L VCDi engine, it produces 163hp of power, 36.7kg-m of torque, and 15.9km/L of fuel economy.

Lastly is the second-generation Hyundai i30. Launched in Korea since October 20, 2011, the second-generation Hyundai i30 is the second member of Hyundai's new Premium Youth Lab sub-brand. Like the previous model, the Hyundai i30 uses a platform lifted from the Hyundai Avante/Elantra. It follows the "Fluidic Sculpture" design philosophy and this design for the new i30 is dubbed as the "Aero Active" concept. Surprisingly though, the new i30 features Flex Steer, which allows the driver to switch through three different modes; Comfort, Normal, and Sport. I kinda like the Sport mode because it sharpens the suspension system and this makes the new i30 feel more European to handle. Although it has a GDi 1.6L engine lifted from its Forte Hatchback cousin, the new i30 also comes with a 1.6 CRDi-VGT diesel engine that produces 128hp of power and 26.5kg-m of torque. An i30 1.6 VGT with 6-speed auto can go as much as 20km/L while the i30 1.6 VGT with 6-speed manual can go as much as 23.0km/L. Unlike the Forte Hatchback, the new i30 has a BlueSaver variant which uses IDLE STOP & GO that allows its 1.6 GDi engine to shut off automatically when stopped, providing reduced emissions and 17.3km/L of fuel economy.

So the verdict is that the new i30 is more fuel efficient and more fun to drive than the Kia Forte Hatchback and the Chevrolet Cruze 5. That's not the end of it because the new i30 has an impressive looking design but that's only in the front. The Cruze5 has a better looking rear that is somewhat original. The Forte Hatchback? Well, better luck next time.