Can a toy cell phone act like a real cell phone? Just ask Magic Singh!?

Magic Singh is holding the boy's
toy cell phone

Can a toy cell phone act like a real cell phone? With Magic Singh, you can have your toy phone act like a real phone, but be warned, a phone call straight from the toy phone can cost you thousands of pesos! Ouch!

While if its too early, Banana Split played us another game of Hula-Hulaan! Madali Lang! Please Hear It! Hula-hulaan, Just Name It! Here are the Q&A on that segment;

Question 1: Weather Man ng bayan, love ng madlang people, maging mapanuri nang mahulaan, siya si.....

Answer: Kuya Kim Atienza

Question 2: Galing sa PBB, ginagaya si Tito Boy, taga-pulot ng bata sa dagat, siya si...

Answer: Jayson Gainza

Question 3: Magaling na singer, asawa niya si Dingdong, sumikat sa "Parang Di Ko Yata Kaya", siya si...

Answer: Jessa Zaragoza

Alpha Bert vs. Letter Man Round 2!

Letter Man turns TUBIG into LUBID

Alpha Bert attacks by turning
BATO into TAO

What the fudge! Son of a bee! It's the second round of Alpha Bert (Jobert) vs. Letter Man (Jason Francisco) in the April 28, 2011 episode on Banana Split Daily Servings! After Letter Man robbed some money at the bank, he encountered some man and then Letter Man turned the man into a rock! Alpha Bert sprung into action! Letter Man attacked Alpha Bert by turning TUBIG into LUBID. With Alpha Bert out from the LUBID, he attacks Letter Man by throwing some BATO. While the BATO goes airborne, Alpha Bert turned BATO into TAO, reverting the rock back to a human and body slammed Letter Man! Alpha Bert wins!

Look out stupid O.A. people, because Banana Split warns against the O.A. by showing up another three stupid things Banana Split don't want you to do it in ANG O.A. MO!

Number One: Adjusted the clock by 12 hours!

It's 7:00 AM!

Number Two: You think the lightest was the heaviest to lift!

Too heavy for something light

Number Three: Second-hand newspapers for sale!

Newspapers for sale

Another mishaps with Magic Singh again! This time, Magic Singh tries to take some of the load off from the woman's bag. The woman thinks this bag's too heavy. When Magic Singh goes HARA HARA KING KING, her bag is empty, leaving no trace of her stuff!

Magic Singh tries to take some
of the load off

Ang TV Patrol Text Joke: Nagpaalam si Inday "Ma'am, uwi na po ako ng probinsya. "Nagpaalam ka na ba sa sir mo?" Tanong ni ma'am. Sagot ni Inday, "Nauna na po siya. Dun na daw po kami magkikita." Unfortunately, 6,789 viewers are not laughing while 4,322 viewers laughed. According to guest star Maja Salvador, those 6,789 viewers who did not laugh at Inday's joke were the wives who lost their husbands to the kasambahays.

Carte Blanche Limited Edition

Carte Blanche Limited Edition

This is the Carte Blanche limited edition packaging in collaboration with Bentley. The covering shaped like the Bentley Continental GT, which is James Bond's new car on his mission to Dubai. This latest novel was written by Jeffrey Deaver, who wrote 28 novels that sold over 20 million copies globally.

It is limited to 500 copies and it costs 1000 British Pounds (about 72,000 pesos estimate). Pre-orders are open on http://www.007carteblanchebentley.com/ so for those who are willing to get the special version should buy it immediately before its gone for good.

The latest Bond novel, Carte Blanche, is set to be on sale this late May 2011.

Aston Martin V8 Vantage S and V8 Vantage S Roadster

2012 Aston Martin V8 Vantage S

The custom variant of the Aston Martin V8 Vantage, the V8 Vantage S, proves that this brand truly has a fighting stance in the world of sports cars. The custom version of the V8 Vantage, the V8 Vantage S, draws inspiration from its big brother, the V12 Vantage and its available in coupe and roadster. The body-colored bumpers, LED rear lamps, sporty rims, and every sporty detail made this grand tourer more ultimate than the original V8 Vantage. Those who are looking for some real thrills should consider the Aston Martin V8 Vantage S Coupe while for those who want some open air fun should consider the Aston Martin V8 Vantage S Roadster.

No matter which model you are up to, the V8 Vantage S is packed with the 4.7 litre V8 engine that delivers 430 bhp of power and 361 lb.ft of torque. The new V8 Vantage S can accumulate a maximum top speed of 189 miles per hour and grudgingly consumes 21.9 mpg EC combined. Both the V8 Vantage S and the V8 Vantage S Roadster are fully equipped with the 7-speed Sportshift semi-auto transmission that can be set to Manual Mode for manual shifting fun at the road ahead.

With safety is Aston Martin's priority, the V8 Vantage S is equipped with the safest features such as ABS brakes, electronic brake assist, Dynamic Stability Control, and traction control system. There are tons of driver aids include Cruise control, Hill hold assist, Rear parking sensor, and Servotronic speed sensitive power steering. Dual stage Driver/Passenger Airbags and Tire pressure monitoring system comes equipped on the V8 Vantage S. Don't forget when you're in there.

My Comment:


As a custom variant of the V8 Vantage, the Aston Martin V8 Vantage S is target for the hardcore car enthusiasts who are looking for some pleasures of a clean getaway. Those guys who put on their leather-scented man perfume, strapped on their business suit, and getting ready for their next getaway should be prepared for this ultimate grand touring V8 monster. This could be Aston Martin's star of the show.

Photo: Aston Martin

LOVE IT! 2011 Dodge Charger Cop Car Fast Five BTS キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!

With Dodge Charger team up with Universal Pictures for Fast Five, coming in North American theaters this Friday, Dodge and Universal Pictures continues to build hype around the 2011 Dodge Charger by offering us a behind-the-scenes video of the quarter mile drag race with Brian (Paul Walker), Dom (Vin Diesel) and the boys racing with the hijacked Dodge Charger Cop Car at the streets of Rio.

Who will win the million dollar quarter mile race? Watch Fast Five in theaters this late April at North American theaters. It will showing in Philippine theaters this early May and in Japan this autumn.

The truth behind the Barasoain Church illustration at the old 10-peso bill according to Kuya Keem

Another Magic Singh hijinks at the April 27 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings! He's trying to see if three men come crossing to the tree, they're gone.

Three men are still here!

Don't worry, Magic Singh's magic always cheat. LOL

There's a cat in the Barasoain church illustration
at the old 10-peso bill

Is there really a cat at the top of the Barasoain Church illustration at the old 10-peso bill? Mutanglawin Kuya Keem explained why while he was at the Barasoain Church replica. Maybe the cat at the illustration does exists after all and attacked Kuya Keem!

There were another three things Banana Split don't want you to do it on another ANG O.A. MO!

Number One: An extremely high price for a special halo-halo.

How much is this special halo-halo?

Number Two: Showing your singing talent when unnecessary.

Singing

Number Three: Pretending to commit suicide so your friends can stop you.

Get down, moron!

Promise them not to do it or else, ANG O.A. MO!

Ang TV Patrol Text Joke of the Day: Ano ang tawag kina Batman at Robin pagkatapos silang masagasaan ng pison? The answer is Flatman and Ribbon. About 3,554 viewers laughed on the joke while 12 viewers did not according to guest star Maja Salvador.

The PSN account's "Swerteng Malas"

If Natasha alyas Ansha says;

"Swerte ka kung meron kang PSN (Playstation Network) account pero ang malas mo kung may isang taong nag-hack sa PSN account mo."

This caused an outrage among PSN account users. Most of them will never gonna play online with games like Metal Gear Online, SOCOM 4, or even use the Ad-Hoc Party function to play Monster Hunter Freedom Unite and Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker cooperatively.

In other related terms, some anonymous hacker hacked our PSN account, our names, addresses, zip codes, almost everything. Oh, damn it, damn it, damn it!

Further reading: http://www.eweek.com/c/a/Security/Sony-PlayStation-Network-Data-Breach-Compromises-77-Million-User-Accounts-208028/

Even I got affected on this issue!

ANG MALAS KO NAMAN...(-_-;)