Driving Music (What is the name of the song on car commercial?) Vol. 33

Whoa, some unusual attacks often happen all the time and it only happens at the blink of an eye. This time, I got another attack from an enemy that left a message saying "audi a1 sportback song commercial 2012". Ugh, petrolheads, petrolheads, petrolheads. When they heard a lyric from a commercial of a new car that was recently launched this year, they would rather attacking the music industry. It's like the motoring industry triumph against the music industry because petrolheads keep stealing music, even the ones from the car commercial, for their own driving pleasure. Where's the balance? Remember that there's a "dispute rejected, claim has been reinstated" policy out there. Shut up or be dead, okay?!

Now for some more five driving musics (car commercial songs) for them to shut up, okay?

5) Golden Chains by ALB (feat. The Shoes) - the song from the Peugeot 208 commercial!

4) Whatever by Oasis - the song from the 2007 Toyota Mark X Zio Japanese commercial

3) Set your Heart by Cyndi Lauper - from the 2008 Toyota Mark X Zio Japanese commercial

2) Smoke Gets in Your Eyes by Jo Stafford - from the 2005 Toyota Premio Japanese commercial

1) Dog Scratched Ear by Henry’s Funeral Shoe - from the US Fiat 500 Abarth "House Arrest" TV commercial starring Charlie Sheen

...and there we are. Another set of five commercial songs. Don't ask that I'm stupid about those because these are randomly selected by my own thoughts and understanding. If attacks happen, I'll be back...

Let's Do The News (March 31, 2012)

It's now time to do the news! And oh! What's the long face, chap? What's wrong? AH! OH MY!

Shakugan no Shana III ending

It was the final episode of Shakugan no Shana III -FINAL- after all! That's it...It's over...

Goodbye Zero no Tsukaima!!!

Goodbye Shakugan no Shana!!!

Those two anime series that revolutionized the "tsundere" craze forever, GONE! (crying)

KUGYU!!!!!!

WE MISS YOU SHANA AND LOUISE!!!!

IT'S THE END OF LIFE FOR THESE TWO TSUNDERES!!!!

(crying continues)

Shana and Louise

(several hours of crying later)

Uh, chaps?

(crying)

Chaps?

(crying)

CHAPS!!!

Can you please stop crying. You guys are O.A. Yes, we did see that ending but good thing we didn't end up crying as idiots, well almost because you guys just did. So, Zero no Tsukaima is gone. Shakugan no Shana is gone. That's it. The two anime that revolutionize the Kugyu tsundere craze are over. Please don't cry now because that is rubbish, well almost rubbish if you see me crying.

Anyway, while everybody in Japan are mourning through the passing of Shana and Lousie (ironically), there's one thing they will cheer them up and that is the visit through the 2012 Anime Contents Expo held at the Makuhari Messe today until tomorrow! Wow! Wish I was here! You bet it is...

Guess you can forget about the sadness felt from Shana and Louise's passing.

Oh! I just realize something! Today is Earth Hour! At 8:30PM, be sure to turn off the lights only for one hour! One full hour only of lights out! That's an order!

Earth Hour

And, moving on! (CRAP!!!) I WENT ON THE INTERNET AND I FOUND THIS!!!

(laughing)

What is it this time Mr. I WENT ON THE INTERNET AND I FOUND THIS?

It's that April 2012 issue of COSMOPOLITAN magazine with My Beloved's Marian Rivera as the cover girl! Wanna see? Sorry but we can't but here's the real deal:

URL: http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/entertainment/03/29/12/marian-poses-cosmo-swimsuit

Anyway, I heard that you guys are gone swimming to some hotel, right? Wow, good choice, chap. Good choice. Since it's Wi-Fi, we could be spending more time with us, right? We're not goin' Simsimi, right? Simsimi? What's that? It's an app that you want to chat with the titular Simsimi! Sadly though, I find it too rubbish. Oh, your craving for the most popular apps really turned you off. Recently, you find that whole Draw Something app very disturbing because you can't do normal things when people start yanking around you for turns and turns of drawing and guessing. He he he...

Anyway, about that IDOLM@STER MOBILE i app, it's available only for Japanese iTunes accounts. So sorry.

Anyway, that's the news! Bow!

AMAZING!

The car that caused Top Gear the subject of legal proceedings for defamation and malicious falsehood

Tesla vs. The Stig

This is the car that caused Top Gear the subject of legal proceedings for defamation and malicious falsehood brought by Tesla Motors Ltd and Tesla Motors Inc against the BBC. It's called the Tesla Roadster. It was an electric sportscar produced from California and it was based on the Lotus Elise. Overall it looks good but Tesla said it was nippy. When this one was featured on Top Gear with Jeremy Clarkson on it, this single-gear EV roadster armed with just an electric motor with the size of a watermelon trounced the petrol-powered Lotus Elise on the straights, when suddenly the car's batteries are running flat after 55 miles of heavy use. What is it then this Tesla Roadster?

Wave good-bye to dial and welcome to
the world of Broadband motoring!!!

Tesla Motors was established in California's Silicon Valley in 2003 and this car was made as an announcement back in 2006 that shocked the world where electric cars went through its knees. The first time it was featured was on the 2006 San Francisco International Auto Show held since November 2006 and soon it gained recognition in Los Angeles, Detroit, and Frankfurt. The first Tesla was delivered in 2008 to the brand's co-founder, chairman, and product architect Elon Musk. They produced about 500 units through June 2009 and on the following month, production for the 2010 Tesla Roadster commenced.

Jeremy Clarkson told us that a normal G-Wiz (the one that is slower than a table) comes with old-fashioned batteries that has a speed of a horse but the Tesla is powered by a battery that comes from a laptop. About 6,831 laptop batteries that Clarkson once said. We kinda refer it to the Lithium-ion battery and a three phase AC motor. That motor generates 245HP of power and 198.9 ft-lb of torque. It will do 0-100kph in about 3.7 seconds and top speed limited to 201kph. A fully charged Tesla takes about 3.5 hours long using the High Power Connector which supplies 70 amp, 240 volt electricity; in practice, recharge cycles usually start from a partially charged state and require less time. A fully charged ESS stores approximately 53 kWh of electrical energy at a nominal 375 volts and weighs 992 lb (450 kg).

Jeremy Clarkson told us that it would took about 16 hours when it was charged at the 13 amp socket, which nuclear power generated this. What's the point of this? Perhaps I have no idea that the libel suit by Tesla really pierced through the BBC even though as of now, the High Court in London rejected Tesla's libel claim.

Volt-head vs. the Petrolhead!

Despite all that battle between Tesla and Top Gear, I was kinda more than happy of taking part of the Tesla Roadster, the only electric car that is definitely fun to drive even though it's a RWD. With traction control off, this is so completely bonkers to drive, even in Gran Turismo 5. The sound of sporty silence really broke my silence when my foot is on the pedal of the Tesla and it converted me from petrolhead to volt-head. No wait, make that BIRIBIRI!!!!

The first ever Mazda CX-5 commercial

Mazda CX-5 commercial

Mazda CX-5 commercial

Mazda CX-5 commercial

Mazda CX-5 commercial

Mazda CX-5 commercial

   

Looking at this, chaps? This is the first ever commercial for the Mazda CX-5 with SKYACTIV Technology. THE FIRST COMMERCIAL! THE ONE WITH THE CLEAN DIESEL ENGINE! Get it? This ad also featured Yuto Nagatomo, who served as the SKYACTIV Technology brand ambassador since the Demio (Mazda 2) and the Axela (Mazda 3), which both of them has SKYACTIV TECHNOLOGY.

Sadly though, that song I just heard on the Japanese CX-5 commercial, that's not what we were expecting. It's too original. If your ears are too sharp, try Google search for those lyrics you've just heard on this Japanese CX-5 commercial starring Yuto Nagatomo.

Mazda's CX-5 was launched in Japan since February 2012 and this is the first all-SKYACTIV Mazda ever assembled and it is the first to come with Mazda's Kodo -Soul in Motion- design philosophy. This is the first Mazda to come with a SKYACTIV-D clean diesel technology that has a fuel economy of 18.6km/L based in Japan's JC08 Mode cycle.

"Mahaba-habang inuman..."

On the March 30, 2012 episode of Bubble Gang;

- Coach Calmado blows his fury when he sees something wrong in the basketball game

- "Sinisilipan mo ba ako?" gags

- Bureche's ball-ing around Cheche

- Mr. Assimo's meets the masseur...

Mr. Assimo

- Yang ang dating ng nagpaparty all night with San Pigil Light! Bubble Gang does San Mig Light by gagging this commercial as San Pigil Light. Mahaba-habang inuman...

Bubble Gang does San Mig Light

- How come this fastfood chain served something SUPERSIZE rather than what is featured?

- The O.A. Media Board are here to arrest the actors beacuse... ANG O.A. MO!!!

- Raise the roof? Raise the roof! ALIEN! Welcome to the "ANG BAGONG DATING DOON". Same old Brod Pete and friends, same old answering life's difficult questions. Ask Brod Pete and friends!

Ang Bagong Dating Doon

1) Antonio Aquitania asked "May nasusulat po ba tungkol sa underarm wetness?"

Ang Dating Doon figured out from the book of Michael Jackson 4:24 - Mama say mamasa mama kusa. Mama say mamasa mama kusa. On the book of Michael Jackson 4: 25, there's a cure called "Wetness Protection Program" and it says "I wanna rock with you all night, rock the night away". And by rock, they mean tawas.

2) A PM from someone who lives at Cavite says; "Meron po ba kayong iba pang napapapansin na mali?" This time, the wrong stuff Brod Pete refers to is BUILDING. If they were building something, that's BUILDING, but what if it's completed, it's still called BUILDING? That can't be right.

Also the stuff that can't be right is HOLY WEEK. If the Tagalog word for that is called "Mahal na Araw", perhaps this should have been called Banal na Linggo. "Mahal na Araw" may refer to just one day while Holy Week may refer to just one week. Perhaps the calendar should have been doing the math.

Also the stuff that can't be right is the word COMMUTE. According to the dictionary, commute is a travel some distance between one's home and place of work on a regular basis. For us, we were kinda wrong about using the COMMUTE word.

The TRAFFIC word is also wrong. When we used that word in a sentence and when we said "MATRAPIK!", perhaps we should have do better than that because according to the dictionary, Traffic means vehicles moving on the road or public highway. What we said was a complete opposite! Even the "human trafficking" word just wasn't inappropriate because we might refer to people standing still on the road. He he he...

- IyoTube in Jay-Z's Young Forever featuring Mr. Hudson

- Like manager, like employee, excuses aren't meant to make lusot

Let's Do The News (March 30, 2012)

It's time now for the NEWS! And let's start with a very good news. It seems that the production halt for the highly anticipated 2012 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 has been lifted and back to sale as a 2012 model. It's about darn time!

Scoop: http://www.autoblog.com/2012/03/29/2012-chevy-camaro-zl1-back-on-sale-production-hold-removed/

Yep, a few weeks ago, sales and production for the ZL1 has been halted due to quality assessment, probably because they noticed a ZL1 crash caused by Top Gear USA's consulting producer. Now, with ZL1 production back to normal, especially the sales, rest assure that those 2012 ZL1 will be around until readying the 2013MY Camaro as well as the ZL1 convertible and the Boss 302-rivaling 1LE. Wait, 1LE?

Read this at: http://www.autoblog.com/2012/03/27/chevy-camaro-to-get-boss-302-rivaling-1le-trim-for-2013/

So, Chevy's planning some sort of a Camaro variant in the middle of the power range? Ooohh...

Anyway, I just got the word from New York that Fuji Heavy Industries reveals the 2013 Legacy.

2013 Subaru Legacy

Seen here that the 2013 Legacy sports a new front grille, new FB25 engine, and for the first time in North America, Eyesight is offered. Eyesight integrates Adaptive Cruise Control, Pre-Collision Braking and Vehicle Lane Departure Warning, and uses a stereo camera design to provide a wider detection angle than that of radar-based systems. This is the Ver. 2 Eyesight first applied on the Legacy two years ago and last year, the new Subaru Impreza Sport and G4.

I just walked at some Subaru dealership somewhere in Japan and he told me that the 2013 Legacy will be quite different. I'm not making this up. It's the word from a Subaru dealer in Japan!

2013 Subaru Legacy?

2013 Subaru Legacy Outback?

Source: http://minkara.carview.co.jp/userid/637431/blog/25877424/

He said that the 2013 Legacy range will ditch the 6-speed manual transmission (which is bad news to us), new FA20 turbo direct injection engine that produces 300PS of power (which is good news), start stop system that stops the engine when stop and starts again when hitting the gas pedal, FB25 engine, Lineartronic CVT, new color, new instrumental panel, um... There's plenty of features that I forgot to remember what the dealer said but some say, it should be out in Japan this May 2012.

Wait a minute, no manual transmission for the 2013 Legacy? You got to be kidding me!

It's true, for the 2013 model year, the Legacy Touring Wagon and B4 won't be offering that kind of transmission anymore. So sorry. But about that new boxer turbo engine, that was shocked me that this Japanese-speaking Subaru dealer told me that this new FA20 turbo engine produces 300PS of power and it's mated with a (gulp) Lineartronic CVT. Whoa there? Turbo engine and CVT? No, that wasn't right. Anyway, moving on...

It seems that Chinese car brand Roewe (which now has Top Gear recognition since James May test drove the Roewe 350 in the Chinese Cars episode of Top Gear) revealed their new flagship model based on the Buick Lacrosse (GM Korea Alpheon). It's called the 950 and here's how it look like.

2013 Roewe 950

Yep, it maybe Roewe but underneath, it's a Lacrosse or Alpheon. It comes with a 2.4L or 3.0L V6 engine that is the same as the Alpheon. And the interior would be somewhat too similar from the Lacrosse/Alpheon. More info will come out at the 2012 Beijing Auto Show.

Scoop: http://carscoop.blogspot.com/2012/03/roewe-presents-new-flagship-950-sedan.html

Anyway, I (oh no, not again) WENT ON THE INTERNET AND I FOUND THIS!

Alodia's Birthday Bash

(applause)

Yep! This March 31, 2012, at the Event Area of SM City North Edsa, cosplay goddess Alodia Gosiengfiao is armed and ready for her birthday bash and on her special event, she will lash out all of her cosplay supremacy fans would love to see, DoTA championships, cosplay competition, and more to have fun. With special participation of Segatron band, Kiray Celis from Growing Up, and Alodia's sister, Ashley Gosiengfiao. Super neat! Who wants to be there? Of course, this is one of the best things to do in the Summer!

Anyway, I just got the note from the press that the Hyundai Avante MD just won the 2011-2012 Car of the Year Philippines!

Scoop: http://www.autoindustriya.com/auto-industry-news/hyundai-elantra-crowned-as-2011-2012-car-of-the-year.html

Yep, this goes to show that Korean cars are way too popular in the Philippines because we like it. Moving on...

BMW M3-GTR at the Top Gear studio

Anyway, I got this BMW M3-GTR unicorn car from the Turn 10 Game with Devs event earlier. No wonder today's Game with Dev never been so choppy and I rarely got access to the races set up by the Turn 10 developers. When Turn 10 chatted us where can we find those Developers at selected lobbies, this is turning into a wild scavenger hunt until I got a chance to play with them. Obviously, I was taking part of the "Simulated Damage Country Squire Football" set by Turn 10 developer, phREDESIGN. It was ended in a tie but luckily, phREDESIGN was so generous enough to give us this BMW M3-GTR unicorn car. Now, I am glad to give this one a celebration run at the Top Gear Test Track.

Gosh, I sure hope next GWD won't be as choppy as today...

And that's the...

Wait! Don't you forgetting something?

It's Shakugan no Shana III! It all ends now! OH NO!

See ya! That's the news!

Welcome Back: 2007 Saturn Sky Red Line

Saturn Sky in Hockenheimring

Saturn Sky in Hockenheimring

This is one of the deceased Saturns, the Saturn Sky. Despite its death along with its Pontiac cousin, the Pontiac Solstice, which is famous for being Jazz from the first Transformers movies, those Kappa-platform sportscars are far too memorable and far too valuable for their own rights. When it came out in early 2006 as a 2007 model, this is the only roadster from the Saturn lineup and then later, it was exported in Europe (except in the UK) as the Opel GT and in South Korea as the GM Daewoo G2X. G2X stands for Go 2 Extreme, making it a perfect fit for this car that turned out to be almost nothing than a "commercial flop".

Despite that the Kappa cars are dead, they still have a long way to go in the hearts of the car enthusiasts and here in Forza Motorsport 4, it's all about passion best served with a hint of love. That Saturn Sky is all about just a stress reliever for me. It has a 2.0L LNF l4 engine that produces 260HP of power and 353Nm of torque. It was mated with a 5-speed Aisin AR-5 manual transmission.  It comes with a standard torque-sensing limited-slip differential, standard StabiliTrak stability control, and an enhanced sport suspension.

Why would General Motors killed the car that is somewhat a good-looking roaster that you can drive it with pride on the city streets of Los Angeles and New York? I don't need reasons why but anyway, this is one of the best looking Saturns of all times, even when I want to call it an Opel GT or a Daewoo G2X. It's definitely that kind of sportscar General Motors' been capable of before their Chapter 11 bankruptcy in the summer of 2009.