Monday, February 6, 2012

Stig's Chinese cousin inspires T-Shirt

Kung Fu STIG


In one part of Top Gear Series 18 Episode 2, Jeremy Clarkson and James May went to China to explore more about Chinese cars and we got even introduced to The Stig's Chinese Cousin. He may look like The Stig but he sure knows how to KUNG FU! Wait, what? The Stig who can do Kung Fu? Whoa there! At least, that's The Stig's Chinese Cousin.

Seems that whole Chinese Stig gig really inspired an official "KUNG FU STIG" T-Shirt. Prices start at 17.45 British Pounds Sterling (VAT included) (estimated P1,200) for all sizes. Come check this out.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Subaru pitches in Meisa Kuroki for the BRZ's TV commercial

2013 Subaru BRZ meets Meisa Kuroki


Well, I can't believe it. In case you haven't know, Subaru pitches in Japanese actress, Meisa Kuroki, as the endorser for the new BRZ sports coupe. You may probably remember Meisa Kuroki from last year's Andalusia movie and from the Japanese Nestle Kit Kat commercial but you wouldn't believe she really fits her personality with this car.

The Subaru BRZ was released last week and it is scheduled to go on sale at the end of March 2012. This is the first rear-wheel drive sports coupe in joint agreement with Toyota Motor Corporation. This is the TOYOTA 86 with the Pleiades' point of view. The BRZ naming implies as "Boxer Rear-Wheel-Drive Zenith".

Goin Bulilit goes to Club Balai Isabel

Goin Bulilit spices up the month of love by taking a whole day off at Club Balai Isabel located at Talisay, Batangas for this February 5, 2011 episode! These fun includes;

1) Goin Bulilit's version of Rihanna's We Found Love

2) Foot spa gags

3) Reasons why it's more fun in the Philippines such as Planking, Stargazing, Getting Upstairs, and Miniatures.

4) Random gags around Club Balai Isabel

5) USE IT jokes that are tree-related

- KAMATSILE - Dahan dahan ka sa pagkain ng Bicol Express. Maanhang yan! Baka KA-MA-TSILE!

- NARRA - Kung ikaw Vilmanian, ako NARRA-nian.

- MOLAVE - Kung mahal mo ako, kiss MOLAVE ko

- YANTOK - Ang sarap magpahinga dito. NakakaYANTOK!

- NIYOG - Clarence, kung gusto mong pumayat, I-NIYOG-NIYOG mo ang katawan mo!

- AVOCADO - Idedemanda kita! Maghanap ka na ng AVOCADO mo!

- DUHAT - Naging masaya ako Bea. DUHAT nang makilala kita!

- ANAHAW - Ang sarap ng ulam namin. ANAHAW na isda!

- ACACIA - Akala ko di sukat sa paa ko yung binili kong sapatos. ACACIA pala!

- ATIS - Di bale nang pangit ang syota ko ATIS mayaman!

- RAMBUTAN - Ang tigas ng katawan mo. Hindi ka ba marunong sumayaw? RAMBUTAN mo naman!

6) Reasons why it's more fun in the Philippines ; Prison, Chocolate Hills, Change of Address, and Relay

7) Ready Get Set Goin in "I KISS THE BALL AND I LIKE IT"


Goin Bulilit goes to Club Balai Isabel
 

Wow Mali pranks - February 5, 2012

Pranks pulled at the February 5, 2012 episode of Wow Mali:

1) Escort Service - Walking alone? Worry no more because the "Escort Service" are at your side!

2) Doray Alaskadora - Muy Bien! Doray explores more about our KILAY! See how good is your kilay is...and we fit it with some big kilay on you!

3) Jogging Personal Trainer - KEEP RUNNING GUYS! KEEP RUNNING!

4) Star Confusion - "!!!" Celebrities like Ate Gay and Alyssa Alano got CONFUSED in another Star Confusion!!!

Ate Gay

Alyssa Alano

5) Toiler Humor - The Comfort Room, certified box-office hit, the fans have been craved for, you'll stand up and cheer, and five stars...We think...

6) Maling Taxi - Hey Taxi driver! You got it wrong!

7) Comedy Writer - The writer comes up with some jokes on you!

8) Dapa! - Hey what's that? Crouch!

9) Iwas Aksidente - I would be careful if I were you, otherwise, I might encounter a sign that says "Aksidente".

Buang for all, all for Buang!

Special guest, Wendell Ramos, stayed here for an extra day for some "more fun in Lokomoko" on that February 5, 2012 episode. Let's see what just happened;

- Tropical bar gags

- Johnny Bobo tries to clean up the manyakis' act!

- Tanong ko lang, kulang...Kinukuto rin ba ang mga kuto?

- Tanong ko lang, kulang...Ano ang isasagot mo sa magulang mo kapag tinanong ka na anong klaseng bata ka ba?

- Lokomersyal in UNO Sardines! Ang sardinas na hindi siksikan. UNO sardines! Ang sardinas na loner! UNO Sardines! Ang sardinas na nag-iisa!

UNO Sardines

- Tanong ko lang, kulang....Ano ang totooong kulay ng hunyango?

- Lokomoko does "Juan for all, all for Juan" in something they called it BUANG FOR ALL, ALL FOR BUANG!

- Who's Line Is It Anyhow?!

1) Please lang! Huwag na kayong maasar sa akin dahil deny ako ng deny. - Embassy

2) You turn me on every night - Switch ng ilaw

3) Uhaw na uhaw ka na naman sa akin noh? - Tubig

4) Dati takot na takot ka sa akin, ngayon panay na kalabit mo. - Mouse

5) Lahat ay kaya kong ibuwis sa Pilipino - BIR

6) Bakit ba lagi na lang nagdidilim ang paningin mo sa akin? - Shades

7) Ako naman ang tiga tuwid ng lahat ng gusto mo eh - Plantsa

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Honda NSX Concept in Honda Welcome Plaza Aoyama

2012 Honda NSX Concept


In case you haven't know, at February 4 to 5, Honda made a special Japan premiere of the 2012 Honda NSX Concept at the Honda Welcome Plaza Aoyama. It looks the same as the 2012 Acura NSX Concept as seen at the 2012 NAIAS but the Acura badges are swapped with Honda badges to be more Japanese.


Video from LOVECARS Web Automotive Club:

Friday, February 3, 2012

♪Sulit!♪

What just happened on the February 3, 2012 episode of Bubble Gang?

- Are those Bubble Gags hurt the little kids?

- To avoid getting fired, these two girls are using their "temptation" to save their jobs.

- Sweat is "ecching" back in his new show called "Don't Die To Me"! First up, he's trying to reveal the dirty truth behind Papa Closeta by any means of torture!

- Mr. Assimo meets the kasambahay

- Bureche loses her voice!

- Want change? Bubble Gang does Chowking Value Kings by spoofing this commercial as Chowqueens Value Queens! All below P50! ♪Sulit!

Bubble Gang does Chowking Value Kings

- A doctor meets up a patient who can't sleep well...

- Tita Herminigilda reads a letter...

- Some say, a new pickupista has arrived under the name of Garil, and that he's facing against Push Back. All we know is, it's called PICKUP LINES!

1) Sana, itik ka na lang, para ikaw na ang baby ko!

2) Humingi ka na ng tawad. Dahil masyado kang maganda, makasalanan yan!

3) Baby, sana ulan ka na lang. Para kahit anong gawin mo, sa akin ang bagsak mo!

4) Pag lumayo ka sa akin, magkakasakit ako! I'm so cold without you!

5) OK lang napagupitan mo na ang buhok mo. Dahil pagdating mo sa akin, ang haba na ang hair mo!

6) Ang ganda ng panaginip ko kagabi! Magkakatraffic kapag hinog na ang mga rambutan!

7) Kung driver ako, delikado ka sa akin. Dahil grabe ang curves mo!

8) Bukas, sasagutin mo na ako! Anong narinig ko? Gutom na ang palaka!

- Mr. Assimo asks a man...

- Balitang News

- IyoTube in UPTOWN GIRL with Mikey Bustos

- Mr Assimo makes a phone call!