Friday, April 29, 2011

More "use in a sentence" jokes and more Whose Line Is It Anyhow!

What just happened on the April 29 episode of Lokomoko U?

- Basketball gags

- Kinds of transportation rushed through the dula-dulaan stage for another Bata Bata Tayo'y Tumula!

- Something else? More jokes from Talentadong Family like;

1) Followed - Inday! Pumunta ka doon sa tindahan! FOLLOWED ka ng 30 pesos!

2) Anyhow and anyone - Aha! Sino ang kumain ng ANYHOW na ANYONE sa mesa!

3) Bohol - Huwag kayong lalapit dahil may BOHOL si Piolo!

4) Michael - Huwag diyan! Huwag diyan! MICHAEL-iti ako diyan!

5) Deposit - The water comes out DEPOSIT!

6) Number Two - Kapag ang pangalan mo ay Alberto, pwede ka rin tawaging NUMBER TWO!

7) Hostess and Schooling - Hello? HOSTESS? Who's SCHOOLING this?

- Another round of Who's Line is it...Anyhow?!

1) You're nothing but a second-rate trying hard, copycat! - Cherrie Gil

2) Hipo ka nang hipo, piga ka ng piga, gusto mo lang palang pumasok - Door knob

3) Wag mo akong bilugin! - Kulangot

4) Wala namang ganyana! Porke one sided ang buhok emo na? - Jose Rizal

5) Wag mo akong silipin, di ako bintana! - Cleavage

6) Bakit kayo nagagalit pag di ako nilalabasan? - Ballpen

7) I'm a beautiful brown butterfly! - Baklang Ipis

"The lighter side of soda"

What just happened at the April 29 episode of Bubble Gang?

- Those Bubble Gags prove that waiters are very accident-prone.

- What causes the Siony Appliances' downfall of sales? A Shark TV better than Siony's?

Why bought a TV from a rival company?

- Kanina ka pa? Bubble Gang does Lipton Sparkling by gagging this commercial as Flipton Sparkling! The lighter side of soda!

Bubble Gang does Lipton Sparkling

- La la la la la, la la la la la, Cheche Bureche in barber. See who's got a haircut...

I'm going to cut your hair

Cheche's new hair

- A magic glasses that once you wear it, fanservice ahoy!

- Live in front at your living room again, another D'Wonder Boys performance on stage with the song, Baby Baby.

D' Wonder Boys in Baby Baby

- Ogie Alcasid showcases some womanly stuff that is not "manly" for men

- This scene shooting is time wasting with some extras

- Welcome to the Feeling Pogi club! Those who are Feeling Pogi are welcome!

Imortal finale brings the war beyond good and evil to the very end

Imortal finale


Every Filipinos around the world experienced the grand finale of the fantasy-drama Imortal. On that finale, Lia Ortega (Angel Locsin) formed an Army of One, an army where humans, werewolves and vampires collide to stop Magnus (Jake Roxas), Lucas (Rico Blanco) and his formidable foe of ultimate monsters that will wipe out humanity once and for all.

As the war rages on, with Magnus neutralized, and Mateo (John Lloyd Cruz) freed (gotta love his motorbike stunts), we witnessed the final showdown. A two versus one battle that will made me put it on the books. Mateo and Lia face off against Lucas in an intense battle.

Seems Lucas is impossible to defeat. No matter how hard these two tried, they still can't kick Lucas' butt. With all that suffering, the combined powers between Mateo and Lia shattered Lucas into pieces, resulting to the end of the battle.

The army of one finally defeated the ultimate enemy and moments later, Lia gave birth to a baby girl. Lia told her baby girl that everything will be OK. Mateo also said it too that everything will be OK.

Final Impressions: Imortal might seem to be inspired from Twilight because of werewolves and vampires we, teenagers and young adults believed. What I'll miss is the superb stunts, amazing fight scenes, the love story between Lia and Mateo, and of course, what we also miss is Jethro's blogs called Mga Pangitain ni Jethro (which is somewhat amusing that someone found it and Jethro's blog exists but now its done). This is an impressive masterpiece ABS-CBN pulled out to surpass its rivals and with this finale, they achieved everything they've got to pleased the teenagers and young adults with their desire among vampires and werewolves. Cheers to the cast and staff!

Congratulations to the Royal Couple!

The Royal Wedding


The world witnessed the Royal Event of the year, which is the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Catherine Elizabeth Middleton held at the Westminster Abbey to Buckingham Palace in London, UK.

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At the Royal Wedding, Prince William appointed as the Duke of Cambridge and Kate Middleton appointed as the Duchess of Cambridge.

Everyone around the globe witnessed this Royal Event of the year and the crowd cheered at the time Prince William and Kate Middleton finally tied the knot.

Congratulations to the Royal Couple! 

Wahoo!!! 

Subaru Legacy B4 (BM9) - Forza 3 Owner's View

Super GT BM9 ready to dance


The Legacy B4 BM9's tangle




Final Impression: This is the first time I even get my hands on the fifth-generation Subaru Legacy, in B4 sedan trim. Needless to say that the B4 is favorable by Legacy fans because of its sports car like agility and performance. Here in Forza Motorsport 3, it's all about how well you can master the last tangle with the Legacy B4 2.5 GT.

Most BM9 Legacy B4 owners love to trick this out with upgrades or decorate it any way they like. Some decorated the BM9 Legacy B4 to look like the Super GT Legacy B4!

Did anyone danced with B4? Those who did not, DANCE WITH B4!

El Shaddai ASCENSION OF THE METATRON

El Shaddai -Ascension of the Metatron-

If there was a hack-and-slash action adventure video game that is much sleek and smooth in the eyes of otakus everywhere, El Shaddai is the answer.

In El Shaddai, players take the role of a human being named Enoch. He was sent by the Heavenly Council to capture the angels known as Grigori, which they abandoned Heaven and residing on Earth due to the temptation with humans. The quest beyond good versus evil begin and the fate rests in the hands of Enoch.

As a hack-and-slash adventure, El Shaddai turns the table among its rivals and players experiment many battle styles to defeat ruthless enemies. Your main weapon, the arch, serves as the main weapon that you can slice against several enemies but if the enemy has your arch, you can get it back by any means of fistfights. There can be multiple weapons around the El Shaddai game and how you use it is up to you. One word of warning however that the arch may sometimes lead to its dark side after several fights. In the beginning, you must retrieve the arch from the enemy and purify it back with heavenly worldly powers so you can send these rouge angels back to Heaven.

Graphics seem to be more dull but it seems to be somewhat sleek and smooth, making it the slickest adventure game played for the extreme. Voice casting seems to be more fine but it can be somewhat redundant in the ears of players. The soundtrack seems to be fine but somewhat plain.

El Shaddai seems to be the slickest and smoothest hack-and-slash action game ever to hit on Playstation3 and XBOX 360. How will it appeal? Time will tell.

Official Site: http://elshaddaigame.com/index.html

Moymoy Palaboy, Roadfill, and Sam Pinto did a good game at a Family Feud episode

Moymoy Palaboy, Roadfill, and Sam
at a Family Feud episode


Bubble Gang's Moymoy Palaboy (James Macasero), Roadfill (Rodfil Macasero), and Sam Pinto played in a Family Feud episode as the "Spooky Nights" family led by Sef Cadayona!

Unfortunately, they were beaten by the "Dwarfina" family consisting of Pauleen Luna, Derrick Monasterio, Mico Aytona, and Vaness Del Moral.

At least, that was a good game, Moymoy, Roadfill, and Sam. Good game \(^_^)/