Wow Mali pranks - December 18, 2011

As Christmas draws near, more pranks pulled by Joey De Leon, Doray Alaskadora, Enchong Go, and everyone at the December 18, 2011 episode of Wow Mali!

1) Nightmare Before Christmas - AFREAK! Creepy things happened when someone left alone! Especially when there were zombie carolers!

2) Gusto mo bang magkapera ngayong pasko? - Need cash for the holidays? Sorry but you have to be freaked out by them carolers!

3) Malamig ba ang pasko mo? - This girl asked "Is your Christmas cold?" Perhaps it's your skin that is not cold for the holidays?!

4) 8 Feet Christmas Tree - An eight-feet Christmas tree? More like, 8-inch to us!

5) X-Mas Heart - 8 Feet Christmas Tree not enough? How about a X-Mas Heart? DISCLAIMER: Claim your gift this February 14! That's Valentine's Day to you, jerks!

6) Star Confusion - Celebs like Michael Flores and Tessie Prieto-Valdes got their butts kicked on another Star Confusion!

Michael Flores

Tessie Prieto-Valdes

7) Gift Wrap Machine - Is gift-wrapping by hand hard? Try our Gift Wrap Machine! Warning: Results Unsure

8) Gift Wrap Barubal - Gift Wrap Machine not your thing? How about lend it to someone who can gift wrap faster than what you think? Warning: Her gift wrapping style is rubbish...

Simbang Gabi with the Bulilits!

What just happened at the December 18, 2011 episode of Goin Bulilit?

- Goin Bulilit music video of Da Best ang Pasko ng Pilipino by Maria Aragon

- Simbang Gabi jokes

- Ligawan sa Hatinggabi

- Watch out gay boys! Here comes Manila Queenpin! The Acheng Salong-Gay Story... (Uh, is that the Manila Kingpin parody?!)

- Meet Robotic Santa, a robot version of Santa Claus that scares everybody!

- Segunda Manny, a Segunda Mano spoof...

- Ready Get Set Goin in Santa Clash!

English speaking involved on Lokomoko

What just happened at December 18, 2011 episode of Lokomoko?

- Christmas in the Snow gags. English Speaking involved.

- Another Lokomentado segment and this time the crew are commenting about Jenny Miller's answers.

- Another dramatic episode of Babuyan where Donya Martha demands an ultimatum to Pedring and the whole family to leave in order to save Pedring's piglet.

- Another Lokomentado segment where the gang asks about Rodjun Cruz's answers

- Whose Line is it Anyhow?!

1) Close naman tayo hindi ba? Natutulog nga ako kung saan ka natutulog. Kinakain ko ang kinakain mo. Kahit saan ka pumunta, nandoon din ako. Bakit gusto mo akong paalisin? - Bulate

2) Kaya kitang apak-apakan at sipa-sipain! - Paa

3) Ano ba?! Wag niyo akong hipun...Nakakahiya!!! - Makahiya

4) Type na type ko ang sulat mo! - Typewriter

5) Lagi na lang akong buy 1 take 1! - Medyas/Sapatos

6) Sabi nila may tililing ako - Bell

7) Ikaw ang bugaw ko! - Langaw

Promised to kick the RX-8's back and vomit the Brera's face

When the new Volkswagen Scirocco came here on FM3, we thought that this was our only chance to try out Volkswagen's explosive hot hatch because it was sold in most parts of the world but not in the USA and in the Philippines. Turns out some rejected ad made by Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson and James May were right (reference to Season 13 Episode 7 of Top Gear). The Scirocco has its back kicked by the Mazda RX-8 and the face was vomited by the Alfa Romeo Brera.

Warming up this Scirocco R
for today's Hockenheimring match!

The regular Scirocco got sick of having its back side kicked by the Mazda RX-8 and its face vomited by the Alfa Romeo Brera so by solving this, the November Speed DLC Pack included the all new Volkswagen Scirocco R. This was meant to be promised to counter these attacks but is it worth a drool-worthy V-Dub? James May, better reject that jingle you made for the Scirocco and Jeremy Clarkson, prep up some explosives because this new Scirocco R is EXPLOSIVE!

The Scirocco R is STIG APPROVED!

The Scirocco R is heavily inspired from its experiences from the 24 Hours Nurburgring race. Thanks to its dual victory at the 24 Hours Nurburgring, this was the first of its kind on Volkswagen's new R lineup consisting of this and the Golf VI R. Speaking of which, you might think that the Scirocco R and the Golf R are like two sides of the same coin because it was powered by the EA113 (2.0L T-GDi) engine but no. While the Golf R produces 267 HP of power and 254lb-ft of torque, the Scirocco R produces 261 HP of power and 258lb-ft of torque. It is believed that the Golf R is better than the Scirocco R because it has more power and more importantly, it's All-Wheel Drive. However, despite the lag, the Scirocco R has more torque and lighter than the Golf R. Seems like these two are going to be somewhat "neck-and-neck" between those two.

You should know that this hatch
was developed for Nurburgring purposes!

The Scirocco R could be the most explosive Scirocco ever built but still a modified Mazda RX-8 will kick its back side and a modified Alfa Romeo Brera will vomit on its face. This car is all about "power with responsibility" not "Berlin to Warsaw in one full tank". Who knows, this might cause a Mass Exodus among V-Dub fans worldwide. Sorry VW but you'll gonna have to be better than that! The world God only knows that this one could be "STIG APPROVED" if I tried it on the Top Gear Test Track...

Those who're playing Forza 4 and downloaded the November Speed DLC Pack; Get Ahead. Get a new Scirocco R. For people who valued their arms...

Google Let It Snow Easter Egg

Let It Snow

As heard from most sources, when most people typed "Let It Snow" at Google, what they'll be experiencing that the Google page drops snow and then it got covered in snow until they clicked the "Deforst" button to remove the snow. No wonder there's another Google easter egg happened since the "Do A Barrel Roll" part.

Scoop: http://searchenginewatch.com/article/2133545/Let-It-Snow-Google-Easter-Egg-Blankets-Search-Results-in-Snow

BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 12/17/11

At the December 17, 2011 episode of Banana Split, the remaining four contestants are struggling to vie as the remaining three and for that challenge, they have to impersonate the most famous personalities. Karen Dematera impersonates as Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, while Super Tekla impersonates as Mommy Dionesia, then Onse impersonates as Annabelle Rama, and Mimi Aringo impersonates as Miriam Defensor-Santiago!

Talk about craziness, huh? But guess who got kicked out from the competition? Onse got eliminated!

A whole family of Stigs...

The Stig Family Sticker

This looks weird by Gearhead created some kind of "Stig Family Sticker" that costs $7. Like what it said, "Some Say He's A Family Man..." Guess this features, The Stig, Mrs. Stig, Stig kids, a "Baby Stig" (remember that from the Top Gear Christmas Special 2010?) two Stig dogs and two Stig cats.

This could be "Stig Approved" but rubbish...

Scoop: http://www.autoblog.com/2011/12/17/stig-family-stickers-are-a-nifty-stocking-stuffer/