Monday, November 14, 2011

Angry Bulilits

What just happened on the November 13, 2011 episode of Goin Bulilit?

- Goin Bulilit music video of Patuloy ang Pangarap by Angeline Quinto

- The Goin Bulilit kids are living the life as the Angry Birds!

- Hoy Guessing! Which of these Daguls is different?

Which Dagul is different?

- Bird-related USE IT jokes!

- Atty. Taberna is here again to solve your life problems on AY SUS MARYANO KA INGGO!

Ay Sus Maryano Ka Inggo!

- Hoy guessing! Where did Dagul hid? Box of TV? Box of rice cooker? Or a box of matches?

Where's Dagul?!

- Ready Get Set Goin!

Wow Mali pranks - November 13, 2011

Pranks pulled on the November 13, 2011 episode of Wow Mali:

1) Hoola - a visit to the manghuhula gets a bit too hoola.

2) Doray Alaskadora - Doray explores the differences of big and small (grande o pequeno) by any means of everyone's noses.

Doray's picking someone's nose

3) Laruan Lang Ito - Don't worry, we're getting excused by this crocodile props but we're not getting excused with someone carrying a snake!

4) Dikit Ipis - Okay, we ask for directions and stick a roach on your side. See if this roach freaks them out.

5) Manikurista Tutorial - Be careful! Some manikuristas are not good enough for this job!

6) Golfe de Gulat - This pro golfer's got the balls...to freak them out

7) Gusto mo ng chicks? - Hey man, do you want some chicks? Careful when you're answering, because you'll be getting a chick, the birdie kind of thing.

8) Korean Reporter - This reporter's not speaking Korean. That's just gibberish to freak out the Koreans

Sunday, November 13, 2011

The REAL Spark

2013 Chevrolet Spark


After proven to be a worldwide hit, it seems that the Chevrolet Spark compact hatchback is now ready to land in the United States next year! It's about time the Spark made it in the USA, or is it?

Driving Music (What is the name of the song on car commercial?) Volume 16

It's a commonly held belief that most North Americans are the ones who are obsessed at commercial songs. When was the last time we heard that are asking what was the song from the 2012 Toyota Prius Commercial. Yes...They are asking for the song heard from the Toyota Prius Family commercial or the Toyota Prius V Commercial. When will you idiots stop asking? Every time you heard a music on a certain car commercial, you often start asking what was that song and say it on a site called ADTUNES. Think about it, you UGLY AMERICANS never stop, don't you?

Anyway, here are another set of five Driving Musics (Car Commercial Songs) for you to shut up, sit down, and relax.

5) Monarchy of Roses by THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS - as heard on the 2011 Nissan Elgrand Highway Star Urban Chrome Japanese TV Commercial.

4) Inhaler by Craig Armstrong - as heard on the 2007 Ssangyong New Kyron Korean TV Commercial.

3) RISKY - composed by Ryuichi Sakamoto and vocals by Iggy Pop - as heard on the 1987 Nissan Cedric Japanese TV Commercial starring Ryuichi Sakamoto.

2) Trophy by Chara - as heard from the 2007 Toyota bB Japanese Commercial.

1) Got to be Free by The Kinks - as heard from the latest Toyota Prius Family TV Commercial from USA titled People Person.

...well, there you go. Remember, this segment is always open if I caught some UGLY AMERICANS sputtering the question that what is the song on a certain car commercial. I'm watching you...

Call of Duty MW3

Call of Duty MW3

MW3 (Modern Warfare 3) is all about having fun in the battlefield and this latest installment is a war-scarred playground for the Veterans and Noobs alike. Get it? Fun for vets and n00bs alike!

MW3 spans an globe-trotting warfare from North America to Europe, using the skills you have learned from the past Call Of Duty videogames to blow away the competition. MW3's Spec Ops is back with new challenges and new surprises in order to win credits to buy weapons and parts to customize your favorite weapons from handguns, sub-machine guns, assault rifles, heavy firearms, and more. Also, you can gain experience to gain access to new weapons, air support, and more. There's also a new Survival Mode where you can pit your battle skills to the test against the toughest battlegrounds in MW3 history. Yes, this is how proven if you're a vet or n00b to this game.

Multiplayer plays a big role in the Call Of Duty series and here in MW3, it progresses even further thanks to its new killstreaks, new multiplayer modes, and different ways to play multiplayer challenges by your own rules.

What's new is the Weapon Proficiency and your weapon will grow into something powerful if you use it consistently. This is great for various battles solo or multiplayer.

The MW3 game brings Call of Duty to a whole new level and we are sure that this game succeed more just like last year's blockbuster, Black Ops. What we're hoping for that there will be DLC made for MW3 soon in order to bring maximum fun. You would probably go bonkers to play MW3 and that what's why you should.

Active Life Vehicle

2012 Chevrolet Orlando


The Covenant Car Company Inc launched the much awaited ALV (Active Life Vehicle), the Chevrolet Orlando, in the Philippines during the Chevy Motorama at SM Mall of Asia. Why the Chevrolet Orlando is called an ACTIVE LIFE VEHICLE? Simple, it combines the ruggedness of the SUV, minivan spacing, and sedan riding comfort. It was named after a popular family destination in Florida.

Fun fact is that this is the first Chevrolet introduced in South Korea as an initiative to phase out the poorly criticized Daewoo brand in favor of the Chevrolet brand and also the company name change from GM Daewoo Auto and Technology to GM Korea Company. You'll be glad that this Active Life Vehicle is made in Kunsan, South Korea.

2012 Chevrolet Orlando interior

This is a first in the Philippines to offer the new "EZ-TECH" that uses a switch to fold the seats automatically. We think that EZ-TECH can be proven useful if you want access at the back seats. Also first is the "Secret Cube" that can be accessed by flipping up the front faceplate of the audio system. Essential to hide something and it even has an USB port on that SECRET CUBE!

Available engine is the 1.8L petrol engine and its mated with a 6-speed automatic transmission. Prices start at 1,188,888 Philippine Pesos.

BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 11/12/11

How it's nice it is to be back? Anyway, here's what happened on Banana Split's Clown In a Million:

With eight comedians remaining, their tasks is to pair up with a comedian with their own brand of gags. This is how tag-team works in comedy reasons. James Caraan and Mimi Aringo are working on their school gags, while Leo Priscilla and Onse doing their Sari-sari store gags, then, Super Tekla and Ichat are on their office gags, and Karen Dematera and Jandyll Aurea serving up some restaurant gags. Yes, all of them are very funny and worthy enough to leave the viewers saying NGE!

Once again, Super Tekla got an immunity! This is the second time Tekla gets an immunity. However, we said goodbye to comedian Jandyll Aurea. As of now, seven comedians are remaining. Watch Banana Split for more CLOWN IN A MILLION!