BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 10/1/11

Before we proceed, here's today's HOT ISSUE:

1) Lucky Manjano at Jennylyn Mechado, aamin na nga ba sa kanilang namumuong relasyon?

MJ Flip Eh

Jennylyn Mechado

Lucky Manjano

2) CHIKA REACT: Bimby, di pabor kay Diether Ocamp na maging boyfriend ng kanyang mommy Kris!

3) CHIKA REACT: Ate Gay, binatikos ng Philippine Medical Association dahil sa pose nitong may hawak na sigarilyo sa cover ng isang magasin!

4) CHIKA REACT: Boy Abunda, may galit sa dati nitong alagang si Erik Santos dahil napabayaan daw ni Tito Boy ang career niya!

5) BLIND ITEM: Komedyante feeling gwapo kaya nagkalat sa mall show.

6) BLIND ITEM: Komedyante, muntik na iwan ng eroplano! Engot! :P

...and now for some CLOWN IN A MILLION:

First up, there's Jill Masalonga from Pasig City. Looks like she have a solution to her financial problems and it's none other than some CALL CENTER AGENCY! Later, there's Michael Kalaw from Taytay, Rizal. ARE YOU HAPPY? GOOD! Whoa! Look's like it's getting personal! And finally, there's Virgilio Soliman Gulod from Bulacan! Hey! Why is he's acting like Leo Martinez? Never mind, but still, he's good anyway... Okay, now's he's acting like Bert Tisoy. Of course, this is "to each of their own".

One will win and the winner is... Michael Kalaw from Taytay, Rizal. THE BIGGEST CLOWN IN A MILLION is up for the challenge!

What does Hyundai had something that the Germans didn't have?

2012 Hyundai i30

What does Hyundai had something that the Germans didn't have? Just ask the CEO of Volkswagen, Martin Winterkorn, as he went inside the all new Hyundai i30 and he was impressed about what Hyundai have that the Germans never had.

Looks like the Germans are getting upset about Hyundai's NEW THINKING, NEW POSSIBILITIES,,,

Aluminum Mustang!

"The first all-aluminum body Mustang in the world and it was made by a Filipino craftsman"

Top Gear Philippines visited media personality and classic-car collection, Cito Beltran, who fashioned an iconic old-fashioned Mustang with, and if you're sitting down, aluminum body. He claims that this is the world's first all-aluminum Mustang in the world and wow, that made me smiled to see a resurrected muscle car made of something precious.

Scoop: http://www.topgear.com.ph/features/feature-articles/filipino-classic-car-enthusiast-makes-an-aluminum-ford-mustang 

BEER BELLIES!

We interrupt your laughter for some breaking news courtesy of BANANA SPLIT'S ANG TV PATROL NEWS AND OTHER AFFAIRS!

PNP is taking action against cops who have "beer bellies" because a cop's belly shouldn't reach the 34-inch limit or else, these fats will be taken of by some "itak" or "jungle bolo"!

The chief of Police

That sounds painful but this is for a good cause...

On SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK...Aling Maring broke another one, which is another vase in a form of a dog. What would Aling Maring do? Tune in on Monday to find out!

And time for Windy Valdez's weather report: PAGASA said it will rain. Her mom said it will not. If she believed in PAGASA, her mother will get angry. If she believed in her mother, PAGASA will be angry. But that's okay, because her mom works at PAGASA! Get it?

This is how you say Mitsubishi RVR in French

2013 Peugeot 4008

2013 Citroen C4 AIRCROSS

They maybe using the Mitsubishi RVR (known in others as the ASX and Outlander Sport) as its foundation but Peugeot's latest debutante, the 4008, and Citroen's latest addition to the C4 range, the C4 AIRCROSS, are those kind of crossovers you do want to watch out for next year.

More details coming soon!

Lokomoko Gone Fishing

So, the Lokomoko guys gone fishing on the September 30, 2011 episode. Because they're gone fishing, there will be fishing gags. And when there's fishing gags, TALENTADONG FAMILY gone camping for some jokes like these:

1) Bonfire - Iha, nabalitaan ko sa twitter na dito sa gubat na to, meron daw Dracula! Iha, wag nating lalapitan yun, BONFIRE yun eh!

2) Gadgets - Bagets?

3) Vacation - Playstation?

4) Fishing - Masyadong maikli ang tali mo. Kumuha ka ng FISHING mahaba!

5) Kamote - Tingan mo ang pantal mo, ayan hindi na yan mawawala, kamot ka ng KAMOTE!

6) Snakes - Who's SNAKES in line?

7) Camping - Paano ka ca-camping, wala kang pinggan!

...after this whole camping, let's go to Inday Garutay's sari sari store for something Inday Garutay called it "MISCOMMUNICATION". For instance;

1) "Lagi may toyo sa ulo"

2) "Yung kasambahay ni Dianne, lagi siyang sinasabon ni Dianne"

3) "Tinubuan ng sungay"

4) "Make-up test"

5) "Nagsusunog ng kilay"

6) "Nag-iisang dibdib"

7) "Binabakuran"

8) "Anak ng tupa"

...and that's it for Inday Garutay's Miscommunication. Hope we like "cold cats" as our pulutan. Ha ha ha!

Time to wrap it our fishing trip with a little game of "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYHOW?!"

1) Sige, hubarin mo na ang suot mo, tatanggalin ko ang lamig mo sa katawan! - Masahista

2) Hindi ako rocker, pero kayang kaya kong mag rock! - Rocking chair

3) Lagi na lang akong tagasalo - Bra

4) Nakunan ako! - model

5) Bakit hindi kayo sigurado tuwing sinasabi n'yo kung ano ako? - baka

6) Ako ang biktima ng murder - Daliri/kuko

7) Bakit kahit matanda na ako binebeybi nyo pa rin ako? - Aling Baby

ARK Performance Veloster for SEMA 2011!

2011 ARK Performance Veloster

The 2012 Hyundai Veloster is definitely an eccentric hatchback because it has one door at the driver's side and two doors at the passenger's side.  It was even featured on the Korean drama, City Hunter, as Lee Min Ho's car of choice.

If that wasn't good enough to your tastes, tuning team ARK Performance decided to kick it up a little to the Hyundai Veloster for this year's SEMA Show this November 1 to 4 at the Las Vegas Convention Center.

While specs became scarce before the show, the ARK Performance Veloster is tuned to have a turbocharger on its GDi engine.

Scoop: http://www.autoblog.com/2011/09/29/custom-turbocharged-hyundai-veloster-to-bow-at-sema/