Saturday, October 1, 2011

What does Hyundai had something that the Germans didn't have?

2012 Hyundai i30


What does Hyundai had something that the Germans didn't have? Just ask the CEO of Volkswagen, Martin Winterkorn, as he went inside the all new Hyundai i30 and he was impressed about what Hyundai have that the Germans never had.



Looks like the Germans are getting upset about Hyundai's NEW THINKING, NEW POSSIBILITIES,,,

Aluminum Mustang!



"The first all-aluminum body Mustang in the world and it was made by a Filipino craftsman"

Top Gear Philippines visited media personality and classic-car collection, Cito Beltran, who fashioned an iconic old-fashioned Mustang with, and if you're sitting down, aluminum body. He claims that this is the world's first all-aluminum Mustang in the world and wow, that made me smiled to see a resurrected muscle car made of something precious.

BEER BELLIES!

We interrupt your laughter for some breaking news courtesy of BANANA SPLIT'S ANG TV PATROL NEWS AND OTHER AFFAIRS!

PNP is taking action against cops who have "beer bellies" because a cop's belly shouldn't reach the 34-inch limit or else, these fats will be taken of by some "itak" or "jungle bolo"!

The chief of Police

That sounds painful but this is for a good cause...

On SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK...Aling Maring broke another one, which is another vase in a form of a dog. What would Aling Maring do? Tune in on Monday to find out!

And time for Windy Valdez's weather report: PAGASA said it will rain. Her mom said it will not. If she believed in PAGASA, her mother will get angry. If she believed in her mother, PAGASA will be angry. But that's okay, because her mom works at PAGASA! Get it?

This is how you say Mitsubishi RVR in French

2013 Peugeot 4008


2013 Citroen C4 AIRCROSS

They maybe using the Mitsubishi RVR (known in others as the ASX and Outlander Sport) as its foundation but Peugeot's latest debutante, the 4008, and Citroen's latest addition to the C4 range, the C4 AIRCROSS, are those kind of crossovers you do want to watch out for next year.

More details coming soon!

Lokomoko Gone Fishing

So, the Lokomoko guys gone fishing on the September 30, 2011 episode. Because they're gone fishing, there will be fishing gags. And when there's fishing gags, TALENTADONG FAMILY gone camping for some jokes like these:

1) Bonfire - Iha, nabalitaan ko sa twitter na dito sa gubat na to, meron daw Dracula! Iha, wag nating lalapitan yun, BONFIRE yun eh!

2) Gadgets - Bagets?

3) Vacation - Playstation?

4) Fishing - Masyadong maikli ang tali mo. Kumuha ka ng FISHING mahaba!

5) Kamote - Tingan mo ang pantal mo, ayan hindi na yan mawawala, kamot ka ng KAMOTE!

6) Snakes - Who's SNAKES in line?

7) Camping - Paano ka ca-camping, wala kang pinggan!

...after this whole camping, let's go to Inday Garutay's sari sari store for something Inday Garutay called it "MISCOMMUNICATION". For instance;

1) "Lagi may toyo sa ulo"

2) "Yung kasambahay ni Dianne, lagi siyang sinasabon ni Dianne"

3) "Tinubuan ng sungay"

4) "Make-up test"

5) "Nagsusunog ng kilay"

6) "Nag-iisang dibdib"

7) "Binabakuran"

8) "Anak ng tupa"

...and that's it for Inday Garutay's Miscommunication. Hope we like "cold cats" as our pulutan. Ha ha ha!

Time to wrap it our fishing trip with a little game of "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYHOW?!"

1) Sige, hubarin mo na ang suot mo, tatanggalin ko ang lamig mo sa katawan! - Masahista

2) Hindi ako rocker, pero kayang kaya kong mag rock! - Rocking chair

3) Lagi na lang akong tagasalo - Bra

4) Nakunan ako! - model

5) Bakit hindi kayo sigurado tuwing sinasabi n'yo kung ano ako? - baka

6) Ako ang biktima ng murder - Daliri/kuko

7) Bakit kahit matanda na ako binebeybi nyo pa rin ako? - Aling Baby

Friday, September 30, 2011

ARK Performance Veloster for SEMA 2011!

2011 ARK Performance Veloster


The 2012 Hyundai Veloster is definitely an eccentric hatchback because it has one door at the driver's side and two doors at the passenger's side.  It was even featured on the Korean drama, City Hunter, as Lee Min Ho's car of choice.

If that wasn't good enough to your tastes, tuning team ARK Performance decided to kick it up a little to the Hyundai Veloster for this year's SEMA Show this November 1 to 4 at the Las Vegas Convention Center.

While specs became scarce before the show, the ARK Performance Veloster is tuned to have a turbocharger on its GDi engine.

SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK, JANE PANDA!

We interrupt your moment for some breaking news courtesy of BANANA SPLIT'S ANG TV PATROL NEWS AND OTHER AFFAIRS!

Congressman Roman Romulo lets Shalani to go for showbiz!

The congressman

Uh-huh, he accepts whatever Shalani wants. Whatever Shalani wants, Shalani gets.

And whatever we want aerobics, Jane Panda (Melai Cantiveros) is here again for some new workout routine. 

Jane Panda

Oh wait, Jane Panda has fatigue...

On SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK, the million peso vase was broken because Aling Maring, Dolores' mom, knocked it by accident. David got mad and the only way to pay off to the damages is her daughter, Dolores. Will this deal work? Find out soon!

On Windy Valdez's weather report, there will be two typhoons coming. If one hasn't rain, the other one will rain.