Wow Mali pranks - August 15, 2011

Pranks pulled from the August 15, 2011 episode of Wow Mali:

1) Save oxygen - How far can you hold your breath for one minute on SAVE OXYGEN DAY?!

2) Spidermanong - Watch out because when someone asked that there's a giant spider hiding inside the car, there's no giant spider but instead a guy dressed like SPIDERMAN!

3) Chop Chop Bag - Go ahead, try lifting that bag. When it opened unexpectedly before lifting that bag, watch out because (fake) "chopped body parts" come out inside the bag!

4) Choppy Iyak - We don't really understand what's the reason why she's crying because her words are too choppy...

5) The Librarian - When you see a librarian approaches to you, SILENCE PLEASE!

6) Silent Reporter - We can't hear a thing from this reporter!

7) Star Confusion - on another Star Confusion, Rio Locsin is mistaken for Angel Locsin and Andrea Del Rosario is mistaken for Monsour Del Rosario!

Rio Locsin in a Wow Mali episode!

Andrea Del Rosario in a Wow Mali episode!

8) Free Taste Lumpia - Want a free sample of Lumpia with a touch of "EEEWWW!"?

9) Doray Alaskadora - On another Doray Alaskadora, Doray is searching for her dog, or pero in Spanish, named Bantay

BUKO? TUKO!

Alpha-Bert and Letterman turned BUKO
into TUKO!

Greetings from the superheroes Alpha Bert (Jobert Austria) and Letterman (Jason Francisco), guess what they did today: A man tries to search for TUKO and then the two appeared to look it for him. First off, Letterman throws something and the BUKO fell on the man's head. The word BUKO can turn into TUKO. There is a TUKO for the man when suddenly a cop appeared....

Greetings from Kore-Pino Ryan Bang, guess what Korean words we learned today; Sae-Ro-Un is the Korean word for "new" or "bago" but this was an answer when someone asked where did you buy this thing. Bora is the Korean word of Purple but Bora is short for...BORACAY! Come on, let's go to BORA!

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:

Lalaki A: Pare, yung tito ko talaga, mukhang unggoy.

Lalaki B: Ano nga pare? Bakit mo naman nasabi yun?

Lalaki A: Eh kasi nga, dalawang beses nakawala yung unggoy sa Manila Zoo. Dalawang beses din pinagkamalan ang tito ko!

HORO-SCOOP WITH ZENAIDA SEBO (JOBERT AUSTRIA):

Gemini - Sa wakas, magkakatrabaho ka na! Pero kailangan mo muna ng college degree sa reputable school at connections!

Makakatanggap ka ng load bukas pero galing din yan sa'yo.

Bulilits sinks...

Okay, let's see what happened on the August 14, 2011 episode of Goin Bulilit:

- Goin Bulilit music video fo Tiny Bubbles

- Lumulubog na Bapor gags

- Payabangan ng mga cook

- Survivor gags

- Sketch in collaboration with Purefoods Tender Juicy Hotdog: Sayawan

- "Ano daw BAPOR" jokes

- Ready Get Set Goin in Oh Giliw Ko, Miss na Mosquito!

Driving Music (What is the name of the song on car commercial?) Vol. 8

We're not going to believe this. Another hacker invaded my blog a few seconds ago, leaving a trace that says "kia k5 +song youtube". What do you say, this is an unacceptable query! Those MINDLESS MASTERS never learn, do they? I'm sure those netizens DON'T HAVE BRAINS, so that's why there are abusing the Google search engine so many times! ARRGH! One day, I'll find another blog service if that trend keeps on happening. Those blasphemous acts has to stop!

To resolve this, here's another set of five DRIVING MUSICS for you to enjoy!

5) Hello by Naoto Intiraymi - The song from the Mazda Demio with SKYACTIV Technology commercial

4) Road Song by Flaming Wheels - The song from the Volkswagen Tiguan Minor Change "Girls" commercial

3) Rock Star City Life by Lenny Kravitz - The song from the Jeep Wrangler "Adventure Swamp" commercial featuring Lenny Kravitz

2) Walking On A Dream by Empire of the Sun - The song from the Toyota Hybrid Cars "Get Your Energy Back" British TV Advert

1) RUN FOR YOU by KAT-TUN - The song from the Suzuki Solio commercial

There you go! Hope you'll don't bother my blog again with such blasphemous acts!

Misaki Ito's Demio Days

Song played on my Personal BGM: Hello by Naoto Intiraymi

From the album: Hello

Back when the second-generation Mazda Demio was released in August 2002 and exported worldwide for the first time as the Mazda 2, this compact car was a game-changing compact car designed for young customers worldwide that depends on their tastes for design, quality, and performance. For those who recognize the second-generation Demio, what is the only memory you know about the second-generation Mazda Demio? Oh yes, Japanese actress Misaki Ito. Some people prefer the second-generation Demio because of Misaki Ito, you know what I'm saying?

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If a Japanese actress like Misaki Ito is playing Gran Turismo 5 on her Playstation 3, this is what her car she's driving but the car Misaki Ito's driving on Gran Turismo 5 is the Mazda Demio Sport '03.

Misaki Ito in London, United Kingdom

Misaki Ito in Madrid, Spain

Suppose that Misaki Ito's playing GT5 and when she gets all Bronze trophies at the [National B License] at [License Tests], she'll get her Demio as seen on Japanese TV when she was an endorser from years 2003 to 2006. Most GT5 players feel like Misaki Ito when they get inside the second-generation Demio.

Misaki Ito meets other Demio drivers
in Switzerland

Misaki Ito all the way on Laguna Seca

Misaki Ito is Top Gear's Star In A Reasonably
Priced Car!?

Having Misaki Ito's Demio returned on GT5, this was listed as a Standard Tier car, not to mention Scott Pippen's Demio (Mazda Demio GL-X '99) also returned as a Standard Tier car too. As told, Scott Pippen's Demio is the first-generation Demio while Misaki Ito's Demio is the second-generation Demio, as shown from those Japanese TV commercials. However, what we're talking about here is Misaki Ito's Demio (Mazda Demio Sport '03), we'll just leave Scott Pippen's Demio (Mazda Demio GL-X '99) to later posts.

Misaki Ito takes on Indy 500!

Misaki Ito takes on Daytona 500!

Misaki Ito drives through Monza on a rainy afternoon

Misaki Ito is enjoying a leisure drive
at Circuit de la Sarthe's Mulsanne straight

The Mazda Demio Sport is powered with the ZY-VE (1498cc 4-cylinder DOHC) engine that produces a power output of 112HP/6000RPM, torque output of 103ft-lb/4000rpm, 1080kg in weight, and the fuel economy of 17km/L (about 40MPG). It is mated with a 5-speed manual transmission. When Misaki Ito got her hands on the Mazda Demio Sport, she'll max it out to the highest power output of 271HP/6900rpm, 206ft-lb/6900rpm of torque output, and 918kg of weight. (Results may vary depending on the owner)

Misaki Ito challenges against The Ring...the
Nurburgring!

Misaki Ito in Rome, Italy

Misaki Ito gets down and dirty
in Toscana

Misaki Ito plays snow at Chamonix

Misaki Ito in Monaco

Because it is a Standard Tier car, only rear wings are allowed to personalize Misaki Ito's Demio but when it comes to exterior color, she can choose whatever she wants (as long as the paint matches the ones from the Japanese TV commercials). If Misaki Ito participates at the [World Compact Car Race] via [Seasonal Events], she needs to tone her Demio down for 450PP eligibility but when it comes to tire selection, she can choose whatever she wants but she can be interested in Sports Tires and Racing Tires.

Misaki Ito cruises on a highway
by midnight

Travelling the Shutokou with her Demio

Misaki Ito visits Tsukuba

Misaki Ito visits Fuji Speedway

Misaki Ito's homecoming

Gran Turismo 5 players who are driving the Mazda Demio Sport may react that they feel like Misaki Ito because this Japanese actress was in the commercials for the second-generation Mazda Demio. Like Misaki Ito, she can find the Mazda Demio Sport more enjoyable at all circumstances. If she adds a [Fully Customizable Transmission], [Adjustable LSD], and a [Fully Customizable Suspension] on her shopping list for her Demio Sport, she can experiment with various settings to find out which setting fits her Demio when it comes to high speed corners, technical courses, countering under-steering, gravel, and snow. I find it very enjoyable to drive Misaki Ito's Demio on GT5. The pictures I took is like Misaki Ito travelling around the world with her Demio.

Our first clue for the upcoming K-ON movie

The world famous K-ON made a surprise appearance on TBS Anime Festa 2011 yesterday. As you haven't know it, this is where popular TBS anime series are featured on this once-in-a-lifetime special event held at Bunkyo Civic Hall. This year, it features animes such as Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko, Aria the Scarlet Ammo, THE IDOLM@STER, MayoChiki!, Hidamari Sketch, and Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai. Unknown to many, animes like K-ON! and Infinite Stratos made surprise appearances. And this is where the second season of the Amagami anime and the fourth season of Hidamari Sketch were announced and gave a green-light sign.

OK, now for the clue about the upcoming K-ON movie, we can't tell what's hiding on the K-ON movie but I'll give you a clue:

The first clue is.... UNITED KINGDOM! Get it?

If not, wait for the full trailer this September. K-ON movie will be showing this December 2011.

BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 8/13/11

Well, looks like Club Mwah's getting a bit more Japanese because their intro is more Japanese, and later on, some sampalan led by Angelica Panganiban in another Banana Classics presents. These are some of the things happened on Extra Scoop but for now, here's the weekly update on Banana Split's Clown In a Million!

First up, it's James Caraan from Paranaque. The hotter it gets, the more we got satisfied by James Caraan's stand up comedy. He closes by having the joke about 10,000 pesos as the cheapest to be offered and something he can spit at it. Up next, it was Ronnie Mirasol from Laguna. He can copy the personalities of famous personalities! Amazing! And lastly, Sunnyrose Peralta from Paranaque arrives at the stage of Club Mwah. It's a different kind of exercise if you ask her.

The winner is....James Caraan from Paranaque! Glad we can spit it out for the win!

Here's this week's HOT ISSUE:

1) Ate Ghuy, naiyak sa mulang pagkikita nila ng kanyang pamilya!

2) Kathryn Bernardo at Julia Montes, handa na bang magpaligaw?

TANONG IN THE CAN Questions

1) Na-miss niyo na ang mga roles ninyo sa Mara Clara?

2) May palikula na kayo, ano ang bagong makikita sa inyo?

3) May male lead kayo sa pelikula, eh sa totoong buhay, meron ba?

4) Mula sa Goin Bulilit, ngayon Growing Up na kayo, ilang inches ang tinaas ninyo?