BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 7/9/11

Here's the update on Banana Split's Clown In A Million this July 9, 2011:

Ryan Remz Sarita of Quezon City, Rexel Alagao Mindoro, and Tresha Riego of Sampaloc were among the lucky funny people to compete for the Laugh Ten. We witnessed those three's comedic abilities to the crowd. Tresha whipped us up as Kikay and Poknat, Rexel imitating Mr. Bean at the start, and Ryan Remz Sarita shows his stand-up comedian skills.

The winner: It's a two way tie! Ryan Remz Sarita from Quezon City and Tresha Riego of Sampaloc! ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD!

Keep watching Banana Split Extra Scoop next week for more CLOWN IN A MILLION AND SEE WHO'S NEXT TO BE FILLED ON THE LAUGH TEN!

Loko Zoo

What happened at the July 8, 2011 episode of Lokomoko?

- Loko Zoo gags

- Talentadong Family are watching WWEeeW on the ring! Wanna wrestle with these jokes like these?

1) Judo - Balita ko, pumunta ka sa Hong Kong. What JUDO there?

2) Punisher - Napansin mo ba na maganda ang pagkaputi ng buhok ko? Thank you kay PUNISHER-anno

3) Undertake - Bago kang kumain, hugasan mo ang kamay mo, UNDERTAKE kasi.

4) Karate - Parang pamilyar ka, taga rito KARATE?

- Magalang Republic goes to the bank!

- And the moment we've been waiting for! Another WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYHOW?!

1) Nakakainis na buhay ito! Bakit hindi ako nakakapasok sa ibang butas? - Susi

2) Pogi, pag sinilip mo ako makikita mo ang langit - Telescope

3) Kahit di kami nanganganak malaki ang aming populasyon - Gay/Bakla/Tomboy

4) At least ang tenga ko walang tutuli! - Kawali

5) Lahat nalang kayo ang tingin sa akin plastic - Plastic

6) Hay naku! Lahat nalang ng nakikita niyo sa akin binibigyan niyo ng kulay - Coloring book

7) Good luck na lang sa inyo mga akyat bahay gang! - Tahanang Walang Hagdan

"Love Ko To! W"

What just happened on the July 8, 2011 episode of Bubble Gang?

- Can you wage your Bubble Gags for gambling?

- Spice this moment up with a fresh dose of Balitang News!

Balitang News

- What just happened to Bureche's school uniform? What a mess!

Bureche's uniform

- This hostage drama is too noisy at the library!

- Lumang style na yan! Bubble Gang does McDonald's Everyday McSavers by gagging this commercial as WcDonald's Everyday WcSavers! Love Ko To! Sino ka na nga?

Bubble Gang does McDonald's Everyday McSavers!

-  By demand! Bubble Gang spoofs the most popular YouTube video titled "Talking Twin Babies" exclusively on IyoTube!

Bubble Gang does Twin Babies Talking!

- How many times did the word "BABY" said on The Wonder Boys' hit single titled BABY BABY? 96? 95? 84? 8? The correct answer is 84!

D'Wonder Boys and the fans!

- Ogie Alcasid explains why we are always "PA-CUTE" on our pronunciation skills.

- The fight between two rivals trying to make sure they're not damaging something fragile...

- Need help going up? Mr. Helpful is there...

- IyoTube in Backstreet Boys' All I Have To Give!

Flashback: Kenwood meets McLaren F1

Most car enthusiasts are already familiar about the McLaren F1. Before the Bugatti Veyron emerged, this was known to be the world's fastest production car back in the 90's. Here's a little trivia: what audio system is recommended by McLaren? Chances are getting low because the answer is Kenwood. That's right. McLaren F1 recommends Kenwood for their audio system. According to the designer of McLaren F1, Gordon Murray, they wanted a top-notch audio system suitable for the fastest car in the world. See what I mean? We love the Kenwood car audio systems because the McLaren F1 has one. The best machines often need the best car audio systems.

In case you missed it: Cheese-kun had a Twitter account...

Remember Cheese-kun? Yes, he's the official mascot of Pizza Hut Japan and by interest, appeared on Code Geass as CC's plush doll that resulted in collaboration between Japanese anime series and Pizza Hut Japan.

In case you missed it, Cheese-kun has a twitter account. Never heard of it? Most Japanese already heard of it because they already followed Cheese-kun's tweets online and mobile.

Cheese-kun's Twitter account (official) is:

https://twitter.com/#!/phcheesekun_bot

Tweets are in Japanese but for the fun of it, follow Cheese-kun on Twitter! It's "just for fun" for anime otakus who are already hooked on Pizza Hut because of the Cheese-kun.

Trust me, I already followed Cheese-kun's tweets for fun. wktk

Two cars that are too little too late but worth trying it

The Audi RS3 Sportback

The BMW 1-Series M Coupe

Two of these high-performance compacts arrived a little too late of their lifespans but worth getting used to. When I compare both of these high-performance compacts, what can I expect? Both the Audi RS3 Sportback and BMW 1-Series M Coupe are highly offensive and both of the turbocharged engines are set to the offensive because they are trying to defend something.

However, I'm not going to see who's got the offense. Let's hand the comparison over to our friends from Auto Express shall we?

Lista ni Melissa...

Hey! Melissa Ricks! What did you do to Melai? Oh well, Melissa Ricks given us five tips to make sure our kids eat vegetables on LISTA NI MELISSA!

1) Tell your kid some sad story that made it vegetables the only meal.

2) Use fear to force your kid to eat vegetables

3) Use vegetables as a "palaman" on your child's sandwich

4) Cook pancit but no pancit

5) Since kids like fried foods, make some fried vegetables!

...and that's the tips Melissa Ricks gave to us so we can make sure our kids would eat vegetables.

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:

Natinik ang anak, tinawag ang tatay.

Sabi ng anak: Tay, natinik ako!

Sagot si Tatay: Kumain ka nga saging para mawala.

Pagkakain ng anak: Tay, meron pa din!

Tanong ng tatay: Saan ka ba natinik?

Sagot si anak: Sa paa po.

HORO-SCOOP:

Libra - Matatagpuan mo na rin ang matagal mo nang hinahanap. Sa sobrang tagal, di mo na alam kung bakit mo ito kailangang hanapin. Lucky number mo ay double digit number...Di ko alam kung ano basta double digit siya.