What's Bangungot? And how can we stop it?

Ryan Bang's having a nightmare

Looks like we got another trivia from Mutanglawin Kuya Keem on the May 10, 2011 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings. Just what is bangungot? Bangungot, or nightmare in English, is caused from eating too much, stress, and sleeping position. When your nearby sleeping pal is swaying left to right, there's a probability that he may suffer bangungot and to stop it, wake him up immediately by splashing him a glass of water. Also, to prevent bangungot, we have to stay awake and carry something...heavy! I'm glad we learned a lesson from Mutanglawin Kuya Keem.

Also, we learned a lesson on some situations Banana Split don't want us to do it or else ANG O.A. MO! Such as;

1) You want nobody to litter at this place, but you don't want someone to litter hairfall

Hey kid! No littering!

2) Your love for Rizal made you stay near Rizal's house all day

Watching over Jose P. Rizal's house

3) You don't know everything Pinoy because you were from the States but it turns out you're departed since you're a TNT.

What kind of place is this, man?!

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY: 

Sabi ni Boy: Alam mo para kang drugs...

Sagot ni Girl: Aber! Banat na naman? Sige nga bakit dahil ba nakaka-adik ako?

Sagot ni Boy: Hindi! Nakakasira ka kasi ng buhay ko!

According to Melai Cantiveros, 2,345 viewers love the joke while the other 3 don't.

LOVE IT! World's first augmented reality navigation system!

World's first AR navi system

The world's first augmented reality navigation system debuted on the Pioneer Carrozzeria Cyber Navi on May 2011 and schedule for Japanese sales late this month!

Scoop:

http://www.autoblog.com/2011/05/09/Pioneer-AVIC-VH09CS-augmented-reality-ar/

We're getting anxious because only the techie Japanese drivers are welcomed to savor the world's first AR Navigation system.

Check more at:

http://pioneer.jp/carrozzeria/cybernavi/

Ang aking first impressions, KUHA MO?

Meet Anna Manalastas, a very aggressive businesswoman who caused damage to everyone that gets in her way. Her catchphrase goes like this;

THAT'S IT! YOU'RE FIRED! KUHA MO?

Anna died at the explosion and in Heaven, she encounters some kind of gate keeper. He knows that Anna caused a massive damage to people around her and he will punish her. Anna pleaded that she deserves a second chance to Earth and correct all her wrongdoings in as little as 100 days before she is accepted to the gates of Heaven.

The only problem is, Anna returned to Earth as a...little girl. Will she accomplish her 100-day mission in her child-sized body?

100 Days To Heaven is from the people behind the highly-successful 2009 religious TV drama, May Bukas Pa, and this new TV drama marks the comeback of one of the Philippines' most successful actresses, Coney Reyes as Anna Manalastas and the cutest female child star on Philippine television, Xyriel Manabat. We may remember Xyriel as the young Agua Bendita, friendly ghost Momay, and Nica, Jacob's best friend, on Noah. It's been a while and Xyriel Manabat's all warmed up for her another main character role.

Also starring are Jodi Sta. Maria (Noah), Joel Torre, Dominic Ochoa (May Bukas Pa, Rosalka), Valerie Concepcion (Wowowee, Mga Nagbabagang Bulaklak), Rafael Rosell (Kristine), Smokey Manaloto, Neil Coleta, Vice Ganda (Showtime, Petrang Kabayo), Gloria Romero, and introducing Louise Abuel. Mark Gil (Magkaribal) and Shaina Magdayao (Alyna) make special appearances as well! There are more artists to be appeared on this new drama and trust me, it will make you laugh, cry, and learn valuable lessons in life.

I'm really excited about Xyriel because she's highly interesting and when every time we see her, we react about her because Xyriel Manabat's talent is full of warmth and laughter and made Xyriel earned many fans.

Looking forward to watch it on Primetime Bida!

Ang hindi, YOU'RE FIRED! KUHA MO? ^^

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY BULILITS!

On the Mother's Day (May 8, 2011) episode of Goin Bulilit:

- Find out what's the truth behind RATED PG

- Noon Ngayon jokes on a mother's care

- Marugang Ina jokes

- Coatable Coats : No matter how strong we hold on, still there comes a time that suddenly we fall - Butiki

- some "kaguluhan" jokes

- Pediatrician jokes

- Ano ang pinagkaiba ng;

1) Pari sa nanay - Ang PARI kapag may kasalanan ka, magdadasal ka muna bago ka patawarin. Ang NANAY kapag may kasalanan ka, magdadasal ka muna bago ka paluin.

2) Nanay sa alimango - Ang NANAY maalaga! Ang ALIMANGO maaligue!

3) Nanay sa anino - Wala, susundan ka nila kahit saan ka pumunta

4) Nanay sa labandera - Ang LABANDERA sinasabon ang damit mo. Ang NANAY ikaw mismo ang sasabunin.

5) Nanay sa tatay - Ang NANAY nag-aalaga ng anak. Ang tatay nag-aalaga ng manok.

6) Nanay sa anak - Ang NANAY ilaw ng tahanan. Ang ANAK, tigapundi ng ilaw ng tahanan.

7) Nanay sa taong mahilig mag-isa - Wala, pareho silang magulang!

8) Nanay sa akin? - Ang NANAY, masarap magluto. Ako masarap kumain.

9) Nanay ko sa ampalaya - Ang NANAY ko mabait! Ang AMPALAYA mapait!

10) Ina sa peste - Ang INA nanay! Ang PESTE anay!

11) Nanay sa akin? - Ang NANAY understanding. Ako, under lang!

- Goin Bulilit kids are singing Sana by Amy Nobleza

- Coatable Coats: Ano ba ang kailangan mo sa akin, kalabit ka nang kalabit? - iPad

- Coatable Coats: Sa susunod na buwan, hindi nyo na ako makikita. Bilang na ang araw ko! - Kalendaryo

- Ready Get Set Goin in Dakdakan Na

S. Vettel's revenge at Turkish GP

Sebastian Vettel, otherwise known as S. Vettel by fans, may have been beaten by Lewis Hamilton in China but in Turkey, S. Vettel raged his way as the Turkish GP victor, using his pole position (S. Vettel's forte) as an opportunity to win the Turkish GP.

Scoop:

http://paultan.org/2011/05/08/red-bull-1-2-in-turkey-as-vettel-turns-pole-into-victory/

If you say S. Vettel, we say he's FAST AS X2010!

Further details:

http://www.formula1.com/results/season/

See you guys in Spain this May 22!

Mazdaspeed Axela/3 (DBA-BL3FW) - Forza 3 Owner's View

Looks nice at Tsukuba

This looks great for a car magazine!

This fantasy livery is heavily inspired from
Tuason Racing School's Mazda BT-50
Drift Pick-up

Final Impressions: You're a Filipino, and you want Mazda Philippines to bring the second generation Mazda 3, debuted in Japan since June 11, 2009, but this is taking too long. Well, that's okay, because at least FGP president Randy Kreiger and FGP vice president for communications Anika Salceda letting us rot while the rest of the world have the second-generation model, at least those two didn't want the second-generation Mazda 3 to land in the Philippines soon, until next year. You know what, (heads up Pinoy Mazda fans salivated over the second-generation Mazda 3), here's what should do if you want to experience the second-generation Mazda 3 in your own Pinoy hands, at least Mr. Randy Krieger and Ms. Anika Salceda of FGP-Mazda won't mind us what we are doing.

Buy your own XBOX 360. I'd recommend the newly facelifted one. After that, go to the mall to buy Forza Motorsport 3 Ultimate Collection. I'd recommend the original one, not the pirated one. I'd recommend you Pinoy Mazda fans to buy that game at some malls like SM Mall of Asia, Robinsons, Greenbelt, Alabang Town Center, SM Southmall, SM Megamall, any mall in the Metro Manila you know that has Forza Motorsport 3 Ultimate Collection for sale. It will cost us about an estimate of 2,000 Philippine Pesos.

The reason why I would recommend you, Pinoy Mazda fans, to buy Forza 3 Ultimate Collection somewhere at some malls at the Metro Manila is because the second-generation Mazda 3 (in Mazdaspeed3 form) is right at this game. I tried it and it looks like it hasn't been changed since the first-generation Mazdaspeed Axela/3.

If you are good in vinyl making, you can make some Philippine License Plates and slap it on the back of the second-generation Mazdaspeed 3. That will make it look like the new model arrived in the Philippines we, Pinoy Mazda fans, think.

This will make it "Leader of the Philippine Resistance" for sure. Mr. Randy Krieger and Ms. Anika Salceda letting us rot while the entire globe have the second-generation Mazda 3 but they will never take our XBOX 360 consoles that has Forza 3 on it. ^^

Melai's tips to avoid drowning while swimming

What just happened at the May 7, 2011 episode of Banana Split?

- HOT ISSUE!

- Jokes at some swimming resort

- Melai Cantiveros' tips to avoid drowning while swimming on M3: Melai Mo Magwork

5) Swim at the kiddie pool

4) Always wear a float...always!

3) Use a tabo if you want to shower at the swimming pool

2) Remove the water from the pool so you won't drown

1) If you're a girl, wear a two-piece swimsuit so you won't get warned by the lifeguards

- Mutanglawin Kuya Keem explains us more on pagtutuli. I mean hey, the pukpok kind of pagtutuli. Hope you guys learn before going on a libreng tuli!

- some dances

- a game of Just Draw It!