Yes, a Gallardo with a Singaporean touch or what we otakus (who hooked on Railgun) said this is the Singaporean edition of Kiyama-sensei's car! All we need now is a female Singaporean to cosplay as Kiyama-sensei from To Aru Kagaku no Railgun! It's a combo, right?
This special model is up to 10 models available and for every purchase, Lamborghini Singapore will donate 20,000 Singaporean Dollars to The Straits Times School Pocket Money Fund. A charity organization dedicated to help educate the poor Singaporean students and improve the schools from Singapore.
As always, the Singaporean version of Kiyama-sensei's car goes "Desu no! White and Black!" because it's offered in two colors; White and Black! The limited edition comes with red stripes on the side and the Merlion logo labeled on the exterior.
Oh yes! If you were a female Singaporean who own this special Gallardo, best to cosplay as Kiyama-sensei and it's a perfect match!
Hyundai Accent in Goin' Bulilit
Driving Test jokes
Hey! Looks like the 4th-generation, guys only, Hyundai Accent (known as the Verna and Solaris) appeared on some kind of "Driving Test" jokes in Goin' Bulilit last February 20!
Turning this masculine compact sedan into a playground for their jokes really got the Goin Bulilit kids messing with the Hyundai Accent!
Since we first met Melason (the famous combo between Melai Cantiveros and Jason Francisco, both are housemates) at Pinoy Big Brother (where Melai won), we Filipinos had fun with the best tandem that made us laughed and smiled. From their Melason in Love special, Melason in the City, their appearance in Banana Split, and in Kokey@Ako, not forget Impostor (that Melai turned into Maja Salvador), the Melason tandem is far out cool, active, and fun to watch in the eyes of Filipino youth.
Guess what, they're back! Melason is back on the new daytime TV drama as part of Precious Hearts Romances, which titled Mana Po. Mana Po is about a young girl who was the daughter of a businessman. When her father died, there was a twist. Her father's inheritance may go to his best friend, which believes that he belongs to a poor family. With mistakes twisted her, how can she keep up? A comedy-drama experience with the taste of Melason is just perfect for making a new series that is a part of the Precious Hearts Romances series.
I'm glad that Melason is back and kicking with even more appeal to please fans!
HOORAY for the Melason tandem back on track for the new drama!
In life we do things that are pleasant to see in the eyes of ordinary people. However, what we really don't like are the people who are doing unpleasant. There are two kinds of people doing unpleasant things; one is somewhat "annoying", someone who does something that is taking it too far. Examples of people doing "annoying" stuff like carrying too much ATM cards, people showing up their cellphones if they hear a ringtone, putting a bag on chairs, fake accents, fake Facebook profile pics, parents scaring kids by saying "kukunin ka ng mama", too much foam padding, couple sharing a song from an iPod, singing very loud because of the loud volume from his headphone, and other things that are far out annoying in the eyes of concerned citizens.
Second are people doing "acts of stupidity" or what they called it OA/Over Active. Examples of people who are OA are laughing on himself, bald men taking too much shampoo, yelling while the ride hasn't start yet, wearing a pirate costume before riding Anchors Away, fully armed but the enemy was the mouse, wearing a full chef costume but cooking isaw, wearing something formal for a date but the date takes place at the food court, wearing scuba gear but swimming on the inflatable pool, surfing on the log at the beach, and other kinds of OA stuff that is somewhat stupidity.
That's why two rival gag shows, Bubble Gang from GMA and Banana Split from ABS-CBN, made some segments that features three things these gag shows don't want you to do it.
For Bubble Gang, they have this portion called "Sumbong Sumbong Kay Bonggang Bongbong", a portion that Michael V, as Bonggang Bonggang Bongbong, showcases three of the most annoying stuff he warns you not to do it. When it first appeared on the 2nd Quarter of 2008, I thought that this was a parody of some show called "Isumbong mo kay Tulfo" or "Bitag" but because of the popularity of Ben Tulfo's show, Bubble Gang created this segment with a unique character that looks tough but not tough. They made it because of the annoying things concerned citizens doesn't want to see, and thanks to Bongbong, I'm glad we won't be seeing people doing annoying things or else he'll send them straight to their sumbong.
LOL. I love this Bubble Gang segment!
There is a segment on Banana Split that targets against people who are doing stupid. If they see you doing stupid, three simple words: ANG O.A. MO!
The "Ang O.A. Mo!" segment in Banana Split features three stupid, or what Banana Split claims them O.A., things that Banana Split don't want you to do it, so everyone will not call you OA!
Two rival gag shows that features segments with three things they don't want you to do it. Bubble Gang's Bonggang Bongbong targets against the annoying stuff while Banana Split's Ang OA Mo targets against acts of stupidity. Follow these and I'm sure you'll promise not to do it next time. Being serious just never been this fun!
Last 2009, Hyundai launched the second generation Tucson, called Tucson iX, which has a concept of "Sexy Utility Vehicle", because of its sexy yet feisty exterior, plus fully loaded with the new R-diesel engine.
Later on, last Spring 2010, Kia takes on Hyundai's sexy Tucson ix with the smartest crossover, the third-generation Sportage, dubbed as Sportage R, giving the concept "Smart Inside" because of its smart innovation, smart design, smart exterior, and a smarter diesel engine. (Gosh, I just hope the new Sportage should arrive the Philippines soon! This is taking too long!)
With the Tucson iX and Sportage R battling around the Korean market, another contender steps in and it's not sexy, not smart, only Classy...
That's right, this crossover is neither sexy nor smart. It's Classy. CLASSY! I said! The Classy Utility Vehicle slated for sale this Spring is the Ssangyong Korando C. After facing several delays due to Ssangyong tries to make part of its new owner, Mahindra and Mahinda, an Indian automobile. With the prelaunching TV CF aired on some South Korean networks, needless to say that the "C" in the Korando C name really stands for "Classy", giving it a luxurious status for the owners.
Slated to be released in late February and sales start this early March, the Korando C is the new premium of the Korean crossovers. It's classy status giving it more of a touch of class.
Which would you prefer? The sexy Tucson ix? The smart Sportage R? Or the classy Korando C?
Due to consistent public demand, the February 19 episode of Banana Split marks the comeback of the fan favorite "Brod, Bro, Bru", labeled as BROD BRO BRU 2011 "BAGO 'TO!"
HOORAY! With Zanjoe Marudo back on track, joining alongside with John Prats and Jayson Gainza, the classic Banana Split segment is back and it's bigger, better, funnier! Here's what's what:
Yesterday, there was another update applied on Gran Turismo 5, and for that Update 1.06; there was some numerous changes occur; most are highly generous but some don't;
- Remote Racing debut! Pit your shared B-Spec drivers online against other players who have shared B-Spec drivers for this kind of race. It applies on the Community section of GT Mode.
- If you see a friend share his/her own car online, you can borrow it!
- Gear ratios, weight adjustments, and power limiters added
- Performance Points included to make it more challenging. Think of it like Performance Index. If you host a race online, you can now set rules on this kind of regulation.
- Replays of 2-player races can now be saved!
- Amateurs who reached Level 30 and taking on the Red Bull X Challenge at the Special Events section deserved a generous chance because the lap times are now adjusted. This is great for amateur players trying to win the King of Gran Turismo cars.
- Prize money reverted back to normal but experience points are now increased. This is great to increase their A-Spec experience and if they reach Level 40, they are ready to buy the ultra expensive X1 Prototype in different colors!
- Stricter penalties in Special Events section
- You can select multiple items while holding the L1 button
- If you own an internet cafe jam-packed with multiple PS3s and multiple copies of GT5, the Multi-Monitor feature is a great feature because you can watch multiple races in multiple scenarios!
- Controller Steering Sensitivity added to give players relying on Stick Controller an edge of cornering.
Anything happened on the Feb. 18 episode of Bubble Gang?
- Excavation gags might end up breaking inside the bank, but just for fun!
- A man, a woman, and hidden men in the house on the sketch called Raining Men
- In the Wish You Well sketch, a housewife tries to find some poison to kill herself, until she found a bottle that releases a Genie that grants her three wishes!
- Cheche and Bureche's dad invited Ms. Cruz for some guidance counseling.
Does Cheche or Bureche had a problem?
...Ms. Cruz told that Cheche needs more attention at school. When she left, dad tries to spank Cheche but Ms. Cruz came and she told by mistake! It was Bureche that needs more attention to school! Bureche deserves a spanking! OUCH!
Sorry Bureche, but this is for your own good...
- Bubble Gang does Joy Hand Care! They spoofed the commercial of Joy Hand Care, gagged as "Choy Hand Care!" Sebo, talsik! Mala-kamay dalaga, balik!
Bubble Gang does Joy Hand Care
- Remember last week, when there was a Bubble Gang sketch that pokes fun at the new zodiac sign, Ophiuchus? Guess what, Bubble Gang imagines another creature to be added in the Chinese Zodiac! That's the year of the ROBOT?!
- Welcome to the Fantasy Bar, my friend!
- Moymoy Palaboy and Roadfill in Big Mountain's Baby, I Love Your Way!
- Ogie Alcasid explains what could your "worst friend" be...
Whoa there! February 18 episode of TV5's Lokomoko U has gags poke fun at cosplay. Guess cosplaying never thought to be that hilarious! Also on that episode;
- Dining table invented by cavemen in another episode of B.C. Bisihan.
- Need exercise? Check out Ohtistic Aerobics! Staying fit never been this fun, especially the Ohtistic Aerobics!
- E. Tan Ong is back on "Itanong mo kay E. Tan Ong", where all your questions answered by E. Tan Ong himself!
- The tools of carpentry take over the "dula-dulaan" stage in another round of Bata Bata Tayo'y Tumula!
Bananas are every Kapamilya's best friend. A banana made us laugh, but sometimes a banana made us cry. That's why ABS-CBN did a remake on Juanita Banana. It looks odd why ABS-CBN made another show that has "Banana" on its title, just like Goin Bananas and Banana Split. No wonder Kapamilyas love bananas because these fruits are fun to express joy to every Filipinos.
Juanita Banana ending
In order to save her mother, her father Val, her siblings, her love interest Joaquin, her best friend, her biggest rival Donya Digna, Aunt Margaux, and others, Juanita makes a choice if she has to marry the prince of dwarfs, Rikitik or not. As everyone pleads to Juanita not to leave the human world forever, Prince Rikitik decided to let Juanita go. When he explained to his father, the King of the Dwarf World, Prince Rikitik decided not to marry Juanita but marrying a princess from another Dwarf World.
Later on, everyone thanked Juanita because she was free, her family's reunited, her siblings apologized to Juanita's mom (well that's how you get to have a real mom, Bubwit), Juanita's best friend Maryukit lends Margaux a handkerchief to cry on, Juanita's father, Val, accepted Juanita for what happened, Margaux admitted defeat, and Donya Digna apologized to Juanita.
Moments later, Prince Rikitik married a princess from another dwarf kingdom.
...and that concludes the most delicious daytime TV comedy-drama that smiled and cried most Kapamilyas for bananas, Juanita Banana. I wonder what's next for the beauty queen who played Juanita Banana, Bianca Manalo? Gosh, we felt so sorry over Bianca Manalo's status but that's okay, there's hope for the beauty queen after the drama's ending.
See you soon, Ms. Bianca Manalo, and remember what she said "Wanna eat a banana?"
Ryan Bang, as Igor Stojokovic Krystic, in Banana Split's Tekkie Muna for Feb. 18, invented something handful! Something that is called an Extra Hand Prototype!
Igor Stojokovic Krystic invented
the Extra Hand Prototype!
Did this inventor created a hand? Not just any ordinary hand, it's an Extra Hand Prototype! LOL
Just how handful is this handy hand? Imagine you broke into a fight. Then someone will apologize and shake hand. When he shake your hand, it's not your hand, it's the Extra Hand Prototype! He's running away screaming like a girl! HA! HA!
There are other uses for this Extra Hand Prototype such as back-scratching, wiping you buttocks in place of toilet paper, slapping, and choking!
Anyway, that's the hand that is hand-made by Igor Stojokovic Krystic in Banana Split's Tekkie Muna! ROFL
