Saturday, January 29, 2011

XFR in GT5

This executive sedan cruises the
city streets at night


Despite branded as a Standard Tier car, the Jaguar XFR, the high-performance version of the Jaguar XF executive sedan, made its appearance at GT5 and nope, you can't buy it at the dealerships...yet!

On the highway, the XFR's beauty shines

To obtain the elusive Jaguar XFR, you must first win gold at the Top Gear challenge where you have to overtake the Kubelwagens in the Kubelwagen (Watch out for the incoming Schwimmwagen vehicles!).

Nighttime cruising with the cat

Driving the Jaguar XFR made more like a rich executive but here on GT5, it's all about racing on this big cat. At night, the XFR looks more elegant. Heh, I even know that this executive high-performance saloon is one heck of a cool car but I believe that I may take some time to master the Jaguar XFR in Gran Turismo 5.

Cool beauty underneath the hulking
Jaguar XFR

If you even show it on online mode, who cares? Every GT5 player knows exactly how the Jaguar XFR look like but still, they don't even mind it but questioning "how to win the Jaguar XFR in GT5" all over. Folks, its on the Top Gear challenge. To win this car, finish the Top Gear challenge (the Kubelwagen part) in gold. The Sambabus part of the Top Gear challenge rewards gold winners the Top Gear Test Track while the Lotus Elise 111R part of the Top Gear challenge rewards gold winners a special Lotus Elise Type 72. Need to repeat myself?

Finish the Sambabus part of the Top Gear Challenge in Gold to unlock the Top Gear Test Track

Finish the Lotus Elise 111R part of the Top Gear Challenge to win the Lotus Elise Type 72

Lastly, accomplish Gold in the Kubelwagen part of the Top Gear Challenge to win the Jaguar XFR

(panting) Oh well, I'm enjoying myself driving the XFR at the highway with a fresh Personal BGM...

Oh Yes! Bicolore version of Kiyama-sensei's car!

Lamborghini Gallardo Bicolore


Back at the 2011 Qatar Motor Show, Lamborghini debuted a Gallardo Bicolore special edition. (What I meant to say that this is the Bicolore Edition of Kiyama-Sensei's Gallardo, you know what I mean)

In Europe and Asia-Pacific markets (especially Japan); the Gallardo LP560-4 Bicolore will be offered while in the North American markets; only the 2WD Gallardo LP550-2 Bicolore will be offered. It may be disappointed for North American Gallardo fans that they got the downgraded, 2WD version of the Gallardo Bicolore but wherever which country you're in, the Gallardo Bicolore is colored in stylish two-tone and its available in five authentic colors; Giallo Midas, Arancio Borealis, Grigo Telesto, Bianco Monocerus, and Blu Caelum.

I believe when it hits in Japan soon, they'll go gaga over the Blu Caelum color because that was the color of the Gallardo Kiyama-sensei drove in To Aru Kagaku no Railgun. With this Bicolore special edition, this is Kiyama-sensei's car in a new direction. LOL

SINO ANG DAPAT SISIHIN?

That was my question;

SINO ANG DAPAT SISIHIN?!

I watched the news about construction workers died from an gondola accident at some construction site at Makati City.

Scoop:

Deepest condolences to the families of the deceased construction workers. As I noticed it, SINO ANG DAPAT SISIHIN? (Who's Going to Blame?) The construction firm? I think so because they were behind this!

Families of the deceased construction workers (about 11) are trying to seek justice from this incident.

Aside from that, anyone heard of the BUS BOMBING in Edsa?

SINO ANG DAPAT SISIHIN?

Scoop:

SINO ANG DAPAT SISIHIN?

Who knows...we'll find the answer someday...

"Lakas na walang sabit!"

What just happened on the January 28 episode of Bubble Gang?

1) Cliff gags that you won't lose grip on these!

2) Cheche Bureche in "Ako Legal Daughter": Dad bought a beautiful Chinese dress and Bureche told that it should belong to Cheche. Why? Because Dad told that his wives will come to this house and he told Cheche and Bureche that they should be at their best behavior. This segment ends where Dad just got slipped at the kitchen because of the spilled cooking oil!

3) Bubble Gang does the spoof of the Manila Beer commercial and gagged as Vanilla Beer! LAKAS NA WALANG SABIT!

4) Maureen Larrazabal explains what do we, kids, do if our parents made something wrong.

5) Bubble Gang imagines the "Insektoserye"; where the insects are the heroes of the story!

6) Here comes the gay reaper!

7) A silent war at the library

8) Fall in love with Moymoy Palaboy and Roadfill in IyoTube

9) A masseur shows the ladies on effective massaging techniques

1) Ogie Alcasid explains what if traffic enforcers, doctors, and robbers are pro dancers.

Case to Case is back?!

Here's what happened on the January 28, 2011 episode of Lokomoko U;

- Chinatown gags in time for Chinese New Year

- Eh? Case to Case is back?! Anyway, the Lokomoko U-gagged version of Face To Face is back and this time; the case involves on a call center agent who drank poison that didn't know it was expired. The culprit who sells expired poison showed up and oh my! IT'S A TOTAL RIOT IN CASE TO CASE! LOL

- In Talentadong Family; looks like our favorite Lola of Knock Knock Jokes was in jail! Oh no! Because she can't do Knock Knock jokes, she uses her new joke which we are familiar of; The USE IN A SENTENCE Jokes!

1) Use "8th Avenue" in a sentence: Hoy! Sinong nag-park ng kotse na yan sa gitna ng kalsada? Nakakaabala! 8TH AVENUE!

2) Use "Guava" in a sentence: Iha, bakit ayaw mo sa mukha ng asawa mo? Masa-GUAVA?

3) Use "Amoeba" in a sentence: Hay naku iha, yung mga pulis na 'yan, kanina pa ako nagpapaalam para umihi! Hay, di ako napalabas kaya umihi ako dito! Iha, AMOEBA?

4) Use "Devastation" in a sentence: You can ride the bus in DEVASTATION.

5) Use "Entertain" in a sentence: My favorite numbers are eleven, twelve, ENTERTAIN!

6) Use "Parachute" in a sentence: I-asinta mo ng mabuti ang bola sa ring PARACHUTE!

..oh well looks like its Jail Time for the Family!

- Fast rewind back to the prehistoric times please because here comes another Jurassic-age pun on B.C. Bisihan! In that segment; we observed how the pliers and the toothbrush was made in prehistoric times!

Friday, January 28, 2011

Kuya Jobert Austria's "Damoobs" in Bike

On the January 28 episode of Banana Split, we saw that hilarious Kuya Jobert Austria again on "Damoobs with Kuya Jobert". On that segment, Kuya Jobert teaches a female cyclist on how to ride a bike, like the way Lance Armstrong do. In the end, the female cyclist turned out to be the bike theft, and the real owner of the bike mistaken Kuya Jobert for a bike thief! OUCH but LOL!

There's no way Kuya Jobert can't be this funny!

Speaking of funny, we got another art lesson with Kuya Art, the Art Throb. On that segment, the Art Throb shows us how to make an anger decoration with the use of art papers, glue, and scissors. He folded the art papers like cone, cut the excess, insert glue, smack, and voila! An angel decor! What happens if he didn't put glue? He does the same and the result; an ugly devil decor.

After that, headline mishaps in ANG TV PATROL!

Nissan mulls to rebadge the 3rd-generation Premacy?!

2011 Mazda Premacy


Check out the sccop from Carview:

In translation; Nissan plans for an OEM version of the 3rd-generation Mazda Premacy (known worldwide as the Mazda 5) and it will be on effect this late spring 2011.

I have a probability that the Nissan version of this latest-generation Mazda Premacy will replace the Lafesta but will this work?