Sunday, November 20, 2011

Dos Por Dos Por Santo

What just happened on the November 20, 2011 episode of Goin Bulilit?

- Problems solved with Atty. Taberna and Gerry Bahaw in DOS POR DOS POR SANTO!

Dos Por Dos Por Santo

- Gags involved in the office, toll gate, and at the hospital

- Goin Bulilit dances through Teach Me How to Dougie by California Swag District

- Goin Bulilit spoofs Budoy as BADUY! HELLO! AKO BADUY!

Gerald Underdog bilang BADUY!

- Ready Get Set Goin!

Lokomoko gone biking

What just happened on the November 20, 2011 episode of Lokomoko?

- Biking gags

- This puppet salesman pulls some electronic jokes on the "E-GADGET" sketch

- The Talentadong Family have gone fishing, again...

- In the next Babuyan, Donya Martha (Valeen Montenegro) asked some lawyer (Caloy Alde) to get rid of Angela's family, the lawyer's son takes action on Angela, and Don Lucio (JC De Vera) faces some disconnection notice.

- Whose Line Is It Anyhow!? with special guest host, Wilma Doesn't!

1) Naka-PAROLE ako ngayong pasko - Bintana

2) Ayan ka na naman ha! Porke't pasko hinahamon mo - Baboy

3) Bakit ba balut na balot ako, hindi naman ako giniginaw? - Regalo

4) Sige na nga. Pasko naman na, aamin nako...ako talaga ang baby - Monito/Monita

5) Paliligayahin kita ngayong Pasko - Christmas bonus

6) Wag mo akong paputukin sa loob baka madisgrasya ka! - Paputok

7) Hindi ba pwedeng Ceasefire muna kayo pagdating ko ngayong taon? - New Year

Driving Music (What is the name of the song on car commercial?) Volume 17

We're alarmed. It seems that some idiot yelled "prius v commercial song". Most of them never payed attention. Argh... What's the reason why you Americans love car commercial songs? What's the purpose?

Well, better calm down because we've been attacked by something called the SOPA or Stop Online Piracy Act. I'm sure everyone around the world are doing their best to prevent the SOPA act from being passed by the US Congress and if that happened, I guess I won't be able to share some Driving Musics with you guys. If you don't want the SOPA act to be implemented, feel free to sign a petition to this site: http://americancensorship.org/

Look, my point being that if the SOPA bill is passed by Congress, guess this is goodbye...

Anyway, here are another set of five Driving Musics (Car Commercial Songs) for us to share, listen up!

5) Ulysses by Franz Ferdinand - as heard from the 2009 Toyota Mark X Zio Aerial Japanese TV Commercial

4) There Must Be An Angel by Eurythmics - as heard from the 1995 Toyota Estima Emina and Lucida Japanese TV Commercial

3) Until It Beats No More by Jennifer Lopez - as heard on the US Fiat 500 TV Commercial

2) THE EDGE OF CHAOS ~愛の一撃~ by Masaharu Fukuyama - as heard on the 2006 Suzuki SX4 Japanese TV Commercial starring Masaharu Fukuyama.

1) Come Along by Fabienne Delsol - as heard on the US Toyota Prius V Commercial. More Prius, More Possibilities!

...and that's it! Complaints? Comments? Suggestions? Give us a call and we'll feature more soon on this DRIVING MUSIC segment.


BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 11/19/11

On Banana Split's Clown in the Miliion since November 19, 2011; the comedians are playing as clowns to make the Club Mwah audiences happy. Yes, these seven remaining clowns; James Caraan, Mimi Aringo, Leo Priscilla, Onse, Super Tekla, Ichat, and Karen Dematera, spread the fun as clowns in the stage, literally!

The result: James Caraan wins Immunity but Ichat got eliminated! Only six contestants left! Watch Banana Split for more Clown in a Million!

Saturday, November 19, 2011

The Run of Nissan R35 GT-R

2008 Nissan GT-R


Name: Nissan GT-R (R35)

Nationality: Japanese

Top Speed: 195 MPH

0 to 60 Time: 3.3s

BHP: 472 @ 6,400RPM

Performance: Tier 4

Handling: Normal

Class: Exotic

Drivetrain: AWD

Manufacture Year: 2008

Description:

Back in the 2007 Motor Show, the roar of the VR38DETT engine signaled the comeback of the legendary Nissan sportscar, the GT-R. The names Skyline and GT-R are now separate and the R35's chassis is original and no longer based on the Skyline from the past. The R35 GT-R still remain its "Godzilla" nickname that was admired since the R34 Skyline GT-R. This car is powered by a VR38DETT engine that produces 472HP and can go 0-60 in 3.3 seconds. It is mated with a 6-speed double clutch paddle shift transmission. This is the king of Japanese sports cars without compromise because of its outstanding performance that it can lap the Nurburgring faster than the Porsche 911 Turbo.

North American debut of Abarth 500 looks HOT



The Fiat Abarth 500 has arrived in the USA, courtesy of Chrysler, and this latest US Commercial for the Abarth 500 seems to be somewhat...HOT.

This ad's getting a bit naughty, and also the new Abarth 500. Speaking of which, what's the song on the 2012 Abarth 500 commercial? Okay, here's the answer: Smokescreen by Willis

Mama Said...

It was like it happened in rare basis when my mother point me out some kind of a weird car, mommy said that "Do you like this car?". If I look at my car where my mommy pointed, it was like this car's too ugly. I mean hey, that's my mom. She has no knowledge about cars.

Anyway, as I spent several moments watching Top Gear episodes, I just saw some of the most weird looking cars I have ever seen and imagine if my mom point out one of these...

1) Reliant Robin


I could only imagine that this three-wheeler was actually the car I saw on Mr. Bean as the blue car that keeps causing accidents. What makes it so weird that this car is seen on Top Gear. Most notable Top Gear Reliant Robin moments were when the Reliant Robin turned into a space shuttle (and ended in a failure)...


...and when Jeremy Clarkson's behind the wheel of the Robin, it made several crashes.


If most of the people saw the Reliant Robin, chances are that they will say that they saw this one on Mr. Bean. tsk...tsk...

2) Peel P50


Even weirder than the Reliant Robin is the Peel P50. Surely, it's just the same three-wheeler but the third wheel's on the back. Unlike the Robin, it doesn't do crashes, Mr. Bean style. The Peel P50 is built from the Isle Of Man in the 1960's and this is the world's smallest production car according to Guinness World Records. Sadly though, there's no Reverse Gear and if you're stuck, you should need help from someone to pull you out. In Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson drove the Peel P50 inside the BBC Television Centre while he was attending at some kind of a seminar. Wouldn't believe that this small car can get inside a building?

Too bad I'm fat and I can't get inside the Peel P50.


3) G-Wiz


This isn't a car, it's just plain rubbish. On TopGear, this G-WIZ is slower than a table.Imagine if this one's an RC car but hey, Top Gear already did made an RC G-Wiz. Rest assured that the G-WIZ is not a car, it's just as pointless as a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe.

4) Marauder


This behemoth is unstoppable on its tracks. It can ram through walls, outsmart the towing trucks, crush through cars, and it can even survive against explosions...almost. No wonder a country like South Africa made the world's most unstoppable car, at least when Top Gear said during the Season 17 opener. Imagine if the terrorists are using this Marauder...



5) Ariel Atom


This is the speedster that ruined Jeremy Clarkson's face. The Ariel Atom is definitely the next best thing for a go-kart but no. This is not a go-kart, this is the ultimate in British lightweights since the Caterham and the Lotus Elise. Back then, the Ariel Atom is powered from a supercharged Honda K20A engine, which produces almost 300HP of power. There was also the Ariel Atom V8 which produces about 500HP of power but it has a power-to-weight ratio of 900hp/ton. That's twice as powerful as you get from the Bugatti Veyron or a Ferrari Enzo.


...couldn't come closer. Big or small, they look weird on the roads ahead.