Saturday, August 6, 2011

Roadster History

Song played on my Personal BGM: What a Fool Believes by Matt Bianco
From the Album: Samba In Your Casa

Since August 3, 2011, the NR-A Roadster Cup is added on Gran Turismo 5's Seasonal Events. There were bigger prizes await not just big money, but Racing Suits/Helmets (1st place), new exterior colors (2nd place) and new car horns (3rd place) are awaiting to players much like the other Seasonal Events that offer that kind of prize. Anyway, time to get sentimental because we're going to tackle the history of the Roadster. Three generations of Roadsters were offered in Gran Turismo 5 at all kinds but let's go over about these generations;

1) Eunos Roadster, we presented

The first Roadster (1989-1998)

The first Roadster (designated as NA) debuted in 1989 under the name, Eunos Roadster. which of course, Eunos is one of the brands from Mazda aside from Efini and Autozam back then. The Eunos Roadster was exported worldwide as the Mazda MX-5 Miata. It was hugely popular among enthusiasts because of such lightweight chassis. What I don't like about this car is the old, retractable headlamps. The Eunos Roadster is powered with either a B6-ZE 1597cc 4-cylinder DOHC engine that produces 120ps/6500rpm of power or the BP-ZE 1839cc 4-cylinder DOHC engine that produces 130ps/6500rpm of power. There are so many special editions of the NA Roadster, including the S-Special, V-Special, or the J Limited. The first Roadster is all about choice.

2) ROADSTER, Reborn

The second Roadster (1998-2005)

In 1998, the arrival of the New Roadster came into reality. It even exported worldwide as the second-generation Mazda MX-5. The positive aspect about the NB Mazda Roadster is that it retains the styling from the Eunos Roadster, only this time, the retractable headlights from the NA Roadster has been replaced by the fixed headlights, providing the essence of style. Hunting the second-generation Roadster (MX-5 Miata) sounds more challenging and it may take a few days to get this model. Here in Gran Turismo, the second-generation Mazda Roadster/MX-5 Miata is powered with the BP-ZE 1.8L 4-cylinder engine that produces either 145/160ps of power. Because of the lightweight body, I guess the fun-to-drive factor is all it can do but not always. You need the right suspension setting to bring this Roadster's cornering to its full potential.

3) One car. One driver. One feeling.

The third Roadster (2005-present)

In the year 2005, the Mazda Roadster (MX-5 Miata) received another full model change and gained the designation of NC. By November 2005, the NC Roadster won the 2005-2006 Japan Car of the Year.  When it first arrived in August 25, 2005, it became a sensation because the Mazda NC Roadster was just a miniature version of the Mazda RX-8 but the 3rd Roadster retains the 2-seater capacity from the previous two generations. The standard engine is the LF-VE 1998cc 4-cylinder DOHC engine that produces 170ps/6700-7000rpm of power and torque of 19.3kgf-m/5000rpm. Being an FR sportscar seems to be more enjoyable but for the Roadster, its about looking at its best. The concept of "One car. One drive. One feeling." really serves the point about the NC Roadster, even though in the year 2005, when the car was released, it gained a huge success and earned the title of being 2005-2006 Japan Car of the Year. The world-class Roadster seems to be fitting well in GT5.

These are the three generations of the Mazda Roadster (MX-5 Miata) that are featured on Gran Turismo 5. Select the one you'll think it's the best on the NR-A Roadster Cup on Seasonal Events, and go for the win! If you're aiming on your next Racing Gear, go for first place! If you're aiming for the next exterior color for your car, go for 2nd place! If you want a new horn for your car, aim for 3rd place! This is just like any previous races that offer that kind of prizes. Go forth and win!

BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 8/6/11

We're here again on the official Banana Split venue, Club Mwah, for some more Clown In A Million. First off, we witnessed GB Labrador from Quezon City with his haircut joke. Of course he's BALDING! (LOL) The whole haircut joke really snags the crowd. Then it's Aldwin Nino Tolentino from Quezon City. He's spoofing Vilma Santos! Wow! Guess he spoofed the Star of all Seasons 'till he turned himself into...DARNA! After that, it's Allan Bulanadi a.k.a. Yapuka from Marikina a.k.a. Onse.  He shows of his crazy comedic acts. He thinks he can play a piano with no hands, he can fly (almost), and that's it. He's got uses.

The winner is...GB LABRADOR FROM QUEZON CITY! THE BALDING WINS!

Feels great for the Balding joke that snagged the whole Club Mwah crowd, especially when the cast of Banana Split goes Lion King at the start and 1970's at the middle. Right now, here's the HOT SCOOP:

1) Ate Guy, nagbalik na! Mga Noranians, di magkamayaw sa pagsalubong sa kanilang idolo, ang the one and only superstar!

2) Kuya Kim Atienza, hindi nagpaawat sa kanyang mga sagot sa ating Tanong In The Can!

Tanong In The Can No. 1: Ano po ba ang pinakamahal na kape? Yun po ba ang sineserve sa Pagcor?

Tanong In The Can No. 2: Anong pet and wala ka pero matagal mo ng gustong magkaroon?

Tanong In The Can No. 3: Pabor po ba kayo na ilipat ang pasukan sa September? O ilipat na lang ang bagyo sa May para walang pasok?

Tanong In The Can No. 4: Ang dami nyong commercials, mayaman na ba kayo?


Elmo and Arkin Magalona guested on a Sabadabadog episode!

Hey! Does anyone watched a recent episode of Sabadabadog?

- Elmo Magalona guested along with Arkin Magalona. It's simple really. Elmo Magalona guested on a segment with Sabadabadog character, Bebe Garu, and both Kuya Elmo and Bebe Garu showed us a move called "kandirit", jumping with the use of one foot.

- Arkin Magalona guested and on that episode, Sabadabadog can't draw and Arkin drawn as many. Our lesson was do the very best we can and don't quit! This is like a story Kuya Tonipet told us about an elephant who can't draw but doing his best to draw.

- We learned today's letter; L

- Don Kahon visited an art museum

- We discovered a new color: Ube (Purple/Violet)

Friday, August 5, 2011

Mr. Bean just survived another car crash!

Remember Rowan Atkinson? The guy who played Mr. Bean and he has the record holder of being the fastest in Top Gear's Star In A Reasonably Priced Car in a Kia C'eed category? Guess what, Mr. Bean just survived another car crash when his McLaren F1 got crashed into a tree and a lampost following with the car caught fire. It seems that the McLaren F1 is one heck of a high-risk car because it has no Traction Control and no ABS brakes. Didn't realize that Mr. Bean does not only own a green Mini but also he's a car enthusiast.

Good thing it was a minor injury and in a few days, he's okay.

"Hotdog-sarap, tuna-healthy!"

What just happened on the August 5, 2011 episode of Bubble Gang?

- Office gags

- Meet Mr. Santos, or who's the real Mr. Santos? Time to find out who's the real Mr. Santos...

- Another Bubble Gang Pick Up Lines battle! Duhat and Bagwis competes and whoever wins, gets to challenge against the champion of Pick Up Lines, Boy Pick Up!

Duhat

Bagwis

Boy Pick Up

- Hindi na ako baby! Bubble Gang does Century Tuna Healthylicious Hotdog by gagging this commercial as Send-churi Tuna Healthylicious Hotdog! Hotdog-sarap, tuna-healthy!

Bubble Gang does Century Tuna
Healthylicious Hotdog!

- Cheche and Bureche take exams. Who cares if someone cheats?

Cheche and Bureche taking exams

- Get to know about his "syotang balbon"

- Have your say about the debate of removing billboards at the metro.

This is the scariest billboard you can see!

- The Bubble Gang version of the Talking Twin Babies are on a talk show about why are these two fighting each other!

Interview with Talking Twin Babies!

- It's a different kind of family; The Cellphone Family! Their cellphones speak louder than words!

- IyoTube in Crazy For You

Battle of the Brainless: Mindless Masters Edition Round Two!

What just happened on the August 5 episode of Lokomoko?

- Cliff gags

- Makata Tawanan is back and the whole Lokomoko gang are about to clash in an all-out Balagtasan!

- For the second time, round two of Battle of the Brainless: Mindless Masters Edition with Angel Locsintus Bacillus Shrotastrain (Tuesday Vargas)! Check out the questions along with brainless answers that sound wrong but definitely funny!

Angel Locsintus Bacillus Shrotastrain
(Tuesday Vargas)

Ranier Requestas (Rainier Castillo)

Diane Kananaman (Dianne Medina)

Joseph Fruit (Joseph Bitangcol)

Empoy Garovilo (Empoy)

Question 1: Sinong artista ang matagal nalagi sa Amerika at ngayon ay isang bagong "Kapatid"? May initials siya na N.A.

Answers: New Arrival, Noah's Ark, Neil Armstrong, Nicanor Abelardo, Nelson Asaytono, Ninoy Aquino, Noynoy Aquino, Babae si Noynoy Aquino?, National Anthem, N.A. Lopez

Question 2: Ano itong lugar na kung saan nakikita ang mga senador? Nagsisimula ito sa letrang "S".

Answers: Sabungan, sinehan, sing-along bar, simbahan, sampayan, sementeryo, sauna, Session Road

- Another game of Whose Line is It Anyhow?! Check out the lines;

1) Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sa iyo. Ayoko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao, ganun mo na lang ako itatanggi! - Utot

2) Pabigat nalang ba ang tingin mo sa akin? - paperweight

3) Hindi lahay ng bag, pwede paglagyan. - Eyebag

4) Lagi niyo na lang akong tinatapak-tapakan. - sahig

5) Bakit ba di ko marating ang swerte? - Malas

6) Wala akong mukhang maihaharap sayo. - Likod

7) Wala ka nang ginawa kundi bilangan ako! - Calculator

8) Pinaglalaruan mo lang ako! - Laruan

9) Pambihirang buhay 'to. Tinorotot na naman ako! - Torotot

Now that's a loss!

Aston Martin DBS - Forza 3 Owner's View

The Bond Car from Casino Royale and
Quantum of Solace


This Cecilia Alcott itasha option looks
fit on you, Mr. Bond!

FINAL IMPRESSION: Indeed the Aston Martin DBS is Daniel Craig's Bond car of choice because Daniel Craig, as James Bond, drove it on 007: Casino Royale since 2006 and 007: Quantum of Solace since 2008. It seems that James Bond got himself another mission and this time, he takes on Forza Motorsport 3, using the Aston Martin DBS as a playable car.

Sadly, the Aston Martin DBS' Performance Index is on the S range, meaning that it does not being welcomed to a game of Tag or Last Car Standing. What it makes up is the class S races. Despite that, players are very happy trying out this kind of Bond car at all directions. The Aston Martin DBS is one heck of a fun-to-drive Aston Martin because it has the potential of being a Bond car.