Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Let's Do The News! (October 7, 2014)

The big scoop today...

- Japan's next-gen weather satellite, the Himawari 8, was successfully launched into initial orbit as scheduled. The rocket was lifted off at precisely 2:16 PM Japan Standard Time from the Tanegashima Space Center in southern Japan. It will be placed in a geostationary orbit about 36,000 km above the Earth and operations will commence next year.

- So far, 54 people died in the Mt. Ontake eruption that occurred on the 27th of September, 2014, the worst volcanic eruption in Japan for over seven decades.While 12 people remained missing at that time, the Japanese government had deployed a thousand police officers, firefighters, and SDF personnel to continue their search and rescue ops.

- US Vice President Joe Biden apologizes for remarks on Syria, clarifying that he didn't mean to criticize Washington's allies in the Middle East for the response to the battle against ISIS.

- The Belgian defense ministry commenced their first air strike against the ISIS in Iraq on Sunday. An F-16 fighter jet conducted the raid on the Islamic State extremists after spotting the group's unit fighting against Iraqi troops.

- As the Ebola Outbreak continues to worsen, US President Barack Obama will consider heightened airport screenings and other measures to prevent the spread of the Ebola disease.

- The Philippine Government is committed to spend billions of Pesos in funds for the creation of the politically autonomous Bangsamoro entity.

- The first Forza Horizon 2 DLC Pack has announced and for tomorrow's Mobil 1 Car Pack, there are six new cars rolling out such as the Jaguar F-Type Coupe, SRT Grand Cherokee with an 8-speed gearbox, Renault Clio RS 200 EDC, VW Scirocco 16v, Maserati 300 S, and the 1988 BMW M5. It's free for Season Pass holders.

The Forza Horizon 2 Mobil 1 Car Pack
- The Angry Birds are getting a movie this 2016! Be prepared because the birds are ready to crash the big screen!

- REPORT: The Naruto manga series which spawned a massively popular TV show, numerous movies, and an array of merchandising rights, is reaching its climax next month. Looks like the ninja saga has come to a gripping climax.

TTFN!!!

Forza Horizon 2: Challenge Stradale accepts the challenge

360cs

This is no ordinary Ferrari 360 because this is the 360 Challenge Stradale, a hardcore version of the 360 Modena that weighs less and more aerodynamic than the normal 360 because of carbon fiber door panels, removed carpets, carbon ceramic brakes, titanium wheel bolts, dual rear floor with F1-inspired flows, slightly longer nose, slightly modified sills, slightly necked boot and the rear is higher than the front. The 3.6L engine that powers it is raised to 425BHP, resulting to a 0-60mph time of four seconds.

360cs_1

I won this car from my first showcase event on Forza Horizon 2. It was the one where I have to race against an aerobatic squadron in the open roads of Castelleto. It was a close one but I'm glad I got my hands on this hardcore 360 that is pre-tuned to take on the next championship. I've even got the chance to use it on the road trip to Nice, France.

360cs_2

The 360 Challenge Stradale maybe old but it still work very well in the Southern European landscape in Forza Horizon 2 and I spent several hours showing its true capabilities as a full-blooded Ferrari by taking part in championship events suitable for its kind as a Modern Supercar but first, the 360CS needs to be dressed for the occasion...

360cs_3

Its make-up transformation is done...well sort of. The 360 Challenge Stradale is now ready for the event and notice this shiny gray paint on the outside, it gives out that luster and a more dramatic feel to my Challenge Stradale. I've even added some black stripes to give out that contrast. If I have time for evaluation, looks like my Challenge Stradale looks dramatic enough to cruise around the roads of Southern Europe and for racing, it wants to play rough like most cars do here.

Speaking of play rough, the 360CS is ready to take on the championship it was assigned to and it's time to show how the 360CS can do like an ace!

The Cute Wall (Volume Four)

Now, the moment of truth is time because it's now time to do...THE CUTE WALL!



All right, now while my idiot pal isn't here to mess things up while I'm featuring some new batch of characters waiting to have their cuteness evaluated, let's feature our first cute character for this segment!

Tunip the Vegimal

You know this fella, don't you guys? That's Tunip the Vegimal from OCTONAUTS. Now I know Tunip, like the other Vegimals, had a very little screen presence in the show but just look at Tunip, he's so cute for a fish-vegetable hybrid kind of thingies but still, you get the idea. So, what do you think, guys? How cute is Tunip?

(audience murmuring)

Okay, for me, I guess I would put Tunip in the CUTE spot and he'll be sitting next to Mog and Catbug, is that okay with you Tunip? (Imitating Tunip)

(audience laughing)

So, that's it for Tunip, who's next?!

Doc McStuffins
(cheers and applause)

Yes, I know, it's the one and only toy doctor we love from Disney Junior, it's the one and only Doc McStuffins! Most kids love Doc McStuffins because she's by no means one of the cutest characters in the world of preschool shows and yes, songs like "Time for your Check-Up" and "I Feel Better" from the show, they're all stuck in my head right now and I can't get rid of these as long as babies kept tuning in on this show. (sigh)

(audience laughing)

But in my mind, she looks somewhat geeky in appearance and just look at her big eyes, she's just way too cute and too nerdy for words and I reckon that she will be in the NAKAKAGIGIL spot...which I'm putting her on it right now.

(audience laughing)

That's right! My blanket tells that she's so NAKAKAGIGIL and she fits well with Pokemon XY's Chespin because they look so geeky! Anyway, let's feature the next one

Sorry, I'm late. I got stucked in the traffic jam for hours and I took public transport instead.

Yeah. You're here while I was going to show the next character on this segment.

Which is...Minccino from Pokemon Black and White.

(audience laughing)

Minccino

How did you know that?

You're holding one right now. Now, listen. Don't you dare put Minccino in the CUTE spot because...

Because what?

I don't know. I never thought I got this far...

You're telling me Minccino's not cute because it's a Normal-type Pokemon. Nope.

That's Bianca's Minccino!

Yes. That is Bianca's Minccino from the TV show and do you know which spot I'll be putting Minccino? Oh wait! Before you're going to do the unthinkable, I have another Minccino for you to deal with.

What's that? Two Minccinos? What are you going to do? Evolve one into Cinccino? Ha! I was expecting to see that coming!

Nope. Because...Minccino, use TICKLE!

Wha....(laughing uncontrollably)...Ahh!!! Stop!!! (laughing hard) That tickles! Cut it out! (laughing uncontrollably)

(audience laughing)

Make it stop!!! Please!!! (laughing uncontrollably)

Right, with him getting tickled by Minccino. I'm free to put Minccino to the CUTE spot and I got the chance to put Mabel Pines back to the NAKAKAGIGIL spot! Woo-hoo! Now, where was I? Oh yeah!

Piplup

Check this out! That's Piplup from Pokemon Diamond and Pearl! For a starting Diamond Version or Pearl Version user, Piplup's one of the Sinnoh starters aside from Turtwig and Chimchar. In the TV show, this Piplup is Dawn's personal Pokemon. She and Piplup are always the best of mates and we love Piplup's cute looks for a penguin. I know, Piplup's the penguin Pokemon and I used to have a plush toy of Piplup. Boy, where did the years go... I kinda missed having a Piplup plush. (sniff) That Piplup plush looks innocent and I had this little critter before I gave it away to someone. Right now, I've moved on and I have a Chespin now so where should I put Piplup? Everyone?

(audience murmuring)

All right. If you say so. It's a CUTE for Piplup! Don't worry. Most Dawn cosplayers in times of conventions will always have a Piplup plush by their sides if they still make one.

Sofia
I'm very sure you know this cute character, right? That's Sofia the First! Of course, we all love Sofia because...well, there's no other word for it...because she's cute! Just look at her? Isn't she the cutest princess in all of the wonderful world of Disney? My security blanket thinks she's so NAKAKAGIGIL probably because of the way she moves while she's wearing her trademark gown.

(audience laughing)

So, what do you think of Sofia? For me, because of her all-round cuteness, I'd decided to put her in the NAKAKAGIGIL spot! Hooray!

(audience laughing, then applause)

Sylveon

Whoa! Looks like we have one of the Eevee friends joining our segment. This I believe it's...a...who's that Pokemon? Sylveon? Oh! Okay! It's Sylveon! The Intertwining Pokemon and one of the evolved forms of Eevee. According to the Kalos PokeDex, Sylveon wraps its ribbonlike feelers around the arm of its beloved Trainer and walks with him or her. Believe it or not, we do have a plush toy of this Pokemon and my little sis enjoys it for a while...Oh, it's you again...

Phew. Managed to grab hold of Minccino's tail and chopped it.

You what?!

(audience laughing)

Some Pokemon Centers in Japan has Minccino's tail for sale. Managed to grab one to stop that little vermin from tickling me 'till I wet my pants. Clever plan, though. Wait...is that Sylveon?! One of the Fairy-type Pokemons?!

Uh-huh. And I was decide where should I put Sylveon right before you showed up grabbing Minccino's tail.

(audience laughing)

So, uh, your take? I believe I'll put this on CUTE so you don't want to make a move to get rid of it and place it to SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE.

Touche...

Queen Delightful

How about this then little guy. That is Queen Delightful from The 7D. She's the Queen of Jollywood and by no means the ditziest since Black and White's Bianca.

(audience laughing)

Don't even compare Queen D to Bianca even though they both have blond hair!

Besides. When she open her mouth wide enough to see her tonsils, what does that remind you of?

Uh...

It's like Stonehenge and Excalibur combined and save the Kame-Kame Wave from Dragon Ball for later.

Stonehenge? Excalibur? Are those doomsday weapons from the Ace Combat games?

Exactly! And I have no idea what's going on with that Queen Delightful character but she's way NOT CUTE to meet her standards...

Hey! I'm in charge of this segment and I say she's NAKAKAGIGIL!

(indistinct chatter)




(We'll leave Queen Delightful's decision for the next volume but for now, it's time for the recap)

SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE:
Raichu

NOT CUTE:
Dopey
Kwazii

CUTE:
Pichu
Plusle
Minun
Pachirisu
Emolga
Dedenne
Mokona
Mog
Catbug
Bashful
Froakie
Fennekin
Harukasan
Stuffy
*Tunip the Vegimal
*Minccino
*Piplup
*Sylveon

NAKAKAGIGIL!!!:
Pikachu
BMO
Bijou
Poof
George
Happy
Chespin
*Doc McStuffins
Mabel Pines
*Sofia

Monday, October 6, 2014

Stars of 2014 Mondial de l'Automobile


The 2014 Paris Mondial De l'Automobile is going on now until the 19th of October, 2014, at the Paris expo Porte de Versailles and this is known to be Europe's finest car shows that only comes in the even number of the year and for 2014, there are several debutants, full model changes, minor changes, concept cars, and much more to discover so...what are the stars of this car show?

PRODUCTION CARS:

- Audi A6 range 2015 Minor Change
- Audi A7 2015 Minor Change
- Audi TT Mk.3 Roadster
- Aston Martin V12 Vantage S Roadster
- Aston Martin Vanquish Carbon
- Bentley Mulsanne Speed
- BMW 2-Series Cabriolet
- BMW X6 Mk.2
- Ferrari 458 Speciale A
- Fiat 500X
- Infiniti Q70 (Nissan Fuga) Y51 Minor Change
- Infiniti QX70 S Design
- Jaguar XE
- Kia Pride 2015 Minor Change
- Land Rover Discovery Sport
- Lotus Elise S Cup
- Maserati Ghibli Ermenegildo Zegna
- Mazda Roadster (MX-5 Miata) ND
- Mercedes-AMG GT
- Mercedes-Benz B-Class 2015 Minor Change
- Mercedes-AMG C63
- Mercedes-AMG S65 Coupe
- Opel Adam S
- Opel/Vauxhall Corsa 2015 FMC
- Peugeot 208 GTi 30th
- Peugeot 208 XY JBL Edition
- Peugeot 308 GT
- Peugeot 508 2015 minor change
- Porsche Cayenne 2015 minor change
- Renault Clio Initiale Paris
- Renault Espace 2016 FMC
- Rolls-Royce Phantom Metropolitan Collection
- Seat Leon X-Perience
- NEW Skoda Fabia range
- NEW smart range
- Venturi America
- NEW Volvo XC90
- VW Golf Alltrack
- VW Passat B8 range
- VW Passat B8 GTE range

CONCEPTS:

- Audi TT Sportback Concept
- Citroen C1 Urban Ride Concept
- Citroen C4 Cactus Airflow 2L Concept
- Citroen DS3 Ines De La Fressange Concept
- Citroen DS Divine Concept
- Infiniti Q80 Inspiration
- Jeep Wrangler Rubicon Stealth Concept
- Kia K5 T-Hybrid Diesel Concept
- Lamborghini Asterion Concept
- Mitsubishi Outlander PHEV Concept-S
- Peugeot 208 Hybrid Air 2L Concept
- Peugeot Exalt Concept
- Peugeot Quartz Concept
- Renault EOLAB Concept
- Ssangyong XIV-Air Concept
- Ssangyong XIV Adventure
- Toyota C-HR Concept
- VW Tristar T6 Concept
- VW XL Sport Concept

Further Reading:

1) http://www.carscoops.com/2014/10/carscoops-to-z-guide-to-2014-paris.html

2) http://www.autoblog.com/2014/10/03/we-obsessively-covered-2014-paris-motor-show/

3) http://www.topgear.com/uk/photos/paris-motor-show-140-characters-2014-10-03

F1 2014: Japanese GP


Following Lewis Hamilton's win at the rainy Japanese GP in Suzuka Circuit, looks like the whole world is on the focus of Marussia's Jules Bianchi as he was hospitalized after a crash with a recovery vehicle which was removing the damaged Sauber F1 car that Adrian Sutil drove during the race. Right now, Bianchi's in critical condition and we really don't know when will he recover from such a catastrophe.

Anyway, with Mercedes' Hamilton in the lead and he's 10 points ahead of his teammate Nico Rosberg and 73 points ahead of Red Bull's Daniel Ricciardo.

The next race will be held in Sochi, Russia, on the 12th of October for the inaugural F1 Russian GP.

Image: Top Gear

Vice Ganda vs. Kuya Germs


If you thought that didn't happened, maybe you just missed last night's Gandang Gabi Vice episode where, for the first time ever, Vice Ganda chats with the one and only Master Showman German "Kuya Germs" Moreno.

We can't really believe we saw it coming and we really had fun seeing these two on national TV!

Wow Mali! - October 5, 2014

On the October 5, 2014 episode of Wow Mali Lakas Ng Tama!

- Yes, ma'am. This lady cheated...uh...what's next?!

"May script? Artista na ako?"
"Drama ba 'to o comedy?"
"Excuse Me?"
"OMG! Totoo ba ito?"
"Talbog ka sa ganda ko 'te!"


- SISITV - Viewers send in their funniest home video pranks in this new segment!

- MALINTADONG PINOY - Still more people showing off their funny sides on this segment!

- EMOTE CONTROL - On this episode's EMOTE CONTROL, singer Luke Mijares is under Joey De Leon's control!

"Ikaw talaga ang nagugudtaym!"


- SIGN KA NATAWA? - More funny signs caught by the eyes of the staff!

FOOL RULES


- CATCHTUS - The Calamity Fun are ready for some cactus catching! DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, FOLKS!

Mike Benta
Manny Paksiw
Chico
Tita Cris
K.O.

- An alien from outer space needs some gas for his UFO!

"Anong klaseng sasakyan 'yan?"
"Saang planeta ka galing?"
"Saan kaya aabot ang fifty mo?"
"Lakas ng tama ni Sir!"
"Ang liit lang ng spaceship!"
"Hindi ko pa rin maintindihan!"