Sunday, September 22, 2013

Bulilit Mangingisda

On the September 22, 2013 episode of Goin Bulilit...

- ESMYUSKEE jokes! Nge!!!

- Mangingisda gags

- In HOW HOW I KNOW HOW WITH ISLAW, Islaw invited special guest Angelica Panganiban on how to make a paper cutout.

- The Bulilits are singing the HOME ALONG DA RILES theme song

- The girls are reacting about the laot.

- Juan and Ted in...a broken bucket of water!

- Goin Bulilit spoofs Bukas Na Lang Kitang Mamahalin as...SA MAKALAWA NA LANG KITANG MAMAHALIN!

- Guest celeb Angelica Panganiban teaches the Bulilits how to act in a workshop.


How Cute Is Your Character? - Pikachu


I've been bringing in the cutest characters in the history of cartoons and games, whatever they came from, and facing all three tests; getting kissed, hugged, and resist against Isabella from Phineas and Ferb, in a bid to top my CUTENESS RANKER leaderboard.

Today's cute character is...

Pikachu

Is it Pikachu Pokemon number 025, a mouse Pokemon, an Electric-type Pokemon, been with Ash Ketchum for decades, and is one of the most well-loved Pokemon since the game, the anime, and the merchandise alike?

Well it looks cute but...HOW CUTE IS PIKACHU?

The first test is getting kissed. Just one kiss for Pikachu, okay? One kiss! Anyway, what's like for Pikachu when its getting kissed? "Pika?" It seems Pikachu is getting questionable when we kissed its forehead.  It seems Pikachu's unassured about our little kiss though and for that, that's a 5 out of 10 for Pikachu's "kissable" rating. Make it a sweet kiss though, this will gonna scare the little tyke but never mind about that, let's move on...

Because it's time for the second test. Getting hugged. Just how huggable is Pikachu? Yes, feel the love, Pikachu. Don't fight the love. Feel the love. Cuddle Pikachu when you want, where you want! No matter how many times you hug this electric rodent, it seems Pikachu enjoys getting hugged but don't squish Pikachu too hard or you'll be in a nasty electric shock. For huggable rating, Pikachu gets an 8 out of 10.

Time now for the final test  Pikachu is positioned in front of Isabella from Phineas and Ferb. In just a few minutes, it's gonna be one...smoking rodent! Hip hip hooray! As Isabella's face sparkles like a gem, it seems that Pikachu can't resist Isabella's cuteness but...is there a sheer sign that Pikachu's going to be knocked out by Phineas and Ferb's Isabella? Uh...I think that's a no-no. Pikachu didn't get knocked out by Isabella's cuteness. For Isabella-resistance rating, Pikachu gets an 8 out of 10.

Pikachu from Pokemon scored a grand total of 21 out of 30, slotting between Mokona and Bravest Warriors' Catbug.

1) Bijou - 24/30
2) Poof - 23/30
3) BMO - 22/30
4) Mokona - 22/30
5) Pikachu - 21/30
6) Catbug - 20/30
7) Mog - 19/30
8) Adipose - 16/30
9) Pinkie Pie - 15/30

How cute do I rank it? VERY CUTE! HOW CUTE IS YOUR CHARACTER?

F1 2013 Singapore GP

F1 2013


Another lip-smacking performance for Red Bull's Sebastian Vettel after his courageous win at this year's Singapore GP ever since he got outgunned on the first corner by Nico Rosberg but the endgame made Vettel spring back to the top. Ferrari's Fernando Alonso was placed 2nd place while Lotus' Kimi Raikkonen placed 3rd.

PRESS RELEASE:

Race - peerless Vettel wins tense Singapore round

Three on the trot, the seventh of the season, a thoroughly dominant success. What more could Red Bull's Sebastian Vettel have asked for in Singapore as he moved ever closer to a fourth world championship title?

His only moment came at the start when he got outdragged to the first corner by Nico Rosberg's Mercedes, but the latter went in a fraction too deep and as he ran wide, Vettel pounced. By the end of the lap he was 1.9s ahead. A lap later the gap was 4.1s. Thereafter nobody got close to him, even after a shunt by Daniel Ricciardo brought out the safety car on the 24th lap as the Toro Rosso was cleared away. At the end of lap 31 when racing resumed, Vettel was already 3.2s clear, and he built steadily on that.

Rosberg faded as he lost aerodynamic downforce with rubber clogging his intricate front wing, and as he had that cleared during his second stop Fernando Alonso moved into second place. The Spaniard had made a magnificent start from seventh, going down the outside into the first corner and swooping up to third. The Ferrari might struggle in qualifying, but Alonso is a brilliant racer and yet again he brought home a decent haul of points as he chased Vettel home. But he was never in a position to challenge and finished 32.6s behind.

Kimi Raikkonen took third after an excellent run for Lotus, who lost Romain Grosjean from sixth midway through due to pneumatic valve problems on his Renault engine on the 33rd lap.

Crucially, Alonso, Grosjean, Ferrari's Felipe Massa, McLaren's Jenson Button, Raikkonen, McLaren's Sergio Perez, and Sauber's Nico Hulkenberg and Esteban Gutierrez had all gambled on pitting for medium tyres the moment the safety car came out, which meant doing another 36 laps on them. Meanwhile the invisible Vettel, second placed Rosberg, fourth placed Mark Webber in the second Red Bull and sixth placed Lewis Hamilton is the second Mercedes all stayed out on their original strategies. That put several drivers out of kilter, but it was key for Alonso and Raikkonen as it left them a clear run to the flag so long as they could nurse their rubber. While they were able to do so, however, the McLarens and the Saubers were in trouble in the closing stages. 

Raikkonen's path to the final podium position was cleared when he went round the outside of the struggling Button in Turn 14 on the 54th lap, just when it seemed McLaren might be due for their first podium of the season. Webber, Rosberg and Hamilton were all hungry and on fresher rubber, which led to the most gripping parts of the race as they in turn deposed Gutierrez, Hulkenberg, Perez and Button after a lot of dramatic wheel-to-wheel racing. Massa, who had really looked after his tyres, was also quite racy towards the end. Webber, however, was in big trouble with his engine and for some time had been instructed to start short shifting gears as he had been at Monza; that stymied his chase of Raikkonen and Alonso, and culminated in his retirement on the final lap. He hitched a ride home with Alonso.

As Rosberg sprinted back up to fourth Hamilton followed him home chased by Massa, as Button, Perez and Hulkenberg were each separated by just 0.4s in their sprint to the finish line. A charging run by Adrian Sutil, after an appalling start, brought Force India the final point as Pastor Maldonado was also able to force his Williams ahead of Gutierrez's fading Sauber to take 11th.

In the second Williams Valtteri Bottas spent a fair amount of time behind a charging Giedo van der Garde, and did not get by the Caterham until the 17th lap. The Dutchman briefly found his way back ahead on the 33rd lap before the Finn was finally able to settle their battle two laps later. In the end Bottas got 13th ahead of Jean-Eric Vergne's Toro Rosso, the motionless Webber, Van der Garde, the Marussias of Max Chilton who beat team mate Jules Bianchi fair and square, and Caterham's Charles Pic.

Besides Ricciardo and Grosjean, Paul di Resta failed to finish after crashing his Force India out of the fight for ninth place on the 55th lap. Like Ricciardo, the Scot was unhurt.

Vettel now has a 60-point lead over Alonso, 247 to 187, with Hamilton third on 151 and Raikkonen closing again on 149. Webber has 130. In the constructors' stakes, Red Bull have 377 to Ferrari's 274, Mercedes' 267, Lotus's 206, McLaren's 76 and Force India's 62.

Source: Formula One

With Sebastian Vettel still running on the top, it seems things are looking pretty confident for this young German, especially when his gunning for the fourth win this season. However, will Vettel manage to hang in there? Next race is at South Korea this October 6th so expect more tensions here.

Wow Mali Pa Rin! - 9/22/2013

On the September 22, 2013 episode of Wow Mali Pa Rin...

- What should you do when you see a wounded man who claims that he got bit by a dog? Nice try. He's not wounded, he wears a scary dog mask!

- On the OH CAM ON segment, what should you do when NILASON SI LOLO?

- Saan galing ang SIRIT? Kasi pag hindi nila alam ang sasabihin ay..."Sige na nga, SHARE IT na lang!"

- BUHAY NI LOLA - Careful with the dextrose! Granny's life is on balance...

- In the Wow Maliit segment, make a run for it because bigger mosquitoes, the size of a little kid, are coming!

- Saan galing ang salitang EWAN parang "SIRIT" din yan. Pag suko na ang sasabihin ay..."Sige na nga, YOU WON (ewan)!"

- On ANG POET MO, Joey's making jokes about Bonifacio Global City and some lamok

- Wow Wagi videos of the week are; Badette Mendoza of Novaliches Q.C. showcased a video of someone getting startled by the bangs of lids and Ma. Cheska Solis from Daet, Camarines Norte showcased a video on why you should better look back while crossing the river.

- In CALL NI IDOL, Joey de Leon's making a prank call on someone named Luisa Orence along with her BF

- Beware of...THE KISSING GAY!

- In MAGIC GIMIK, a street magician can pull...A SNAKE OUT OF A MADE UP ENCYCLOPEDIA!!!

- In I-WOW MALI MO AKO, feel the power of this...weird triangular...thingy...on your head.

- Bakit "TUKAYO" ang tawag kapag ang dalawang tao ay magkapangalan? Kasi TWO KAYO!

Doc McStuffins: The Doc Is In

Doc McStuffins: The Doc Is In

Toys are pretty much like us, sometimes they get sick, get boo-boos, and not feeling well at all but do not worry kids, The Doc Is In. Doc McStuffins, a preschool show aired on Disney Junior, centers on every toddlers' favorite toy doctor, Doc McStuffins, and her toy friends Stuffy, Chilly, Hallie, and Lambie as they help the other toys feel better. This preschool series will help learn toddlers how to stay healthy like we always do such as drink plenty of water, brush your teeth, eat a healthy diet, stay away from germs, wash your hands, well you get the idea.

Kids, tell your parents, because there is now an official soundtrack from the hit Disney Junior series and this soundtrack features 26 of their favorite songs from the first series of Doc McStuffins including, 'Doc McStuffins Theme Song,' 'Time For Your Check Up,' 'I Feel Better,' 'Everyone Gets Hurt Sometimes,' and many more. Is it worth rewarding for the little tykes who learn how to stay healthy just by watching this preschool show featuring their favorite toy doctor helping out toys to feel better?

Doc McStuffins airs on Disney Junior.

TRACK LISTINGS:

1) Doc McStuffins Theme Song
2) Time for Your Check Up
3) Everyone Gets Hurt Sometimes
4) I Feel Better
5) A Lambie Like You
6) Nobody Wants a Broken Toy
7) Wash Your Hands
8) Do What the Doctor Says
9) When You Need a Friend
10) Made in the Shade
11) Water Water
12) Eat Good Food
13) Take Care
14) You're Gonna Grow
15) Because You're You
16) Loud Loud Louie
17) Bop, Bop. Bop
18) Look Great in Glasses
19) Be Good to Your Tummy
20) Let's Play Outside
21) Brush Your Teeth
22) Get Your Sleep On
23) Dinosaur Stop
24) Stars Stars
25) Everybody in the Pool
26) Close Your Eyes

Let's Do The News! (September 22, 2013)

Here are some moments that you had missed.

- "T'yang" Amy Perez has been the best FACE TO FACE host since it began three years ago. Sadly, it's time for Tyang Amy to say goodbye to TV5 because, well, she didn't renew her contract with the station. I guess this is goodbye for Amy Perez being a Kapatid to TV5.

- All Gran Turismo fans should be familiar to the Lister car maker because of the Gran Turismo series-only Lister Storm. Guess what? Lister's back from the grave and they're working on a race-prepped version of the classic Jaguar D-Type.

Lister Storm

- With BBC announced that the fantasy action drama series Wolfblood will return for the new season on CBBC, the first series of Wolfblood will be making a US Premiere on Disney Channel this October 1st, 2013 at 8:00PM Pacific Standard Time. This 13x30-minute series highlights the lives of tennagers Maddy (Aimee Kelly) and Rhydian (Bobby Lockwood) and their secret lives as wolfbloods.

Wolfblood
- Two of the famed Porsche tuners, SpeedArt and 9ff, have declared bankrupt. 9ff is well-known for the 911-based hypercar that was once featured in Top Gear vs. The Germans episode, while SpeedArt is one of the most prolific Porsche tuners.

- Carlsson get their hands dirty when it comes to tuning both the new A-Class and the CLA-Class. For 284 Euros, Carlsson may offer you some four-sport lowering springs or for 1498 euros, an adjustable rebound coilover for both models. The rear wheel and tire combination can be increased by 18's to 20's by request. Of course, they can tune the A200 or the CLA200 by up to 187HP of power up to 253HP for a tuned CLA250 and A250, respectively.

Carlsson A-Class

Carlsson CLA-Class

- On Monday, September 23, on GMA News TV, actress Jean Garcia will be solving love problems with a little help from love expert Ali Gui, and a weekly guest male celeb in a new show titled Love Hotline, a new show that will (finally) replace Personalan on GMA News TV.

- Ready for more bad news in the world of IDOLM@STER? Here's one because Namco Bandai announced that they'll be making a PS3 iM@S game. So what? Ditch the Punkish Gothic stuff like what they did on the PS3 version of THE iDOLM@STER 2? Ugh... Anyway, here's the Promo Video for October's iM@S Channel for PS3.



- On the upside, Puchimas! -Petit Idolm@ster- Anime Gets 2nd Season! Kaakaa!!!

TTFN!

Tropa Moko Unli - 9/21/13

Some of the highlights from the 9/21/13 episode of Tropa Moko Unli;

- Laysa Mae Toyo invites someone a bit more "international" as Laysa invited Miley Serious on the show, not to mention a falling rock couldn't stop their show as well as Miley's "lost in translation". And yes, more jokes here...

- Meanwhile, Tropa Moko Unli has some more BATTLE OF THE BRAINLESS jokes!

1) Sino itong teen star ngayon na nagpasikat ng kantang "Nasayo na ang lahat"? Ang initials n'ya ay DP.

Dagang patay? Derek Paulate? Dagul Po? Daniel Pernando?! Daniel Playboy?!! DENNIS PADILLA!!!

2) Ano ang tagalog ng flood? Nag-start ito sa letter B pag walang tigil ang ulan ang Metro Manila ay lubog sa ____?

Basura? Basurero?! Buwaya!? Barbie!!? Bahing?!! BAHAW!!!

3) Kumpletihin ang linya sa awitin ni Regine Velasquez: Dadalhin kita sa aking ______?

Asawa? Pangalawang asawa?? Pangatlo??? Parents!? Perya!? Tondo!? PALAKPAKAN!!!