Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Balitang Six Six for June 16, 2014

Breaking news from the June 16, 2014's Banana Nite's BALITANG SIX SIX:

- Extreme close-ups get a smack in the face!

- A wrestler gets the most embarrassing moment of his life when one of the ring's cords got snapped!

- Soldiers noticed a falling tree...and then missed it!

- Male model's having problems at the runway!

- Man tries to jump through the ship but he missed!

- La-Z-Boy fights back against the customer!


Let's Do The News! (June 17, 2014)

The big scoop today...

- US President Obama sent 275 Marines and Army troops to the US Embassy in Baghdad, Iraq, in an event where recent attacks occurred. Secretary of State John Kerry says that the US could work alongside with Iran in an effort to stop the recent attacks from extremists.

- HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE: The Sandiganbayan issued a travel ban against Senator Jinggoy Estrada, who's recently charged with plunder linked to the PDAF scam.

- Formula One legend Michael Schumacher is reportedly out of coma and discharged from Grenoble University Hospital in France, almost six months after his skiing accident at the Alps. Now, he's recovering at an unknown location.

- Nissan revealed their Vision Gran Turismo concept called the CONCEPT 2020 VISION GRAN TURISMO. Although some say this could hint the next GT-R, this Concept 2020 marks the next chapter of Nissan in the world of Gran Turismo and it's set for next month's GT6 update.

Nissan Concept 2020 Vision Gran Turismo


- Mitsubishi Motors recalled 920,000 vehicles worldwide due to a light switch glitch that could prevent headlights and blinkers from working.

- OH NO! Looks like Peppa Pig's appearance at the Priory Park Playgroup's Summer Fair fundraiser hits the snag as the Peppa Pig costume they've just ordered for the event got detained at UK customs because it violated intellectual property rights.  The fundraising manager said they've ordered what it claimed to be an "official" Peppa Pig costume but as it turned out...the one bought from eBay came from a Chinese seller and was confiscated on the way to the British isles.

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- Renault's lightweight Megane RS 275 Trophy-R reclaimed their Nurburgring lap record for front-wheel drive vehicles from Seat's Leon Cupra 280 after posting the lap time of 7:54.36! The UNDER8 prophecy from Renault has finally fulfilled!

Renault Mégane RS 275 Trophy-R
Renaultsport Megane 275 Trophy-R
- The BMW M division decided that instead of powering up the engine outputs of their models, they've decided to cut back on weight. As demonstrated by their new M3 F80 saloon and the M4 F82 coupe, weight loss DOES work.

- As you may heard, Alice from the musical duet member, ClariS, left to focus on studies. However, in a TV interview with the remaining girl from ClariS, Clara, despite Alice graduated from the duet, ClariS WILL NOT disband.

- Mercedes-Benz teases the upcoming 2015 CLS-Class minor change with their new LED headlamps.

2015 Mercedes-Benz CLS-Class minor change teaser

TTFN!!!

Monday, June 16, 2014

Let's Do The News! (June 16, 2014)

The big scoop today...

- Even with Toyota's TS040 pole position and Porsche's return to Le Mans via the 919 Hybrid, it seems that Audi is still the king of 24 Heures du Mans after a 1-2 finish with the #2 R18 e-tron and the #1 R18 e-tron. The winning #2 R18 e-tron was driven by Marcel Fassler, Andre Lotterer and Benoit Treluyer for the LMP1 category. In the LMP2 category, a class win goes to the Jota Sport Zytek Z11SN-Nissan driven by Simon Dolan, Harry Tincknell and Oliver Turvey while in the GTE-Pro class, winner goes to the No. 51 AF Corse Ferrari 458 Italia GT2 driven by Gianmaria Bruni, Toni Vilander and Giancarlo Fisichella.

Full results: http://www.24h-lemans.com/en/news/le-mans-2014-final-classification_2_2_1746_16077.html


- Mercedes-Benz details their upcoming AMG 4.0L V8 BiTurbo engine to be applied on their next sportscar.

- Pixar announced their next animated film set for Summer 2015 showing called Inside Out. It highlights the emotions from the inside of the mind of an 11-year-old girl.

- Mighty Med actress Paris Berelc (the actress who played superheroine Skylar Storm from the hit Disney XD action comedy series) spent her Saturday at the 9th annual Winning the Race Against Childhood Cancer at the Kenneth Hahn Park, LA.

- There's a report stating that the upcoming Phineas and Ferb Star Wars special will be airing this late July 2014. This special will see Phineas, Ferb, and the rest paying tribute to the Star Wars movies.

- Nickelodeon's hit cartoon show, Sanjay and Craig, gets renewed for another season!

- The educational series, The Magic School Bus, gets a reboot as a Netflix original series under the title: The Magic School Bus 360°.

- Cultural experts from the Philippines warned that they should not use the faces of national heroes as labels in alcoholic drinks.

- There's an article about how much do high school and college students need for daily allowance. The breakdown of student's allowance is explained.

- Yesterday, a policeman in Talisay City, Batangas, was shot to death while he was bringing his kids to school.

- Justice Secretary Leila de Lima denies sex tape rumors, saying "it's fake".

TTFN!!!

FIFA World Cup 2014 - Day 4


It's the 4th day of the FIFA WORLD CUP Brasil and those three games occurred on that game were proven to be quite an upside for the spectators. Two European countries; the Switzerland and France, emerged dominant against their oppositions as well as Latin America's Argentina.

First, the Swiss football team pinned down Ecuador at the score of 2-1 in front of the audience at Estadio Nacional. Then, in Estadio Beira-Rio, the French won the match against Honduras at the score of 3-0 thanks to the explosive two-goal attack from Karim Benzema. And lastly, a 2-1 score sent the Argentinians, as well as star player Lionel Messi, a winning achievement against the Bosnians in an all-out battle at Maracaña.

Tomorrow, three games will happen with Germany takes on Portugal, the Iranians trying to nuke Nigeria in the playing field, and the USA takes on Ghana's finest.

The San Antonio Spurs are 2014 NBA Champions!

Photo: Associated Press

Last 2013, the Miami Heat and the San Antonio Spurs spent seven games trading punches and the Heat became the surprise winner against Spurs. Now for the 2014 NBA Finals, it seems that odds are turned and it became a little bit more difficult than last year.

In the first game, the San Antonio Spurs kickstarted the 2014 NBA Finals after a 110-95 win against Miami Heat. Spurs won the first game of the finals. Then in the second game, the Miami Heat leveled the odds after the score of 98-96. In Game 3, San Antonio Spurs leading the game against Miami Heat at the score of 111-92. And in Game 4, Spurs still leading at the score of 107-86 against Miami Heat.

It's all down to this; Game 5, held at their home turf AT&T Center, and if Spurs win, they'll be declared as 2014 NBA Champions and they did, after ending Miami Heat's 2-win streak at the score of 104-87.

This is the fifth time the Spurs won the championship since winning their titles in 1999, 2003, 2005, and 2007.

So here's to you, San Antonio Spurs (as well as top players Ginobili, Parker, Leonard, and Duncan). You deserved that title fair and square.

#gbfathersday

On the Father's Day (June 15, 2014) episode of Goin Bulilit...

- Different ways to call your Dad are explained...

- Dad-related gags

- The boys are bragging about their dads. BOOM! Panes!

- Goin Bulilit does I LUV YAH PAPI

- In that episode's HOW...HOW...I KNOW HOW WITH ISLAW, Islaw shows us how to gift your dad for Father's Day.

- Sketch brought to you by O+ Air.

- More gags for dads

- A blowout for dad

Sunday, June 15, 2014

FIFA World Cup 2014 - Day 3


In the third day of the FIFA WORLD CUP BRASIL, those four matches really are worth being a struggle from the start to the finish, from the 1st to the 4th quarter.  First, the Colombians never let their Greek opposition score not even a single goal, leaving the score to 3-0. Next, it's the Costa Ricans emerged victorious in the fight against Uruguay at the score of 1-3. Afterwards, the goals from Claudio Marchisio and Mario Balotelli gave the Italians a close-call win against England at the score of 2-1. Lastly, Japan's samurai spirit is not enough to take down the likes of their Ivory Coast rivals at the score of 2-1.

These four matches truly demonstrate how determined and how alert these soccer teams are. Tomorrow, there are three games from Switzerland vs. Ecuador up to Argentina vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina.