LIE TO LIE AGAIN

What just happened on the July 22 episode of Lokomoko?

- Mechanic gags got troubles fixing the Honda City!

Honda City in a Lokomoko episode

- Inday Garutay is back for another LIE TO LIE!

- Another round of Lokomoko Balagtasan with Makata Tawanan and the rest!

- Another round of Whose Line Is It Anyhow?!

1) Pagod na akong humawak sa balls mo! Pagod na rin ako sa pagbihis-hubad mo sa akin. Malapit na naman ulit! Ayoko na!!! - Christmas Tree

2) Halika, bigyan mo pa ako ng init. Kailangan kong pumutok para ako'y iyong matikman at ika'y masarapan. Ayan na! Puputok na! Humanda ka! - Popcorn

3) Hey! Andito ako sa ospital ngayon! - Nurse

4) Bitin na bitin ako! - Pabitin

5) Lagi na lang akong pinagpapalo... - Drums

6) Hindi tayo magkalaban - Kakampi

7) Tuwing dinadalaw kita, tinutulugan mo lang ako! - Antok

8) Oops! Nadulas na naman ako, hindi kasi ako nag-iingat eh. - Dila

9) Kami ang biggest loser! - Miami Heat

LIE TO LIE

What just happened at the July 15, 2011 episode of Lokomoko?

- Lawyer gags

- Talentadong Family visits Jojong Bingi's newly opened parlor;

1) Parlor - Pa-arbor?

2) Negosyo - Boso?

3) Ako - Pako?

4) Pedicure - Ang sakit ng ulo ko, ano ba ang PEDICURE para di maka...

5) Portugal - Wala ka nanamang pambayad para diyan sa pusta mo dahil PORTUGAL naman ang inaasikaso mo!

6) Desperate - Remember to always close the bottle of softdrink because DESPERATE will come out!

- Inday Garutay guests to host some kind of "Eye to Eye" spoof called LIE TO LIE!

- And yes, another round of Whose Line Is It...Anyhow?!

1) Pahipo naman - Mike Hanopol

2) Ano ba?! Dada ako ng dada nakikinig ka lang - Radio

3) Tagapagpainit lang ba sa kama ang silbi ko sa'yo? - Kumot

4) Ang init ano? Pero habang nagbobomba ka lalo kang pagpawisan - Poso

5) Kayo ang may kasalanan kung bakit maitim ang puwet ko - Kaldero/kawali

6) Hindi lahat ng tulad ko ay puwedeng sakyan at ipangarera - kabayo ng plantsa

7) Humanda ka! Papuputiin kita! - An-an

Loko Zoo

What happened at the July 8, 2011 episode of Lokomoko?

- Loko Zoo gags

- Talentadong Family are watching WWEeeW on the ring! Wanna wrestle with these jokes like these?

1) Judo - Balita ko, pumunta ka sa Hong Kong. What JUDO there?

2) Punisher - Napansin mo ba na maganda ang pagkaputi ng buhok ko? Thank you kay PUNISHER-anno

3) Undertake - Bago kang kumain, hugasan mo ang kamay mo, UNDERTAKE kasi.

4) Karate - Parang pamilyar ka, taga rito KARATE?

- Magalang Republic goes to the bank!

- And the moment we've been waiting for! Another WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYHOW?!

1) Nakakainis na buhay ito! Bakit hindi ako nakakapasok sa ibang butas? - Susi

2) Pogi, pag sinilip mo ako makikita mo ang langit - Telescope

3) Kahit di kami nanganganak malaki ang aming populasyon - Gay/Bakla/Tomboy

4) At least ang tenga ko walang tutuli! - Kawali

5) Lahat nalang kayo ang tingin sa akin plastic - Plastic

6) Hay naku! Lahat nalang ng nakikita niyo sa akin binibigyan niyo ng kulay - Coloring book

7) Good luck na lang sa inyo mga akyat bahay gang! - Tahanang Walang Hagdan

Doing time with Lokomoko...

Let's see what just happened on the July 1, 2011 episode of TV5's Lokomoko...

- Jailtime gags

- The first kumot made by cavemen according to another BC BISIHAN episode...

The first kumot

- Talentadong Family spurs out some jokes such as:

1) Unano - Miss, bawal sumingit sa pila, sana UNANO.

2) Accounting - Pag kinakausap kita, ACCOUNTING-nan mo!

3) ATM - Yang asawa mo, yung singit, hindi naman naaarawan. Ang ATM-ATM!

4) Prito - Kanina eh nagbukas ako ng senior citizen account, tapos binabayad ako, sabi ko akala ko ba PRITO?

- Lokomoko pokes fun about the fishkill issue starring with the fishes and some fish jokes that can go FISH HOOKS!

Fishes

- Another round of Whose Line Is It...Anyhow?! Check out the lines;

1) Kainis ka, ayaw mo pa akong tigilan hanggat di ako namumula - Traffic light

2) Eh ano kung maitim ang kalooban ko - pusit

3) Hay naku, maglalaway ka sa akin! - rabies

4) Kahit ilagay mo ako sa ref mainit pa rin ako - hotsauce

5) Nandito ako, nakayakap lang lagi sa beywang mo - sinturon

6) You're always right here waiting - waiting shed

7) Bakit ka ganyan, lagi na lang gusto mo kinikiskis ang ulo ko - palito

Lokomoko in Cebu Part 2!

Time for Part 2 of the "Lokomoko in Cebu" special aired since June 24, 2011:

- More gags in Cebu

- More Caloy Alde's Pick Up Lines that made the girls kick Caloy Alde's butt

- More Talentadong Family

- Welcome to the MAGALANG REPUBLIC!

LOKOMOKO in Cebu

Let's see what happened on the June 17, 2011 episode of Lokomoko on TV5:

- Gags at the Crown Regency Hotel & Towers in Cebu!

- Caloy Alde has some pick-up lines to them females

- Cebu fun with the Talentadong Family

1) Island - Yung apo ko, ang laki na. ISLAND taon na ba siya?

2) Coconut - Dapat kainin ngayong yung chicharon dun habang malutong pa dahil kapag hindi, COCONUT yan!

3) Safari - Alam mo ba na hindi ka pwede mangumpisal sa madre, SAFARI lang dapat!

4) Calibrate - Sa bahay na lang tayo kumain para ma-CALIBRATE tayo!

5) Berdugo - BERDUGO from here?

Balagtasan in "new" Lokomoko!

It's weekends! Let's see what just happened on the June 10, 2011 episode on "new" Lokomoko:

- Gags outside the church

- With Makata Tawanan guested, Lokomoko goes all out Balagtasan!

- Flying stuff are flying around the Dula-Dulaan stage on another Bata Bata Tayo'y Tumula!

The problem with the saranggola

- Another Whose Line Is It... Anyhow?! on the June 10, 2011 episode on "new" Lokomoko! Check out the lines:

1) Wala ka talagang masasabe kapag natikman mo ang lasa ko! - Wasabe

2) Pigang piga na ako! Sagad hanggang buto! - Kalamansi

3) Ang dumi dumi ko na ayaw mo pa akong tigilan! - Basahan

4) Bago mo ko gamitin, magshower ka! - Swimming Pool

5) Bakit n'yo ba ako ginigisa sa sarili kong mantika? - Longganisa

6) Walang tulugan - Burol

7) Bakit OK lang sayo na magmura ako?!? - Gasolina

We're digging for jokes!

Let's see what we dug on the June 3, 2011 episode of "new" Lokomoko on TV5:

- Mine gags got the miners gone "mine"

- Another B.C. Bisihan episode where our Neanderthal pals created the "first"  footwear.

The first footwear

- More jokes from "Talentadong Family";

1) Paradise - Kasi kahapon naglalaro kami ng kumare ko ng mahjong, tapos hinahalo namin yung pitsa, tapos nahulog yung dice. Nagalit sa akin si kumare. Sabi ko "sus, PARADISE lang eh!"

2) Ano ang tawag sa saging na nasa stick? Bananacue! Sa kamote na nasa stick? Camotecue! Baboy na nasa stick? Barbecue! Kabayo na nasa stick? Carousel!

3) If they said "sige", Jojong Bingi said "sine".

4) Delicious - Inday! Duster yung ipapadala ko. DELICIOUS!

5) Delicacy - Kanina, nakita ko yung asawa mo natapilok! Nagmama-DELICACY!

6) Chairman - Yung aso ng kapitbahay, ang tapang-tapang. Siguro, CHAIRMAN shepherd yun.

7) Thirty-two - Don't touch that, that's dirty! Don't touch that also, that's THIRTY-TWO!

- One of Wanlu's puppets, Nicolo, asks more to the gang.

Nicolo speaks

- Another round of Whose Line Is It...Anyhow?! on the June 3, 2011 episode of "new" Lokomoko on TV5! Here are the lines;

1) We serve and protect! - Condom

2) Patay ka! Wala ka nang lusot! - Dead End

3) Ang dami niyong sumasawsaw! - Patis

4) Lagi na lang akong napagkamalang kulay! - Yelo

5) Lagi na lang akong laman ng dyaryo! - Tinapa

6) Deposito kayo ng deposito ayaw nyo naman mag withdraw! - Poso Negro

7) Tinalupan nyo na ako, dinidikdik nyo pa! - Bawang

Meet the next generation Lokomoko

New Lokomoko logo

The "new" Lokomoko has arrived and now the next generation Lokomoko became hardcore by bringing this Lokomoko to the next level. New stage, new humor, same great Lokomoko taste. It's been three years and it's done more that three years than most of its rivals. To celebrate, they brought Long Mejia and the two guys from Talentadong Pinoy. Makata Tawanan and ventriloquist Wanlu, as guests!

First venue; the Talentadong Family are fixing up the stage in time to prepare the next generation Lokomoko. Of course, our favorite Lola has some "Use It" jokes offered:

1) Engineer - Makakamit din natin ang kapayapaan ENGINEER future!

2) Pilot - Kahapon, ang sakit nandito ko dahil sa rayuma pero ngayon okey na ako kasi nag-PILOT ako.

3) Paranaque - Iha, kung ako sayo, hindi o hahalikan si Caloy, PARANAQUE!

Second Venue: Aling Lycel (Tuesday Vargas) brings the noise up the stage!

Aling Lycel

...it followed with some dances by Luningning, Milagring, and Mariposa!

Luningning, Milagring, and Mariposa

... and a comedy stand-up by Badja and Palu-Palo

Badja and Palu-palo

Third Venue: Comedy duo Sandok and Palayok sharing some jokes!

Sandok and Palayok

...followed by Boyz Avenue with their smashing performance!

Boyz Avenue

... and someone named Toyo (Rainier Castillo) and Kalamansi (Joseph Bitangcol)

Toyo and Kalamansi

Last Venue: Meet Ginoo (JC De Vera) and Binibining San Dionisio (Valeen Montenegro) with their hilarious jokes

G. and Bb. San Dionisio

...and it closes with some Balagtasan with Tuesday, Long Mejia, and Makata Tawanan!

THE NEW LOKOMOKO HAS ARRIVED!

Paint the town "Whose Line Is It...Anyhow?!"

On the 5-20-11 episode of TV5's Lokomoko U;

- Kasambahay gags

- Talentadong Family at the ranch. Here are some jokes;

1) Circulate - Alam mo ba kanina yung poging cowboy, hingi-hingi yung cellphone number ko. Sabi ko "Ano ba CIRCULATE mo naman!"

2) Rancho - Every time I want to go wee-wee, I RANCHO the bathroom!

3) Celebrator - Para hindi tayo mapagod kaysa sa maghagdan tayo, sumakay tayo CELEBRATOR.

4) Economy - Lagi kong naalala si Serafin. ECONOMY-miss kaya niya?

5) Maintain - Mauna na kayo, MAINTAIN pa ako eh.

6) Ornamental - Anong nangyari dun sa sira-ulong cowboy kanina? Nakulong ba ORNAMENTAL hospital?

Also, what Nanay said - her nephew Jojong Bingi understand:

1) Cowboy - Baboy

2) Indian - Pinggan

3) Ibayo - Bayo

- Wing-draw! Wing-draw! Wing-draw! Looking back at the prehistoric comedy in another "B.C. Bisihan", where our prehistoric ancestors made the first toothpick!

First toothpick

Even in prehistoric times, toothpicks can be somewhat painful.

- Another round of Whose Line Is It Anyhow is here! New punishment; wrong answer gets squirted by a water gun filled with paint! Check it out the lines;

1) Bata pa naman ako kahit kulubot na ang balat ko!

Answer: Ampalaya

2) Sipsep ka nang sipsep sa akin tapos didispatsahin mo lang ako!

Answer: Straw

3) Ako ang lagi mong gamit pantalon!

Answer: Paa

4) Gusto ka happy ka!

Answer: Juan Ponce Enrile

5) Ako ang man's best friend!

Answer: G.R.O.

6) Hindi lahat ng baby cute!

Answer: Tyanak

Peryahan ng katatawanan!

What happened on the May 13 episode of TV5's Lokomoko U?

- Perya gags

- Puppet Manny, led by guest ventriloquist Wanlu, tells all!

Wanlu and Pacquiao

- Our favorite joke-bursting Lola (Valeen Montenegro) on our ever-loving Talentadong Family segment got sick but despite her sick nature, she still fires more jokes on her mouth to our laugh box;

1) Arowana - Ayoko na dito sa hospital! AROWANA be here!

2) clumsy - Ayoko ng pagkain dito sa hospital. Ang pancit nila, kulang ng CLUMSY!

3) Cubao - Bakit ganun? Sinunod ko ang lahat ng payo ni doc, bakit ako nandito? May kasalanan CUBAO?

4) statue - Minsan sa sobrang labo ng mata ko, hindi ko kayo makilala. Serafin? STATUE?

5) Venetian - Alam mo ba kanina nong nakahubad ako, dumating ang isang gwapong nurse pero di pa nya akong na-VENETIAN.

For a little bonus since you guys want more of Talentandong Family from this episode, here are the words Nanay (Tuesday Vargas) said were understood by Jojong Bingi (JC De Vera)

What Nanay said > Jojong Bingi understands

1) Lola > Bola

2) Kondisyon > Tuition

3) Mag-alala > Tulala

- Another round of Whose Line Is It... Anyhow?! hosted by Ms. Tuesday Vargas! Check out those lines;

1) May mata ka nga di naman nakakakita!

Answer: Pigsa

2) Ako ang laging handa!

Answer: Pansit

3) Hindi lahat ng pink pa sweet

Answer: MMDA

4) Pag isinaksak mo nag iinit ako

Answer: Plantsa

5) Dahil ba sexy ako, kalabit ka ng kalabit?

Answer: Gitara

6) Kaylan kaya puputi ang lahi namin?

Answer: Uling

7) Lagi mo na lang akong tinutulugan

Answer: Unan

8) Oo pinipilahan ako at isa akong bayaran

Answer: Cashier

Another whose line is it!

Sorry for the wait, but what just happened on the May 6 episode of Lokomoko U?

- Nightclub gags

- The signs are invading the dula-dulaan on another Bata Bata Tayo'y Tumula

- Another Whose Line Is It Anyhow?! Here are the lines from this episode;

1) Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?

Answer: Lego

2) Siguradong di ka makakatulog pag natikman mo ang init ko!

Answer: Kape

3) Itanggi mo man ang katotohanan, sa akin ka pa rin nang galing!

Answer: Unggoy

4) Ayoko nang masikip! Ayoko nang maputik!

Answer: Sapatos

5) Basang basa sa ulan!

Answer: Aegis

6) Talaga bang lahat ng puno nakakalbo?

Answer: Rico J.

7) Tumigil ka na! Gamitin mo na ako!

Answer: Preno

8) Hindi lahat ng natutumba nababagsak

Answer: Tumba Tumba

9) Habang kinakamot lalong sumasarap

Answer: Buni

10) Nakita namin si GMA, matangkad naman pala siya!

Answer: Mahal at Mura

More "use in a sentence" jokes and more Whose Line Is It Anyhow!

What just happened on the April 29 episode of Lokomoko U?

- Basketball gags

- Kinds of transportation rushed through the dula-dulaan stage for another Bata Bata Tayo'y Tumula!

- Something else? More jokes from Talentadong Family like;

1) Followed - Inday! Pumunta ka doon sa tindahan! FOLLOWED ka ng 30 pesos!

2) Anyhow and anyone - Aha! Sino ang kumain ng ANYHOW na ANYONE sa mesa!

3) Bohol - Huwag kayong lalapit dahil may BOHOL si Piolo!

4) Michael - Huwag diyan! Huwag diyan! MICHAEL-iti ako diyan!

5) Deposit - The water comes out DEPOSIT!

6) Number Two - Kapag ang pangalan mo ay Alberto, pwede ka rin tawaging NUMBER TWO!

7) Hostess and Schooling - Hello? HOSTESS? Who's SCHOOLING this?

- Another round of Who's Line is it...Anyhow?!

1) You're nothing but a second-rate trying hard, copycat! - Cherrie Gil

2) Hipo ka nang hipo, piga ka ng piga, gusto mo lang palang pumasok - Door knob

3) Wag mo akong bilugin! - Kulangot

4) Wala namang ganyana! Porke one sided ang buhok emo na? - Jose Rizal

5) Wag mo akong silipin, di ako bintana! - Cleavage

6) Bakit kayo nagagalit pag di ako nilalabasan? - Ballpen

7) I'm a beautiful brown butterfly! - Baklang Ipis

"I need ur back Lulu"

Looks like we spent our April 15 fun with Alex Gonzaga, Empoy, Princess Ryan, Rainier Castillo, Valeen Montenegro, Joseph Bitangcol, Alyana Asisto, Diane Medina, Tuesday Vargas, JC De Vera, Caloy Alde, Edgar Alan Guzman, Milagring, Luningning, Mariposa, and the Boyz Avenue, otherwise known as the cast of Lokomoko U! Just like...

- Restaurant gags

- The refreshments taking the center stage in another Bata Bata Tayo'y Tumula! Well almost because the pamaypay is facing a minor trouble at the audience!

This pamaypay means trouble!

- On another dramatic episode of Lokomoko U's most dramatic portion that will made viewers cry with laughter, Bahaw Ikalawang Hain, Blue (Empoy) tries to stop Pinky (Diane Medina) from killing herself at the riverbank. Blue's right. Maybe they are better than both GMA's Telebabad and ABS-CBN's Primetime Bida combined, why would Pinky want to end it? This is Bahaw, you know. LOL about the "I need ur back Lulu" tattoo. xD

- Another round of Whose Line Is It... Anyhow?! Check out the lines from that episode!

Question 1: Nandito ako lagi sa harap ng bahay nyo!

Answer: Gate

Question 2: Hindi man ako marunong mag mahal may puso din naman ako!

Answer: Saging

Question 3: Lets DOH it!

Answer: Juan Flavier

Question 4: Kahit ilang yosi ang sindihan ko hindi ako magkaka cancer!

Answer: Lighter

Question 5: Bakit mo ako ibinitin? Kung kelan kainitan at basang basa ako?!

Answer: Sampay

Question 6: Hindi lahat ng dinidilaan batang nausog!

Answer: Sobre/Selyo

Question 7: My mother is not a pig!

Answer: Baka

Question 8: Sarap na sarap kang dilaan ako pag nag iinit ka!

Answer: Ice cream

So much of Caloy's Pick-up Lines here in Bohol

What happened on the April 8 episode of TV5's Lokomoko U?

- Gags at the Bohol Plaza

- More Pick-up lines from Caloy Alde that leaves him speechless and noseless! LOL

Caloy Alde got sidekicked by a woman

That's gotta hurt!

- Jean Fundador (Princess Ryan) and the O.A. Girls (Milagring, Luningning, and Mariposa) performed some "hand-to-hand exercises" on O.A. -Ohtistic Aerobics-. Why Saw Saw Suka?

- More Talentadong Family vacation at Bohol with some "Use It" jokes offered from our favorite;

1) CANADIAN - Kanina sa taas ang bagal-bagal mo, baka ma-iwan CANADIAN!

2) TALK SHOW - Kahit wala na si Serapin, siya pa rin ang aking one and only. O-TALK SHOW, layuin mo ako!

3) CASHIER - Simula nang mawala na si Serapin, wala na akong CASHIER kumain.

4) TARSIER - Dahil hindi sa Bohol merong tarsier, makikita mo rin sa loob ng kotse. Merong primera, segunda, at TARSIER-a.

5) EXPORTING - My new boyfriend EXPORTING years old.

More ohtistic aerobics!

Before summer in the Philippines became officially official, they were indulged in the laughter served from the March 25 episode of TV5's Lokomoko U such as;

- Gags at the poor village

- MORE Ohtistic Aerobics with Princess Ryan, Luningning, Milagring, and Mariposa!

- Meet a monkey named Enchong Go and ask some questions about this chimp on a sketch called "Unggoy Ungguyan"!

Enchong Go

 - More WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYHOW?! Here are some funny lines offered on that segment;

Question 1: Ako ay tunay na pinagpala, laging pinagpapala at patuloy na pinagpapala!

Answer: Construction worker

Question 2: Time, I've been passing time watching trains go by!

Answer: Guard ng LRT

Question 3: Iniiyakan mo pa ang pagkatay sa akin pero gusto mo naman ang ginagawa mo!

Answer: Sibuyas

Question 4: I lied!

Answer: Miriam Defensor

Question 5: Sige subukan mo ngang tumakbo pag bakal ang sapatos mo!

Answer: Kabayo

Question 6: When will I see you again?

Answer: Stevie Wonder

Question 7: Naalala mo lang ako tuwing masama ang loob mo tapos iiwan mo nanaman akong nag iisa!

Answer: Inidoro

Question 8: Sige magpakasawa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo!

Answer: Hipon

Whose line is it anyhow?! ROUND TWO!

Let's see what just happened on the March 18 episode of TV5's Lokomoko U!

- Fire Department gags

- The stuff from the dining table taking over the center stage of Bata Bata Tayo't Tumula. Ahem, why is the "napkin with wings" included in the stuff from the dining table? LOL

- Tensions are set to the maximum level at Bahaw Ikalawang Hain, where um...ah...WHY DOES MS. WANG, I MEAN, MRS. LULU TRYING TO TAKE AWAY SOMEONE CLOSE TO BLUE JUST SO FOR THE BLUE BABY?!!

- Round Two of" Whose line is it anyhow?! Check these out;

Question 1: Hindi lahat ng maasim may Vitamin C!
Answer: Kilikili

Question 2: Biktima din ako ng abortion!
Answer: Balut

Question 3: Hindi lahat ng may sayad baliw!
Answer: Gulong

Question 4: Pinapaligaya na nga kita palipat lipat ka pa!
Answer: TV

Question 5: Akala ko ba the more the merrier? Eh bakit ka naiinis?
Answer: Pimples

Question 6: Pinagpuyatan mo akong makuha pero ayaw mo naman sa akin!
Answer: Eyebag

Question 7: My brother is not a pig!
Answer: Nora Aunor

Question 8: Ginagamit mo lang ako pag nag-iinit ka
Answer: Thermometer

Question 9: Bakit pag lini-lips to lips mo ako, kailangan ko pang tumiwarik?
Answer: Bote

Whose line is it anyhow?

Despite the troubles happened, we are glad that we are saved by the laughs offered from the March 11 episode of Lokomoko U, such as;

1) Palengke gags

2) How the cave people created a statue in honor of their hero in another episode of B.C. Bisihan

3) Guess what, another round of "Use in a sentence" jokes in another Talentadong Family! \(^o^)/

a) Fortified: Twenty years ago, I was FORTIFIED years old

b) Lion: Iha, alam mo ba kahit hindi kayo tumatawa sa mga "use it in a sentence" ko, okey lang yon. LION!

c) Bulacan: Ikaw, puro kang kasinungalingan, BULACAN ng bola dito sa asawa mo!

d) Mistake: Nagugutom na ako, MISTAKE ka ba diyan?

e) Antipolo: Iba na talaga ang fashion statement ngayon. Si Uncle, naka-palda, si ANTIPOLO naman ang suot.

f) Caloocan: Kayo lahat kapag si Mare, mga bastos ang mga pinaguusapan, tawa kayo ng tawa lahat kapag ako nag u-use it in a sentence, hindi kayo tumatawa, sumasakit ang CALOOCAN ko. Itigil ang CALOOCAN ito!

4) Lokomoko U does Whose Line Is It Anyway! They spoofed the popular game show as "Whose Line Is It... Anyhow?" OK, WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYHOW?

a) Question: Pag Nagmahal Ako, Lahat Kayo Nagagalit! Wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?

Answer: Gasolina

b) Question: Hindi lahat nang hinog matamis!

Answer: Pigsa

c) Question: Sige kalimutan mo ako nang malaman ng lahat ang baho mo!

Answer: Deodorant

d) Question: Ako na lang lagi ang pinag iinitan nyo!

Answer: Takure

e) Question: The Filipino is worth dying for

Answer: Ninoy Aquino

f) Question: Hindi lahat ng nagbabato, adik!

Answer: Darna

g) Question: Balang araw, mapapasa-akin din ang katawan mo!

Answer: Sementeryo

h) Question: Wag kang mag-alala, nandito ako lagi sa likod mo!

Answer: Pwet

i) Anong kasalanan ko sa'yo? Iniwan mo na lang akong duguan?

Answer: Napkin

TALPAK!

TALPAK!

Ohtistic Aerobics again...

(YAWN), what just happened on the March 4 episode of Lokomoko U?

- Another week of exercise with the OA girls on another Ohtistic Aerobics!

- Barangay Hall gags

- A puppet joins the senate hearing in the sketch called "Puppet Hearing"

- Time to "time travel" back to the stone age folks, because there was another B.C. Bisihan episode! We learned how cavemen invented the door. Face it cavemen, even with the door closed, snakes can come in! HA! HA! HA!

- The kinds of fishes invaded "Dula-Dulaan" in another round of Bata Bata Tayo'y Tumula!

Cosplay gags in Lokomoko U

"Exciting ka masyadong mag-cosplay!"

Whoa there! February 18 episode of TV5's Lokomoko U has gags poke fun at cosplay. Guess cosplaying never thought to be that hilarious! Also on that episode;

- Dining table invented by cavemen in another episode of B.C. Bisihan.

- Need exercise? Check out Ohtistic Aerobics! Staying fit never been this fun, especially the Ohtistic Aerobics!

- E. Tan Ong is back on "Itanong mo kay E. Tan Ong", where all your questions answered by E. Tan Ong himself!

- The tools of carpentry take over the "dula-dulaan" stage in another round of Bata Bata Tayo'y Tumula!