(applause)
Speaking of which, what's that you're eating?!
Mmmm....a sandwich. A sandwich with blueberry and strawberry jams.
Jams?!
Not just blueberry and strawberry jams, it's got one secret ingredient.
What?!
Poipole!
(audience laughing)
Eh?!
 |
| Poipole |
Poipole. You know? That purple-colored little guy?
Yeah. You, I, and everybody around here know that this little guy is, well, there's no other word for it, (whispers) one of the Ultra Beasts.
Ultra Beasts?!
(ooohh, then applause)
Now, I remember. But still, even though Rotom Dex told us everything about that Poipole fellow, there's no beating the cuteness it possess and then there's those jam stuff shooting from its head. Mmmm... (baby talk)
(audience laughing)
You're talking goo goo gaga now?
(Baby talk continues) See? It loves baby talk. That's how I got its jams. Come on, try it.
(Munching) Wow! That's delicious! Can I have one again?
Sure.
(Munching)
(Munching)
(Munching)
Don't forget that grape jam coming out from Poipole's head. Yummy.
(Munching)
(Munching)
(Munching)
Huh? What is it Spinny?
Oh...
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY...
Blehh...And I thought they're jams. Turns out it's solvent.
More like rugby... Anyway, let's put Poipole to CUTE where it's safe.
(audience laughing)
Speaking of which, we got a letter from someone we're familiar with.
Let's read. Ahem. Dear (name withheld), Thank you for your kindhearted interest for our Prichan group, Miracle Kiratts. Miracle Kiratts?
The one with Mirai and Emo on it.
Ahem. Now that you have Mirai and Emo's support, will you support me now that I'm part of Miracle Kiratts? Together, we can be the best Prichan idol group and we wouldn't do it without your help. Your loyal friend, Rinka Aoba.
Rinka Aoba?!
 |
| Rinka Aoba |
It's her, no doubt about it. Right from the beginning, Rinka's pretty much like Tomoyo from Cadcaptor Sakura. You know, she keeps popping out her camera every time in case of (clears throat).
Oh...
Now that Rinka's officially a Miracle Kiratts idol...
...bearing the Secret Alice name.
Yes. Secret Alice. Anyway, as Rinka being an official Miracle Kiratts idol, she can now sing and dance just like her friends Mirai and Emo. I'm very proud that Rinka's no longer a Tomoyo wannabe and became part of the group so what can we say?
(audience murmuring)
Let's put her to CUTE. I'm starting to admire Rinka's pleasing personality now and I'm with her as well as the Miracle Kiratts gals.
Agreed.
Wait. What's that?
Huh?
Did we just see a ghost?!
(audience laughing)
Hey! Who's there! Is anyone?
(footsteps)
Er, um, hold on. It's not a ghost. It's just Junior.
Junior?!
It's just Junior, people. It's that CUTE little red furball we saw from Yo-Kai Watch Shadowside. Wait, Junior, what do you mean it's not you. We know that you're the guy who can be...anyone. Huh?
Did we just see a ghost?!
(audience laughing)
Hey! Who's there! Is anyone?
(footsteps)
Er, um, hold on. It's not a ghost. It's just Junior.
Junior?!
 |
| Junior |
It's just Junior, people. It's that CUTE little red furball we saw from Yo-Kai Watch Shadowside. Wait, Junior, what do you mean it's not you. We know that you're the guy who can be...anyone. Huh?
What does Junior said?
He said Junior's not haunting us with his presto change-o stuff.
(audience murmuring)
Junior said he ran into a ghost.
But he's a...Hold on. Is that right Junior? You saw someone? Wait, what's that? Mist?
Why do we have a mist on the set?
(bell ringing rapidly)
Guys, looks like Komala's ringing the distress signal. You know what this means?
Call the Ultra Guardians?
(audience laughing)
Too late! Ghoooooosssst!
(screaming)
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY...
Glad the mist is cleared and looks like the ghost that scared us disappeared. Speak of the devil...
Coco told. We've ID'ed that ghost.
Really? Who is she?
Sakuya Shirayuri.
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| Sakuya Shirayuri |
The new Aikatsu Friends character. Very pretty for a ghost.
(audience laughing)
More like a shadow who emerged through the ranks during the Shadow War.
The Shadow War?
(audience laughing)
You know, the Shadow War. Long ago, there was...
(trombone playing)
...and there you have it. The Shadow War. This is how our mystery girl comes in. Men, investigate her deeply. I have no idea why Maika got scared when she saw her.
May I?
If you may. Now, if you excuse me...
(audience murmuring)
Okay, Little Miss Ghost. We need to talk. Are you really a ghost? A shadow? Or perhaps a Crane Orphnoch?
(trombone playing)
...and there you have it. The Shadow War. This is how our mystery girl comes in. Men, investigate her deeply. I have no idea why Maika got scared when she saw her.
May I?
If you may. Now, if you excuse me...
(audience murmuring)
Okay, Little Miss Ghost. We need to talk. Are you really a ghost? A shadow? Or perhaps a Crane Orphnoch?
(audience laughing)
Crane Orphnoch?! Are we talking tokusatsu nonsense?!
Shut up. Anyway, missy. Who are you really? I said who are you really?
Uh, buddy. That's not Sakuya Shirayuri. Her hair looks different than the one pictured.
Don't you backsass me! Ugh! Ugh! Huh? What the?
Huh?
(audience laughing)
Crane Orphnoch?! Are we talking tokusatsu nonsense?!
Shut up. Anyway, missy. Who are you really? I said who are you really?
Uh, buddy. That's not Sakuya Shirayuri. Her hair looks different than the one pictured.
Don't you backsass me! Ugh! Ugh! Huh? What the?
Huh?
 |
| Mismagius |
(audience laughing)
It's a Mismagius! Darn it, Sakuya Shirayuri! She just sent a shadow to blow us off. That's very scary and NOT CUTE indeed. I like it.
Look out! Shadow Ball!
Everybody out! Now! Hurry before everyone gets hurt!
(audience screaming)
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY...
TIME FOR THE RECAP!
SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE:
Raichu
Whisper
Minion
Nico Yazawa
Takane Shijou
Azusa Miura
Makoto Kikuchi
Anzu Futaba
Croagunk
Touma Amagase
Shota Mitarai
Hokuto Ijuin
Teru Tendo
Kaoru Sakuraba
Tsubasa Kashikawa
Kyouji Takajou
Minori Watanabe
Kyosuke Aoi
Yusuke Aoi
Shiki Iseya
Haruna Wakazato
Hayato Akiyama
Jun Fuyumi
Natsuki Sakaki
Rui Maita
Chio Hazama
Jiro Yamashita
Treecko
Jill Valentine
Rebecca Chambers
Claire Redfield
Ada Wong
Ashley Graham
Sheva Alomar
Helena Harper
Sherry Birkin
Moira Burton
Natalia Korda
Osomatsu
Karamatsu
Choromatsu
Ichimatsu
Jyuushimatsu
Todomatsu
Miyabi Fujiwara
Risa Shirakaba
Rin Kurosawa
Mia Fey
Rayfa Padma Khura'in
Buttercup
Yoshiko Tsushima
Sion Todo
Aroma Kurosu
Gaaruru
Hibiki Shikyoin
Ako Saotome
Yuri Katsuki
Victor Nikiforov
Grumpy
Chiri Tsukikawa
Lori Loud
Lucy Loud
Lola Loud
Manjimutt
Shogunyan
Mimikyu
Mareanie
Michiru Koda
Elza Forte
Shuka Hanazono
Izuku "Deku" Midoriya
Ochaco Uraraka
Tenya Iida
Bakugo Katsuki
Shoto Todoroki
Tsuyu Asui
Denki Kaminari
Momo Yaoyorozu
Kyoka Jiro
FumiKage Tokoyami
Eijiro Kirishima
All Might
Riku Nanase
Yamato Nikaido
Iori Izumi
Tamaki Yotsuba
Mitsuki Izumi
Sogo Osaka
Nagi Rokuya
Kanade Amamiya
Shin Oikawa
Junya Sasaki
Chizuru Sawamura
Itsuki Katagiri
Subaru Yuuki
Nozomu Igarashi
Asahi Kasumi
Kanata Kira
Shougo Yumekawa
Asahi Mitaka
Koyoi Takase
Li Syaoran
Jibanyan (Light/Shadow)
Komasan (Light/Shadow)
Whisper 2040
Tomoe Udagawa
Kaoru Seta
Yukina Minato
Sayo Hikawa
Ako Udagawa
The Last Nyanmurai
Anna Akagi
Izuku "Deku" Midoriya
Ochaco Uraraka
Tenya Iida
Bakugo Katsuki
Shoto Todoroki
Tsuyu Asui
Denki Kaminari
Momo Yaoyorozu
Kyoka Jiro
FumiKage Tokoyami
Eijiro Kirishima
All Might
Riku Nanase
Yamato Nikaido
Iori Izumi
Tamaki Yotsuba
Mitsuki Izumi
Sogo Osaka
Nagi Rokuya
Kanade Amamiya
Shin Oikawa
Junya Sasaki
Chizuru Sawamura
Itsuki Katagiri
Subaru Yuuki
Nozomu Igarashi
Asahi Kasumi
Kanata Kira
Shougo Yumekawa
Asahi Mitaka
Koyoi Takase
Li Syaoran
Jibanyan (Light/Shadow)
Komasan (Light/Shadow)
Whisper 2040
Tomoe Udagawa
Kaoru Seta
Yukina Minato
Sayo Hikawa
Ako Udagawa
The Last Nyanmurai
Anna Akagi
NOT CUTE:
Dopey
Kwazii
Minion
Amethyst
Rin Hoshizora
Hibiki Ganaha
Minami Nitta
Ranko Kanzaki
Miku Maekawa
Kion
Fuli
Beshte
Bunga
Ono
Pierre
Scraggy
Bulbasaur
Squirtle
Cyndaquil
Turtwig
Sumire Hikami
Juri Kurebayashi
Nono Daichi
Hime Shiratori
Tsubasa Kisaragi
Yuzu Nikaido
Yozora Kasumi
Maya Fey
Pearl Fey
Ema Skye
Trucy Wright
Kay Faraday
Athena Cykes
Blossom
Mirai Kasuga
Shizuka Mogami
Tsubasa Ibuki
Shiho Kitazawa
Umi Kousaka
Julia
Megumi Tokoro
Yuriko Nanao
Serika Hakozaki
Anna Mochizuki
Kana Yabuki
Nao Yokoyama
Riko Sakurauchi
Dia Kurosawa
Mikan Shiratama
Junon
Kanon
Pinon
Mahiru Kasumi
Doc
Sleepy
Lily Shirogane
Pepper Taiyou
Lynn Loud
Lana Loud
Dismarelda
Nino Nijiiro
Rei Kizaki
Chandelure
Aria Futaba
Huey
Dewey
Louie
Ansi Molina
Olly Timber
Saraline Timber
Tae Hanazono
Arisa Ichigaya
Ran Mitake
Moca Aoba
Misaki "Michelle" Okusawa
Sara Midorikawa
Maika Chono
Karen Kamishiro
Mirai Asuka
Sakuya Shirayuri
Mismagius
Tae Hanazono
Arisa Ichigaya
Ran Mitake
Moca Aoba
Misaki "Michelle" Okusawa
Sara Midorikawa
Maika Chono
Karen Kamishiro
Mirai Asuka
Sakuya Shirayuri
Mismagius
CUTE:
Pichu
Plusle
Minun
Pachirisu
Emolga
Dedenne
Mokona
Mog
Catbug
Bashful
Froakie
Fennekin
Harukasan
Stuffy
Tunip the Vegimal
Minccino
Piplup
Sylveon
Queen Delightful
Axew
Jibanyan
Minion
Serena's Pancham
Umi Sonoda
Eli Ayase
Hanayo Koizumi
Maki Nishikino
Nozomi Tojo
Miki Hoshii
Yukiho Hagiwara
Iori Minase
Ritsuko Akizuki
Anastasia
Kanako Mimura
Chieri Ogata
Miria Akagi
Rika Jougasaki
Kirari Moroboshi
Riina Tada
Rin Shibuya
Mio Honda
Komasan
Komajiro
Grizz
Panda
Ice Bear
Clefairy
Jigglypuff
Chansey
Eevee
Tepig
Snivy
Chikorita
Charmander
Totodile
Torchic
Mudkip
Chimchar
Hinaki Shinjo
Madoka Amahana
Kokone Kurisu
Nina Dojima
Yume Njino
Rola Sakuraba
Laala Manaka
Bubbles
You Watanabe
Kanan Matsuura
Ruby Kurosawa
Hanamaru Kunikida
Mari Ohara
Sophy Hojo
Dorothy West
Reona West
Falulu
Fuwari Midorikaze
Koharu Nanakura
Sneezy
Non Manaka
Rowlet
Litten
Popplio
Togedemaru
Rockruff
Bounsweet
Lincoln Loud
Leni Loud
Luna Loud
Lisa Loud
Lily Loud
USApyon
Happierre
Tomnyan
K. Koma
K. Jiro
Hidabat
Robonyan
Robonyan F
Gnomey
Steenee
Alolan Vulpix
Kero-chan
Tomoyo Daidouji
Mia Ageha
Komala
Kero-chan
Tomoyo Daidouji
Mia Ageha
Komala
Spinny
Roselia
Rimi Ushigome
Saya Yamabuki
Himari Uehara
Hagumi Kitazawa
Kokoro Tsurumaki
Kanon Matsubara
Aya Maruyama
Hina Hikawa
Chisato Shirasagi
Eve Wakamiya
Lisa Imai
Rinko Shirokane
Poofessor
Mirai Momoyama
Mio Minato
Ema Hinata
Poipole
Rinka Aoba
Junior
Roselia
Rimi Ushigome
Saya Yamabuki
Himari Uehara
Hagumi Kitazawa
Kokoro Tsurumaki
Kanon Matsubara
Aya Maruyama
Hina Hikawa
Chisato Shirasagi
Eve Wakamiya
Lisa Imai
Rinko Shirokane
Poofessor
Mirai Momoyama
Mio Minato
Ema Hinata
Poipole
Rinka Aoba
Junior
NAKAKAGIGIL!!!:
Pikachu
BMO
Bijou
Poof
George
Happy
Chespin
Doc McStuffins
Mabel Pines
Sofia
Cottonee
Minion
Oshawott
Star Butterfly
Honoka Kousaka
Kotori Minami
Haruka Amami
Yayoi Takatsuki
Chihaya Kisaragi
Ami Futami
Mami Futami
Uzuki Shimamura
Noibat
Togepi
Squishy
Ichigo Hoshimiya
Aoi Kiriya
Ran Shibuki
Akari Ozora
Braixen
Chika Takami
Mirei Minami
Luan Loud
Yui Yumekawa
Bewear
Kirara Hanazono
Nebby
Webby
Sakura Kinomoto
Kasumi Toyama
Maya Yamato
Emo Moegi
Aine Yuki
Kasumi Toyama
Maya Yamato
Emo Moegi
Aine Yuki
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