The Cute Wall (Volume Twenty Three)

Now, the moment of truth is time because it's now time to do...THE CUTE WALL!



(applause)

Man, we almost got our butts kicked by that Mismagius a long time ago, huh?

Yep. Good thing we got something out of this military-grade ammunition rack to kick her butt off.

What?

(audience laughing)

A pair of R/B Gyros, a Ginga Crystal, and a Taro Crystal.

We became...Ultraman, huh? Don't tell me we're...

Ultraman R/B

Rosso. Blu. Ultraman R/B.

(ooohh)

We turned into giant superheroes to kick this Ghost-type Pokemon's booty?

Yeah. Fire, Water, enough to blow that ghost off because our martial arts won't work against ghosts. Remember?

(audience laughing)

Of course! Well, now that you've mentioned it, we did a pretty good job saving the day...and the board with it.

(audience laughing)

So, what are we going to do with those?

So, the Ginga Crystal, the Taro Crystal, where should I put it? Aha! SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE.

(audience laughing)

Eh?!!! We just saved the day! Sheeh, never mind about that. Guess martial arts and superpowers don't count here. Anyway, let's move on because Coco told me the one character who looked like Sakuya Shirayuri from Aikatsu Friends! And we have an ID on her.

Let me see, let me see.

Her name is...

Kaguya Shirayuri

...Kaguya Shirayuri.

Kaguya Shirayuri?!

Kaguya is Sakuya's twin sister and they are referred to themselves as...

Reflect Moon. The duo that defeated Pure Palette at the Brillant Friends Cup a while back.

What's the matter?

Uh, nothing. But Kaguya Shirayuri? From the looks of her, she reminded me of Yohane.

(audience laughing)

Just look at her! She's giving you the flashbacks on why you like Yohane.

Who is, sadly, one of the Aqours heroes you have placed at the SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE. What do you think? You'll put New Yohane in the same place as Old Yohane?

(audience laughing)

Well, yes. I'll put her. Bet those Shadow War brethren won't like this.

(audience laughing)

Who else?

Know this purple-haired gal?

Mel Shido

(ooohh)

She's from Kiratto Prichan. Her name is Mel Shido. She was the third member of Meltic StAr but for unknown reasons, she abandoned Anna and Sara back then, but with Mel returned to Meltic StAr, they had a lot to fill in following her absence. She's raised in America and she managed to graduate college at the age of...wait for it...13 years old.

(ooohh)

Genius, huh?

(Best Match! Build!)

(audience laughing)

Give me that Build Ride Watch! Saving this for later! Anyway, because of Mel, and just like how Reflect Moon annihilated Pure Palette at the Brilliant Friends Cup, Meltic StAr managed to trounced the Miracle Kiratts. Which is surprisingly....huh?

Great thing about Mel is that she copied Mari Ohara from Love Live! Sunshine!!

(audience laughing)

Why Mari Ohara? What does Mel had to do with Mari?

You said that in her profile, Mel came from America, right? That's why her dialogue sounded like Mari Ohara's. Shiny, right? It's joke!

(audience laughing)

It's joke?! It's joke?!! You called Mel a JOKE?!!!

Which reminds me. If Kaguya Shirayuri is like Yoshiko Tsushima and if Mel Shido is like Mari Ohara, we can make a new Guilty Kiss out of them! Oh, wait, we're missing another Riko.

ANOTHER RIKO?!!

(audience laughing)

Kaguya's the Another Yoshiko and Mel's the Another Mari. We need Another Riko to have Another Guilty Kiss.

What's with the Another stuff?! Don't tell me you're...

Never mind that but still, I would personally like putting Mel at CUTE where it's safe.

Whatever. You guys owe me...

(audience laughing)

Hey, you guys watched the new Precure All-Stars movie?

(ooohh)

Yeah. We saw it and we are amazed to see a record-breaking number of Precures in one film. It's like the Infinity War all over again. Except this isn't the Infinity War. Huhehe...

(audience laughing)

Precure All-Stars

Anyway, who's who on the PreCure All-Stars?

Let's see here...hmmm...There were 55 PreCures overall, right? From Futari wa Precure to HUGtto! Precure, of course. From Futari wa Precure, there's Cure Black, Cure White, and Max Heart's Shiny Luminas. From Splash Star, there's Cure Bloom and Cure Egret. From Yes! Precure 5 Go Go!, there's Cure Dream, Cure Rouge, Cure Lemonade, Cure Mint, Cure Aqua, and Milky Rose. From Fresh Precure!, there's Cure Peach, Cure Berry, Cure Passion, and Cure Pine. From Heart Catch Precure!, there's Cure Blossom, Cure Marine, Cure Moonlight, and Cure Sunshine. From Suite Precure, there's Cure Melody, Cure Muse, Cure Beat and Cure Rhythm. From Smile Precure!, there's Cure Happy, Cure Beauty, Cure March, Cure Peace, and Cure Sunny. From Doki Doki Precure, there's Cure Heart, Cure Sword, Cure Rosetta, Cure Diamond, and Cure Ace. From Happiness Charge Precure!, there's Cure Lovely, Cure Princess, Cure Honey, and Cure Fortune. From Princess Precure, there's Cure Flora, Cure Scarlet, Cure Twinkle, and Cure Mermaid. From Maho Girls Precure!, there's Cure Miracle, Cure Magical, and Cure Felice. From Kira Kira Precure A La Mode, there's Cure Whip, Cure Gelato, Cure Custard, Cure Chocolat, Cure Macaron, and Cure Parfait. And from Hugtto! Precure, there's Cure Yell, Cure Ange, Cure Etoile, Cure Macherie, and Cure Amour.

That's a lot! What are we going to do with those PreCures and how to tell them which one is SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE, NOT CUTE, CUTE, and NAKAKAGIGIL?!

Let's start with the SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE and the Precures going on this list are...

Oh, here we go...

(audience laughing)

Aqua, Passion, Berry, Moonlight, Beat, Sword, Chocolat, and Macaron. Sorry Cures.

(audience laughing)

That's cold. What about NOT CUTE?

Black, Bloom, Milky Rose, Rouge, Mint, Rhythm, Muse, Sunny, Beauty, March, Ace, Scarlet, Mermaid, Twinkle, Magical, Gelato, Amour, Ange, and Etoile.

(ooohhh)

Those Precures are not happy over your actions. Even Cure Amour's. If I can remember correctly, she was once an android made by an evil organization until Cure Yell and the others changed her heart and poof. She's now a good girl and she became best friends with the girl who would become Cure Macherie. So, who's on the CUTE side?!

White, Shiny Luminas, Egret, Lemonade, Pine, Marine, Sunshine, Peace, Diamond, Rosetta, Princess, Honey, Fortune, Felice, Custard, Parfait, and Macherie.

Not bad. So, what about on the NAKAKAGIGIL side?!

DREAM! PEACH! BLOSSOM! MELODY! HAPPY! HEART! LOVELY! FLORA! MIRACLE! WHIP! YELL!

Pink heroines? Seriously? The leader of the pack?! Ooh, you got me there. Especially that Cure Hwhip.

Cure Hwhip?!

(audience laughing)

Cure Hwhip, yeah.

You mean Cure Whip.

Cure Hwhip,

Cure Whip.

Cure Hwhip,

Cure Whip.

Cure Hwhip,

Cure Whip.

Cure Hwhip,

You're eating hair!

Pfft!

(audience laughing)

SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE:

Raichu

Whisper

Minion

Nico Yazawa

Takane Shijou

Azusa Miura

Makoto Kikuchi

Anzu Futaba

Croagunk

Touma Amagase

Shota Mitarai

Hokuto Ijuin

Teru Tendo

Kaoru Sakuraba

Tsubasa Kashikawa

Kyouji Takajou

Minori Watanabe

Kyosuke Aoi

Yusuke Aoi

Shiki Iseya

Haruna Wakazato

Hayato Akiyama

Jun Fuyumi

Natsuki Sakaki

Rui Maita

Chio Hazama

Jiro Yamashita

Treecko

Jill Valentine

Rebecca Chambers

Claire Redfield

Ada Wong

Ashley Graham

Sheva Alomar

Helena Harper

Sherry Birkin

Moira Burton

Natalia Korda

Osomatsu

Karamatsu

Choromatsu

Ichimatsu

Jyuushimatsu

Todomatsu

Miyabi Fujiwara

Risa Shirakaba

Rin Kurosawa

Mia Fey

Rayfa Padma Khura'in

Buttercup

Yoshiko Tsushima

Sion Todo

Aroma Kurosu

Gaaruru

Hibiki Shikyoin

Ako Saotome

Yuri Katsuki

Victor Nikiforov

Grumpy

Chiri Tsukikawa

Lori Loud

Lucy Loud

Lola Loud

Manjimutt

Shogunyan

Mimikyu

Mareanie

Michiru Koda

Elza Forte

Shuka Hanazono
Izuku "Deku" Midoriya
Ochaco Uraraka
Tenya Iida
Bakugo Katsuki
Shoto Todoroki
Tsuyu Asui
Denki Kaminari
Momo Yaoyorozu
Kyoka Jiro
Fumikage Tokoyami
Eijiro Kirishima
All Might
Riku Nanase
Yamato Nikaido
Iori Izumi
Tamaki Yotsuba
Mitsuki Izumi
Sogo Osaka
Nagi Rokuya
Kanade Amamiya
Shin Oikawa
Junya Sasaki
Chizuru Sawamura
 Itsuki Katagiri
Subaru Yuuki
 Nozomu Igarashi
 Asahi Kasumi
 Kanata Kira
Shougo Yumekawa
Asahi Mitaka
Koyoi Takase
Li Syaoran
Jibanyan (Light/Shadow)
Komasan (Light/Shadow)
Whisper 2040
Tomoe Udagawa
Kaoru Seta
Yukina Minato
Sayo Hikawa
Ako Udagawa
The Last Nyanmurai
Anna Akagi
Ultraman Rosso
Ultraman Blu
Kaguya Shirayuri
Cure Aqua
Cure Passion
Cure Berry
Cure Moonlight
Cure Beat
Cure Sword
Cure Chocolat
Cure Macaron

NOT CUTE:

Dopey

Kwazii

Minion

Amethyst

Rin Hoshizora

Hibiki Ganaha

Minami Nitta

Ranko Kanzaki

Miku Maekawa

Kion

Fuli

Beshte

Bunga

Ono

Pierre

Scraggy

Bulbasaur

Squirtle

Cyndaquil

Turtwig

Sumire Hikami

Juri Kurebayashi

Nono Daichi

Hime Shiratori

Tsubasa Kisaragi

Yuzu Nikaido

Yozora Kasumi

Maya Fey

Pearl Fey

Ema Skye

Trucy Wright

Kay Faraday

Athena Cykes

Blossom

Mirai Kasuga

Shizuka Mogami

Tsubasa Ibuki

Shiho Kitazawa

Umi Kousaka

Julia

Megumi Tokoro

Yuriko Nanao

Serika Hakozaki

Anna Mochizuki

Kana Yabuki

Nao Yokoyama

Riko Sakurauchi

Dia Kurosawa

Mikan Shiratama

Junon

Kanon

Pinon

Mahiru Kasumi

Doc

Sleepy

Lily Shirogane

Pepper Taiyou

Lynn Loud

Lana Loud

Dismarelda

Nino Nijiiro

Rei Kizaki

Chandelure

Aria Futaba

Huey

Dewey

Louie

Ansi Molina

Olly Timber

Saraline Timber
Tae Hanazono
Arisa Ichigaya
Ran Mitake
Moca Aoba
Misaki "Michelle" Okusawa
Sara Midorikawa
Maika Chono
Karen Kamishiro
Mirai Asuka
Sakuya Shirayuri
Mismagius
Cure Black
Cure Bloom
Milky Rose
Cure Rouge
Cure Mint
Cure Rhythm
Cure Muse
Cure Sunny
Cure Beauty
Cure March
Cure Ace
Cure Scarlet
Cure Mermaid
Cure Twinkle
Cure Magical
Cure Gelato
Cure Amour
Cure Ange
Cure Etoile

CUTE:

Pichu

Plusle

Minun

Pachirisu

Emolga

Dedenne

Mokona

Mog

Catbug

Bashful

Froakie

Fennekin

Harukasan

Stuffy

Tunip the Vegimal

Minccino

Piplup

Sylveon

Queen Delightful

Axew

Jibanyan

Minion

Serena's Pancham

Umi Sonoda

Eli Ayase

Hanayo Koizumi

Maki Nishikino

Nozomi Tojo

Miki Hoshii

Yukiho Hagiwara

Iori Minase

Ritsuko Akizuki

Anastasia

Kanako Mimura

Chieri Ogata

Miria Akagi

Rika Jougasaki

Kirari Moroboshi

Riina Tada

Rin Shibuya

Mio Honda

Komasan

Komajiro

Grizz

Panda

Ice Bear

Clefairy

Jigglypuff

Chansey

Eevee

Tepig

Snivy

Chikorita

Charmander

Totodile

Torchic

Mudkip

Chimchar

Hinaki Shinjo

Madoka Amahana

Kokone Kurisu

Nina Dojima

Yume Njino

Rola Sakuraba

Laala Manaka

Bubbles

You Watanabe

Kanan Matsuura

Ruby Kurosawa

Hanamaru Kunikida

Mari Ohara

Sophy Hojo

Dorothy West

Reona West

Falulu

Fuwari Midorikaze

Koharu Nanakura

Sneezy

Non Manaka

Rowlet

Litten

Popplio

Togedemaru

Rockruff

Bounsweet

Lincoln Loud

Leni Loud

Luna Loud

Lisa Loud

Lily Loud

USApyon

Happierre

Tomnyan

K. Koma

K. Jiro

Hidabat

Robonyan

Robonyan F

Gnomey

Steenee

Alolan Vulpix
Kero-chan
Tomoyo Daidouji
Mia Ageha
Komala

Spinny
Roselia
Rimi Ushigome
Saya Yamabuki
Himari Uehara
Hagumi Kitazawa
Kokoro Tsurumaki
Kanon Matsubara
Aya Maruyama
Hina Hikawa
Chisato Shirasagi
Eve Wakamiya
Lisa Imai
Rinko Shirokane
Poofessor
Mirai Momoyama
Mio Minato
Ema Hinata
Poipole
Rinka Aoba
Junior
Mel Shido
Cure White
Shiny Luminas
Cure Egret
Cure Lemonade
Cure Pine
Cure Marine
Cure Sunshine
Cure Peace
Cure Diamond
Cure Rosetta
Cure Princess
Cure Honey
Cure Fortune
Cure Felice
Cure Custard
Cure Parfait
Cure Macherie

NAKAKAGIGIL!!!:

Pikachu

BMO

Bijou

Poof

George

Happy

Chespin

Doc McStuffins

Mabel Pines

Sofia

Cottonee

Minion

Oshawott

Star Butterfly

Honoka Kousaka

Kotori Minami

Haruka Amami

Yayoi Takatsuki

Chihaya Kisaragi

Ami Futami

Mami Futami

Uzuki Shimamura

Noibat

Togepi

Squishy

Ichigo Hoshimiya

Aoi Kiriya

Ran Shibuki

Akari Ozora

Braixen

Chika Takami

Mirei Minami

Luan Loud

Yui Yumekawa

Bewear

Kirara Hanazono

Nebby

Webby

Sakura Kinomoto
Kasumi Toyama
Maya Yamato
Emo Moegi
Aine Yuki
Cure Dream
Cure Peach
Cure Blossom
Cure Melody
Cure Happy
Cure Heart
Cure Lovely
Cure Flora
Cure Miracle
Cure Whip
Cure Yell